First book

yay!!!i BOUGHT MY FIRST BOOK EVER!!!after one year....yes larrr..have to congratulate mahself...so proud man!!!!
see???i really did it lor....super exp wei...stupid book which i probably wont read much...cost me $44 freakin dollars....thts like...rm100 pls!!!anyway...it feels gooooood to finally own a freakin BOOOOK!!!the smell of brand new pages.....amat syiokkkkk sekali...n i looove wrapping new books....ok la one book oni la....so semangat go n buy wrapping paper summore u noe....when it comes to new books....im a total freak...must wrap nice nice wan....esp so exp summore....sure treat it as gold n exibit it nicely on my shelf.....wooohooohooo.....
buyin books are so fun.....im going to do it more next semester.....yayssssssssssssss.....
dunno y i never thought of it before...hmmmm....i wonder.....

Die pls

I dont freakin' understand a thing in lecture!!nono....should be..lectures..with s..!!shit....things are getting harder n harder now...i know la i know la...buy books n read up ma...deng...i told panda tht books are damn expensive n damn not worth it to invest for one semester....then she deng me...."can spend so much on hair kenot spend on books meh???bimbo...."....*sweat*...say until liddat..speechless adi lor....

hana hana i go buy books tmrw la...i really duwan to die ruthlessly..damn not worth it
got books better also la...at least can decorate my shelves....yea sweat right??...but its true la...so far i have so many spacious shelves with no books...so wasted....
anyway...im so dead la....conclusion...

oh oh one more thing...try these donuts....damn nice pls!!!donut factory n tht stupid vivo one also not as nice pls!!!n most of all..the bestest thing is..no queue pls!!!!n its also low fat pls!!!n n its at the Curve,most happening place is town now pls!!!so..pls go pls!ok chiaoz...

Auntie-ness

uhoohoohoo..veli boling...feel like talking bout bo liao stuff....unimportant n irrelevant....nonsensical n no brainer.....the crap of all shit...
ok la let me share my "auntie story"....n no..this has got nothing to do with my auntie....its the auntie-in-me im talking about...
me n kenning went grocery shopping today....super auntie la....choose this n that....compare prices....waraoooo kenot tahan myself for being liddat la....haih...its not easy being poor u see....im really trying very god damn hard already....n no...my family didnt go bankrupt...its just me being more berjimat-cermat...(whats da english word???aiya heck care la cant think already...)
anyway....then we both proceeded to the fruits area....besides vegies now its my first time buying fruits!!yay!!!one at the time.....like the wise ones will say....
we took our own auntie time picking n squeezing those apples....kenning at the green apples...me at the red ones....took us like ten mins just to pick out five god damn apples laaaaa....when you are doing it ah...u really feel very into it wan without realising how fast time flies....but after you are done....waiting for your friend to pick hers....its like...the most auntiest thing in the whole wide universe.....u can see her auntinest n imagine yourself doing it before this ....super embarrassing la....
and so we realised how auntied we were n vowed not to be seen like that anymore....if wanna do it....must be chop chop n cover your face....or wear superman mask...huhuhu...
told yah its a super boh isi boh liao boh nothing post.....wahahaha...!!!

Rag 07

The Performance

Da Pumpkins....i mean...villagers...
Da Float....

Quick update

Formal Dinner 07- fifth floor girls n dates

With hot date,Reda

ughhhh...too long too long....okay a fast one....
highlights: RAG n FLAG DAY.....DATING GAME...INTER BLOCK GAME...what else what else???lemme think lemme think...umm ummm...basically thts it la...yea i know...damn no life right?..deng

1)okay...RAG n Flag.....i was a bloody bulky PUMPKiN..performing for RAG....it was a "pleeeaaasant" experience...but wont do it again for NUTS!...why ah??waraoooo lemme tell u la...long waiting hours...waste of time....total fatigue....disgusting face n body paint....weird dance moves....even weirder costumes....erm wat else ah....yea la tht's enuf la wan more meh?

2)Flag was all about standing there n act nice n all asking for donation....Rule number one:Fake plastic smile...."Hi....donation...hi donation?"....aiyah when i was in my first yr i kena cheated adi...being the ever so naive freshman....of course the line was "Hello..would you like to make a donation??"...damn panjang weiii...talk until i wanna die....now now...hehe...im a class above adi...just go "donation donation..." smile smile abit....if duwan smile then dun smile...if wanna slack just sit one hour at the bus stop....the most amusing thing is...banglas are the most generous lot!!i totally dig em..i mean...asking donation fr them!!!

3)Dating game....here comes the fun part.....dating game is one of the game played by my hostel....where frehmen are suppose to ask seniors for a date....fake wan la of course....then hor then hor....(wah damn excited).....towards the very last minute i got asked by this super yummy delicious cupcake...i mean..angmoh....waraoooo damn exciting laaaaaa....he is like super dashingly hot to the maximum to the power of 100 square kuasa lima darab tiga ribu!!....yes thts how cute n hot he is(check out da pic yo!)....practically the hottest guy in our hall....wooohooo score!!!n things tht he said to me...ooohhhh..totally can melt ur heart away wan(not becoz he is angmoh kay!!!its really very sweet wan)...hahahhaa....then hor..haih..after the date i tak habis habis kena ejek by my frens la...SPG SPG...haih....then say wat..migrating to swiss la..having pretty babies la... buy them swatch watches la....naming his boat after me la...this n tht....too much la they all....hehe...okay la enuf...

4)lastly....Inter Block Games...erm...IBG is ...well...just IBG lor....huhuhu..potong steam right?....

oohhh ooohh...very random la but....last nite Nat asked me...to choose....either
a)to be hot n gorgeous but super dumb n bimbotic
b)to be fat n not so pretty..but not very ugly....but super intelligent

i chose....A la of course....duh!!!life is all about the superficial....thts y i read superficial.com...wahahhaa...
your choice???if u chose B...tht only meant one thing....YOU ARE A DISGUSTING LIAR!!!!