Blardy stingy bastard

That mother%$#@#$% stingy bastardly uncle who doesnt allow me to take three apples.
WTF...its only apples...besides,thats the ONLY proper nutrition that i get...like their apples damn farkin' expensive liddat...urgh

Do not mess with a girl who lurve apples..I wouldnt even care if he disallowed me to take oranges,honey dews,etc....but never mess with my apples..n bananas.

One day...I swear I'll make him pay for that.....

Screwed

I hate to rant about things...esp exams...but this time..i really screwed up..big time...n I have to be definitely pissed to rant about it...coz u dont see me rant about exams.

I never ever rant after my papers...everyone will be in their chaotic frenzy..but whatever..I finish I go..the end...I dont even talk about the paper...I'll just chuck it aside.

This time...I just cant take it anymore..I had to rant...n Rant I did.here...Ive had sleepless nites dreaming nightmares about this module..n in the end..i still screwed up...talk about equality.

Anyway..doesnt matter..whats done is done..yea whats new.

And so...my only source of comfort...i bought my favourite "tao huey" n eat it while facebooking...that definitely made me happier now.

Tissue fetish

Life is so stressful these days that I've resorted to playing with TISSUES again!!...its an old habit that I've been trying very freakin' hard to curb...but to no avail obviously...

Well,you see...this habit of mine...begun long long time ago..i dont know how i picked it up but it just came to me...like..naturally...one fine day...i started tearing small parts of the tissue n started squashing it n rolling it up into a "ball-like" shape....it has rough edges all around and so whenever i squash them n roll them with my two fingers...i feel the "sensation" of those rough edges pressing against my flesh....it is damn syiok I assure u...

This "fetish" of mine is not very well-known by many of my friends...perhaps just the few of them..those who has "close proximity" with me throughout their daily lives...such as..Wai Yung-my deskmate back in St.John....I played with tissues whenever Im doing maths or physics ques...very stressful wan okayl...but he always scolded me whenever i started playing with tissues.....because then i will create unwanted "snow flakes" all over my table n floor n those "snow flakes" will eventually spread to his table since he is my deskmate u see...n so he is damn annoyed...

Im not sure who else know of my this very weird lil' habit....Panda just recently found out...i thought noone would ever find out as Ive been doing it for years....its really so syiok that i cant stop it...my fingers are beginning to show signs of roughness n dead skin has begin to form on the sides of my two fingers....but its ok...I ain't complaining...its called...for the love of artistic habit...besides..since I dont do housework...my fingers are Okay to begin with...so whats a little roughness compared to women who slave all their lives in domestic works?

And it think Sherene also knows...oh n my mum!...she caught me playing with tissues and she was so freaked out...she asked me if Im very stressed out...she just doesnt understand why i must play with it...its getting so difficult!!arghh...oh n I think my maid knows too...coz she is the one who has to clean up the mess that Ive created...coz whenever Im at home...I'll produce massive amount of TISSUE BALLS all around...just because I know i have a maid to clean it up for me....bwahahaha...evil i know...

Well,I cant really help it u see.....whenever I am studying or feeling bored..I need to do somethin...I know a number of people out there are also like me...just that they do it differently...like picking their nails...plucking their hair....playing with people's hair..etc...so its exactly the same predicament here u see....n especially during exam period where i need to glue my butt down for hours n hours of intensive studying...i just cant go thru the whole thing without playing with tissue...I'm sorry but i CANT....without that....nothing goes into my brain Im serious!!!

On a lighter note....Ive recently discovered whats the best tissue that suits me....the best tissue is the one that wont create so much "flakes" whenever u roll n squash them...out of all the tissues that Ive tried...from Kleenex to Premier to Rose to Hotel face tissue to Cafe's serviette...I ve found my best tissue...which is....the cheapo toilet paper from my hall's toilet....RAWKS!..since its of a bad quality n material...it is so rough that when you rolled it...no flakes will fall out...RAWKS....n without the flakes..i dont have to sweep my floor everytime after I finished studyin...RAWKS!

Victoria Secret Angels

The Victoria Secret Angels are hawt hawt hawt!!!!!

