The L Word

Rachie introduced me this kewl US tv hit called "THE L WORD"....n it's banned here so yeah...no surprise if you've never heard of it...n yes...L for lesbian....
Watching the compilation from youtube initially was quite cool but too much making out scenes after a while just makes me a lil' uncomfortable...n yes....im talking bout girls...making out...well guys would find it hot n stuff...but..hmmm...quite weird la...u have to see it yourself la...
well anyway...after watching the pilot episode...i found out tht there are more to just girls making out....although the entire show's about lebianism...but it really brings out a whole new perspective to the viewers....
things like...how girls check out whether "she is gay or not"....how girls check out each other....how to conceive without having intercourse with a guy or in-vitro(tube) but by collecting sperms and channel them thru "female intercourse".....what a "vagina rejuvenation" is......how "butch" have jealousy amongst themselves fighting for a girl....etc....
damn syiok right??well after watching a while...i must say tht i really got used to it tht the sight a girls making out really doesnt bother me anymore...in fact...it looks really normal n okay to me....ahhahaa...shit....hope i dont get too used to it la...or else....
well i wont say tht girls in this show are hot or anything....they are just...well...different..n gay...in fact...some are your normal looking middle age career women..they look so normal tht u wont think tht they are gay or anything.....haha...n then there's this "butch" called Shane...(yeah thts a "seh" name)...they said she's damn hot n stuff...but i really dont see any hotness in a "butch" la im sorry...n yes..she totally looks like a DUDE,dude!!!
like what rach's said...there's passive(girl) n active(boy) in a lesb relationship
then i asked her...y kenot passive n passive??if active passive might as well find a real guy right???y find girl who look like guy??thts the one thing i dont get it until now....but again...i guess its all about the "feeling" like they always said....hhaaaaiiihhh
all in all...its quite an interesting show actually...in fact its already airing its season 4 in the US now...n im only starting out with season 1..loser..n rach's said she dont dare watch in her living room after her mum see...hahaha..now i know what she meant...this shit is serious shit i tell ya!!u have got to be civilized enuf to watch this....i mean...ppl might find it offensive n even deem it as porn or whatever due to its explicit content...but its not..really..its only just..."ART".

Friggin' SS

wah damn friggin' happy...finished bloody SS(Singapore Studies) paper...its damn friggin' easy laaa...wahahhaa..erm ok la..at least can write cock....three pages of cocks...now thts an achievement heh??
i tell u la...this SS paper has been nothing but a friggin' burden..even though all i need is just a pass..but still!...damn disgusting laaa...this is the most disgusting paper of all....n it has the most disgusting lecturers of all....tht bloody old hag who is good for nothing but criticizing other countries..
"well like it or not..they are in denial...calling themselves developing countries...whereas i would just say that they are poor countries...face it"....referring to a statement made by her...wahlao...wat kind of lecturer liddat wan???ok la i do agree la but this type of thing kenot simply say wan mah...
feelings will be hurt....dreams will be shattered...how can liddat u tell me??im also from developing country wan leh...how do u think i felt??*emo***
wahahaha...actually i dont really care la...developing countries sucks...ahahaha..."like it or not..they will never be developed"....
but good thing i have a cool tutor...he is damn stylo milo la...wear gucci shoes man...he can easily pass off as a fashion designer/advisor in milan or new york...style gilerrrrr....even his file holder is fendi....deng...n yes..he is gay...but who cares?gays are damn cool laaaaa....
ok anyway...thnx to the studying session with yenny n mojojojoel i managed to do the ques today...really come out leh no kidding...*bangga*...even finished the paper so quickly n stoned there observing others coz too scared to leave so early.....peter was sitting beside me...i even saw his writing...damn ugly la...wahhahahaa...
n part of the reason i never leave so early is because i didnt know what to do...like the procedure if u leave early....whether to walk to the front n hand in ur booklet...or just leave it there...whether to tie the ques paper to the booklet or not..tht sort of thing...
well pardon my ignorance...how i know la???i never leave early for any exams before wan lorrrr...never even leave for toilet before...so of course la i didnt know what to do..well its over anyway...
finally can come back n sleep....phew...

