Happy 2010

Had a blast last night at the Xshen's place...thought it would be boring like fucuktaofu coz alot of ppl couldnt make it, but who knows it turned out to be quite fun....of course the whole house turned into an aftermath of pukes n dead bodies everywhere....n so the few "survivors" (including myself nyehehe) stayed up, talked, mamaked n waited for the sun rise....while the rest were completely wiped out n died in the house...HAHAHA

What a good way to start the new year!!!

N my life is just full of Drama I swear...this is NOT happening to me...goshhhh stupid anyeonghaseyo dramassss....driving me crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mi cho so...

Say hello to.....

I got a new DOMAIN...gosh sounds so poser-ish to say it but wateverrrrrr dont be hatin' HATERS!!!

ufernalexis.com

well of course the old one stays...how could i abandon this rawkin' blog name.....both will be linked here...

WOOOHOOOOOO tmrw is NYE celebration...it better be DOPE!!!!

oopss forgot to thank the culprit, Mr. Bi De Zhou Jie Lun!!!bringin' da love from Silicon Valley

happy 2010!!!

I am still alive n kickin'....


been havin' too much fun at home.....wont be here til then.......


Merry Xmas n Happy New Year 2010!!!!

Bye bye Spore

I have proudly endured the very hardcore soccer camp...HAHAHA ok la maybe not that hardcore la but I swear I am paralyzed from waist down now....so much for being cocky this morning..."No body ache, just toe pain"....GG now everywhere also ACHE gotta love that~

Oh, n we WON the friendly match against our most feared opponent, EH....2-0 baybeh 2-0....wooohooo so happy like fucuktaofucharbeehoon.....now i seriously think we got hope for GOLD....nyehehe

After all that intensive running n soccering, eventually all that effort had gone to waste because we ended our camp with a FEAST on the most sinful food ever.....jeng jeng jeng, KFC n Pizza....then i went back n drank Chang Beer with Gay n ate Murtabak with Pek.....i had to say byebye to my almost-forming- 2hours- GHA....siannnnnnnnn...oh wells, thts life i guess.

Alright, Im going to BEEPS OFF now...byeeeeeee

Day 3, lookin' Hawt~

Yaaaayyyyyyyy Im back to my HOT self...wootssss~

Unfortunately my HP died...i cant show u my hot eyes...booooooooooo

Wateverrr but YAYYYYYY welcome back, HOTself!!! *checks self in the mirror n winks*

Day 2 of looking like a monster

The Doc lied to me...she said the swelling will go down in four hours....its past 24 hours now...i still look like SHIT....Im so depressed right now u have no idea, I had to run to the toilet n be discreet all the time in order to avoid bumping into people....this morning i bumped into a bunch of ppl in the pantry n boy, they were all shocked~......macam jumpa hantu.

This is most prob the WORST swelling tht Ive ever gotten....tht made me visually impaired as well....i had to squint to SEE....urghhhh

The image below is even more disgusting than before....view at ur own risk.









OMGGGGGGG SO UGLY right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK la even tho this pic is way uglier than before, this actually shows that my eyes are slowly healing n getting into shape.....u can see the formation of my eye lids here....so disgusting right???well at least i know tht my lids are coming back to me n im no longer going to be a Korean person....who knows maybe I'll get triple eye lids after this...wuahahaha

Hopefully it'll be better tmrw....:(

What can be more unfortunate

I swear I wont ever make fun of ppl with slitted eyes...its NOT FUNNY okay trust me..

Because I just got a MAJOR eye allergy n my eyes swelled into one Korean person...GAAAAHHH

I got a headache before the performance for dance camp, so i went up to rest a bit n took Asprin since Im allergic to Panadol...BUT guess what??Now Im allergic to AS-fuckin-Sprin too....well done~

So i went down n met my group members to get ready...n my eyes were slowly swelling...initially it was okay but the rate of it swelling up was fast....i tot could at least last til performance time but NO, by the time the performances start, it gotten from bad to worse...i cant even see my lids anymore....so I wore Unice's shades as props....
since i had one MAJOR sleazy part for the opening dance, I cannot pangseh my group n NOT dance....so i did it with the shades in my partially blind state....cant even see myself in the mirror anymore n cant see the all of them as well.....in a way, it was good coz I can do my sleazy part without being shy coz i really cannot see a single shit..
very drama, but its REAL n NOT funny......then they were all like "wah damn hot damn hot" till i took off my shades n revealed my true self, n they went "OMGGGGGGGGGGG"....I swear I was totally at my UGLIEST state to do such Sensual dancing...its soooo WRONG...

LOL so the swelling was really really bad, Quan had to take me to the doctor....Wore shades n my leopard printed hoodie n walked around clementi....loves it...at 730pm..gotta love that...

Got a JAB from the doc....triple love that!!!

Below are very VERY disturbing Images tht may ruin ur life forever....ok la maybe not..more likely to ruin ur impression of me.







