Tired siannn

went shopping for DU costume/accessories with CTbitch today....its been a LONG time since i step onto the street of Bugis...same goes for Orchard, Cityhall n every other town areas...the furthest Ive been is Vivo n thts all...HAHAHAHA...so loser my god

However, I totally HATE going to town n squashing with all the ppl...n Bugis is like...OMGoddness messy to the maxness...so many things to see but actually they're all the same, cheap stuff but even cheaper quality...

we ended up walking almost the whole of Bugis to find freakin' costumes for command guys....n also our DU stuff but I didnt manage to get wat I really wanted in the end...SIAN....but the costume search was a very funny process indeed, especially the costume for the guys LOL....n we found a damn cute red clip-on fedora (gotta be the BUY of the day!) that will make Peter so proud!!!HAHAHA....

On our way back, we just emo-ed in the car....n we realised that this is our last time ever.......

Shopping for DU costume.

One more week

I am so mudafuckin' EMO now u have no idea.....

Tonight, the thought just hit me HARD...THIS.IS.IT.

it sucks to be emo n yet have no time to emo...really really suckssss to the core.

Spoken like a true drunkard

[CC] life. unexpected says:
why an u bit hot
[CC] life. unexpected says:
*not
[CC] life. unexpected says:
FUCk
[CC] life. unexpected says:
why u neber go out
U-Fern-Alexis says:
HARH?fyl u cant talk straight
U-Fern-Alexis says:
neberrr la
U-Fern-Alexis says:
na beh
U-Fern-Alexis says:
go simi out so many work to do
[CC] life. unexpected says:
so last min
[CC] life. unexpected says:
orbi good lo
U-Fern-Alexis says:
i have NO IDEA wtf u are saying right now
U-Fern-Alexis says:
jibai u are drunk
U-Fern-Alexis says:
can u pls go n slp
[CC] life. unexpected says:
yes i know
[CC] life. unexpected says:
i said
[CC] life. unexpected says:
ORBI GOOD
[CC] life. unexpected says:
JIA QU LUT
[CC] life. unexpected says:
so last min
[CC] life. unexpected says:
serves u right
U-Fern-Alexis says:
i still dun understd
U-Fern-Alexis says:
wat is orbi good
[CC] life. unexpected says:
OMG ok
[CC] life. unexpected says:
NEVER MIND
[CC] life. unexpected says:
FML
U-Fern-Alexis says:
FYL
[CC] life. unexpected says:
MSIANS
U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahaha
U-Fern-Alexis says:
wat is orbi good
U-Fern-Alexis says:
can u pls explain to me
[CC] life. unexpected says:
like
[CC] life. unexpected says:
arhyme
[CC] life. unexpected says:
childhood rhyme
[CC] life. unexpected says:
NEBVER MIND
U-Fern-Alexis says:
HAHAHA
U-Fern-Alexis says:
similan
[CC] life. unexpected says:
silber n gold
U-Fern-Alexis says:
zhen de yao childhood rhyme me
U-Fern-Alexis says:
ma de
U-Fern-Alexis says:
jia qu lut
U-Fern-Alexis says:
wtf is tht
[CC] life. unexpected says:
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
[CC] life. unexpected says:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[CC] life. unexpected says:
so funny plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
U-Fern-Alexis says:
wat//??
[CC] life. unexpected says:
bachelors pad
[CC] life. unexpected says:
FML
U-Fern-Alexis says:
HAHAHAHA
[CC] life. unexpected says:
pffffft
U-Fern-Alexis says:
orbi is not in dicitonary
[CC] life. unexpected says:
OF COS ITS NOT
[CC] life. unexpected says:
its hookkien
U-Fern-Alexis says:
JIBAI
U-Fern-Alexis says:
tot its english
U-Fern-Alexis says:
fml
U-Fern-Alexis says:
JIBAI SIMILAN ORBIGOOD
[CC] life. unexpected says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
U-Fern-Alexis says:
wat does orbigood means
U-Fern-Alexis says:
how to say it
[CC] life. unexpected says:
means FYL
U-Fern-Alexis says:
isit?
[CC] life. unexpected says:
serves u right
U-Fern-Alexis says:
reli ah
U-Fern-Alexis says:
oh ok ok
U-Fern-Alexis says:
now it kinda sounds like it
[CC] life. unexpected says:
AIOH
U-Fern-Alexis says:
i think i heard before
[CC] life. unexpected says:
smlj
U-Fern-Alexis says:
HAHAHAHA
U-Fern-Alexis says:
orbigood
U-Fern-Alexis says:
gotta love tht
U-Fern-Alexis says:
n i actually went to dictionary.com to search for the word orbi good
U-Fern-Alexis says:
FML
U-Fern-Alexis says:
FMFL
[CC] life. unexpected says:
ok la ma de
[CC] life. unexpected says:
i go slp liao
[CC] life. unexpected says:
FMFL
U-Fern-Alexis says:
sleep la ma de
U-Fern-Alexis says:
FYFL

