Stud-y

WTF..woke up at 9am on a chilly n rainy Sat morning just to eat hall bfast!really piang eh!
The plan is to study la actually...hawhawhaw...n study I did!..abit only la...deng

Yesterday was my first time feeling the inside of my brand new..umm...book...bought this book for damn long time since beginning of the sem...but yesterday was the first time slicing it open..yep..its brand new...plastic also not removed wei!n the plastic was damn kao dusty sial!..thts when I finally realised, it is about time....to wake up!...n wake up I did, this morning.wahaha..lame shit..whatever.

My bimbotic neighbour, Vonne even said "OMG ur studying leh!!first time see u study!"...wahlao eh...CUKUP!...well i dont blame her for her ignorance...since she just moved in n stuff...of course she never gets to see me in action la deng...tsk tsk...

Anyway, fuck tht orange bitch!Im still fucking pissed....she better not show her fucking face to us...we already have all the plans to kenakan her kao kao!nah ambik la engkau!fuck!

Bang-kok

We rushed back from Bangkok n joined Night Cycling immediately...no time to rest....so fun!chiong everything at one go...then just mati-ed!

Bangkok is definitely a shopping haven!!!!I splurged on so many things in three days...craziness...Ive never shopped so intensively for three days in a row before!
bought three pairs of fucking gorgeous sneakers!n other redundant things....

Everything is just so cheap there...we spent every single cents til we were so broke when we were at the airport coming back....cant even afford BK...damn jialat!

The only downside of the city is the level of polution!it is fucking dusty n the air quality is just bleehhh....we freakin sat in the "tuk tuk" n our faces were literally black!i swear no more tuk tuks in my live ever!

The girls there are all fucking pretty!!make me feel like commiting suicide everytime i walk on the streets...n no,they are not trannies mind you!...Shimin told me once before..that all the people are freakin gorgeous...they are slim n fair...looked like they just walked out from the TV.
Very true indeed...there are almost zero fat people in Bangkok.

Bah!Nite cycling was freakin boring..once is enuf!

argh geram

Fucking stupid Oranges!!!!wasted all my time unnecessarily!!!fucking geram now...coz of them..i had to stayed up late to have meetings with my comm n the others...its fucking 2am now!

So they think its unfair...the way we tabulated the marks...their fucking items are all fucking retarded please!!!!Its fair n square!!Every hall's chair gave you the points u fucking deserved!

N they kecoh!!fuck!next time please learn to speak n walk first before attempting to dance!

Thank god my chair Bi xian was super garang...she doesnt give a fuck about what tht fat fucktard said!!!Fucking fucktard n pork chop...no wonder they deserve each other!

In the end...three out of four of their items kena axed!they fucking deserved it la!bunch of orange mutha@#$%^&*!!!!When u have a chair as low as that porkchop, u are confirm fucking screwed!!!

In the end we had to trouble so many people...asked all the other dance chairs to come down at 12midnight...get chunting to drive them here...drive them back while she's having cheer training...FUCK la!!!!dont ever let me see ur fucking faces ever again!

Morn blues

Dengggggggg...its freakin' 7am now n im already awake...what the hell is wrong with me!!!must be the hunger la...so damn hungry meh until cannot sleep?denggggg

Eating lousy breakfast now while browsing thru FB...read blogs..etc..all I see is...how everyones having the time of their lives overseas!haaaihhh..cant help to feel abit jealous here...dengggg

Fine la..so they r rich...they win...

But Im not bad either..Im also "overseas" now...the only difference is..there r less "pigs" around thats all.

Despite having jealous n envious thoughts, I am however very grateful for who I am now...At least I dont have to starve..i have a nice shelter...can afford nice clothes...n also holidays!These are all luxuries that alot of people will never get to taste!
Thanx mum n dad for everything u gave to me...

Walao trip

random shit!!!me n yenny just freakin' planned a trip to bangkok within two days!!!it all started with her showing me the air asia link...she always talked about wanting to go on hols...but somehow i always ignore what she said...coz its just what she does...24 hours non-stop...but no,this time..i actually TOOK her seriously!!!OMG!!!whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

And so we spent our lives searching away for cheap hotels....when we are suppose to be studying for some shit quizzes!fuck those quizzes...fuck those lectures!!fucking hate em' all..they are all useless piece of fucking shit!!!!!one brags alot...one mumbles alot...one is black(Wait?okay so im racist fine!)....they can fucking go eat shit for all i care!!!!!fuck RE!!!

anyway....we managed to psycho Fens n Lychee to go as well!!!!hooraayyy....fucking happy la...we are going to do super random stuff there...even tho its a damn short trip..only three days...heck...we are going to fully utilize our time there!!!