Pardon me for this very lesbian post..but these chicas are just so freakin' hawt that even a girl as straight as a metal ruler will want to make out with them...tsk tsk

Feast your eyes people....thank me later...prepare tissue to wipe ur bleeding nose.

Cant wait to watch the 2007 show...
This time ...the "old" angels are not going to be around....
Gisele is apparently getting quite old (according to tabloids)....Tyra is getting Fat...(duh...see for yourself)...n its going to be Heidi's last show...(i hope!..n she is also very old pls take her out)
well the fashion industry is harsh...esp in VS..if ur not hot enuf...out u go!!hey,i didnt say that..Tyra did!n so..out she goes..bwahahaha

Having said tht...Im glad that two of my fave angels are still rawkin' the show...Alessandra n Adriana....damn they're hawt!.






Alessandra Ambrossio..smokin'!













Adriana Lima

























Karolina Kurkova




















Tyra..oh tyra..well.what can I say??..THIS is the reason why she's out..bwahahaha..

















Heidi Klum...can u belif it??tht woman has kids!!!n tht black guy behind her...its her husband, Seal...i know..he is so hot almost like Brad Pitt...match made in heaven indeed..NOT!










Gisele Bunchen































Izabel,Jessica n Selina...new "fresh" young angels..yum yum












































Damn..Im feeling so gay right now...both "happy" gay n "not-straight" gay...thts y im soooo gay..geddit??...bwahaha nvm..happy feasting!

I Love ANTM

too bored...so Ive decided to write about America's Next Top Model..yayzzzz...my all time never-get-sick-n-tired-of-it reality show!!!Its airing Season 9 now..n Im watching everything till the most recent episode on youtube...god bless the mighty one who came out with youtube...

So far...i lurrvvee Jenah..i really do hope she wins...n then there's this weird but so-called "high fashion" looking girl, Heather...aiya Tyra always tries to put it nicely...like if ur weird...she'll say "high fashion"....if ur fat..she'll say "plus-size"....if ur tomboyish..she'll say "edgy"...if ur black..she'll say..yo sista'?..erm..maybe not....

Its always amusing to see Miss Tyra duin' her own thang..livin' in her own Tyra world...for goodness sake that woman even got her own talk show!!!...well of course...her talk show is one of my "favourite"....it amuses me that how she tries so hard to be like Oprah...n how she always stresses on "body issues"...like how she always invites guests that are like five times bigger than her...so that she doesnt appear "big".....c'mon...we all know tyra is as fat as an oil tank....

N how she contradicts her Modelling show with her Talk show...sayin tht its okay to be "big"..blablabla...n she goes around doin all sorts of nonsense..like making her fat audiences wear tight suits tht showed their fats!!!...WTF...just coz she herself got insulted by the tabloids...they caught her wearing some swimsuit lookin' like Big Mama...n she got all worked up n started lashing out at the tabloids...n made her audience suffer by shamelessly revealing their body weight...brilliant woman ain't she?

Panda told me Tyra blinks alot...she said its most prob a nigga' thing...like,what???i didnt know tht niggas blink alot..i think its just her ugly bangs n her heavy mascara la.....

N then she had guest "celebrities" like Lauren Conrad...wth!!!Oprah had Julia Roberts...Brad Pitt...n she had..Lauren Conrad!!!!the next thing u know..she'll start inviting Heidi Montag..(the other bimbo from The Hill)....exactly...u dont even know!

The other day i was telling Panda to notice her audience...they are so made up..like..they all have the same make ups n stuff...fake giler...n when sumthin' "inspiring" happened...like an ugly woman who gets a make over....her fake audience will be so inspired n enlightened...like seriously inspired to the point tht they feel like cryin' n kiss her golden arse...classic!

Well tht pretty much sums up...on why I love Tyra Banks so much...tht woman...she is indeed somethin' i tell ya..

Hell week begins

The HELLISH WEEK begins...from today onwards....Am having my first paper this Fri...

Since hellish week begins today, of course I took the opportunity to have-fun-for-the-last-time yesterday...and yesterday was Saturday...n who the hell studies on saturdays???oh c'mon..gimme a break!

And so I went out with Panda to Suntec...while everyone else is studying..(or they like to say.."mugging" here)...like mad....both of us are so sick of hall and everything...so we decided to just go somewhere far...screw all the exam thoughts for a moment...