The new AS again

Im so bored n COLD here in IRC...

Check this out........




AFTERSCHOOL's new single...WOOTSSSSSSSSSSSS look at their long legs *jealousss*

And yea, additional loser again....sian watever they come n go...the left side ones are the "permanent" ones hahaha


As usual....GAHEE IS DOPE~


cant wait for the dance performance...

K so bored...back to lit review...BYE

Bitch mode on

Dont be surprised if u find me DEAD next week...rushing my CS like siao n dance prac took up almost 50 percent of my time coz I dance EVERY single night...im not complaining but im afraid tht dance will slowly become a chore to me...

N then there is COMMAND...tell me about it...it is totally a CHORE no doubt bout that one.
I am not enjoying it at all because we are thrown with the most sai kang things to do..this is not MY command...this is me MAKING people's command.

If i have the time, I would definitely love to try out band.
too bad tht aint gon' happen everrr... for an obvious reason....pffft totally in bitchy mood today wateverrr

I swearrrr

My supervisor is drivin' me KRAAAZAAYYY....she practically scrutinized every single one of my survey ques...she said the words tht i used are too "cheem" for surveying the street goers....not cheem like shakespeare cheem but cheem as in too "pretentious"...walaooo she is damn hard to please lor this angmoh char bo!!!ok she aint no angmoh but she is married to one, so.....sian why do i get such anal supervisor....but still funny nonetheless....

She is literally driving me mad when she "mocked" my survey contents....then summore must go n call her husband to ask about English laaaa seriouslyyyy HAHAHA..."Hi honey, just wanna ask, is there such thing as affordable price?"...really wanna Honey honey in front of student la!!!


"Who do u usually go shopping with?Alone,Partner,Family,Friends,Others....what others?shop with your dog?"....HAHAHAHAHA OK FINE I admit defeat here she totally Pwned the shit outta me.

"Dont so Kiasu la no need to put others as option"...."But seriously, ppl will come out with all sorts of weird answers i swear, thts y must put the option others..."..."like what?mode of transportation besides bus mrt private transport walk, what are the others?"...."For all u know they will say ride a horse or sumthing...HAHAHA"....i totally gotcha her back this time, Im only learning from the master herself, loves it.....

OK im not bitchin' bout her la I actually like her alot coz she's damn funny in a bitchy way....no wonder I like her coz birds of the same feather flock together afterall...then she went n told me "Oh i heard that ur scared of me...D$%^ told me that ur scared of me".....walaooo what a bitch she is that D#$%, she is also under the same supervisor as me walao really wanna go tell my supervisor such thing la pffftttt seriouslyyyyy such an ass sucker!!

OK im dead tired after slaving my ass since the whole morning with lecture, CS, tuts n presentation...going to take a nap before going for dance later..ciao bella~

Rule of thumb pls

If you dont know the rule, then dont fuckin' use face-fuckin'-book.

Ultimate rule of thumb:
DO NOT comment on my comment to my friend if you dont know me, even tho' u are a friend of my friend.

Facebook might be a damn successful social networking site that brings people together but NO, it does not bring strangers or friend's friend together GEDDIT...this aint no Lonely Planet's Six degree of separation pls getchofacts right...JIBAI

u can tell tht im PMS-ing right now, which is why i sounded so much like CC...like father like daughter indeed!

ok finish ranting bai!

