My various FMLs

I swear I always have my FAIR share of FML moments in Spore...ALWAYS, to the point tht it is not funny anymore.

Note this, when i said FML, its really FMFL TTM....n they always tend to happen in public places, i.e. MRT, bus, shopping centres, etc...i sweaaarrr this country n its ppl are against MEEEE!

FMLs in the public transportation:

Took a train right to my destination, unsure of which to alight, waited a while when the door is still open, only to realised tht IT IS the station to alight, but too embarrassed to suddenly rush out, so just pretend n alighted at the next station, n then to board the opposite train to get back to the previous destination...FML.

Took a bus to office, bus was crowded, couldnt reach the nearest bell, so I "geh kiang" I spotted the nearest HANDICAP button which is just below my knees, pressed on it, caused some emergency "DETTT DETTT DETTT" alarm, whole bus looked at me, I didnt know the handicap button is different from the normal one, quickly dash out from the bus once it stopped....FML.

Walked all the way from Suntec to Esplanade without really knowing the exact direction, but decided to try it anyway coz wanted to take a straight bus home instead of a train at Suntec, walked n walked n walked, in heels, after gyming, legs sore,with gym bag and groceries, finally reached Esplanade, busstop closed for F1, had to walk to the City Hall MRT, in the end still have to take train after waking ten million miles in heels....FML

At work:

Director told me to report at Lil' India, went there all the way, last minute cancellation, was told to report at Somerset instead, went there again,took train n walked n walked n walked nonstop, so happen i was in killer heels that day n i had to do the most walking, reached destination but manager on leave, so I had to go back all the way to office at Paya Lebar....travelled from west to north to central back to west, all for nothing.....FML.

Personal:

Bought a Blackberry online, very cheap great deal so yay, checked the printed invoice, address is there but without the house unit number....FML.


Ok basically I had lotsa other FMLs, these are just the few prominent ones....gotta love my FMLs.

To earn a Coach

Yes uhuhhh things that I do for a Coach/Kate Spade/ CK ANYTHINGGGG hahahaha.

No la duhhh its coz I love u too much ARASO?!!!! KAN ZHE BANNNN

N i swear i dug out the archive n yuan lai we have GAZILLION pictures together LOL zhendeyaoooo right WHY ARE U NOT MY BF???loves it



The Ahlian n the...FREAK...hahaha


Oh boy look at how YOUNG we were.....sobbbssss~



WOWZAAA upgrade ten million times BAAAMMM!


The other day CT was just askin me, "eh how ah are u very sad tht he's gone?"...HAHAHAHA really wanna be sad right?...but guess what? "Yeaaa i think I will coz i talk to him everyday"...HAHAHAHA LOVES IT....then Ct said "OMG yeaa i think will too..."....see see see ZDBY buy both of us COACH huh huhhhhhhh




YES UHUHHH everyone's FAVE pls finally guest appearanceeee woohooo....

Anyway the point of this post is.....to show how much we have "UPGRADED" throughout the years HAHAHA...except the fact tht u've been losing some "up" there n gaining some "down" there....HAHAHAHA

Oh boyyyy look at that HAHAHAHA

ZDY matching color rightttt loves it....zdby be my bf?




GUO RAN UPGRADE GAO GAOOOOO nudbad nudbadddd....we aged for the BETTER indeed.


N u always said tht u will jump off the Empire state building...I SWEAR THT IS NOT FUNNY OK IF U EVER DO SUCH THINGS or in fact do other equally harmful shit like TD HS OCBC HSBC DBS wateverrr WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU I SWEARRR THIS IS A WARNING ARASOOOOOO???!!!!!!!!!



Last but not least,, I hope u really have the time of your life in USA despite the fact tht ur going alone"(ZDBY RIGHT!!!)....im pretty sure u will enjoy urself ttm n take the time to relax n put those troubles behind u....throw em into the Niagara falls which isnt in ARIZONA btw, n come back as a better man....dont think tht the world has abandoned u coz we all LOVE U much much here arasooooo!!! just better make sure we get our COACH ok thanks...

Your family here misses you so come back in one piece!


8GZ loves you!!!!

Til Oct 14.............................

Mummy dearest

Received an email reply from my mum tht got me rather emotional....n i kept the email n read them over n over again for the past few days...


hi!

Ok. i'm glad you settled down and hope you enjoy and endure working life.
I hope i have provided enuf and wish that i could do more for my children.
Its a relieve to know you are tolerable and out to seek for your own destiny.
I wish you the very best too!

