Over start

Today marks the end of FWOC...which sucked btw...oooppss..but wateverrr its true deal with it.

Apparently alot of seniors complained that FWOC this yr sucked more than the previous years but I dont really know how much it sucked coz to me it always do so it doesnt really matter....

And I freakin' PARTICIPATED for quite a number of activities this time around I can't believe it myself either....n my freakin Brockhead is soooo irritating he wouldnt stop harassing me with his sarcasm...Usually I am not one who would care much about ppl commenting on what a phantom u are in block blablabla but this time it is really IRRITATING...urgghhh....so finally I decided to show it to him by attending a few FWOC stuff....but he WINS lor like tht coz he met his objective...Im still the loser...sien.

But Im still quite proud of myself coz I attended my FINAL FWOC...even tho I didnt do anything but self high with a few of the equally BORED to death seniors....in fact I didnt even talk to the freshies HOHOHO but wateverrr my main objective of going for FWOC is to prove it to my bloody Brockhead n to play beach soccer with the seniors in Sentosa....

Oh, n I have finally moved back into my B block room...ppl actually thought I am a freshie HAHAHAHA SO HAPPY LIKE fucuktaofu.....I showed my face to the block for the first time n none of the freshies recognize me....n I actually made Krissyboi famous....when he showed up for dinner, alot of ppl were like "Oh so ur the one tht is staying at the corner room..."....PPL knew your room before they even met u.....u can thank me if u get a date.

Insomniac

Wah I just pulled a "The Machinist".....didnt sleep at all yesterday....came back around 5plus n couldnt fall asleep until 7am.....went for FWOC for the first time because I wanna tire myself out n die.....which I totally did btw.....really jinja jinja jinja felt like dying after not sleeping the day before.

Really cannot understand why I cant fall asleep when I drink "mininal" amount of alcohol....I will only die if I DIE....but if Im like half GG-ed or not GG-ed at all then I cant sleep, its as if my body system is at its most active state...suckssss

Went supper with few of the dancers....including some "unpleasant" ones which Im sure u guys totally know who Im talking about without even guessing....like duhhhh were bitching about her constantly non stop 24/7.....when Alvan asked me to go I asked him who is going n he told me ahem ahem is going....n of course I was like yerrrrr i dont want to go lar.....then he was like, go leh go leh u sit with me n bitch about her okay...HAHAHA loves it...the girl tht cares ALOT tht if she cant find a date.....totally grossed me out.

Oh then Oli n I started speaking in Korean....which I think Im pretty good at picking up from all the korean dramas I watched recently....jinja jinja jinja...yaaahhhhh....upon unni....HAHAHA okay girls u guys better speak korean for the next bash practice...address me as UPON unni n CT as Chunting unni.....

WHHHHEEEEEYYYOOOOOOO OPPA??HAHAHAHA loves it oli.

Uhuh Uhuh

its 7.40AM now n guess what?duhhh my usual GG-cant-sleep-syndrome....

haihhhhh Im so tired n sleepy but I just cant sleep dont ask me why ask GOD.

I think Imma join FWOC for ONCE n get myself really tired n die straight....great idea!

Yest nite was a blast with the bitches, CC n Step....then eventually we ended up at Quan's crib....cool shit....

I met Step for dinner at Holland V....bitch's so broke tht we had to eat zi char n I had to buy her dinner n drinks....loves it....we whacked Yee Mee, Stingray n she ordered another Chicken Chop....no wonder u have tht fat stomach/tummy/obscene bulge.

Then we went for Erdinger n met up with CC after tht...proceeded back to my room..ahem Kriss' room, for Wine n then Fongseng with Quan n somehow ended up at his house...HAHAHA....n then Wine summore..talk cock do shit watch videos.....

TOTALLY FUN SESSION....loves it bitches thanks for spicing up mah borin' Saturday!