I actually only wanted to eat Carls Junior...which u can find in Vivocity which is waaayy nearer than Suntec...but its not really the food that matters la....its really to go far far away.....n once we reached Suntec...we searched high n low like idiots for CJ...

Like i used to said....whenever Panda n I went out..we ALWAYS...never fail to SESAT-ed ourselves...no matter what....last time we used to sesat alot when taking buses...then now...even when we got the bus right...we still can sesat in the mall itself!...damn cool.

By the time we found CJ...we decided we needed something with a better "ambience"...CJ just ain't it...*faint*..susah payah cari in the end never eat...n so we went next door to eat Swensen instead...wah damn expensive can die...I feel so broke again...but nevermind...once in a while indulgence...must reward ourselves before exams...tsk tsk tsk

Swensen is very packed with families...I see families all over...*envy*..then i told panda i want my family also...then she said,"wah..why u so scary wan..still so young...think about all these"...
deng...i meant...my EXISTING family laaaaaa...not THAT family la...siao!*vomit blood*..havent even graduated n work..where got think of all these wan!so auntie meh...

And then after that we just walked around blindly n found the bus stop..genius!

What a great way of releasing stress!ok..back to work now................sigh

Ice cream supper

Kenyang Kenyang....bloated to the maximum of 1000 kuasa satu juta...I am sooooo full and bloated after eating sooo much junk....My block just had ice cream supper....been indulging in too much sins...wanted to hide in my room and not go initially..but then..haih...everyone went to the rooftop....like...very the TEMPTED leh...bwahaha...and i dont wanna be d only one left on my floor...takut hantu laaa..

Before that i had late dinner then as i was studying(yes..STUDYING)...my mouth fell itchy that i couldnt resist eating the Kettle chips that i bought yesterday...i mean..hello..its Kettle worrr..how to resist???..so i just binged on the whole pack...then i felt guilty n went running after that....when i came back...its ice cream supper already....*vomit blood*...but at least i "Ran" the chips away...so that i can make space for ice cream...lol....Well according to my block head Hokito...this ice cream supper is to de-stress...coz its the crazy period where everyone's studying like mad...

Randomness...i read Hun's blog...n she talked about dreams...which reminded me...i had a crazy dream again....no..this time its not about ghost....its about how i took this online examination and i didnt know that it is an actual examination...n so i didnt complete most of the ques n I submitted it....n when i found out about it...i freaked n immediately searched high n low for my lecturer....n the lecturer happened to be..Moses Chew!!!!OMG....that gay lecturer whom i hated the most...n the funniest thing was....in my dream,HE HAS A DAUGHTER!!so he is NOT gay....omg omg....damn weird damn weird....
maybe its all the exam fever la...until can dream of all these weird stuff..haih...at least i have been studying nowadays...if not...i can go n dieeeee.

Perseverance

Sometimes life here in Spore is so stressful that it made people want to give up....from my own perspective...been there done tht...it is truly a challenge indeed...

Nay told me that she is very stressed out over her submissions...apparently SUBMISSION is all u hear in Uni....every single day a typical uni student's conversation will go ..."Hows life?"..."sigh...dying la...alot of submissions laaaa..siansssss"...

With her being in Architecture....it made matters worst...life isnt easy at all in Archi...they had sleepless nites...always staying overnite in studio rushing their work like crazy....

According to Nay,alot of her peers already gave up by switching courses..or went to other institutions...she is in her second year now....n she said that she wanted to give up since first year but she gave herself another chance .....n now..she feels like giving up again....

I really feel bad for her....making such decission is no joke...studying here is no joke...

Ive always complained about my own course...but compared to hers...its really nothing...Ive learnt to adapt n am getting quite used to the whole stressful environment...especially when all ur peers are doing so much better...its really demoralising sometimes...but then again...life isnt all about doing well in studies....as long as we tried...that is all that matters...

I hope Nay could just follow her own heart n make a wise decission....i wish you all the best luiyan!

Chicken Biskit!!!

Today I overindulged myself with food....been starving for too long i guess...I ate Malay food...follow by Roti Canai (or Prata)..followed by Tao Huey (Beancurd)....followed by chicken biscuit....

