Time of the year

Musim Kemarau is back again....like justin bringing Sexyback...god is bringing "Drought" back...why god!It is freakin' HOT!sexyback is Hot alright...but drought is HOT!!!haha lame shit.
When it is so hot, cannot study.get bad result..how not to blame god?GG

Both Kriss N I have paper tmrw....n we both still went running n followed by our damn chillax walk after that to cool down....my body is practically at its boiling point after running....seriously need to walk if not will pengsan okay...no kidding...its really really damn 9 hot!!!wah MANG CHANG...must control if not body temp heat up again...GG

I have concluded that Kriss is my chilling partner....seriously at this so-called "Crucial" period (wooaahhh scary woooo......yea wateverrrrr)...NOONE will ever be so chillax n run with me la...followed by a walk somemore WTf.

During our walk, theres this stray dog...he suddenly surged towards my direction...freaked the shit outta me...n i clinged onto Kriss..i swear that was damn gay..but I was really damn freaking pissifying scared okay!thank god we managed to turn to the dogs direction in time, if not, that damn thing could have just bite me from the behind already.....fulamak...then we both damn gay walked fast fast away from the dog....after kena bitten got sawan babi cannot take exam tmrw then GG.

"Walao damn scary la why the dog suddenly want to attack you?"
"I dont know man"
"Oh I know...coz your a bitch thats y"
"wALAOO GG la you!hmmm...but I think so too"
"GG"

The stupidest thing happened to me this morning....I thought my paper was today padahal its tomorrow...WTF...n so i woke up at 7 to prepare myself...wanted to bathe already when I saw Muifong on the way....then she told me its tmrw la...doinks....damn PAK CHI....stress until date also cannot remember....alasan kebodohan...GG

No life

Cannot cannot cannot tahan!!!!Kiasuland is seriously a bloody Mugger nation!fine ok...NUS NUS..fine..i chose the wrong place to come..fine...its all my bloody fault FINE!!!

Everyone is studying 24/7....like 24fuckin7!!!!!!who the hell can tahan NOT sleeping n just go on n on n on???????Every freakin' people here is LIKE THAT!!!can u belif it OMFG!ppl here seriously DONT SLEEP....belif it or not!!!they only sleep for like five hours for the WHOLE WEEK!!!fuck this shit man!it make no sense!
the library is soooooooo full that u must fight for a seat!!!FIGHT ZOMG like go early n CHOP seat....are u kidding me?...n people freakin' CAMP in the library...without sleeping...overnight..two nites...one week...who knows....no need to bathe..yuck!

Its ridiculous I tell u!!...its not that people are smart okay...people just freakin' DO this shit n therefore they freakin' score....pfeett Im a sour grape wateverrr...but dude,like seriously....why live your live that way???so what if u can freakin score huh?SO what????okay fine u get a job...fine....then what???aiiihhhh eventually boils down to money money money also right?haih money is the root of everything la...root of kiasuness...root of busukness...everything laaaaa

People study everywhere...MCD..changi airport...WTF is wrong with these people seriously???just freakin' stay at home!!you dont have to be seen u know????waaaaaaaa MANG CHANG to the max!!!!everyone here treats studying as a LIFE N DEATH situation....i am not kidding you....i used to think its exaggerated....IT IS SO NOT exaggerated!its so freakin' bloody true!
seriously..god...who ever made Asians the kiasus???who who who tell me who???now our reputation is soooooo gone....in western countries, we are already stereotyped as the Studious,Nerds, geeks etc......oh hey but at least we are also labelled as the educated n the rich ones.

i dont know man...just talkin smack here...finish one paper, destress...haih i miss Msia already....noone ever studies everywhere back home...we just hide in our rooms...n we SLEEP okay!!!
the library is non existent...noone ever goes to the library...go also because want to "taan" aircon only...u say u wanna go library...people will say you "chi sin"....you will never see ANYONE studying in MCD or Starbucks or wateverrr...neverrrrr...u see someone doing that...ppl will say you "poser" act rajin act smart etc...
so what if we are damn screwed up n will never progress??at least we are happy...n we are NOT stupid mind u..yea yea say im in denial wateverrrrr...im in no mood to argue...everything i say is correct wan i dont care!u can go n stuff nasi lemak in ur ass if u dont agree!

