So, I had my finance quiz today...not bad la...hopefully can score full marks...chiu,can tiru here n there wan during the quiz!... if like tht also never get full marks...
besides...its not say very hard...n...its MCQ wan...n n n ....only FIVE questions!wahaha GG.
DENG....is this NOT the easiest test to score u tell me???if dont score might as well....go n slap someone?of course dont slap myself la, for what?Dengggg...
anyway...after tht i asked yenny to go MCD for icecream...she asked "what for?"..."to celebrate our PERFECT score la"..."GG".....then when we reached,I decided that actually i did not want to eat icecream afterall...n of course,I kena GG-ed by her again...GG
During lecture,Yenny sat beside ACM...i sat beside Yenny..Shafiq sat beside me...so we all practically depended on ACM to get da perfect score...so shafiq told me to tell yenny to tell ACM tht our scores depends on him!ACM is really damn smart...but too bad he looked like uncle...GG
Stupid ACM..i told him he slimmed down...then he said my boobs got bigger...wtf...n that caused Yenny to choked n almost caused a commotion in the lecture hall..
Then ..Yenn showed me her shoes..tht she bought from Bangkok....where i whipped out Sing Dollar to pay when we had zero Thai Baht then....power!
I still remember the way we bargained..
Yenn: "This shoe can cheaper onot??i bought this one yesterday for 200"
Thai woman: "This wan veli cheap alredi...250...kenot cheaper...this wan different from your wan..this wan hand made hand made"
Me:"Aiyoooo...all shoes also hand made hand made..*mad hand gesture*....no hand no shoe....no hand how to make shoe???"
If only that Thai woman knows how to say GG....she really kena GG-ed by me siut!We still laughed like mad after I GG-ed her!!!what the hell...sekali she damn pissed she called up her "ma chai" n whack us...but of course...she never laaa..she just gave us the "fainted" look...
In the end...i paid with 10SGD...which is lesser than 250baht...but more than 200baht...so its like...kononnyerr win-win situation la...
But i seriously still think that Yenny shouldnt have bought so many "ah ma" shoes...
We are seriously damn boh liao....before lecture, me n Shafiq was playing "MAS SELAMAT" game on talkingcock.com in da computer lab.... got these few bunch of people catching him(mas selamat)...they all moved like retards...got 1 police...army...even PM Lee Hsien Loong also inside...stupid game!
Speaking of Mas Selamat, I told ACM that he looked like Mas Selamat just that he is yellow color n MS is brown color...then i told Shafiq that he also looked like Mas Selamat coz he is Malay...just that he is the skinnier version of MS...then ACM told Yenny that she ALSO looked like Mas Selamat....female version..ahaha GG!!!!
Monday, 31 March 2008
Friday, 28 March 2008
Farkin funny
OK ah..lemme tell u...i got so many exciting things to kongsi siut!...
First up, Dance supper...i got back from the rooftop at 5am....n i woke up at 9am to "lim teh" coz i cant sleep due to all the booze lingering inside my bloated stomach...n i have cravings for hall bfast...GG.
Few of us, Bix-Ian(new name for Fatima),Peter(what a gay name),Kriss(the-indon-who-is-constantly-left-out) n Elvin(muscleman) went for second round after having supper in the dance room..then we just talked cock n drank chardonay...isiit spelled correctly?wtf..damn atas la this Elvin's champagne...then anyhow mix with farkin' disgusting absolute...(i officially hate absolute...absolutely hate!wahhaa ss watverrr)
seriously bunch of losers la....suppose to be studying like mad la...its not time to chill yet la wtf are we doing siut!...haih..
Ok so Ive decided to repent....am going to study from today onwards..but before tht...lemme tell u something exciting again!wahaha shitz..
OK continue...so hor..i woke up for bfast then after tht i just chill-ax in my room la...watched Malaysian Dreamgirl..wtf wtf GG damn kao funny la...this ahlian she spoke Chinese with Msian accent....i wanna die laughing...classic!!i must show Bixs n Petes la....seriously...ok only three of us will get it la seriously...the Msian accent thingy....wahahha...she was telling her dad.."na ke na ke In-tu(indian) poh hor...neh neh hai you na ke Mah Lai (Malay) poh hor..."...OMG....this is some good shit entertainment i tell ya'...fantastic....confirm beat Tyra Banks anytime!