I met with Nayling luiyan after class today n we had dinner together...too bad its near exam period and I cant go anywhere further than..Techo Edge...well...do not be fooled by the "Canggih" name ladies n gentlemen....its just the name of Engine canteen thts all...bwahahaha...

I don't know why i had this urge to just eat non-stop..maybe its the excitement of not seeing Nay for quite some time...or maybe i just got money from mum n I no longer have to starve...hey Im serious leh...i was so broke until my account is left with only 15bucks....cant even withdraw laaaa...kesian betul I ni kan....ish ish ish....

After one beancurd i wanted to tahpao another one...thank god they sold out....at least I dont feel so guilty....n luckly we managed to control ourselves n not proceed to McD.....gosh!

But we went to Forum n bought junk food instead....there's this cute-weird-funky biscuit...its called the Chicken Biskit by Kraft..Nay intro me...."Eh this is damn nice leh buy buy"...."What?Chicken Biscuit???deng....wth...taste like how wan???nice meh?"....."Tasted like chicken la deng....chicken biscuit wat!!!"..."deng....thanks alot aaahh!"...*vomit blood*

Wah it was really quite nice..n daaannng!! it really tasted like chicken....bwahahaha....i lurrvveee chicken....ima carnivor...i cant live without chicken..chickens my fave meat!!!!!!

Lol..never cease to crack me up..."In A Biskit Alive With Flavour!"...funky shit!!!then they even have this gambar ayam (chicken picture)...tht poor lil chicky looks sooo terrified..its going to be eaten alive!!!bwahahahaha...wicked!!!the person who came out with this recipe is truly a genius...i salute him!

VJC friendly

Had a Friendly soccer game today..against VJC...n we totally kena OWNED!!!yes larrr....never been so happy when my butt got whacked so hard in a soccer game before...erm..no pun intended okay...i ain't doin' no SnM here....what i meant was...it was a totally deserving win for them...n Im happy n HONOURED tht we even got to play agaisnt them...n learn from our mistakes....

Those JC girls...they are like..how young....we were malu la of course..but then again...there's really nothing to be malu about la...look at how they train...n how we train...very different la the standard....n I like to act cool n macho by always emphasizing on playing a "beautiful game"....n a beautiful game they played indeed...*respect respect*

N those lil' kids are a humble lot....when they said friendly..they meant friendly....no violence...no bitch fight...no cursing....it was peaceful all the way...sometimes i pity them la...their coach treats them like men....scold scold scold...like no maruah diri la...ish....if our coach were to be like tht....u think got anyone wanna join soccer????..we are just too pampered la i tell u....u compare us n them..one shot u know we are the lembik ones...kena mud sikit scream like auntie who lost her chicken!
aiya no point torturing yourselves wan....yes they are good...but...are they really really good?...u cant make money for this la unless ur on the EPL level....im not trying to be a sour lose here la...coz i already am one..hah!

thts y i told shinfei...yes they are good...but its like...they are there..yet not there. u know what i mean?...aiya be more practical better la...uni degree first...lol...

Tech class

I had to make an important decission today...it made me felt uneasy the whole day...its between attending a lecture or dance hiphop tech class....the lecture is important because it is the final lecture and the lecturer is doing a course review...so its sort of like..."tips" for finals la....

But in the end...i chose dance instead...n i think its worth it...i had alot of fun doing it...and it was definitely something very refreshing to me....this alumni Bob came back to teach...he was superb...we did "lyrical hiphop"...n danced to the song "because of you" by Neyo...fantastic!

Even though i missed the important lecture, i have no regrets or whatsoever...whats done is done....if my grades were to deteriorate because of this...so be it...but i think it wont affect much la...hopefully....i just dont care what people thinks....i love dance.

I know dance is not what Im pursuing here...its a Uni degree..n i do acknowledge that studies are very important..therefore Im going to try my very best for my exams....to compensate for this.

Been feeling very stressed out lately...dont know why....maybe its the heaps of projects...maybe its the hall activities..maybe its the lack of running...maybe its friendship...maybe its complicated relationships...or maybe Im just sick of this place....