N tonight Steph's cooking for us..yay...I have such sweet neighbours...Eunice is super sweet,always giving me encouraging notes n stuff...Suyuen always helping me with computing stuff....Steph's always so positive n encouraging sometimes i forgot that she is younger than me...haih...what did i ever do to deserve sweet neighbours?
I seriously cant do nuts...i cant cook...i dont write notes....i do nothing....i might be a cold n heartless bitch but I do appreciate them okay!!one day i will repay them....maybe lend them my maid for a day?didnt think so??FINEeee...told u i suck!

Really?

I woke up with such a happy feeling today...because I had a damn sweet dream thats why...

Isit really HIM?so weird....of all people...its HIM...who could have thought...omg...dreams do indicate something right?
But we are so out of touch now...it make no sense...nevertheless..its still a damn sweet dream...lalala GG

p/s: in the dream, HE owns a BMW..which makes the dream even sweeter.....waahhhh materialistic bitch...GG

Please end soon

Yay reading week is finally over...exam is coming in two days...yay!GG

Fine, so I have not been studying HARD...whatever...but its still damn stressful one ok..cant wait for this shit to be over.

Played soccer with the guys today....stupid boys...so noisy.....ish.
Then went running with Kriss...we talked damn alot of cock along the way...after we came back...still not satisfied...go n "take a walk" summore...WTF...I think we are the only TWO human beings who are "taking walks" around NUS....we ran passed Central Library...it was 10pm or so...sooo many freakin people was around there....crazy GG shit no life losers!wahaha damn bitter wateverrr...

"Its ok we are the healthy ones,they have no life"-Kriss
"Who cares about healthiness when your CAP is damn high...GG"
"GG"

I enjoyed running with Kriss ...at least he is not those losers who will pressure me to study...ask him "take a walk", he just selamba agreed...never say what, go back n study la, what shit like that....from today onwards I know who to run with already...n he thought my stamina cannot make it one..he was impressed that i managed to make it up the hill without even sweating...screw u laaa Kriss...I am better than you please...next time do try to keep up...muahaha

Oh one more thing, I freakin hate those fcuken' losers who anyhow add people on FB....if ur not a friend...you are not a FRIEND!get it MF-ers???...dont freakin add me coz you are my friends friend or just coz ur some despo losers who has nothing but shitzzz to do for all i care you can just freakin eat ur own shitzz n die of adding random strangers on FB....damn these MF-ers...waste my breathe only.(sorry la need to vent my anger..very stress maaaa)

Hmmm I cant help but wonder, what happens after you click Ignore....what will That person get to see?Im really curious...Its just like..when someone blocks you on MSN...will you know that you are being blocked?...It'll be good if they get to see some "DONT FREAKIN' ADD PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW AND BESIDES YOU ARE NOT EVEN HOT, YOU MF-ing PIECE OF UGLY SHIT"....but i doubt it laaa....its more likely that they'll see "IM SORRY YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED BY THIS USER..PLEASE DO NOT BE SAD,LIFE GOES ON...THERE'S ALWAYS THIS THING CALLED FRIENDSTER...PEACE OUT!"...wahaha shit!FB should seriously pay me for this!

Oh well, all the best for exam people...GG..such a typical line...I feel so ashamed for typing this.

Yet again

Whoaaa...Im up at 9am again for breakfast!!!!dude seriously....Im having so much respect for myself now....considering how wasted I was last nite.*tabik with three fingers*

People who saw me at breakfast were stunted....in fact I was quite stunt myself.
damn it...n so I tried the "Wasted" method..apparently it still doesnt work....quarterly wasted,half wasted,super wasted,GG-ed...no matter what..I just cant sleep well...n the weirdest thing is, I always tepat-tepat wake up at 9 automatically without alarm..i mean,after boozing la...normally i need alarm wan...so i think its damn freaky wei....

Saw Deo downstairs n I asked him..."eh U were there in the dance room last nite right?i remember seeing you...see..Im not tht wasted lor"......."yea..N im impressed that you can even wake up so early..thought u confirm GG already"....see?SOMEONE has got to stand up for the dancers yo'...see how noble I am or not?all of them died lar where got people so semangat like me wake up so early.