Then this Mah Lai poh she go n kutuk this Cina girl...say "Dia ni speaking tibe-tibe ade slang...pas tu...bile nangis-nangis kluar slang Cina...bile cakap ngan camera...tibe-tibe ade pulak slang..ape tu...Australia ye?tak tau la..tak pernah pun dengar slang Australia cam tu"....ROFL..GG damn kao funny i wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!seriously dude i feel like shitting just by laughing....this is what i call..Malaysia Boleh...can produce such wonderful entertainment...Im so proud of my country now..."Negaraku..Tanah Tumpahnya darahku.."....pas tu...aku lupa lirik..ak eleh....
BTW i think tht I -myself is very Malaysia Truely Asia...GG...coz hor...im like da super LALA-mui cum Tai kar jie of petaling street (not HK miu kai...GG)..n yet i can speak super slang giler babi Malay n all the boyans/rempits really dig me....n yet My ENgrish is not say very the cuiii even tho not its not like super va va vroom powderful la...but really not bad leh....Im really a true Msian siut!!!i love Pak Lah n Lim kit Siang...i love Akademi Fantasia n Wah Lai Toi..GG
Ok ok so got summore things i wanna tell u wait....ok n then right...this Bixs right...she damn emo la coz she got posted to PGP n she has to GG there.....but seriously la...who is she kidding..confirm can stay wan la...deng...then right....during dance supper she went n make the announcement tht she cant stay anymore....but thts not the best part..the best part was...NOBODY cares lor!!!wahhh power siut!!!everyone just continued drinking...wahhaha
Alaaaoooo.....then she continues emo-ing.. but she cant drink...alaaooooo GG....n we failed to make the seniors cry la...our video is too GG-ified it looked more like a comedy than a farewell video....when u start using musics like "aint got no shorty"...its confirm u know will GG wan...
Ok last thing...this morning CC sent out a freakin hilarious mail about the molesting case in NUS...where a guy who was accused by a farkin ugly girl(quote CC not me ok)...GG...he said tht when she screamed "he touched my breast n vagina"....he was stunted for a moment...coz when he heard the V word...he freakin wanna laugh his ass off..n he said tht both of them deserved each other coz they were both freakin ugly....shit la Cc y are u so funny/gay/bitchy???i love u siut!
n i replied his mail asking whether he's sure tht their names are not cyn-ugly-thia n ni-"self proclaimed luo zixiang backup dancer-ck n whether their not from SHit hall....
wahha freakin high now siut....oh...Siut is my new obsession...next to GG...next to wtf...next to deng...(sei lor..have been neglecting u for a while..will start using u back soon...when i start dis-associating myself with these GG-sians)
First up, Dance supper...i got back from the rooftop at 5am....n i woke up at 9am to "lim teh" coz i cant sleep due to all the booze lingering inside my bloated stomach...n i have cravings for hall bfast...GG.
Few of us, Bix-Ian(new name for Fatima),Peter(what a gay name),Kriss(the-indon-who-is-constantly-left-out) n Elvin(muscleman) went for second round after having supper in the dance room..then we just talked cock n drank chardonay...isiit spelled correctly?wtf..damn atas la this Elvin's champagne...then anyhow mix with farkin' disgusting absolute...(i officially hate absolute...absolutely hate!wahhaa ss watverrr)
seriously bunch of losers la....suppose to be studying like mad la...its not time to chill yet la wtf are we doing siut!...haih..
Ok so Ive decided to repent....am going to study from today onwards..but before tht...lemme tell u something exciting again!wahaha shitz..
OK continue...so hor..i woke up for bfast then after tht i just chill-ax in my room la...watched Malaysian Dreamgirl..wtf wtf GG damn kao funny la...this ahlian she spoke Chinese with Msian accent....i wanna die laughing...classic!!i must show Bixs n Petes la....seriously...ok only three of us will get it la seriously...the Msian accent thingy....wahahha...she was telling her dad.."na ke na ke In-tu(indian) poh hor...neh neh hai you na ke Mah Lai (Malay) poh hor..."...OMG....this is some good shit entertainment i tell ya'...fantastic....confirm beat Tyra Banks anytime!
Then this Mah Lai poh she go n kutuk this Cina girl...say "Dia ni speaking tibe-tibe ade slang...pas tu...bile nangis-nangis kluar slang Cina...bile cakap ngan camera...tibe-tibe ade pulak slang..ape tu...Australia ye?tak tau la..tak pernah pun dengar slang Australia cam tu"....ROFL..GG damn kao funny i wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!seriously dude i feel like shitting just by laughing....this is what i call..Malaysia Boleh...can produce such wonderful entertainment...Im so proud of my country now..."Negaraku..Tanah Tumpahnya darahku.."....pas tu...aku lupa lirik..ak eleh....