White no more

Because of Gwen's harsh words, I decided to go Sentosa today....she said "Walaooo what happened to ur legs???"...n I thought she's going to say my legs damn fat n chunky n got cellulite or what shit...."Its damn WHITE can!"....phewww thank god she said damn white not damn FAT if not I will Oli-wushu kick her with my "fat" legs...sensitive issue okay cannot say my legs fat coz they are damn hot I know it, I just KNOW.

And so I went Sentosa with Rach,SF,Lulu n Minyi...haha totally random but not bad at least Im burnt like a Lobstaaahhh right now....yea still not tanned but BURNT damn loser haihhh.
N Rach is definitely tanned like a freakin' Apunehneh now....walaooooo damn scary lor u better not tan anymore later u will look like Filipino maid!LOL.

Oh, I freakin' ate 7 types of fruits today...wooohooohoo loves it la....coz yest I ended up drinking at EH n I felt damn guilty this morning so I decided to eat alot of fruits to detoxify....n ended up eating Apple, Pink guava, Dragonfruit, Guava, Strawberry, Blueberry n Orange...first time in my life I ate so many at one go totally syiok!!!!but then I ate Ayam Cobek for dinner n taohuey charkuey for dessert....GG.

Then when I went running right, my sweat is like, damn "watery"...as in, its not sticky....must be the fruits la....rockssss...ppl pls eat lotsa fruits its damn good for u okay.....n eat them before ur meals on an empty stomach so tht the vitamins can be absorbed into ur system....teeheehee Im so well educated about fruits loves it....n one more pointer, strawberries are very high in antioxidant....so yeapppp eat strawberries ok even tho they are exp but totally worth it woots!

Tmrw is the start of FWOC.....Im totally going to sleep my noon away n show up oni for rag preview...wtf they want us to carry the luggages for the noobs....like wateverrrr I aint gettin' my degree just so I can carry bags for noobies....naaah ah ah.

I got a sms from my mum saying tht she is down here at JB for some company stuff....n I felt damn bad coz I replied her "So?U wanna come spore n find me?"....hmmm but really I dont know what to reply her leh....n I definitely wont travel all the way to JB just to meet her for lunch then travel back again...they whole process prolly takes 4 hours I tell u!

N my beloved mommy FORGOT to bring her passport so thts y she cant come over to Spore....aaiiihhhh sien la sien la but I really dont wana go JB especially on weekends the checkpoint will be packed like mad!

With the M & G

I met up with the crazy duo at Holland V for lunch.....well knowing the two of them, lunch simply means breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper....haiiihhhh eating again.....can a meeting up session not be an eating session??never right?if not eating then its drinking...even worse......haiiihhh ok ok I should stop being Annnoooorrreexxiicc.

Anyways, it was a meat fest at Sushi Tei....we had beef steak, beef roll, salmon with cod fish, potato salad....n ordered white rice ala "Zi char"....damn cock la they all....say dont know can order white rice or not blablabla...duh of course can wan la, as if they will stop u from ordering white rice....just freakin demand white rice la what are they gon do bout tit right.....ok so in the end we ordered rice n came to know tht one bowl of rice cost around 2 bucks....DAMN EXP which is why I dont like to eat rice....save money n be skinny.....woohooo...but I still love meat.

Then knowing the "neverfull" Michelle, (she must have been a LV bag in her past hahaha watever damn lame)......she wanted to eat Stingray n Chicken wings at the hawker after tht...like just immediately after Sushi Tei can u believe it?

But THANK GOD hallelujah they only start serving at 5pm so we didnt get to eat there.....phewwwwwwwwwww

So we decided to sit down somewhere for drinks n dessert....n ended up at Coffee Bean where we sat n bitched for hours....with fattening chocolate, latte n cakes.....damn I should stop sounding annnnoooreeeessick!But Im really determined to be on a diet so PEOPLE PLS BE ENCOURAGING!!!!

Sidenote...

I just cut my fingernails today Im damn sad now....its getting too long tht I can no longer type n Im afraid tht I might kill someone one day....Ive scratched so many ppl already recently....

Nicest fingernails everrrrr.....took me almost two months to grow them....haiiihhh...n Dayummm can any hands look hotter than this???