I am just weird that way

At times like this, I really love being alone...i know of few ppl that CANNOT bear the feeling of being alone as it will make them feel like a complete loser....eating alone in the canteen, loser....studying alone in the library,loser..waiting for the bus alone,loser...alone=loser

to me, being alone is simply wonderful...i dont need to ask around for people's companionship...i dont need to wait for them to get ready...i dont need to wait for them to pack...i dont need to WAIT, period...Own time own target rocks!

Im now in the IRC workin on my CS.....alone, yes!but i bumped into a few familiar faces so its all good...I dont need peer pressure to motivate me...the only person that can motivate me is none other than Myself.

Guess dierdier is right afterall...i cannot live with others because i am ASEXUAL that way.

It is so true

When they say there is no such thing as dieting on weekends.

Totally pigged out like crazy over the weekend...like trying to eat everything tht i have not eaten throughout the weekdays liddat...my god so much for dieting seriously

I know i may sound anorexic here but seriously hear me out...this really shouldnt be the way to eat for a normal person....

Starting from Sat I kept whacking redondo like siao....oh redondo is like super nice cream wafer biscuit roll( choc mint flavour)...almost the whole fifth floor got one can inside their room HAHAHA gotta love Redondo...oh yea i was sayin, I whacked the whole can of redondo all by myself unstoppableeeeee omg kill me....then starved for dinner at night coz felt guilty for eating up like ten million sticks of redondos...but starving failed coz Dierdier wanted to come meet me n i couldnt resist asking him to tapao maggie goreng n chicken wings for supper...n whacked them with beer summore OVAAAHHH

Then the next morning Dierdier again bought me bfast (which is super sweet of him coz eating bfast on sunday mornings are really really meaningful to me)....ate one whole pee dan porridge in the morning before dance...then they wanted to go lunch n i decided to not eat lunch coz im really full but then this BITCH used her dirty tactics of "sharing" n ended up ordering too much food tht we had to stuff ourselves like crazy.....ok fine then nvm...got back for dance preview then again wanted to skip dinner coz too full from lunch...but failed again FML....coz they wanted to eat XO fish soup n zi charrr OMG....when u have friends like that how to diet u tell me???goshhhhh

K fine then i came back n did my work, nap a while then woke up n do my work again n guess what??I AM HUNGRY AGAIN...FML....then ok la since got nothing to eat anyway i thought i could just hold it in...but NO, my neighbour wanted to buy supper then she asked me if i want supper...n now Im eating Tauhuey..CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR summore!!...AT 1AM...FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok this is totally an anorexic post loves it....n i swearrrr to u tht i am ANYTHING but anorexic...siaaannn

You tell them, they wont understand

Seriously, only people with the same interest and predicament will share the same sentiments.

No matter how hard you try to explain to them, they just WONT get it'....in their eyes, you are one big slacker who doesnt give a damn about your grades, your studies, your future....
they think that you are just having your own sweet fun doing extracurricular activities and neglecting your school work but in reality they dont know how much effort you actually put in for school work.
They think that you dont give a shit when you are SU-ing but the fact is you contributed equal amount of work and still did your best in order to be fair to them.
They think its unfair that you get the same grades as them for midterms as they think you didnt study as hard as them (yea suck on that!).
they think you have no priorities n they think dancing is not a priority, its a side hobby that you only do when you have the time which obviously final years like us DONT...but we still continue to dance, why?because of the word Passion we dance.that is why.

N who can say that I am a slacker and failure that graduates without any class or honours when I am the one that has already gotten a job offer with a pay that is on par with them first class ass suckers....Now you tell me that n kiss my ass!

Like Gaga, lets just DANCE~peace

Because dierdier said so

For once Im postin' up the pictures faster than you, bitch!coz dierdier sent me the pics so dont be mad, there aint no plagiarism here alright'


So Hewbert Tan aka Isaac aka dierdier planned a Sat dinner for the 8Gz ppl minus Nai Da Li so its 7GZ...so mean lor,go n censored ppl's face summore walao reli too free alr lor some ppl seriously.

We all went to SPRUCE, some super ulu place at Tanglin area tht is filled with angmohs...no wonder tht bitch suggested this place...i knew it!