BTW i think tht I -myself is very Malaysia Truely Asia...GG...coz hor...im like da super LALA-mui cum Tai kar jie of petaling street (not HK miu kai...GG)..n yet i can speak super slang giler babi Malay n all the boyans/rempits really dig me....n yet My ENgrish is not say very the cuiii even tho not its not like super va va vroom powderful la...but really not bad leh....Im really a true Msian siut!!!i love Pak Lah n Lim kit Siang...i love Akademi Fantasia n Wah Lai Toi..GG
Ok ok so got summore things i wanna tell u wait....ok n then right...this Bixs right...she damn emo la coz she got posted to PGP n she has to GG there.....but seriously la...who is she kidding..confirm can stay wan la...deng...then right....during dance supper she went n make the announcement tht she cant stay anymore....but thts not the best part..the best part was...NOBODY cares lor!!!wahhh power siut!!!everyone just continued drinking...wahhaha
Alaaaoooo.....then she continues emo-ing.. but she cant drink...alaaooooo GG....n we failed to make the seniors cry la...our video is too GG-ified it looked more like a comedy than a farewell video....when u start using musics like "aint got no shorty"...its confirm u know will GG wan...
Ok last thing...this morning CC sent out a freakin hilarious mail about the molesting case in NUS...where a guy who was accused by a farkin ugly girl(quote CC not me ok)...GG...he said tht when she screamed "he touched my breast n vagina"....he was stunted for a moment...coz when he heard the V word...he freakin wanna laugh his ass off..n he said tht both of them deserved each other coz they were both freakin ugly....shit la Cc y are u so funny/gay/bitchy???i love u siut!
n i replied his mail asking whether he's sure tht their names are not cyn-ugly-thia n ni-"self proclaimed luo zixiang backup dancer-ck n whether their not from SHit hall....
wahha freakin high now siut....oh...Siut is my new obsession...next to GG...next to wtf...next to deng...(sei lor..have been neglecting u for a while..will start using u back soon...when i start dis-associating myself with these GG-sians)
Thursday, 27 March 2008
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
GG convo
Me n SF toking bout joining soccer:shinfei- gravity-sara bareilles. drown in Your love, not feel your rain says:
sei ha sei ha like that. i join still means confirm die
shinfei- gravity-sara bareilles. drown in Your love, not feel your rain says:
haiya.. zo yan san fu lor....
shinfei- gravity-sara bareilles. drown in Your love, not feel your rain says:
zo leng lui zhong san fu...
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
GG!!!!
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
well said
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i almost wanna bow n kow tow to u in front of my PC
shinfei- gravity-sara bareilles. drown in Your love, not feel your rain says:
mm sai kam hak hei..
shinfei- gravity-sara bareilles. drown in Your love, not feel your rain says:
ji gei yan... GG
Me n Bixian toking bout BM:
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
GG i bet this is too high level for u
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
go back kampung learn another ten yrs oni come n tok to me
bixian says:
i understand lorh
bixian says:
understand can liao
bixian says:
need good BM FOR WAT?
bixian says:
untuk apa?????
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
untuk menggoda anak datuk n menjadi jutawan
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i bet u totally dont understd this
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
u can ask sf
bixian says:
for XX kid grandfather n become XX
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
ur head la GG
Great start
Today i went running since...the longest time...feels good to run again...
I was running up the slope and suddenly i heard footsteps of people running behind me...i turned around n saw this ah tiong girl behind...she was trailing me like mad...me being the kiasu that i am obviously ran faster n faster until she couldnt catch up...slope u know...GG
then as i turned to looked at her...she was so far behind...she stopped running...that bitch stopped to catch her breathe...nah.!!served her right...trying to outrun me huh?what was she thinking siut!
the weirdest thing was...ok check this...its really damn weird..she wore running shoes...but her outfit was totally whack dude!!!she wore this nice sleeveless black top (with frills)...n long jeans(u know,ah tiong style)..with nice long curly hair (ah tiong style)...n i thought she was running to catch the bus or sumthing...then she ran behind me for so long..which is obvious that she is going for a run right?...GG
or again...maybe....Im starting to see "things"...GG
I was running up the slope and suddenly i heard footsteps of people running behind me...i turned around n saw this ah tiong girl behind...she was trailing me like mad...me being the kiasu that i am obviously ran faster n faster until she couldnt catch up...slope u know...GG
then as i turned to looked at her...she was so far behind...she stopped running...that bitch stopped to catch her breathe...nah.!!served her right...trying to outrun me huh?what was she thinking siut!