Why only the index finger n thumb nails short ??




Because...????Hahahaha duhhh i dont want to go blind poking my eyes with my fingernails okay....okay Im a loser I know shudapp.

Oh the other reason why I cut my nails is that...I almost broke them while pushing on the flushing button in the toilet...HAHAHAH....true story okay...damn pain.

From now on....

I finally stepped outta the room n went out to town for the first time....coz Im just like that, Im too lazy to go anywhere especially on weekends where I have to jostle with the crowd....n Spore's crowd is really no joke...absolutely hate it!

So I had Thai food for dinner.....its S-I-N-F-U-L like fucuktaofucharbeehoon!!!!I swear that will be my very last sinful meal before my performances....but I didnt regret it coz the Thai food is friggin' nice n CHEAP...yes rachel pang, its half price cheaper than the restaurant u always bring us to....next time we go this one instead ok.....

OK so now i vow to only eat healthy food n not eat all the rice n noodle shit.....at least i try laaa...sometimes eating is a social thing its inevitable...like u cannot potong other people's steam by saying tht ur on a diet n doesnt wanna eat.....

Right now my meal plans are going to be cereal for the day,(my day only starts from noon onwards) fruits n yogurts for snack, bread, salad or meat at night....but of course the number one killer of the plan will be Alcohol....siannnn....but will try to cut down on that one too......which means i have to go out less with the bitches....hoho

Actually Ive been trying to "educate" ppl on their eating habits....the reason why I am eating all these is not only for dieting purposes but also for health purpose...it might sound ironic considering the fact tht I drink but I am really controlling my food for a better health in the future....or maybe coz I drink thts y I need to be extra cautious on the other department so tht I dont die too early....hehe...but believe me, u do feel so much healthier n cleaner when u are eating like this.....its true people!!!

When I was at home, I told my family countless times to not eat hawker food....Im no fan of hawker food everyone knows tht....even my grandma who is suffering from high blood n diabetes at the age of 75 is eating hawker food all the time....aiyoooo then I kept scolding her n she was like "aiyah so old already no matter how u control if its your time to go then thts it"...haiyoooooo really very stubborn.

School is starting soon n my slackin days are going to be ovaaahhhh in about 1 week or so.....thts when all the shit will just pile themselves all over my face.....I will be very depressed when school starts so now Im taking in as much slack time as possible to myself....Im even reading books like "Tuesdays with Morrie" n "The five people you meet in heaven".....hahaha I read them every morning when i shit....

Ppl go n read "tuesdays with Morrie" its a great book....this coming from a non-book person, its definitely worth reading right?.....

Its so sad

I have to accept the fact tht I will never become a Ga hee....in terms of dancing skills n abs...haiiihhh

I tried doing all the damn hot steps...but ended up looking like shit.....damn sad wuuaaaaaaaaaawwwuuuuaaa

D Encounter

I came back half drunk last nite with XXY n Quan to hall....after XXY walked me back to my room, I felt damn thirsty n went to the first floor to get water....the whole block is still rather empty with less than five ppl on the entire block, each staying on different floors....Kriss' room is on the 2nd floor n there is noone staying on the first floor.

After getting water I went into the lift n pressed 2.....the door shuts....after 2 seconds it opened....I see 1.....ok so maybe I was drunk I assured myself....i checked the button....I did pressed 2 alright...ok then I shut the lift door again hoping tht it would take me up to 2nd floor....2 seconds later, the door opened...i see 1 again!!!my heart almost fell out....but thank god for the alcohol in my system I wasnt scared..maybe just abit nervous but definitely not piss-in-your-pants scared....

OK then I decided to give it another try.....pressed the close door button again.....door opened..still 1......god damn it I was so pissed I kept cursing...at whoever whatever ....I was being at my most vulgar state I swear if "Something" ever comes to me I will be brave enuf to face it....n yea, coz I was half drunk too so thank god for that...