That fella got a test today so he did not join us last nite but he dropped by for a while to catch all the "Actions"....damn it...N its not fair that he was the only sober one in the dance room.....n he gets to hear EVERYTHING single thing....every juicy,hot,scandalous,shitty thing that got outta our mouths...GG...everyone GG-ed

Oh oh another thing that i respect most about MYSELF...i am a damn responsible puker...i didnt anyhow puke anywhere...i only puke in "allowed" places ok...like even i had to do it outside the dance room, it has got this longkang downstairs...tht must be the highest puke ever to flow down to longkang...wahhahaa GG

N other times I did it in the toilets...will flush summore wan after that...see how responsible?
hoho n i freakin puked for like 5 times...wahlao..I am damn GG-ified!
Dont know what on earth they mixed...all sorts of rubbish in the world....the last time I GG-ed like that was when the Euclea mixed freaking MIMI with eggs in our booze.....u know MIMI?KEROPOK MIMI...the 40 cents small packet orange color wan....coz it was freakin cheap n Langkawi n it brings back childhood memories...so we freakin bought the huge Party Pack!!!!like seriously wtf???

Eh Bixs...dont think I dont remember u feeding me with orange juice horrr...damn it...no wonder Im having diarrhea now.

I gotta admit, I am not proud of getting wasted like this....but it was worthwhile...hahaha GG.

Eh, I dont take back my word for despising drunkards ok...I still do...but technically I aint no drunkard yo'....because everyone was drinking...n I had to layan abit u know?being the big shot n all..*simptom pertama: alasan*
oh also I had people to take care of me....thnx CC tan n Dismas selamat for bringing me back to my room...altho i can walk myself..like duh....n technically speaking also, I am not wasted coz I remembered everything....every single steps i took...every deepest darkest secret they said..every places I went to puke...*simptom kedua: alasan tambahan*

N i am not sooo drunk until mother also cannot recognise laaaaa...(wahaha lovin' this direct translation...must do shortform...MACR...wahahhaa shitzz damn cool)...I even managed to bathe before sleeping..even tho i almost died in the shower...*simptom ketiga:banyak-banyak alasan*
...oh oh..apparently the "refreshing yourself by showering" thing does not work like what we always see in TVB drama....in fact it makes u fall asleep faster even.....wahlao luckly Im awake enuf to shower n quickly GG-ed on my bed...if not GG-ed in the shower nobody can safe me and next morning all my skin will berkedut-kedut with wrinkles....GG

Nevertheless, it was a DAMN 9 fun session.....everyone was high like crazy....everyone was so happy...Im glad we had this before the exam....n Im glad that we had this so-called
"Final bonding" session with the final years....maybe another one after exam?*simptom keempat: alasan semakin kreatif*

p/s 1:have u got all these symptoms stated above?fret not, it only means one thing...that we are only human....hanyalah insan biasa...*simptom terakhir: masih tak sedar diri...GG*

p/s 2:sorry la this post must use GG wan...coz its Dance's catch phrase...unavoidable..

p/s 3:translation.....only put this last because very potong steam if put this with bracket side by side with simptom...very very potong steam.
layan=entertain
simptom=symptom
pertama=first, kedua=second, ketiga=third, keempat=fourth, terakhir=last
alasan=excuses, tambahan=additional, banyak-banyak=more, semakin kreatif=more creative
masih tak sedar diri= still doesnt wanna wake up

I give YOU face by translating ok....i know YOU like to read my blog...naaahh take this!tu lah....dont know Malay...haaaiihh GG

Bloody animal

There is a Freaking cockroach in my room...I cant study in peace....I cant let it go...I must KILL IT!!!not just shoo it away...MUST KILL THE DAMN THING!kill kill kill kill........kill u freakin' animal....I am sooo not afraid of cockroaches....I will KILL the damn thing for sure when I see it...for sure...no excuse for it not to die.NO excuse.

I followed its every step....so afraid that it might crawl into some unreachable space....i sealed all the little holes so tht it aint got no chance at all....NOTHING...freak u animal u shall die in NO PEACE!!muahaha...

And so it made one whole round running around my room...I trailed it with a broomstick...IT was weak i know...IT was limping....IT was panicking...flapping and tripping around aimlessly....and I managed to trash and weaken IT.I am brilliant.