the weirdest thing was...ok check this...its really damn weird..she wore running shoes...but her outfit was totally whack dude!!!she wore this nice sleeveless black top (with frills)...n long jeans(u know,ah tiong style)..with nice long curly hair (ah tiong style)...n i thought she was running to catch the bus or sumthing...then she ran behind me for so long..which is obvious that she is going for a run right?...GG
or again...maybe....Im starting to see "things"...GG
Sunday, 23 March 2008
Still at it
GG...three of us went to supper...then we talked cock n emo-ed our way thru...oh well..again...we left out the Indon...GG
Haiyo still cant get over it la...as if its not bad enuf...we came back n went to the dance studio...n danced to "Can we chill"...wtf...bixian tried body roll...fail!GG.
Peter even confessed to us...ZOMG...its seriously to that level of GG-ness....we are seriously bloody emo!!!why liddat???
Oh well...life goes on i guess...at least we were happy once...never knew being in the comm was so memorable...thanks again for people who sabo-ed three of us....
Haiyo still cant get over it la...as if its not bad enuf...we came back n went to the dance studio...n danced to "Can we chill"...wtf...bixian tried body roll...fail!GG.
Peter even confessed to us...ZOMG...its seriously to that level of GG-ness....we are seriously bloody emo!!!why liddat???
Oh well...life goes on i guess...at least we were happy once...never knew being in the comm was so memorable...thanks again for people who sabo-ed three of us....
Post DU GG
Its all over...Dance Uncensored 2008...curtain call...
Im so proud of my dance comm members...we did it, we had fun, we GG-ed...*nope,didnt think so* da da dum aw aw aw aw...GG..
Feeling emo now...didnt know that I can be so overwhelmed..the show was waaayyy better than the previous...with so many shit that happened along the way...made this whole experience even more memorable...."look out the surprises at the end!"...lame ass quote from that lame ass bitch...in the end...everyone was indeed "surprised"...even their own dancers...GG..their dances flopped big time..they GG-ed...our mission accomplished.
Here i wanna dedicate some emo speech to everyone whom I thought didnt matter to me at first..but actually realised that they did matter afterall...GG
To my beloved Bixian aka Fatima, despite all the shortcomings (n you being short as well), u managed to fought thru every obstacles n every bitches that tried to sabotage us...u are so garang...fatima style!
n yes...u are still short...n no,sorry ur still not my type...n no,u still cant do hiphop,even tho' i gave u L size shirt...doesnt mean u can do lyrical now...but i still love u very much...ur garang-ness turns me on....but nope,still not my type...i cant accept u still..GG
To Peter aka GG-king, u are the best lame-ster ever...without u, the comm will be damn stress n dull...ur crazy translations of songs during Du...."AlAMAK, love not scared..pi li pa la Love not scared!Love...NOT..lOVE...nOT.."...LAME LA YOU...but we love ur lameness..n ur still damn useless in the comm..thank god ur humourous if not then GG...u freakin' screwed up the ONLY thing we asked u to do....booklet...DANCE unSensored....GG.
To Krissandi, u GG already la...with three Malaysians...i bet u dont get half the jokes most of the time...pity u...but ur getting there...no worries...in no time..u'll be as lame as peter...
thnks for ur commitments n dedication towards us...we appreciate it...u walking to 7 11 at 3am to buy bread for the dancers...GG..i wont even do such thing la pls...let them starve oni la...i still have to dance wan okay...haha GG
To my bitch CC, u are so bitchy...ur second after me...not bad...im really going to miss u la...glad we've bonded so much considering i only got to know u this year...thru Rag dance...funkamania..n DU...man...we were in three performances in One yr...n u always help me tahpao...n always helping us by playing the "bad guy" by scolding the dancers...(We're too chicken la we dont scold ppl)....u are a great inspiration...im really going to miss u so much bitch!
To crazy monkey Aili, I am sooo going to miss all ur nonsense....n ur perfect timings!!!without u...GG already...everyone is gg to screw up their timing....all ur C'mon nonsense...ur hysterical laughter....ur dangling monkey limbs....
ur such a great performer...a great friend...a great mum...n u have long limbs...wahhaa...GG
To Chunting the sleazy bitch, we are eternally grateful for ur full commitment towards dance...u are one crazy bitch i must say...despite having Steppers training so vigorously, u never fail to skip one single dance prac!!!n u danced with great sleazy flava' i must say!!!...i dont get u...at times,u can be so unglam by sleeping everywhere on the floor, then can be so act cute when can whoring, can be so loud n giggly when ur talking, can be so sleazy n hot on stage, n then can act so demure n pure when dancing contemp...tht is what i call...a true inspiration!GG...i really hope that u will stay with KR dance till the end...we cannot afford to lose such a sleazy bitch like u....