Having our super healthy meals while shoutin' like maddies playin this game called "AKINATOR" on iphone...i swearrrrrr......hahaha


Such a sad picture really....all in the name of Condensation....hahaha we all looked super "Ancient" here, what a depressing picture really.

After that we decided to go somewhere for drinks n came out with few places but in the end we proceeded to, guess where???RED freakin' DOT... again...the place tht we all VOWED NEVAH EVAH to go againnnn....but oh wells....life's just a bitch like that....love hate r'ship with Red Dot gotta love that!




Camwhored in Cloudy before driving off....the leica is still condensed....


And it miraculously recovered like five seconds after..... a camera with an attitude loves it!


Glam shot!one word...ZAI...totally like a mak datin rockin the gaga pose at the back seat.


the act-nonchalant-n-not-pose pose FAILED...hahahaha...damn fake lar bitch, really wanna point at the bushes larrrrr....jinjaaaaa


Somebody is rockin' those shorts oh oh oh~


Thanks CC for pickin' up the tab at reddot ....may god bless your kind heart....n indeed u were blessed, u BINGO-ed that night!...HAHAHAHA old habit never dies....somehow we always Bingo-ed n thts y we always have to come back to spend the voucher....means we will eventually still end up in reddot...FOL.


Loving Father and Mother...this picture is seriously just AWWWWW X 10million....errrr disclaimer: they are not a real couple...HAHA



The Children of 8gz....n yay PETER is backkkkk....


And finally, I am going to "Reward" you somethin to feast upon your eyes..


Aheeemmmmm....err yeaaa, my reward to you is CT la...coz she very hot ma therefore u can feast your eyes lor geddit geddit?.....ermmm okaayy bai!

Coz I am here for your entertainment

To commemorate my complete recovery from my wisdom tooth infection, I shall show u something entertaining....but u must promise not to laugh k else I will be damn sad.


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I know you cant keep your promise...FINE!

OMG n omg

Just when I thought they they've tossed my application down the drain, they have to suddenly drop the bomb on me like that...no warning at all...

"Hello, can u come to the office n sign the contract tmrw?"....WTF

HAHAHA i knew it tht im not that lousy to be rejected again n again...damn!As happy as I am right now, Im also not ready to sign the contract because I have my own doubts about this job...plus everyone tht has been tellin me all the shitloads tht I will have to deal with if I were to go into this.

But who am I to reject offers when they are coming in right?Im just a noob fresh grad that knows nothing n ppl are actually offering to pay me....n not as if my grades are so good that I can still "haggle" around waiting for offers n stuff...

Haihhh but still, I dont wanna be tied by a contractactual agreement so soon....coz I did applied for so many other stuff n waiting for interviews....n i really really wanna go for more interviews n see what other offers await me out there.
GOSHHHH this is so hard...n i felt bad tht i told them to give me some time to think about it, like wtf who does that?

AAAAAHHH JINJAAA damn sian.

Gig @ PLAY

OK so I got sucked into doin' this shit afterall...
why am i so reluctant in the first place?pay's good, company's good, dancing is fun.....the prob is, freakin' have to wear cheerleading outfit!!...gaahhh...but yea, I did it in the end so I deserve a slap from myself watever.

Step got us this gig at this club called Play, a lesbian club...yupe thts right, i know whatchu thinkin'.....n the theme of the event's "GLEE"....thts why die die must wear cheerleading outfit lorrrrr...siaaaan
N the best thing is, we only started choreoing n learning everything two days before the performance....coz we are good mah thts why...zai ppl are like tht wan, we can get away with shit like this....

So we all prepared ourselves (in terms of makeup not steps HAHA) n head to PLay in Step's car...on our way I kept tellin' them "confirm buang confirm buang" HAHAHA totally being "optimistic" to the max.



On our way to the club, takin' pics while crossing the road n struttin' past all the ahpeks at the hawker centre in our super short skirts that nearly showed our asses ...gotta love that!