Airfare's not very cheap..but okay la...flying from JB....Im feeling guilty for overspending...sORRY mUM!!!...promise i will "sang sang seng seng jou yaan" after i come back....i will "haan haan dei saii chin"...save like mad...i wont even eat!muahaha

Riiiddee

I drove for the very FIRST time on Spore road yesterday!!!super happy!
Step let me drive her Mazda-dont know what model on our way to UCC to watch Hiphop Nite!!That ride is doped!!Freakin' tight!no license of course!bending the law here?syok!

She complemented the way i drove...very safe n stable,she said...muahaha...act act oni lo...first time driving people's car how can "tunjuk belang" wan!
But true la...i memang drive damn cautiously wan la..even back home...I used to speed "till mother also cannot recognize"...when i first got my license three yrs back...but i slowly learnt that its not worth driving ur live away la....so Ive grown up n drive very safely now!

I'd say my driving skills are not bad...but if i am driving a new ride...then i'll be extra careful,then i might appear to be apprehensive n looked bad!
I drove my aunts new Vios when i went back to Malacca...the front bonnet is so low that i cant even see to gauge the distance to park...
n I did a super bad parking right in front of all my relatives when we visited people for open house...am supposed to park at the side of the road beside the curb...but i cant gauge n im affraid tht i might hit the curb so i parked slightly further...
when i got down n see for myself,the car was almost in the middle of the road as if my father owns the road!!muahaha...

Luckly Malacca is a free n easy place...can park anywhere u like and there will be ample space for others....so its okay la if you anyhow park...tsk tsk..*cover*

14th

Bombarded with so much shit as soon as i came back....bloody kiasuland...urgh!!!i hate this place!
Im still suffering from CNY withdrawal syndrome...tsk tsk tsk...

Did presentation with Yenny today...super funny...she kept pinching me when that old hag kept bombarding her with questions...sorry cant help u...im lost as well...luckly he didnt bombard my part...if not...he better watch out...what would I do to him??hmmm...probably nothing.

My crazy neighbour just bought a freakin mini mahjong table today...she is seriously crazy tht woman!n her name is Farhana...nuff said,go figure!

Today is Valentine's.....n I have dance prac at 12midnight...how cool is my life?..thts right..be jealous...be very very jealous.

CNY

CNY is far more enjoyable than any other celebrations....it is the ultimate license to slack...n eat.I went back to Malacca on the first day after arriving at KL the nite before for reunion dinner...unfortunately, i was too late for it...so i ended up eating bagels...freakin' thing costed me 11bucks...its just two tasteless donuts!damn it.
nevertheless, i ate the remaining steamboat with my family for the second round...syiok...

Went back to hometown the next day,arrived fashionably late,grandma was pissed,as usual...tsk tsk
then its just ultimate gambling non stop n eating junk all the way...for four consecutive days!!!muahaha...

Came back to KL on the fourth day...couldnt get tickets to come back to Spore the next day...so had to wait for another two days...yaysssss!!

Went out shopping with mum after ticket hunting...ripped her off with lotsa stuff....(Sorry mum)...she got very irritated that i bought expensive bras n she kept tellin me that hers was like half price of mine...and it came together with undies!...wahlao...cheap stuff is like that wan wat!!what other gimmick can they have besides coming with undies??come with bak kwa meh deng!!!then i told her off..."clothes,no need to be exp....food,no need to be exp...but bras,must be of good quality!!!super important!"...then of course..she diam-ed.

Next day went karaoke with TBC n chow...wahaha...then went mahjong-ing at TBC's house....initially we played ten cents...then we realised that we are losing out money very quickly...so we decreased to five cents...then we realised that its damn hard to split ten cents..then we increased to ten cents again....deng...in the end...some people won few dollars some lost few dollars....not bad...played whole day oni lost like..two ringgit!!hahaha...

Unfortunately,all well ended not so well....i had to go back on the next day....n my freakin' "atas" coach broke down...damn it...they had to tahan random busses on the way to sumbat us in....wahlao....i knew it lor..this year is not a good year for Tigers!...stupid rat year...i freakin; hate Rats!!baaah!

CNY clothes

Me n Yenn both skipped class today to go shopping in Orchard...we never intend to do that initially...heck, we so semangat wanna chiong back for our 7pm,we even brought our notes!!

But well, all well ends TOO well!...we stayed till past 7pm n only managed to get our final purchases around 8plus....after walking for sooo freakin' long...in the end...we bought everything from this ONE shop in Far East!WTH!!!!..Yenn bought one super cun vintage dress,I bought a very demure looking(tsk tsk) white dress and a belt,n i even bought a shirt for my Bro there...kill ten thousand birds with one stone!!!!!