Meanwhile, i do receive the letters from the bank and will try to scan over to you 2moro.
I propose you just pay the minimum requirement - @ SG100 like that.

Everyone over here is as usual.
I need to travel to Hokkaido-Japan between 16 - 23 OCT for a tourism conference there.

we catch up - take care!

luv u
mum


Love you too MUM....take care, will be back to see u guys soon! :)

Why are Sats so haps

Yes Uhuh because Sats are the only days u look forward to in a week n u can sleep thru n not wake up for work the next day.

Unfortunately my Sats are all burned out as i have to attend lotsa AGM,EOGM meetings that are usually carried out on Sats..which is why i must release my stress after tht...

Which is why....we must go ARENA...HAHAHAHA gotta love the "no-link" excuses.


Gotta getchoself hydrated for Arena yo'~


Workin' the Plat Plats yes uhuh~


The Rihanna workin' the stage....damn chaoji ghetto with attitude gao gao to the max i swear...gotta love this bitch~

The HOT ghetto guys...my boyfriend is that Chrisbrown on the left woohoooo so hot pls the whole night we kept touchin' his bling uhuh uhuh loves it~


Oh boy, no comment~

Pheewwwwiiitttt so nice pls.


Gotta love BB cream tht makes ur face white like a geisha when ur whole body is tanned like a Tyra.


Most Up to date version of "Peter the Pimp" v3.

Oh boy, Arena is really the club that brings back so many memories of Bash...


Mistaaayyyyyy....like a Genting.

Bitchin bout......"ZDY wear sneakers with jeans to club simi saiiii"...referring to one of the girls dancing on the dance flr.

Dancing with the Live ghetto band how bout that?ZDBY go Arena laaaaaa.....its da BOMB pls.

Scandalous picture yes uhuhhh~


Oh boy look at tht little Lisya bitch~


NO wait, look at this bigger bitch instead....gotta wipe ur own ass now, PI GU LIAO *crack*

Oh boy, check out my baby bump....result of heavy dinner n drinks gotta love tht~...
I will have GHA in 6mths time from now til DP, i swear~


Yahuuuu happy 5GZ~



ANTM-ing in da lockaaahh~


ANTM-ing in the middle of Clark Quay n forcing one of the "Yuan de Pu ne na" to take this shot~


MACS for supper....to hell with diet, we got 6mths thts more than enuf...HHAHAHAHA

We were all surprisingly Sober.....we still got it alright~


What a FUN night with them bitches....I used to think tht once we work, clubbing will be so ovah...but we are not that OLD afterall....tho i woke up with my whole body aching hahaha.

Til CC comes back from USA................ in the meantime,we shall suppress the ghettoness in us.

I know i can never fit in

No matter how hard i try.

Had the most depressing first co. event's bowling/dinner with few of my colleagues...n oh boyyy I wanted time to FLY by so badly the whole time I felt awkward n just plain BORED....didnt know how to make small talks, didnt want to...the worst thing isnt about small talks, its tht i cannot relate to them at all....I dont know how n i dont want to know how.

How I miss those days where I can talk about anything under the sun n making lame jokes in between...where i can talk about sports, dance, studies,projects, friends, weirdos, etc....how i can insert silly terms like "dont be gay"..."ur damn stupid"..."what a bitch"...without ppl misunderstanding me n take it the literal way....now i really have to watch my mouth alot therefore making me a super boring person who NEVER talks at all...all i do is "Hi, Im a Mgt Trainee"...end of convo....then whole time just smile n smile n smile n act like the biggest noob in the world.

How I missed those days where i can just strut around in my hot denim shorts with slippers n tshirt without having to care about how short my shorts were, how much legs revealed, how inappropriately dressed I am.....

I miss being a STUDENT, because working is really.....

The LONGEST train ride of mah life

Today I literally spent my whole day IN the train going from north south east west everywhere OMG i think Im starting to develop train-trauma now.

Suppose to go to EPSC to submit the docs for my employment pass (YES UPGREDDDDD~)...Then fml i travelled all the way from home to Clarkquay n tht person said my Med Report is not original...he then asked me to go back to the Med Centre to get the Doc's signature...YES GO ALL THE WAY THERE JUST FOR THE GOD DAMN SIGNATURE....I swear sometimes these procedures n paperworks really make NO FUCKIN sense.

OK so i travelled ALL THEY WAY to Boon Lay from ClarkQuay....n then ALL THE WAY back to ClarkQUay again to ESPC...FMFL i swear i wanna cry already, I feel like god is toying with me when it comes to making the god damn EP!!!!Maybe I should just stick to having a Workpermit like a bangla.