Our EXTRA member that night, TATANIA aka DJ's boo aka CCtan ....only he is allowed into the club because, ermmm, he is just exclusive that way...HAHAHA...he acted as our manager cum cameraman cum videographer cum caretaker LOL..."just for the free drinks" right?*roll eyes*



Look at my willpower....REFUSE to succumb...NEVAH!!!! hana hana hana go ahead n laugh at me la MA DE...laugh lor laugh lorrr...pfffttt i swear, me wearing stepper's uniform is BIGGER news than Haiti's earthquake....tsssk


So of course I quickly put on my 8GZ shirt to cover my fats n also make myself less of a stepper...HAHAHA...NEVAAHHHHH~



After the performance, which we totally BUANGED like nobody's business, as expected HAHAHA....we got all sorts of funny reaction tht we've never ever gotten in our entire dance experience....not dead silence, not jeers, not cheers, but Laughters!!!walaooo wtf dont understand...ok maybe thats how lesbians express themselves wateverrrr.....so long as we get our pay I dont really care...walao totally mentality of a prostitute pls, gotta love that!


SLUT!!!i know what u did back there...gettin' a lil chitty chatty with someone....SLUT!


With Step the noisy woman.


Jiang skinny MA DE....


Wooaaahh check out XXY's abs~ yuan lai XXY is Gahee...pfftttt took me so long to realize...


I.have.no.idea.


So after the performance, we all waited backstage (ok backstage,pfffttt not even backstage pls its more like some super crammed back alley for prostitutes) to get our cash...KA CHING!!!got our 400bucks just like tht n got our asses outta there to claim our free drinks with reserved table...WOOOHOOOO damn syiok.



Party in the USAAAAA...i mean..PLAY...HAHAHAHA ok watever so lame


Doin' Alvan's voguelicious steps....*got my money in the pocket*


We totally clubbed in HALL shirts...gotta love that....we are bringing KR some fame yo' mai siao siao this is how we roll!

These two should seriously get married lorrr...i swear~jinjaaa


Workin' the long island ala teh tarik style'

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA funny funny funny....ok im sorry but this is really funny cant help it.


the TWO LOSERS thinking that they are in the picture...tsk tsk tsk....


Casualties lorr what else?


nice.


We Da Survivors~ woots we went for murtabak summore....damn zai...


Careless camwhoring on the road again...this time we forced DJ aka Quan to take pic for us..HAHA

It was a great night...its been a long time we all got high n go crazy in the club like that...n it was an eye opener for me as well..HAHA....PLAY is definitely the place to go....try it, n u'll believe it...HAHAHA watever....oh, n I bet u are dying to ask this ques, "Did we got picked up in the club tht night?"...the ans is sadly "NO"...hahahaha oh wells...i toldcha its the outfit, it has got to be the damn outfit!!!


OK GOTTA BOUNCE~


TIL THEN.....................

I went to the dentist

N he said i have to remove two of my wisdom tooth...on the left side, up n down...imagine next time the right side got infected...then i have to remove another two...Fml up n down in n out left n right until i dieeeee.

The problem now is, I am being a cheapskate I dont wanna pay 800 dollars for two fuckin' tooth tht are causing me so much pain...walao imagine la, lets say, a guy that caused u so much pain n in the end u still have to pay him 800bucks!!Now aint that a BITCH!how is god being fair that way u tell me howwwww????tssskk

Aiyah see how la wait for the swelling to subside n the infection to go away then once I lead a happy life with no pain maybe I will just get over it....as in not to be bothered by it...until the NEXT infection takes place...OMGG the thought of it is making me pee in my pants alr....u have nooo idea mannnn...the pain n the aheemmm ugliness....y do i always have to get these kinda shit!!!have u ever heard of others who constantly swells here n there til it affects their physical wellbeing??NO right?FML to the max larr seriously....haih okla im seriously considering the surgery la actually....siannnnn

On a sidenote, the dentist i met today was kinda cute....he looks like Elvis Presley, Filipino version...HAHAHAHAHA...speaks with a perfect angmoh accent n very young i have no idea how he became a dentist at such young age...or maybe its botox or wateverrr...hahhaa but he is just sooo cute...like literally cute not hot cute....like a small little thing u just wanna squeezeeeeee HAHAHAHA...

But if i wanna see him again, tht means I have to pay him 800bucks....FML

Swell, again!