Then it went into a hidden spot....just when IT thought IT had found its paradise behind the desk table...IT has forgotten that its the Human who has a brain not IT...I moved my MOVABLE (yes movable take that you freakin animal!!)desk table n there IT was lying there helplessly...n so the brilliant human just SMASH THE CRAP OUTTA IT!!!smash smash smash smash with a newspaper....until IT is no longer moving .....well of course it was a gentle smash....because the human does not want to leave any IT JUICE to dirty the room....

Thou shall not mess with Human....may you rest in peace...oops,but the last time I checked, YOU were struggling to flip yourself back up..(FYI once a cockroach is flipped upwards, its game over for them).....I wish you all the best in your Flipping process....or maybe not..coz YOU will never succeed not in a million years no.
well,its nice to see YOU suffering the SLOW DEATH...muahahahahahahahahhahaha

Encounters

I was watching this HK horror movie when SF msn-ed me about her "'encounters"....while walking back from FS....sial laaa...make me damn kecut now...i dont want to go FS anymore la...even tho i damn like their nasi goreng kampung...

She said she saw some weird man under the tree la...then some Indian guy with bike tht tried to langgar her la...then how she heard someone said Hello when she walked past the "San toi"(praying altar) outside a shop....I told her maybe its "san sin"....but again...cant be la...coz "san sin" tak reti cakap orang puteh..

Go n "phek cheh" la....you should get some Bawang n make it into a necklace n wear it like a bling....y bawang works?coz its so busuk that hantu pun takut nak datang dekat....or or or....its so pedih that hantu takut nanti dia tak tahan nangis...hantu menangis WUUUWUUUWUUUWUUUWUUUWUUU..............WAKAKAKAKA....damn lame watever.I think i watch too much Shin chan.

too much OTH

Was walking down the PGP hill when I saw this ah tiong dribbling his basketball while walking up the slope.....wah damn "yau yeng" larrr.....laaam sei lorrr....for a moment,I swear I could hear Gavin Degraw singing.... "I dont wanna be anything other thaaannn meeeee" in my head as I looked at him dribbling tht ball....the only thing lacking was..the orange sun set sky and the grey hoodie...daaannngg

Then as he walked nearer n nearer n as I passed him, I managed to catch a quick glimpse of his face....his eyes are so sepet that I actually thought they looked droopy..just like.......Lucas Scott....GG

Krabiinng

Just some random shitzzzz along the way...

the other day Yu Shan was telling me her clubbing experience...we were talking about the ahlians in the clubs...

YS: eh, that time I went, there's this bunch of old ahlians (27yrs old n above) queuing behind us n they talked bad about us when our Ics were being checked.They were saying in Chinese.."walao if they ever check my IC i wont ever come to this club again"
Me: Then then what didcha do?C'mon yushan i know ur more ahlian than them...ur the fierce n edgy type..quote Tyra ,my "idol"...
YS: Wa then Im damn pissed la I said back to my friend "walao if they DONT check my IC hor I wont ever go clubbing anymore..because that means that Im sooooo OLD that they dont even want to check....sooo Old to even club"
Me: Ultimate...ok so then what they do?bitch slap u?
Yushan: They looked damn pissed la...but Im damn scared of them also...after the bouncers cleared us....we quickly chao..sia la...these type of ahlians they fight since young wan leh...how to fight with them..sure lose wan.
Me: Walao u chicken...fight with them oni la....U can call me to help u next time...I always have this "inner fantasy" of bashing up ahlians....in fact...i always dream about fighting with people wan....

Dengggg...I think I watch too much Young n Dangerous la...

That time me n shafiq were walking to MOS n there's this girl with a very "pointy" butt in front of us...

Me: Eh look look...her butt is like ..damn...whats tht word?
Shafiq: Tonggek...macam Ziana Zain..
Me: WAHAHA yea yea..Ziana Zain OMG...eh do the kening thing..