Then we walked around more..n found another shop which sells all sorts of super nice dresses at even cheaper prices!!!!denggg....puke blood...then i bought yet another dress!god damn it!!!whats with Spore n dresses???they only freakin' sell dresses everywhere!!!!!so annoying...n even more annoying...their dresses are freakin nice n u will sooo buy it!god damn it!

Apparently circumstances has made me turned "demure looking" this CNY....my CNY clothes are all dresses!!!OMG.....i cant stand myself....but really cant help it...i cant seem to find anything "nice looking" that are not dresses here!!!!everywhere is freakin' infested with dresses!!!!

Should i wear my nice looking dress when i go home tomorrow??haha...travel in Style with Aeroline ma....tsk tsk tsk....

Pre-CNY

Im typing from Yenny's room...while feasting on her "kams"...she went for some stupid interview n left me here wit her kams n bak kuas...

After lecture i followed her back to her room for some pre-CNY celebration....we ate so much bak kuas i think the oil is making me sick now...errrggghh....im eating all her kams now...i love mandarin oranges!I remembered I ate so much last yr n i puked orange guts out after i went jogging...how disgusting laaa...nonetheless, i still love kams!

Skipped my marketing class n went out with TBC n Chow again before they leave tmrw....we went chinatown to buy some tax free perfumes....then to suntec to eat....n we saw StepHANIE sUN in Marina Sq's Topshop!!!OMG...her face is damn small la...n its also very..err..berkawah...not very nice complexion leh!

We kinda stalked her abit around the store...but the others seemed very selamba...like no big deal...so we also act like no big deal like that....coz we figured that we looked damn jakun!

Then i rush back for my 7pm lecture..yea sucks right??coz got some stupid Pop Quiz so i must attend....the ques almost makes me vomit blood...."who won the NFL in 2008?"..wahlaoooo eh...wtf wtf wtf wtf....!!!he is trying too hard...apparently he thinks tht he is damn funny!bah!

Then i ended up in Yenny's room...."why u never decorate ur room for CNY wan?"..."wahlao...siao ah...u got decorate meh?"..."Deng"....then we cam whored like mad...her room is like a tornado aftermath...its messier than KL's road traffic on peak hours!

Emo songs

Were listening to Super Emo Chinese Songs in Eunice's room....i went into her room around 2am last nite when i heard her listening to Jay Chou on youtube...then i got all excited n made her search for more of his songs....then Steph, who is about to sleep also got excited and decided to join in!...poor Eunice...she's so clueless and yet she had to layan the both of us...i bet she's like screaming from the inside,
"hello??I have totally no idea what on earth are u two listening to and i dont enjoy it at all so can u two like freakin'(i mean, "please"...coz eunice is too baik to say the word freakin') go back to ur rooms and use ur own laptops!"

we were listening to a song by David Tao called Melody....then we started using our own names to sing....so instead of "Me Looo Dyyyy....blablabla..."....i tried Steph's "Ste Faaaa Niiiieeee..."...and then..."EEEEE uuuu niiiiiccceee.."...hahaha super funny!

Then i made her search for super ol' school songs from Spice Girls...n we both realised (and agreed!) that SGs songs are actually super damn nice..its so catchy and hip and they leave a mark in ur head even till today..."Colors of the world, Spice up ur lives!Every boy n every girl,Spice up ur lives,People of the world, Spice up ur lives...aaaaaaaaahhhhh..Slam it to the left,If ur havin' a good time....."

Walao fingers are freakin tired after typing Spice up ur lives so many freakin' times...but nvm...i love the Spice Girls....i am willing to type...i used to owned the Spice Impulse Spray perfume, the original 4R photographs, the Spice polaroid camera(wait...i think i did not own that...maybe i did...i forgot), the super expensive limited edition Spice Girls original magazine subscription, etc....i even know each and everyone of their full names(plus the maiden names) and their birthdates...i dont even remember my cousins and grandmother's birthdays!..see?they are like family to me....And their disasterous Spice World movie...do u remember that??(provided that if u watched it before)...it was soooo crappy and flopped in the box office, but i treated it like treassure and cant help wondering why they didnt qualify for the Oscars??...now u know how deep is my love for them....

Heck,I was only 12 back then...the era where VCDs are not "in" yet....we were still using VCR player back then(OMG im so freakin' old already!)...i recorded all their TV specials and made my poor cousins watched it over n over again whenever they came to visit....holy cow!