So after my third attempt, I gave up trying n ran up the stairs....once reached 2nd floor, the lift came up.....MOTHERF#$$#%%#...I was soooo fuckin scared this time I dashed into the room n woke Kriss up....told him bout the whole ordeal n made him accompany me to the toilet.....

The next morning he assured me tht maybe I was drunk n didnt press the button correctly....

WRONG...i knew i wasnt....it happened again today....we were shifting room back to C block...went into the lift.....it kept opening at 1st floor...this time I freakin tried 10 times!!!!I refused to be mind f$%^^ed again....after ten times, I walked out of the lift....immediately after I walked out, the door shuts n off it went to the second floor....FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Of course I was alone tht time.....then Kriss came...n we took the lift again, I told him about what happened n was hoping tht the lift will be faulty again for him to see it n believe it....then we took the lift three to four times after that....nothing like that happen....the lift is definitely screwing with me....something is screwing with me.....

"Its time to leave" - quote Kriss....very true indeed.....now Im happily residing in C block...pls leave me alone.

A.K.A's da shitzzz

WOOHOO LEMME INTRODUCE YOU THE MOST HAPPENING PARTAYYY IN TOWN!

Its A.K.A yoooooo~

Waterboi n SY organised a mini clubbing gathering thingy at DoubleBay Raffles City...they converted the restaurant into a club n chased all their customers away after 10....

N guess what?
Me n CT were working as door bitch helping out Water for the night....its really damn fun, well at least for the both of us, I dont mind doing it again next time....if he still wants to hire me...

Lemme introduce u the CREW members of da night

Water n Alibaba


Water's Redbullgirl cousin Liwen...haha we kept calling her redbull girl

Door Bitches with Mother bitch!

Totally lovin' it...

Door bitches at WORK~....well of course we get all the free drinks in the world like duhhhh~


When everyone was inside already, we were damn bored we just self entertained....this job is really damn fun.....just drink n be bitchy can already....

While we were self entertaining with Truth or Dare, stupid bitch went n dared me to take pic with some random guys smoking outside.

Yes, I took the pic with this loser.

HAHAHA ok la not loser la the bunch of them are actually Indonesians....n thru this dare thing, they kept talking to us n we got damn alot of free drinks from them...I drank so much Jaggerbombs n thts when the two of us totally got Bombed tht nite.

Drunkard Lisyha Loh arrived n saved us before we got bombed by the guys....Step is a dangerous woman really...she freakin drives everywhere in her drunkard state....respect!

We only survived on Squid n Fries tht nite....Thanks CC for feeding the door bitches.


8GZ without the loser Dismas in between....CT is kissing you dismas.yuckkk incest
N Im sorry Peter, u are long forgotten....awwwww

First Loser in the empty club.

With Oli, CT, BFF n Alibaba

All the KR dancers

HAHAHA janelle n i looked like we are sluttin' all over CC...

The Indons tht bought us damn alot of Bombs...

Priceless expression from the both of them..."What the F is this angmoh guy talking about"...loves it bitches.

Mambo kings doing their gay moves...I hate mambo I freakin' hate it so much

OK now are u ready for the MOST interesting part of the night?
Its some funkynames game n a Pink PSP is up for grab!

Water emceeing with Lishi n ZP as the final two contestant.....

I was already half GG-ed by the time they play the game I dont even remember how the hell I ended up as one of the contestant there with them....I think I crashed the party in my GG-ed state....

I remembered Water said "Door bitch cannot play" but somehow I managed to play.

Then since Water said something about everyone having a draw or sumthing, we must "dance it out" to win......

SO SO SO SO



LIKE duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

WHO THE HELL CAN BEAT ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR????



And thts how I freakin' got a FREE PSP for nothing.....LOVES IT laaaaaa....
thnx Calv n Yenn for coming!

blerrrrrhh

Ive been leading a pretty damn useless life for the past one week....wake up, watch korean drama, nap, dance....repeat for the next few days.....its so urggghhhhh...at least my friends are interning, working part time, special sem etc.....Im doing practically nothing.....n mind you, dancing is not considered as doing something.....coz its like....i dont even sweat a single drop of sweat when i dance its that blergghhh...well, except for my own AS choreo la duhhh...k k dont talk about it.