KL oh KL

three more papers n im off for holidays..yays...im already planning ahead for my hols...what im going to do after exam..well im not going to plan for my activities in spore...my frens are gg to do tht for me..as im not local...so its oni fair...in fact my dear indo fren yenny who is not even sporean in the first place,has already drafted out the entire post examination plan for me...
to changi airport eat popeye chicken.....to vivo eat carls junior...to east coast cycling....old world charm...(wahahaha thts what we learn in urban planning dude).....to spore zoo feed monkey....to sentosa chill..to geylang see hoo(oops)...eat....to here n to there n to everywhere...dude...where got time la...i only have few days left la...i told her..if only we could plan for our urban planning paper like how we plan for hols...wahahaha....planning for the wrong stuff lerrr
i've also drafted my plans for them when they come to visit me in kl...its gg to be a hell-of-a-fun ride...hope they are prepared for this shit....i want to bring them explore the dark n shady side of the city...wats the point of gg to nice n fake places in kl..???not like spore is not nice already...even our "attractions" in kl is not as nice as spore la so no point....must see the side tht they have never seen before....wahahaha...they are too spoilt n pampered...
im gg to bring them to dark alleys with rats n dirts to eat delicious food....like belakang lorong mamak....to places with full complexities and varieties..like petaling street and kota raya..can see all the banglas and true blue ah bengs there..spore ah beng not beng enuf lerrr...this one more notorious...threaten u in back alleys to buy porn tht kind wan...then got all the fake stuff in petaling street.....wahahhaa.....then bring them to all the cool and not-overly-packed-until-kenot-breathe shopping complexes...definitely must go to lala haven sg wang....n maybe cooler places like One U n Curve or Sunway or Midvalley....let em see our "gigantic" malls as compared to....wat..vivo??wahaha...then bring them eat super gud food in Jalan Alor....experience our famous yum cha mamak culture(not like FS prata ok)....eat porridge steamboat..songkee beefball noddles...dim sum...kim gary...dunkin donuts..secret recipe(yes,they dun have SC here,yea laugh at them)...etc
in fact...they can almost do anything they wan in kl...coz its just so cheap for them....now here's the catch...im afraid i cant navigate myself thru the scary n complex kl streets...not really familiar with places like PJ n Bandar Utama....must reli go back n get myself used to the roads first....n to go to those back alley n crowded streets...reli must brush up my parking skills to either double park or squeeze into reli small parking spaces...gruesome task driving in kl i tell u...reli must have balls to do so....well not like i have la...umm literally...eh/?might have leh...umm nvm...
anyway..im so excited for this coming hols...hopefully everything works out perfectly fine then...only one problem..im gg to be damn broke...so u ppl listen carefully...when come kl must spend me ok...then oni i be ur driver n tour guide....muahaha

Special cuisine

what is this "Delicious cuisine" u ask me?...wawawa...pah pai lorrr...let me tell u la...these are the most mouth watering and sumptuous thing that i've ever had in my whole life...and im happy to say tht i get "these" every single day as my dinner....its damn "sedap" gilerrr...
look at the "texture" of it...so "golden" and "delicate"...so "inviting"...
the "half-done" chicken with its "still fresh blood" served with "cold-glutinous" rice that sticks together ...and the oh-so "well-done" vegetables thats so "juicy and soft" that it loses all its vitamins...
yum yum...so this is what keeps me so "healthy" and "fei fei pak pak"

Macho jap guys

deng..this sei leng mui kenning...i said i dedicate the pretty boys post to her since its her "birthday"...now she want me to do another macho guys wan....deng...she really thinks its her "birthday" now....*faint*
since i ate her v expensive "birthday cake"...ok la take la take la...haih budak ni....aku bagi satu jari,engkau nak satu kaki...ambik la kau....
geng leh my peribahasa...

Pretty jap boys

they are soooo pretty...kenning paling suka lelaki jenis ini... ...muahhaa...so pretty tht u will think tht they are gay...but no..be assured tht they're not...
those cina lala ah beng ppl always try to imitate their style...but its a total flop...pls la...if ur not jap pls do not attempt...

Shut the fark aap

I wish people around me would just shut the hell up and let me sleep quietly.Stop talking and making bloody noises.DIAM laaaaaa...

Undies

dunno why blog about irrelevant stuff like this...but..anyway
tht yenny just cant stop her online shopping habit....now she is influencing me...she got her victoria secret undies today....then she got me all excited...coz they were cheap n nice...damn it...now im being dragged into this thing...but but but..i havent made my first online purchase yet..must control myself..coz i know..once started v hard to turn back....then will cause havoc....cause bankruptcy...bring shame to family...finally commit suicide....end life young...kenot become mistress...then all the undies will go to waste....ahahaha
but yeah..i think i also must buy la...i mean...dont get me wrong la...not because im addicted to this online shopping phenomena...but its because im also running out of undies....bloody dryer always sucking up all my socks n undies...then they kept disappearing....celaka....
the best undies are hip huggers(oni found out this term from vic secret when i went online today)..n boyshorts...damn nice la...hahaha...undies rocks...
i will go back n stock up more....yay....la senza....topshop....they have really nice undies esp boyshorts....huhuhu..n yenny bought a thong...but she wont wear it...hahaha nonsense la...she is damn broke now la....seriously..if she doesnt stop....lord pls save her...i can only pray for her....
one of the undies i bought.....awwww...so hawwwttt...Alessandra Ambrossio is hawt hawt hawt...