Well of course now,The Spice Girls are old and their songs are like crap....they shouldnt revive and try to regroup...in my professional opinion, they should just continue doing whats best for them..which is...none music related!bwahaha...coz we all know that 70 percent of them cant sing for nuts!...Victoria is the smartest one...she married the hottest footballer and moved to Hollywood and look at the buzz that she created there!all she does is walk around doing nothing..eating lunch,shopping,flashing her cute kids around to the paps,appear beside Becks,look like a stick thin plastic manequin/robot....and voila!!!she is paid for that!!

Spice Girls rocks!

I want sneakers

This world is super ironic....when u dont intend for something to happen..it will happen...when u want it to happen...it wont happen...!

Just like..*cough cough*..shopping...people who planned to buy something ended up not getting what they wanted...while people who are merely followers..or window shoppers..ended up buying more than the people who wanted to buy initially...deng...

Just when i thought that I have no business in Queensway....i have running shoes...dance shoes..boots...raquet..sports bra...everything....then i ended up buying some baggy converse pants for dance and almost wanted to buy a hi-cut converse sneakers...deng....but its too heavy for me..as in the amount of money i have to fork out...so i got the cheaper one of the two,which is the pants...but not very cheap also leh...haih....

N now i am so contemplating on whether to buy the sneakers...its damn cun okay!but then again...its quite redundant la...but when u wear for dance..its damn "yeng" la...like super hiphop-ish...omg omg...
but but....i already have a adidas sneakers...arghhh...so "mao tun"!!!how how???

I havent even spurlge on a single CNY clothes and Im already blowing all my cash away for redudant stuff that I can only use for dance....deng....why am i not rich?life is ironic...perhaps i should just shed the thoughts of getting rich and then i might suddenly became rich one day?

Cam whored n laughed my ass off

OMG today is seriously one of the craziest day ive ever had in Spore..ever...meeting with the notorious KL gang...TBC,Chow and Nayling...wahlaoooo...i laughed so much i think i might have crapped some crap in my pants...

Went Sentosa with TBC n Chow...tried the Luge and Skyride thingy...it was so funny....we wanted to cam whore so much tht we kept asking those workers to help us snatch pics....to a point where they say no pics allowed...during the Luge...they wanna rip us off by selling us those stupid auto captured pics and sell it for like ten bucks...of course we dont want la deng!

and soooo...we did it the Msian way...we moved halfway and we "brek mendadak"!!!...in the middle of nowhere!!then then we took turns to hold the camera n went in front of one another with the Luge...requires alot of skills okay...must hold the brake damn tight while holding onto the camera...it was so dangerous i tell ya!!!all the Luges were coming from the behind...and we had to like..carefully pull over to one side and ppl were wondering wth are these three buggers doing stopping like that!!

After we were satisfied with the pics...we went full speed down the hill and cut past all the aunties yang lembab!!muahaha....damn fun to bully aunties and uncles dont u think so?

And then we went to board the Skyride....its like a skeletal cable car!damn scary....initially we were like damn excited and all....then as we got higher...holy crap!!!we almost pissed in our pants...."OMG my legs are cramping!!!im holding on to my slippers so hard with my toes that my feet is cramping now!holy shit!"

we were cam whoring like mad even on top of the cable car...and its damn scary coz we had to stick our bodies out to take each others pics....and u can almost feel that ur falling out...

And then it rained and we were lingering around like lost souls...looking at children playing sandcastles..."aiyo children nowadays so lucky la...last time we where got make sand castles wan...we are like damn dumb n stupid wan lorrr..."

And then we went into the gift shop and they both bought swimsuits!!and then we cam whored summore wearing children glasses and we looked like crabs!!hahaha its super funny...we were laughing like mad cows in the store la...so tak malu!

After that we met Nay at Nus and we toured around....the bus was so smelly tht we got very traumatised and lost our appetites for dinner...."order something not sour ok?so that we dont get reminded by the smell"...then the best thing....tbc ordered sour plum and it tasted exactly like...errrr

before that they were viewing the porn pictures of Edison n Gillian n Cecilia tht have been circulating on the net....i warned them not to..but they damn selamba...they even blew up the image big big full screen summore!wahlaooooo damn disgusting pls!

Then of course...during dinner...While tbc was eating her steak burger..medium done..it looks just like...grrrr...gross lerrr...then we again..kept laughing n laughing like siao!

TBC was very amused by the amount of fine that they charge here if you do not park accodingly...it says 107buucks...."Walaooo..in msia...5 ringgit oni"....wahahahhaa...power!
bit dizzy
we went Queensway after tht n they bought shoes...n we came back n played mahjong...n then we laughed like mad cows again....n Nay brought Bombay Sapphire...so we mixed it into her tonic water....n drink n talk cock....wat a crazy day....ok i think im a abit dizzy now