Then we both started doing the kening action...FYI Kening is eyebrows for all my non-Msian readers(chewah,like damn terkenal like that waattaaafaarrk)...or Msian yet cant undertstand Malay....wahahaha...GG(ok only this one time,I swear)

Was chatting with him on MSN n was telling him that Im damn Melayu wan...I even used to like Camelia n Fauziah Latiff...like seriously WTF I am not Kidding you!!! i even know the lyrics to the song DIA, "Dia...insan pertama yang ku cinta".....ROFL ZOMG....like dude!!!who on earth listens to Fauziah Latiff u tell me????n especially, which Chinese species on which Planet Uterus will even know who the hell is Fauziah Latiff let alone know her songs n lyrics????oooohhhh I am like seriously special la I guess....kurniaan Tuhan Maha Esa...bwahahaha

n the most ultimate is, when i told him about Ratu Dangdut Mas Edayu...he was so shocked i swear i could feel his fingers trebling while trying to reply me on msn....hohoho I am totally Melayu-nised.....n i always kutuk Shafiq n his race....everything tht he does I'll just kutuk kutuk kutuk...."Why??oh let me guess..isit coz Im Malay?yayaya..everything also because Im a Malay..ur damn racist la"..."Yala...smart...luckly u know"..."Y are u like that?U are damn jialat u know"..."Yea I know"...

The thing is...i dont really meant it when i kutuk....that is why it is called KUTUK ok....erm...not ok?FFINNEEE...watever...dude seriously,as if I care....
anyway..the point is...i kutuk anything n everything...i kutuk all the races...Malay,Indian,African n even my own race....n the ironic thing is....I am so damn Melayu n my best friend is an Indian...n for all u know...next time..I might end up with an African....
naaahhhhhh scratch that...god damn it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

Momok

If you ever hear anything that sounded like a long creepy groan coming from the toilet of fifth floor around 2 or 3am in the morning, please do not freak...there's no momok/hantu/mahluk ghaib/syaitan/bobohijan.......

It just me n my habit of letting out super long heavy sighs like.."HAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh" after Im done with my showering.

Attack of the Hanzzz

Damn it...not again!!this shit has to happen EVERYTIME!!!EEEHHHVERRRYYY SINGLE TIME.

Somebody should just get me seriously wasted...so that i can sleep...coz i cant sleep again after the booze effect...i went down to "lim teh" again.... i'll just study my bio...confirm sleep.

But Im not sure the brain can take it...the last time I did that...was four yrs agoooo...when we were in Lower Six n went crazy in Langkawi....the holiday physics class was held one day after we got back....n being young n naive back then...(n having HAN as our physics teacher)....we brought our homework to Langkawi(yea, dengg right?) so that we wont kena tiu by HAN...ohh trust me, the last thing u wanna do is to kena tiu by HAN....coz he will surely TIU u until ur mother also cannot recognize you...

n everytime he PANAS BARAN, he will scold u with unfinished words...like he cant complete his sentences...n we have to like,TEKA what is he really saying...wahhaahahah damn 9 funny....n he will have a mini-heart attack....like we will all be wondering when will he actually get a major one.....then all of us will pretend to be damn scared of him padahal we were all laughing shitzz inside.......n he'll be all racist n say stuff like "you indian boys are good for nothing,ur dads spoilt you n treat u as kings....what only u know?apatahu?esvaran apatahu..."..kesian Esvaran suddenly kena EJEK....coz his surname is Aparahu...ROFL...then he'll go all MANG CHANG n start to GEK HEI n start throwing our Physics reports just coz we missed drawing some stupid box or line...or in fact...ur suppose to use pen instead of pencil..like drawing lines must die die use pen he say cannot use pencil can u belif it like seriously OMG..minor shitzz like that.....n he went n scolded the Euclea for talking back at him, saying stuff like "You are the first to make me feel like slapping a girl"...or something like tht which sounded damn WRONG btw n Sherene n I couldnt help but TAHAN not to laugh...ROFL...n he will go n rearrange our seating positions just so that every girl will sit with guys n no girls can sit with each other just coz he's a MCP.......n how he made Trinna sit with KW...ultimate!!thts when we started naming their kids HAN POH KIEW n HAN POH WENG wtf!!!wahahahaha....n how Sherene went "but sir, he is INDIAN!!u said INDIAN cannot sit with Indian!!!" when HAN asked her to sit beside Esvaran, whom she hated so much.....and HAN just went "oh,OK OK ur right...go sit with Joshua then"..padahal Joshua is like half-Indian wtf cant belif HAN was fooled by Sherene....shitzzz i cant stop!!!!!i love the HAN so much....n the best part is, I was one of his fave!!wahahhaa...all the guys were jealous shitzzz of me...lol coz i think im damn smart i sent him a THANK YOU card n ever since then, well lets say that......things are definitely differentttttt...