Today I went to dance feeling damn lethargic n sian....then Quan kept asking me y i so sian but I just couldnt answer him....like, I really didnt do anything before that so there is no reason for me to feel sian or tired.....then Quan was like "precisely, u didnt do anything at all thts y".....gosh I feel so useless already argh FML.

At least at home I still have to run errands, send my siblings to school, do some housework etc.....even tho I sit around doing nothing most of the time....but still!

I think my brain is rusty n at its breakin point....Im so going to start my semester with a damn slow lembab giler brain....k i gotta start playing those brain stimulating IQ games to pump it up.

Oh, then after dance I finally get to meet up with the bitches after such a long time....1month OMG....hahah ok not very long but....

So CT the useless/reckless/hopeless driver came to hall n picked me up.....n off we went to Orchard for supper at Coffeeclub.....her driving skills are really...*shakes head pukes blood*
Then she injured her left arm n cant make a full turn, I had to turn the sterling for her like WTF damn reckless right????aiyoooo really no words can describe.

Then Water met us to brief us about tmr's event where the both of us had the honour of becoming door bitches....haha umm maybe not honor la hah.

Water n bitches...

With chye chye...

We were being health freaks n GHA obsessed....

CT's caesar salad with cheese crust....

My Super sinful duck salad with potatoes....so much for a salad huh....but I totally loveee it....duck is my new meat obsession now....

Since everyone's damn tired, we called it a day around 1230 coz someone has to be GAY n play netball the next morning OH GOSH KILL ME NOW.i abso-fucken-lutely hate netball, its my number 1 most hated sport!Im sorry to be hatin' on you CC but I really really hate netball thts y!

Then Step was so nice to drive me back to hall....hmm actually its I made her drive me wan la she got no choice hahahaha....then then takkan want me to go back myself meh.....dahlah wear until so OBIANG.....we were in our Tshirts n pants n shoes coz one just finished dance n the other one just finished cheer...I swear I was damn embarrassed to walk around Orchard like tht but oh wells.....

Anyway, ok my life is really damn boring wateverrr I also dont know what to talk about...all i do is eat alot of fruits,n watch korean dramas......haih kill me now.

randommmm

I just came back from watching the HKU bball team train at SRC....hahaha totally random but yea thts what i did alright so deal with it!

ok its like this, Chewpenyu came with his lame UM team ppl to NUS for some Asian varsity games tournament thingy....so lame right i know!then I met up with him at SRC coz Pang told me tht HKU boys are damn cute n hot n I know tht they will be there so I just find excuse to meet him there la not coz i wanna meet him but coz i wanna see the HKU ppl HAHAHAHA k watver.

N yeah, so I went n sat with all his UM team mates n watch the HKU ppl train...damn retarded I know....I bet the UM ppl were damn sad coz I totally didnt look at them n kept ogling at the HKU ppl....well well well too bad lor its a superficial world.

Im so bored right now....I just wake up everyday n do nothing....besides dancing at night...but dancing also its like, no kick....like, when Im dancing, I dont even sweat.....feel so siannnn....talk about the choreo....even more siannn haih dont talk about it la haih.

Now Im bunking in with Kriss again just like last yr...its really nice of him to let me bunk in....n again, he insisted on sleeping on the floor.....well, I cant do anything bout tht right...the best I can do is, to borrow a mattress from suyuen for him....LOL...

Oh, bitch n I finished half of our gaheejungah dance already....not bad not bad...at least we love it so hopefully the others love it n dont bitch about us or else I will bitch slap them with my gahee's punch!

Vietnam Summer Program

Ok so I just finished writing a journal as part of my assessment for this module...its the most boring thing ever I swear!coz we are not allowed to write about ..ahem...our true feelings....
u can only talk about "relevant" stuff....which are work related...such as the development blablabla boring shit like that.