To Jun li, thanks for the great hair u gave meeee...tht increased my hotness by 50 percent to make it 150percent i must say...GG...i used to think that u are damn "tao"...but after knowing u...u are a great person....always looking out for me...helping me with costumes n hair n make up....i reli reli appreciate it!!!thanks alot for being there....even tho i dont know u well...but i love u so much already!ur a great dancer as well....love ur girly moves...im going to try n surpass u already next yr....look out yea...GG
p/s yenny, pls tell jun li tht i dedicated this post to her...tell her that she'll make a great wife n mum....tell yaozhong tht he is damn lucky to have her...GG
To Step, thanks for saying tht I looked damn hot n sexy on stage...i will forever remembered that..it made my day...really...well..until stupid Dismas Selamat go n potong steam by saying, "u mean normally she doesnt look hot la isit?"...shit!...n ur dances are always fantastic as usual...i really really enjoyed dancing Play Culture...i love all ur shit!!!ur loud n annoying at times...but u'll forever be one of my dance idol....n i love ur Ride...pls let me drive again...GG
To Dismas Selamat, my new hiphop idol....u are COOOL SHIT!!!i think i have a lil' crush on u....but oh well..life goes on yea...u belonged to Aili afterall..seniority first...i understd the rule completely dun worry....GG
ur choreography has brought KR hiphop to a whole new level...i promise i will do every single one of ur items if u keep choreoing....u might look like a malay..or mas selamat...but at least u've got the groove....ur my homie nigga'!!!ur moves are tight yo'...n stop being so conservative...its about time to do sleazy...u call urself a nigga'without being sleazy???eiii...what is this man???..GG
To all my friends who came n watched me dance, (Yenn,Fens,Lychee,Nay,Panda,SF,Shafiq,Steph,Eunice,n the whole block)....thnx alot for making me feel like a "star"...for at least one day...u have no idea how much it meant to me...
To all the other dancers, some of u are leaving for good...its a pity really...dance will never be the same again...
With this, I leave this post here....UNCENSORED.
Urgh...hate to be so emo like this...GG.
Im so proud of my dance comm members...we did it, we had fun, we GG-ed...*nope,didnt think so* da da dum aw aw aw aw...GG..
Feeling emo now...didnt know that I can be so overwhelmed..the show was waaayyy better than the previous...with so many shit that happened along the way...made this whole experience even more memorable...."look out the surprises at the end!"...lame ass quote from that lame ass bitch...in the end...everyone was indeed "surprised"...even their own dancers...GG..their dances flopped big time..they GG-ed...our mission accomplished.
Here i wanna dedicate some emo speech to everyone whom I thought didnt matter to me at first..but actually realised that they did matter afterall...GG
To my beloved Bixian aka Fatima, despite all the shortcomings (n you being short as well), u managed to fought thru every obstacles n every bitches that tried to sabotage us...u are so garang...fatima style!
n yes...u are still short...n no,sorry ur still not my type...n no,u still cant do hiphop,even tho' i gave u L size shirt...doesnt mean u can do lyrical now...but i still love u very much...ur garang-ness turns me on....but nope,still not my type...i cant accept u still..GG
To Peter aka GG-king, u are the best lame-ster ever...without u, the comm will be damn stress n dull...ur crazy translations of songs during Du...."AlAMAK, love not scared..pi li pa la Love not scared!Love...NOT..lOVE...nOT.."...LAME LA YOU...but we love ur lameness..n ur still damn useless in the comm..thank god ur humourous if not then GG...u freakin' screwed up the ONLY thing we asked u to do....booklet...DANCE unSensored....GG.
To Krissandi, u GG already la...with three Malaysians...i bet u dont get half the jokes most of the time...pity u...but ur getting there...no worries...in no time..u'll be as lame as peter...
thnks for ur commitments n dedication towards us...we appreciate it...u walking to 7 11 at 3am to buy bread for the dancers...GG..i wont even do such thing la pls...let them starve oni la...i still have to dance wan okay...haha GG
To my bitch CC, u are so bitchy...ur second after me...not bad...im really going to miss u la...glad we've bonded so much considering i only got to know u this year...thru Rag dance...funkamania..n DU...man...we were in three performances in One yr...n u always help me tahpao...n always helping us by playing the "bad guy" by scolding the dancers...(We're too chicken la we dont scold ppl)....u are a great inspiration...im really going to miss u so much bitch!