Ahnyway...the point is....we did our physics while boozing...Shimin-mon was kicking the ball all over the room n on our books while we were trying to copy answers from each other....while drinking Kampai Ice watafark!!!we were damn laupek back then...get high from Kampai...dengggg...thank god we evolved...humans evolve...Chapter 15 Evolution watderrfarrkk...see,Im really reading my Bio ok no joke siut!

The good ol' days from Langkawi....of course along the way shitzz happens...but its ok...nevertheless we had sooo much fun....we all learn from mistakes n we grow.

p/s: i finally manage to shed away the GGs....it is hard..but its ok....perseverance pays in the end!urrrghh I feel so SAN FU now....bertahan bertahan

GG,very GG

And so....I cabut-ed halfway thru Block Command to go clubbing with Si Yenny n Si Shafiq...GG..very GG...exam week is in two weeks...yes we are damn smart so its ok wan..nyek nyek nyek...

Suppose to go Zouk but went too late n da place was packed..so we went ButterFac...kena GG-ed again...d place was closed....ended up in MOS....my first time in Spore....very "randomised" crowd...not "atas" enuf...accordin' to yenny....she has got the "i-can-detect-rich-people" radar...so she knows best...oh well.

I saw so many GG cases outside the club...not very pleasant....

one china woman...just passed out on the floor....brought out the security guards, bouncers, policemen, curious angmohs, some random chick with thick make up, n MYSELF(yea im damn 9 8 so wat.) ....all surrounding her drunk ass...woman was so piss drunk tht she lied flat on the floor n had to be sent to the hospital..yea..an ambulans was called..GG...very GG

then this chick with thick make up,..I suppose she's da GRO or sumthing from the club....she was trying to contact tht woman's whoever....then she went around asking ppl if they can speak mandarin....she even approached me n asked whether i speak mandarin...then i said,"erm...sort of"..."what d'ya mean sort of?can or cannot?"...then she walked away....BITCH!!!!..if i wasnt sober...i swear i'll stick my finger into her ten inch thick make-up...n err..break her face i guess?..duh whatever la..
wtf...she's a chinese sporean n cant speak mandarin?...either she's too stupid to be true or...oh well....plain stupid...no wonder she's a GRO n im in NUS...uneducated BITCH!....she can spend her whole life attending to drunkards...naahhh how bout that!!!*brush off shoulders*.
erm for the record,I am capable of breaking her face literally ok..coz i am well-trained in martial arts...very super high level, in fact almost "San sin" level already...umm just so u know..oh well.*flashes signature smirk*

Some Ahlian chick fought with some ahbeng nearby....crazy bitch was shouting so loud...made me almost crack with laughter...oops...later she come n tear my hair off,so i decided to keep my cool...

Uhuh...then there's this drunk slut....making out with some ugly guy.....i swear her tits almost kena exposed...while her supposedly ugly BF trying very hard to keep them(her tits) in place..n they continued making out on the table behind yenny n shafiq.....both of them were talking so they didnt see that....yea,told u Im damn 9 8 1.

So much drama in just one spot....n i've got first class access to all...now thts what i called Golden Class...not some lame ass 20bucks ticket to have access to stupid lame ass massage chairs n popcorn....bleh

You can club, yes....but dont ever stoop so low to that level...we are better than that...I dont want my family to feel like they raised me to be THAT....i dont want my friends to be ashamed of being associated with me....I dont want myself to wake up regretting what I have done without even knowing what it is...wawawa...i bet u have sooo much respect for me now dontcha?...even if you dont, I have sooo much respect for myself....*brush off shoulders n tabik-ed with three fingers*...

Urgh...i cant stand irresponsible girls who live their lives that way...i hate random people from clubs....bunch of good for nothing losers...they can all go n GG themselves n live their GG-iffy lives for all i care....

p/s:....someone was 95percent drunk , 3 percent sober n 2 percent "gong"....lol the break down of the percentage was funny.
its okla...you are not irresponsible...u never kena GG-ed at least....u've got us to take care of u...ahahaha GG.