N writing journal is a bitch....coz its not like I can be "Expressive" n write like how I write here.dayummmm...the whole journal must be proper n formal....well my definition of that, BORING....umm yea, I only started doing it like three days before submission...hohoho...n fell asleep in the midst of doing it...hohohohoho

K wateverrr Im just going to write about stuff that I cant write about in my A journal...A...as in grade...hohoho...ok la I am assuming that I will get A for it la coz I reli do until very nice horrrr...this is what I call, fakin' it with visual impact!if the lecturer see an impressive layout he couldnt care less about the content right?hoho loves it.

OK so here goes....Xin Chao Vietnam!

Project mates FlabbyGwen, JambuMichelle n Xiaohui...one person missing coz he is just too unhappening to be in the picture.

Hundreds n thousands of mat rempits on the streets!

In Vietnam, motorcyclists rule!Riding in a bike is way better than riding in a Lamborgh

...coz u can drive all the way into the shop....

We ate damn alot of fruits in HCM....never felt healthier....all we do is eat fruits in the hotel everynite....damn loser.....but healthy.


Attended a talk by our own Prof.....we all looked like real estate agents here....nono our degree is not estate agents okay....its real estate development okay getchofactsright...coz estate agents any ahpigahdog auntie uncle also can become no need to spend so much money in NUS.


Making ice cream...yea life is so boring there we had to doubt the icecream shop as a "Crack" shop coz every corner of the streets u find "ice cream" shops packed with people....but meehhhh they are really real ice cream shops...potong steam....


Us wearing the Hochiminh aka KFC Man shirt to Ku Chi Tunnel

Loser Gwen!

Water puppet show in Hanoi.....its damn kao shit BORING i tell you!!!!Dont watch it....its like watching a bunch of lifeless wooden puppets moving in water talking in weird languages n being irritating like "chi chi chi chi pu pu pu pu" seriously damn annoying!!!!!

ok I must show u some pretty impressive work related stuff
Villa Riviera, the most expensive bungalow development in HCM....
This is like the Beverly Hills of Vietnam..it is located in one secluded corner amidst the chaotic streets....its out of this world.....I dont feel like Im in Vietnam at all....u can see angmoh children running around with their nannies, maids walking dogs, private swimming instructor, gardener etc.....surreal shit yo'...i mean, in Vietnam la duhhh.....if its in Spore or KL oklaaaa

I love these miniature models.....they are so detailed...every building looked exactly the same as the real thing...


Wow wow wow so impressive right??must put this kind of pictures to show that we are going for a study trip n not...

This

Hohoho our fave Bar Tunnel....the last nite in Hanoi we decided to be happening n went to venture the "angmoh" area where all the bars n clubs are located at.

Us with the cute waiter....his name is "CHomp" *bubble fish mouth* ...yes must say it like that wan thts how he said his name....hahaha cracked me up like mad.

Oh n yea, only the three of us coz the rest are like...not happening...*role eyes*


Our Cha ka fish incident....okay this is the famous fish dish in Vietnam...but I think it tasted like crap....its oily n disgusting....n we were ripped off coz we were tourist....we paid almost 12dollars per person for some disgusting cheap fish!!!!urghhhh

Then we had trouble communicating with the waiter...luckly i heard a Viet lady speaking english next to our table...I quickly asked her to help me translate .....wow sometimes I am impressed by my own street smartness.

My kayaking partner Glen....I love to kayak!!!!!!thank god Glen is damn pro...so we managed to reach n saw the breathtaking view first before the others...its seriously unbelievable!

Sluttin' it out with nice backdrop.....my boobs are not flat okay (Mich said damn flat)!!!im wearing sportsbra ok getchofactsright!

Our group with our lecturers

ok show u sumthing....

This is our damn cool lecturer Harold.....he is an interesting lecturer n our lecture with him consists of 30mins of Boston Legal.....so freakin' fun la if every lectures are like that!


And ahem...check out his guns.....damn cool shit right???he happily told us tht he just got the second one done the day before....OMG coolest lecturer ever i swear!


YAY HAPPY PEOPLE!!!!