To crazy monkey Aili, I am sooo going to miss all ur nonsense....n ur perfect timings!!!without u...GG already...everyone is gg to screw up their timing....all ur C'mon nonsense...ur hysterical laughter....ur dangling monkey limbs....
ur such a great performer...a great friend...a great mum...n u have long limbs...wahhaa...GG
To Chunting the sleazy bitch, we are eternally grateful for ur full commitment towards dance...u are one crazy bitch i must say...despite having Steppers training so vigorously, u never fail to skip one single dance prac!!!n u danced with great sleazy flava' i must say!!!...i dont get u...at times,u can be so unglam by sleeping everywhere on the floor, then can be so act cute when can whoring, can be so loud n giggly when ur talking, can be so sleazy n hot on stage, n then can act so demure n pure when dancing contemp...tht is what i call...a true inspiration!GG...i really hope that u will stay with KR dance till the end...we cannot afford to lose such a sleazy bitch like u....
To Jun li, thanks for the great hair u gave meeee...tht increased my hotness by 50 percent to make it 150percent i must say...GG...i used to think that u are damn "tao"...but after knowing u...u are a great person....always looking out for me...helping me with costumes n hair n make up....i reli reli appreciate it!!!thanks alot for being there....even tho i dont know u well...but i love u so much already!ur a great dancer as well....love ur girly moves...im going to try n surpass u already next yr....look out yea...GG
p/s yenny, pls tell jun li tht i dedicated this post to her...tell her that she'll make a great wife n mum....tell yaozhong tht he is damn lucky to have her...GG
To Step, thanks for saying tht I looked damn hot n sexy on stage...i will forever remembered that..it made my day...really...well..until stupid Dismas Selamat go n potong steam by saying, "u mean normally she doesnt look hot la isit?"...shit!...n ur dances are always fantastic as usual...i really really enjoyed dancing Play Culture...i love all ur shit!!!ur loud n annoying at times...but u'll forever be one of my dance idol....n i love ur Ride...pls let me drive again...GG
To Dismas Selamat, my new hiphop idol....u are COOOL SHIT!!!i think i have a lil' crush on u....but oh well..life goes on yea...u belonged to Aili afterall..seniority first...i understd the rule completely dun worry....GG
ur choreography has brought KR hiphop to a whole new level...i promise i will do every single one of ur items if u keep choreoing....u might look like a malay..or mas selamat...but at least u've got the groove....ur my homie nigga'!!!ur moves are tight yo'...n stop being so conservative...its about time to do sleazy...u call urself a nigga'without being sleazy???eiii...what is this man???..GG
To all my friends who came n watched me dance, (Yenn,Fens,Lychee,Nay,Panda,SF,Shafiq,Steph,Eunice,n the whole block)....thnx alot for making me feel like a "star"...for at least one day...u have no idea how much it meant to me...
To all the other dancers, some of u are leaving for good...its a pity really...dance will never be the same again...
With this, I leave this post here....UNCENSORED.
Urgh...hate to be so emo like this...GG.
Friday, 14 March 2008
3 words
Mah current three fave words : Deng...WTF....GG
Read bout this kidnapping scam thats been occuring in Spore...where the fella will go n call ur parents n use a girl's voice(to act as u) to talk to ur parents n cry for help....stupid or not u say??where got parents dont recognize their own flesh n blood's voice wan...dengg
fine ok...there's this case where the fella called the grandparents....then she said..."even tho might not sound like her...when ur in a panic state ur mind just wont think straight anymore...u will think that IT IS HER"..........fine fine watver.
ok n so...to ensure that all of us dont fall prey into this scam, think of three fave words...then tell ur parents...when they call...ask them whats the three fave words....
fella:"ur daughter's in our hands....give money quick"
mum: "i wanna tok to her"
fella passed to girl:"help mummy...*screames*"
mum:"ok stay calm my girl...mummy will save u...even tho i dont really have that much money...but before that...what r ur three fave words?tell me my girl, stop screaming for a moment...tell me tell me c'mon"
girl:"help help..im scared..."
mum:"dengggg...wtf...ur not my daughter la..GG"
*slams phone furiously n continues watching Dae Cheong Gum on Astro Wahlaitoi*
wahahaha...tok cock...as if got people can kidnap me la...say already also my mum will laugh at u!first of all, my parents are not even well off lor...the cost of killing me is even higher than what they can get out of my parents...dengggg
oops shit..just realised that the "victims" are 13-15yrs old...damn young...
watever la...ok bye.