MSN with da pillai

I think copying n pasting from MSN is quite fun....oh well...what to do..my MSN convo is always filled with excitement, fun n laughter...GG...
but it is la seriously....one conversation can do so much wonder....check this out yo'...

MSN with Sherene talking bout some actress on some lame RTMTV2 chinese drama:

sherene says:
oh ya..
sherene says:
did i tell u when my sis went krabi..
sherene says:
guess who she saw
sherene says:
u will nvr guess man..
sherene says:
its hillarious..
sherene says:
julie ah frm dat lame show v watched on tv2
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
julie??
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
which wan is julie
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
the ugly wan?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
OMG
sherene says:
the fat one..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
sure or not its her????
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i dont think its her la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
got alot of ppl look like tht wan
sherene says:
its her..
sherene says:
she was talkin mandarin then my moms fren translate to my sis..
sherene says:
they talked bout tv shows n all..
sherene says:
the voice is unmistakable..
sherene says:
she actually dresses the same way she did on tv too..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahaha
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
shit...she can afford to go krabi leh
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
not bad
sherene says:
such a small world man
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
tv2 actually pays well
sherene says:
ok wat..
sherene says:
v can afford she cant meh
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea la...n what are the odds tht an indian watching some lame chinese show on tv2
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hello we are like...uni students leh..sure can afford la...she is some unknown actress
sherene says:
they get ok pay i think..
sherene says:
for lame ad oso get few thousand u know..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
no la i think ads pay way higher than them acting the whole season
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
besides tht julie
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
she pelakon sampingan summore
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
at most she get free nasi bungkus la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
wahahaha
sherene says:
evil man..
sherene says:
v get money oso parents ma..mayb she get hers frm parents oso..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
eh i was thinking
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
maybe i can do part time acting for rtm as well when i go back for three months hols
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
they surely want me wan
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
at most i speak malay act in malay drama la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahahha


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[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
ei ur course is four yrs right
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
means we'll grad at the same time?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
2010
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
haih....we are sooo old la
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
my skin is like sagging n im havng double chin la wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
its confirm sign of ageing
sherene says:
wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
shit
sherene says:
tot u always do ur chin thingy..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea apparently it aint working anymore
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
u know..when ur skin is like not kenyal anymore
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea lo..thts y ...n i dont do da chin thingy tht often anymore...well thts y la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahaha
sherene says:
wat la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
u rather have double chin..no..make it triple..triple chin...or bontot chin...or moon chin...u noe whats a moon chin right?the long long wan
sherene says:
bontot..
sherene says:
u?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i think i'd rather cut away my whole chin
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
why on earth do u want a bontot chin???
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
ewww...oh i didnt elaborate...bontot as in really deep crack ok...so deep tht u can hide ur food in between
sherene says:
u didnt giv me dat option..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
aiya understooded wan wat...just like...ask u to choose...super ugly busuk guy...n super fat busuk guy...
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
both also busuk sure u dun like right?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
then u will say u might as well die rather than choose right?
sherene says:
ya la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
same theory lo
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
whaahhaa
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i purposely put the busuk option
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i know u cant take busukness
sherene says:
cant take it ever..

Samseng porh

Okay..so there's crappy frieddaay n then a not-so-bad-afterall Saturday...only one part was bad la...had to finish writting on my part for our marketing project...but managed to do it so..yea..

Went n played soccer with SF,Steph n Farah...two-on-two...SF-Farah vs ME-Steph....totally trashed them siut!what was it??20-3?ohhh welll.....

Then we had dinner with Sherry n this dude-who-is-my-senior-from-SDE named Danny?...aiya whatever la...went PGP...then we played pool at the desert store where Duong worked...
SF's belang all keluar...the lalamui cum samseng porh in her...all unleashed when she played..GG..surely she plays every nite back home in Klang....in some shady maksiat pubs...wearing fish nets stockings..n tight polyester top...eating bak kut teh with all the tai lous sambil taking her pool shot....respect!!