OK this time its not eye swell, its cheeks...FML forever swelling wan, god is fair afterall..everyone got flaws..nyehehehehe

My left cheeks totally blew up after i got some inflammation on my gums due to this stupid thing called, Wisdom Tooth...gossshhh i thought it went away already after almost a year without pain but apparently NOT fml....but I really dont want to remove it coz if I go n remove means,
1. It cost a BOMB, like 500 bucks per tooth
2. I have to remove all 4
3. WHICH COST A BOMB, 500X4=2000 FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its like RM5K FMFL!!

So yea, gotta just suck it up I say!

The pain got so bad last night I can barely concentrate on doing any work..lucky for me i found TRAMADOL, a pain killer drug prescribed by the doc the last time i had my eye allergy...she gave it to me just in case i need them in the future...n true enough, I really do!!!thank goddd for Tramadol...the new Panadol....n true enough also, NO EYE SWELL!!!FINALLY a pain killer with no eye swell!!!!!!happy like fucuktaofucharbeehoon!

Initially I was quite apprehensive towards the drug...n im not sure how many pills should i take so i consulted my pharmacy friend n she told me to take one....but I took one n waited for almost one hr, still no effect..by right suppose to cause drowsiness n then reduce the pain....so I whacked another one....n two hours past...still no effect....n i wanted to sleep alr but not sleepy at all...i guess my body is really to strong hahahaha....then suddenly, like in 5 seconds....suddenly, the pain just STOPPED...like literally just STOPPED OMG....its damn miraculous like I totally feel NO PAIN at all...one moment was extreme pain, n then its GONE.....so i immediately went to sleep for the fear tht the pain might strike again....n then whacked another one in case the pain caused me to wake up in the middle of the night....HAHAHAHA ok i'm still here so Im not dead dont worry!

N the next thing i know....i woke up with ZERO PAIN...the pain is gone, so i thought everything is ok already...but NO!!!i look at the mirror n found my left cheeks bigger than my right...HAHAHAHA ok its not as bad as eyes but still!!!LOL but its ok now the swelling has gone down abit already n no more pain....thank god for drugs!

Oh, n im not going to post picture here la later ppl think tht im such a freak for constantly swelling here n there...so sad...then ruin my image as a Hot girl ma right....aisehhh k bye

its been a while

since I got uber-Hi in da club....dont this just sounds like a lyric?haha ok watever I have no idea wat im talkin bout.

Anyway, yest we had an AWESOME gig at PLAY....FYI, Play is a lesbian club...yeaaa,awesome right?hahaha definitely an eye opener....n the gig was, like I said, AWESOME~
We only came up with the choreography two days before the performance...gotta love our awesomeness!

Then we had to dance hiphop in cheerleader's outfit....again, AWESOME~...every inch of my body fats were squeezed out because of the tiny outfit tht are made for chihuahuas.

N are u ready for the most awesome part?We got paid 80bucks each for just creating a mess on the stage for 2 mins...I swear we totally BUANG-ed 80% of the dance!gotta love that!HAHAHAHA....n if thts not enuf, we got FOUR jugs of alcohol tht is worth 160bucks according to Step.....can u say A to the W to the E to the...errr ok shuddap

N of course, us saying we are old we are old we cannot club we cannot get High etc etc (ok thts just me sayin' that la, fine!the rest refuse to admit they are old)....towards the end all of us got so freakin' Hiiii, Flo Rida cant even handle us...(low low low low geddit geddit?haha I is awesome!)

I was really feelin' damn Hi when we left the club...but after sending CT n Oli back to hall, me n XXY were super hungry n were craving for Wengseng....so we just walked all the way to Wengseng at 2am, in the middle of the empty PP Road, in our super short mini skirts tht revealed our tights!...luckly no cars at tht time, if not sure cause accident HAHAHA~
n we had our very satisfying Mutton Cheese Murtabak n Maggie Soup wooohoooo....

Came back n showered....fell asleep for barely two hours n here I am....siannnnn same ol' same ol'

Oh n super random, I was feeling damn bloody thirsty n had sudden craving for super cold drinks so i walked down to the vending machine at 7am to buy two cans of drinks...HAHAHAH one word, AWESOME~

OK do mah work do mah work nowwwwww....