Read bout this kidnapping scam thats been occuring in Spore...where the fella will go n call ur parents n use a girl's voice(to act as u) to talk to ur parents n cry for help....stupid or not u say??where got parents dont recognize their own flesh n blood's voice wan...dengg
fine ok...there's this case where the fella called the grandparents....then she said..."even tho might not sound like her...when ur in a panic state ur mind just wont think straight anymore...u will think that IT IS HER"..........fine fine watver.
ok n so...to ensure that all of us dont fall prey into this scam, think of three fave words...then tell ur parents...when they call...ask them whats the three fave words....
fella:"ur daughter's in our hands....give money quick"
mum: "i wanna tok to her"
fella passed to girl:"help mummy...*screames*"
mum:"ok stay calm my girl...mummy will save u...even tho i dont really have that much money...but before that...what r ur three fave words?tell me my girl, stop screaming for a moment...tell me tell me c'mon"
girl:"help help..im scared..."
mum:"dengggg...wtf...ur not my daughter la..GG"
*slams phone furiously n continues watching Dae Cheong Gum on Astro Wahlaitoi*
wahahaha...tok cock...as if got people can kidnap me la...say already also my mum will laugh at u!first of all, my parents are not even well off lor...the cost of killing me is even higher than what they can get out of my parents...dengggg
oops shit..just realised that the "victims" are 13-15yrs old...damn young...
watever la...ok bye.
Sunday, 9 March 2008
Aiks'
Baby don't you be so mean
I try to keep my conversation clean
But you the flyest thing i seen
Since i came up in here, you a superstar my dear
I dont wanna waist your time
With no corny playa lines
This song's flyyyyy...however...this ain't no proper english..try n count the errors dude!
ten fingers also not enuf...ghetto-licious is tight yo'!
I try to keep my conversation clean
But you the flyest thing i seen
Since i came up in here, you a superstar my dear
I dont wanna waist your time
With no corny playa lines
This song's flyyyyy...however...this ain't no proper english..try n count the errors dude!
ten fingers also not enuf...ghetto-licious is tight yo'!
Friday, 7 March 2008
Its aaa Frieeddaay
8.30am:Woke up...shit...bathe
9.15am:Get ready for lecture
9.45am:Reached lecture theater-early for the first time
12pm:Finished lecture....tapao Mcd...waited for Yenny at comp lab
12.30pm:Yenny arrived....ate fries in comp lab coz too hungry cannot tahan...kena "tiu" by that fucking idiot..."Pls dont eat here..later water spill..(then dunno what shit) blablabla"....tiu
1pm:Tutorial lab session...listen to lame jokes by CK...faints!
2pm:Gen bio lecture....finally got to eat my burger that stayed in my bag for so long my jacket smelled like fries!too bloated cant absord what the angmoh lecturer is teaching...hah!alasan!
3pm:Took pic of Calv n Teikeng sleeping in lecture!!got super ugly shots of them...both are damn kao rich...can simpan for blackmailing purpose next time.
4pm:Back to hall....facebook....read blogs....took nap.
6pm:Woke up....dress up for production.
6.45pm:Waited for bus to UCC...cam whored at bus stop...(steph's idea)
7.15pm:Arrived at UCC....cam whored again there...(what else la dengg)
8pm:Finally show started...tiu...suppose to start at 730pm wan lorrr...hate people who are not punctual!bleh.
10.30pm:Finished...and cam whored again...(Tak habis habis)
11.15pm:Supper at FS...ate porridge with Qiutong...damn sedap n syiok...stomach full..yet not bloated...happy like mad...
12.30am:Back to hall..bathed...
1.30am:Facebook...msn..email..blog...sleep...set alarm to wake up at 545am for FUTSAL!!!!yay!
9.15am:Get ready for lecture
9.45am:Reached lecture theater-early for the first time
12pm:Finished lecture....tapao Mcd...waited for Yenny at comp lab
12.30pm:Yenny arrived....ate fries in comp lab coz too hungry cannot tahan...kena "tiu" by that fucking idiot..."Pls dont eat here..later water spill..(then dunno what shit) blablabla"....tiu
1pm:Tutorial lab session...listen to lame jokes by CK...faints!
2pm:Gen bio lecture....finally got to eat my burger that stayed in my bag for so long my jacket smelled like fries!too bloated cant absord what the angmoh lecturer is teaching...hah!alasan!
3pm:Took pic of Calv n Teikeng sleeping in lecture!!got super ugly shots of them...both are damn kao rich...can simpan for blackmailing purpose next time.
