Retarded

Krissyboi: Hey can I borrow your contact lense solution n the case?

Me: Why?Since when u wear contact lense?Horrrrhhh....there's a GIRL in your room!I knew it!

Krissyboi: I come n take okay. (Avoiding)

Me: Wait wait...U got food or not?Im damn hungry now...bring food over for me.

Krissyboi: I got Beef fried rice...I'll bring it over n u give me the case n solution, deal?

Me: DEAL!!!

And that is how I got to eat Beef fried rice at 2am in the morning....Lovessss it...