Im suppose to report back at my HQ which is at Paya Lebar by lunch....but fml obviously i couldnt make it back in time i almost wanted to just take the whole day off already, but fml again, I cant coz Im on probation, so no leave for me..

So i rushed like crazy n by the time i reached PayaLebar its already 330pm....means i only have 2 and a half hour left before going into the train again OMG....im suppose to be happy tht im knocking off but guess wat, Im really NOT looking forward to TRAIN goshhh its THAT traumatising, n u know i really hate crowded places I swear one day i really will go crazy inside n start killin ppl.

OK aside from my train-trauma, I am so glad tht i finally got the damn EP then n there...thank god there is not need for taking unnecessary half days off to collect it another day....

N oh, guess what, what a stark difference between EP n WP....the moment i walked in, woaaahhh greeted by the super friendly customer service officer....then the office is at Riverwalk, atas to the maxness.....registration is like how freakin hi-tech, use kiosk...then ur name will be prompted on the screen to indicate tht u can proceed to the counters....then the ambience so nice n chill with jazz music....I SWEARRRR this is not how banglas n maids were treated at the WPSC at Tanjong Pagar, trust me I know better, been there done that.....major social discrimination, gotta love Singapore for that!

So yea, thank god I looked good today coz todays monday n mondays n fridays are my look good days HAHAHA....coz there are so many atas lookin ppl (angmoh especially) at the EPSC...not bad not bad i actually looked like one of them high rollers....yes uhuhhh

Then when i was on my way back, wanted to check out the bus coz Im so sick of the train already n guess wat???I saw my "old flame" (wow wow) at the busstop n i totally siam-ed like 2secs earlier before he turned his head n sees me....I SWEAR its sooooo henggggg pheww....gotta love my dramatic live....n fml in order to avoid, i had to go take the damn train....HAHA but damn funny i swear I almost ran with my heels up the bridge just so tht he couldnt see me.

Oh yea, then when i was waiting for the MRT, i spotted a damn goodlookin angmoh from like two doors away (MRT doors)...like seriously goodlooking (in work clothes) i wonder since when got such goodlooking angmoh working in Spore wan...then I just took one glance at him n guess what??He took one glance at me too n he actually walked over to MY DOOR yes uhuhhhhhh loves it plssss....ok ok maybe i think too much but hey cant a girl dream a lil'!!!

Then once we got into the train, he sat across me while I stood beside the glass panel at the door....i can TOTALLY see him checkin me out plsssss (from the door mirrors)...GOTTA LOVES THT....n he is totally HOT ok i swear, like a 28 year old armani model!WOOTSSS scoreeee kachingggg!

OK at least I know my train rides did pay off....yuan laiiii CT is right maybe i will end up with angmoh afterall even tho i dont want to but hey at least i will have cute babies yes uhuh dun be hatin'...k bye.

Changi BITCH Club getaway

Gotta love this title given by Step. (i didnt plagiarize horr i acknowledged her)

Long Raya weekend n yet another "monthly" getaway with the bitches....LOL really must every month go "holiday" right coz working life is sooooo STRESSFUL...loves it

I swear we will never get to go anywhere in SPORE without Step coz everything is always done by her....this time around, we went to her club at Changi n we got cheaper room rates wootsss...


Welcome to the Caribbean.....props to Cannyboi (CC's new cam) for the crystal clear photo~ guo ran zai even tho u look gay, but thts ok.


All the girls in da house...the DragQueen CC havent CUM yet.

So while waiting for the man of the family to arrive, we went to chill by the poolside...hawt sunny day wootssss....thank god


Yes, we are STILL in Spore mind you.

Being Paris wannabes gotta love that.




The Prostitute with blingy bikini....


The PIAK and the GF~

The hired photographer for the day....

Poor BABS who cant swim coz AGAIN she got her auntie visitin' so she has to be the photographer...gotta love that...im sorry peeps, our outings will always be beginning of the mth when all of us will get our "Thing" so just gotta deal with it n let the blood trickle down ur thighs~


Finally we waited n waited n waited after devouring two plates of chicken wings, the Fatherbitch finally strutted into the pool area in his formal attire coz he attended a wedding before tht....immediately took out Cannyboi n de-virginized him with a picture of us before he "slow-mo" fell when he tried to sit on the tanning chair....gotta love that~


WOW ZAAA Cannyboi workin' it, turnin' Changi into Miami~



Back in da room slacking....with you.