I looked like i just had Plastic surgery..........

trust me, this is actually a much better version after I came back from the Doc...before that was like ten million times worst I almost cried when I looked at myself in the mirror...everyone was like "Dont look already dont look already"...they scared I commit suicide HAHAHA....


After waking up from a short nap....still lookin like a Korean person....SIANnnnnnnnn
Im usually HOT okay, I really dont look like this wan pls trust me OMG....

FML seriously, Im suppose to meet the SDE ppl to go clubbing tonight after dance camp.....SO SO pissed off right now.............fucking ASPRIn.....OH, another "good" news for me, according to the Doc, Im allergic to all kinds of painkillers....FML to the max....means next time I got any pain, no painkillers for me...........i think i will die young.

really got so haps not?

Yeaaa really haps leh....exams over, drink drink n drink until i hate alcohol now coz i dun even get high anymore its so sad....i cant even bring myself to dance in clubs anymore...siggghhhh its ovaaahhh, im so over alcohol for now its so boring.....pfffftttt

Went out drinking for two consecutive nights ever since my last paper...so i guess its more than enough....i need a BREAK from post exam celebration....LOL....like who complains bout post exam celebrations right?EXACTLY...damn I is officially a BORE....kill me

For the first time since a LONG time, I felt damn Haps coz I went to three different places in one night....Bar/club hoping...n still sober like nobody's business, I swear my body is an alcoholic sponge....SIAN....but the company was good so no complains!

Then today was drinking with the soccer bunch, given the amount of alcohol tht Minyi got from DFS, we all only drank like 1/4 of 1/4...get what i mean?EXACTLY...its THAT LITTLE...siggghhh i really think we are all getting old n over it....well, maybe its about time...but again, its not always about the booze...we can always have fun just sit around n bitch n pig out on junks...ok maybe thts just me hahaha....but yea, again its all about the company...LOL now u see tht i have moved on to the next stage of my life where Company > Booze.....loves it.

Well as of now, no more drinking anymore til the time is right...HAHAHA....
The only thing im looking forward to is Dance n Soccer...cant wait to get those body parts movin'....va va vrooommmmmmm..k wtf.

Relational simiiiii

O to the V to the A to the H....uhuh uhuh uhuh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh n the funniest thing was, none of the topics tht i prepared came out today so F to the M to the L...
but its okay i still managed to write lotsa crap....

n the second funniest thing was, the other day i got tones of readings from a friend so I decided to not print everything since its so MUCH readings i prolly wont touch them....so i ACT smart go n choose a few to print n confidently assured Shafiq to "trust me trust me this is all we NEED"...
Then ok after we selected everything to print, Shafiq shoved me one more reading at the very last minute..."One more one more this one"......n i was like wtf Relational Space sumthing walao so cheem sure wont come out n i KP-ed him but still ended up printing it anyway.....

And so my conclusion is, THIS FREAKING Relational Space thing really came out today......n i didnt read the readings but just wrote everything according to the lect notes plus my own addtional notes which is not very comprehensive....

My second conclusion is...yea FML wateverrr....

HAHAHAHAHA its okay i really think i didnt do too badly so Im not sad or watever...Woootssssssss

OK im restless

Just few hours after writing the previous post, here i am again..tadaaaaa...ok wtf~

Im just restless...coz this mod has fucuktaofu hell lotsa readings...n its not like i can ever finish everything so I hope tht the topics tht i prepared for will be spot on tmrw....*fingers crossed*..will pray damn hard tonight....

Oh, actually having everyone not around is a good thing also...coz its so quiet now i can totally open my door n study without distractions....n i have considerate neighbours too...tho Livia already finished her exams n she usually keeps her door open, i see her closing her door for the first time ever n i wonder why....turns out tht she is actually watching movie/drama....HAHAHA so nice of her..i think coz she saw me studying with my door open so she didnt wanna disturb.....thanx Livia u are SWEET~

yea besides tht, the whole floor is GONE...lol....at least i got one person-tht-is-not-being-noisy staying on this floor with me...else i will be lonely also...hehe k bai

Zhen de hen Potong stimmmmm MA DE

URGHhhhhhh can u say POTONG MY DAMN STEAM!!!!!!!!!!

THE WHOLE WORLD IS GONE GONE GONE N I am stuck here all by myself with my readings....SO SAD MAH LIFE'S SADddddd~

After tmrw I am going to SIN like mad until I DIE, I DONT CARE BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Drink until my Liver pop out juice n BURST in flames n Imma need a plastic liver...u know wat they call that, Prosthetic?argh WATEVERRRR jibai...ok so vulgar watever...somehow i think I sounded more cute than vulgar dontcha think?Jibai...its my fave word now SHUDDAP i still have exams now can u BEAT that???cannot right?then SHUDDAP...BAI~
bai as in bye not jibai bai ok MA DE sian watever~