Of course she won la...she so tai kar jie...scared sia..if i win her...i will lost my finger ok!GG

Then SHerry also played...wahlao...diam diam ubi siut...she is like how pro la...also another Spore Ahlian....see her like shy shy quiet quiet...then when she held the pool stick....everything unleashed!...can imagine her sitting down talking with all the uncles in Geylang...eating tau huey la what else...GG

So...in a nutshell...everyone is an ahlian/lalamui/tai karjie/samseng porh deep down inside...no matter how demure u are...unless ur name is Steph Ng la..ahaha GG

anywaaayyy...this shorty Bixs(wah new name siut)....she told me pink ranger is a porn star...GG....but its ok la..i told her tht it make sense la...i even started to think tht all of them are porn stars la...seriously....u got see them act in other stuff before meh?n their acting skills are like...how GG pls....n they are all goodlooking...so they are confirm porn stars..wahhaha...i love them even more now...cool shitzzz..hail the porno rangers..

Jarrrdinnn

Its a lousy lousy Frieddayyy...just came back from project meeting n had McDee as dinner....saiiii
My wacky Prof Loh did his usual wacko antics in class again....deemed as the Doraemon who pulls out "Stuff" from underneath his .....(what were u thinking u bunch of sicko's!!) table, he showed us some pretty kewl shitzzz theeedaayy..

OK so here's what we learnt....chicken's scientific name is called gallus gallus n rice is called Oryza sativa...so when u go n order chicken rice u must say, "uncle i want gallus gallus meat with steamed oryza sativa"...GG....sure kena tiu by uncle wan...

Then he said broccolli is actually a flower....n flowers are made up of sex organs....both male n female..."so when ur eating broccoli ur actually eating Flowers...sooooo"....damn ham sap prof...GG
then i laughed like mad la....of course,noone else is laughing...they seriously din get the joke...or was it only me who got the joke??bunch of lembab morons!
Then he said...since broccoli is a flower....*pulls out a nice bouquet of BROCCOLI!!!!*..."so when u get married next time,pls use broccoli instead of roses"...OMG wtf wtf wtf...LMAOROFL!!!Denggg kaoooo huiii y he so kao funny!!!i swear if he is not ten thousand yrs older, i would have totally dig him siut!!!

OK then me n Calv went to visit the museum as part of our assignment....didnt even noe the museum was situated inside NUS....thought its at City hall or sumthing...GG.
Then we went inside to sign our attendance n cabut after like...2 minutes after...coz TK said he will provide us with answers...n we came out so soon that many wondered how come we are soooo brilliant that we can finish in two mins...when the estimated time is two hours...tsk tsk...then of course...we walked past them with DAMN STUCK UP faces...like.."haha u losers who need to plant ur loser asses in here for two miserable hours while we brilliant peeps are gettin' outta here"...feels so good i tell ya'..

Anyway,then i had another project meeting where we went all the way to Bukit timah to view a Show house for Jardin...upcoming hi-end luxury Condo....didnt know viewing Show houses are so fun...will definitely mark it down as one of my "atas" hobby...next to making ham salad...ahaha GG.
We interviewed that Angeles chick for quite a long time...thank god she layan-ed us...together with another "heavy mascara" chick..cant rmb her name...n another "face-so-black-she-got-me-thinkin'-if-she-is-one-of-mah-black-sista'-
fr-BRONX" chick...

Tht condos pretty cool...has alot of crazy features like rooftop pool n reflexology relaxation spa or sumthing like tht..n so i attempted a stupid joke...."hey so u know what pool they have on the rooftop?"..."hydro pool?".."nope...its the INFINITY EDGE POOL yo'''...then i imagined the five of us standing up n forming the GO GO Power rangers pose!..wahahhaa..syiok sendiri.

Hey..power rangers are damn cool okay!its like my OTH n Gossip girl when i was young...u really think Im kidding aint u??bull crap!!!lemme "enlighten" u on my knowledge on PR!!!!

Red ranger is always the cutest one of all...even tho' the actor changes from time to time...but its confirm damn cute wan regardless of which who played red ranger!!then green ranger always falls in love with pink ranger....n the blue ranger is a total nerd...but also quite cute wan!then black rangers is ummm...black lor.GG
then i also remember their names mai siao siao ok...I love em' as much as I love Spice Girls...deng

Jason-Red ranger....Tommy-green ranger....Billy-blue ranger....Trini-yellow ranger..Kimberly-pink Ranger....i dont know whats black ranger's name coz by the time Black ranger was created,i grew up already...GG