After that, we went to the famous Changi village for dinner.....Hawker food.....WOOOOOW......not. *potong stimmm*


Ordered all the most disgusting food n gobbled down like hungry ghosts....which we all felt very very sick n bloated after...FOL....we even wanted to immediately go back to the room n whack liqour just so tht we can puke all the food out....gotta love the bulemic us.


Went back for Board Walk that CC n BABS insisted....i swear they are really OLD...zdy make us go for BORED Walk la oh goshhhhh...


But okla the sunset view is AMAZING....n Cannyboi is even more amazing to be able to capture this shot.



View of "Sungai Buloh".....


Me: WAAAHH i never knew such place exist in Spore, what is this place?
CT: Sungai Buloh
Me: Ohhh so this is THE Sungai Buloh ah, yuan laiiii
Step: WATAFARKRKK THIS IS NOT SUNGAI BULOH I SWEARRR U STUPID BITCHES.

HAHAHHAA LOVES IT best convo ever.....zdy read dierdier's blog n then come n "Sungai Buloh" me right u bitch!!!!!!!n i actually BELIEVED the damn sungai buloh!!!FML FHL FOL.

Went back to our room n washed up to prepare for second half of the night....KTV!!!!!!

We became ahlians, go KTV n sing S.H.E...

Smuggled Rat Poison n Muscato into the KTV...what is a KTV session without poison.....Im sure we are really there to SING laaaa....As a result of "drinks poisoning", we AfterSchooled, Taeyang-ed, SuperJunior-ed all night long...I swear suddenly we turned into koreans coz we can actually SING the songs by making up random words..HAHAHAH FUNNY SHIT i swear.



deeebaaa deeebbaaa deee deee deeee deeebaaaa onne ba meh ee baahhhh


Amoled amole mole mole BI NA JI ....feel like silber n golddddd

Sorry sorry sorry sorry nekka nekka nekka ba chor ba chor ba chor meeee...

SEE TOLDCHA WE CAN SING KOREAN!!!


Celebratin' BABS n Steps Bday with a lychee martini Penis cake....plus three strands of pubic hair...gotta love that!




"them birthday bitches wishing upon a penis cake. gotta love their lives"- CC, 2010.


Group shot~ 5 Gz....we were 2 Gz down :(, they perished in a gang fight...HAHA nvm this is my own joke, if u get it then ur smart thts all.

After that, the craziness began....we whacked everything including the all the asahi n the rat poison....n Step suddenly came n told us..."GUYS the chivas is fuckin' cheap 100bucks oni so I bought a bottle"...LOVES IT...


Rebellious kid that got high on Cake.


Our form of drinking game is leg lift, loser who drops first gotta drink....guo ran shi dancers....gotta love our discipline.


Biggest Loser of the night....."Can we all go clubbing its only 1, its still early!"..OH boy since when did u hear Alibaba say she wants to club!!HAHAHA EPIC...that night she became a BABS, Alibaba no more.


Condom heads...dont ask me why, we never have reasons for the things we do coz we are just cool that way.

Oh, when CT n I went to the toilet, there is one woman shitting damn loudly beside us I actually thought is was CT BOMBING the toilet bowl....HAHAHAHA TOTALLY MEMORABLE PLS....then when we left the toilet, tht person let out the loudest BOMB ever we could even hear from the outside...

CT:Oh gosh i cant believe you actually thought tht was me eh u bitch, how could u!
ME: How I know, if you need to BOMB , U need to bomb wat what can i do.
CT: Eh how ah, if its really me hor, then what will u do, will u still be my friend?
ME: Errrrrrrrrrrrrr....................NO.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....hey at least i think for very long before i said "No".


So after all that craziness in the KTV room, we called it a night, but not before we.....

Bury ourselves in BALLS....wooohoooo so fun pls I actually spotted the Kids playroom unlocked so I just told the rest to follow me n we dived into the balls like mad deprived kids.....n the video Step took is just, PURE WIN....Pi Gu Liaoooo.

Then we went back like mad hungry drunkards n devoured all the cup noodles tht Step bought earlier on....THEY i mean, Im very healthy i didnt eat woohooo....coz I DIED hahaha.

Checked out next day n had BRUNCH at XinWang....i swear we are really like a family coz nobody but families eat sunday morning brunch!awwwwww


Father n Mother....


The Kids....there's another rebellious one smoking outside....what to do,middle child syndrome mah.

To end this rockin' post....





OH BOYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~


HAHAHA great weekend, lookin forward to our upcoming Halloween getaway in our Spice girls costumes!!!WOOHOOO





YES UHUHHHHH~


P/S: Do check out all the funny shit videos on my facebook...ciaooo bella~