Sara is dead

Noooooaaaaahhhh..they killed off Sara Trancedi!!!!!how can how can????
apakah maknanyerrrr......Michael will be so sad n lonely....OMG.....maybe they'll try to make him Gay in prison....by killing off his GF...urrrgggghhhh...stupid!

Mum got freaked out when she saw my "kena belasah" pictures....was msn-ing her asking for money....lol...should have told her..i kena belasah because i owe people money....n see how she reacted...
The other day i was chatting with Gary n he really thought that i kena belasah...i even scripted out a damn convincing story....like how me n my friends were walking n then we kena robbed by these few people....then we tried to struggle n fight them off....thts y my face like lebam lebam...lol....he totally believed me!!!Funny like shit...

Ok its Deepavali today n i shall not be evil...Im going off now bye!

Grrrrrr

Siannnnnn...Sian jit puah!!!post up this pic to spice this post up...even though its damn irrelevant...but i think i looked so-scary-that-i-made-The Exorcist-looked-like-Sesame Street....*click on the pic to see the upclose version if u dont believe me*

I think im kinda possessed that nite...dont know why...somehow..had this kinda weird "Im not there" feelin..like...i cant explain la...errrr..give me the chills.....

naaahh..just kiddin'...Gotcha!!!sorry lor if im tryin' to be faarrrny...NOT...wahahhaa..SS ok whatever...
Dismas-the-"kiong si" pontianak looked equally freaky with only "three fingers"...the others are just...cheerful n happy?..erm...Peter tryin to be a hunchback by shoving a damn toy ball onto his back...n how is hunchback haloween??discrimination discrimination.....!!!not tht i care in the first place la...Nat is the Ghost bride..Chye n Mala is cowboy n cowgirl...Corrien...maybe she is their cowchild??lol...Deo is the pumpkin n Pek is the witch...thts all the dancers from my block...quite the sikit leh...tapi tak apa...yang penting ada quality bukan quantity...chehwahhh..

Can't wait for tmrw's test to be ovvvaaah....

So many things going on...preparing for test..preparing for presentation...shit...totally never practice for it..screw it la...RE student suppose to be spontaneous wan ..what prepare prepare???hahaha....hmmm..gotta think of something nice to wear..at least score on "appearance" if my presentation flopped....damn superficial...ish

I've got nothing but complains...arggghh...the fact that i didnt get to run makes me even more lethargic....n i havent got my menses for almost three months....arrrrgghhh...whyyyyy god whhhyyyy..kenapa orang baik ditimpa malapetaka why????pls let me have my menses ASAP so that i dont look bloated n fat...plssssssssssssssss

And Im also freakin' BROKE....what have i done wrong la seriously....urgh...guess its just not the "right" month for me....or "months" for that matter....according to astrology...no money..no menses...argrggaagagagaga...ultimate level of "peeeekkkk cheeekkk-ness"

Been so hooked to Facebook....particularly the Doddles application....so cute can die!...n also partly because tht Im damn creative also....can come out with names to give my friends..uncreative people surely wont find it fun wan....haih..what to do?they ain't like me what...siaaannnn

Facebook is crazy

this is really overrated..in fact,lotsa people have said it already....FACEBOOK IS SOOOO ADDICTIVE...i just cant resist to say it again....it is seriously contagious...bloody idiot who came out with this damn thing....this damn thing who totally kicked Friendster's ass..even though the whole idea came from friendster....gotta give Facebook some props man...making profits out of the monopoly....n totally kicking "his" butt in that!....

I dont really know whats the big fuss about facebook...but it is just so god damn fun....just dont know why...why oh why....ok,its like...going clubbing..or drinking....it is not fun..yet fun...u know what im saying??hmmm...well some may say that clubbing is damn fun...but not for me lerrr..i prefer...serenity...countryside....beaches...what??its true okay!!!

Anyway, my whole point is still...facebook sucks...yet it rocks...get it??
I cant help refreshing the home page every 5 minutes....while studying...wtf right....read one page...refresh...read one page....write nonsense on ppl's wall...read one page....superpoke....read one page....send fab bag....read one page....tag photos...read one page.....reply my fun wall....
in the end...one chapter adi...not bad wat...at least it motivates me to hurry hurry read finish one page....so tht i can superpoke or whatever....shit....totally retarded...