4pm:Back to hall....facebook....read blogs....took nap.
6pm:Woke up....dress up for production.
6.45pm:Waited for bus to UCC...cam whored at bus stop...(steph's idea)
7.15pm:Arrived at UCC....cam whored again there...(what else la dengg)
8pm:Finally show started...tiu...suppose to start at 730pm wan lorrr...hate people who are not punctual!bleh.
10.30pm:Finished...and cam whored again...(Tak habis habis)
11.15pm:Supper at FS...ate porridge with Qiutong...damn sedap n syiok...stomach full..yet not bloated...happy like mad...
12.30am:Back to hall..bathed...
1.30am:Facebook...msn..email..blog...sleep...set alarm to wake up at 545am for FUTSAL!!!!yay!
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
kebodohan
I did something totally stupid...first i totally forgotten about my 7pm lecture..wanted to mati-ed n sleep a awhile after dinner when Yenny called me...she asked me what time Im going down?
then i dengan blur-nya answered her "huh?go down where?"..i thought why she suddenly wanna eat hall dinner today...mana tau..."lecture la!"...denggg
Then i quickly changed n met her...n we stupidly missed the A1 bus coz we stupidly thought that there's still D bus n we saw with our own eyes (three pairs summore!) that D is moving out.
Then we stupidly say somemore, "wah sekali tht bus move to the parking then mati engine"..
Sekali....tht bus freakin' dissapeared!OMG...sueh or not our mouth??
Then we waited for about fifteen min n decided that we should just ponteng....n we stupidly walked away from the bus stop leaving everyone there (people we know lar..) in awe!They must be wondering what are these three idiots doing.....kebodohan yg tidak terhingga!
Of course then I stupidly walked back to my room n slack...dennnggggg...waste of time n effort.took fifteen mins to prepare...but only need one min to strip everything off.
then i dengan blur-nya answered her "huh?go down where?"..i thought why she suddenly wanna eat hall dinner today...mana tau..."lecture la!"...denggg
Then i quickly changed n met her...n we stupidly missed the A1 bus coz we stupidly thought that there's still D bus n we saw with our own eyes (three pairs summore!) that D is moving out.
Then we stupidly say somemore, "wah sekali tht bus move to the parking then mati engine"..
Sekali....tht bus freakin' dissapeared!OMG...sueh or not our mouth??
Then we waited for about fifteen min n decided that we should just ponteng....n we stupidly walked away from the bus stop leaving everyone there (people we know lar..) in awe!They must be wondering what are these three idiots doing.....kebodohan yg tidak terhingga!
Of course then I stupidly walked back to my room n slack...dennnggggg...waste of time n effort.took fifteen mins to prepare...but only need one min to strip everything off.
Monday, 3 March 2008
random shit pics
Si panjang n si kontot.
yea,i cant belif my eyes either..i can open shop already
Super cute stickers to stick on Yenny's fridge...*sweat*
Sorry la..u might think tht this is just a salad wtf am i doing?wrong!this is thus by far my most bangga-ed "meal" that i made myself...its an achievement okay!its healthier than instant noodle.Tried upgrading the salad...this time..got ham wan okay...denggg
dude,seriously...speechless...
Sunday, 2 March 2008
Boozing
Man, Im not one of those people who enjoy drinking yet i actually kinda enjoyed it today...maybe its the company...plus all the stress lately...nuff said..
Getting tipsy is damn fun...all the stress is the world was lifted off almost immediately after downing whole cup of cocktail followed by few sips of beer...haiya i know la..damn lousy drinker la I ni....abit abit high adi...denggg
Like the canto ppl always say.."jeh jao siu sao"...(drink away all ur sorrows)...its very true indeed...
I think Im going to start picking up this new "hobby" of mine...been reading alot of blogs n most of them revolve around booze...i always wonder.y these poeple cant lay off their booze...well now mystery solved!I finally understood!
mE: Luiyan, I need to pick up drinking in order to realise my dream as a mis@#@$$..therefore i need you to teman me coz ur da master!
Nay: Eh...I just set a resolution to quit drinking.
mE: dengggg...i just set a resolution to pick up drinking n then u ffk me...dennngggg.
Nay: eh reli lo..i feel asleep on the bus n chau kung talked to me..he asked me to turn back..
mE: chau kung is what?
Nay: he who must not be denied.
mE: DEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG....
Too much la this luiyan!summore she can go n sms me halfway n said, "dontcha just feel like eating kimchi?"...mahsyaaalllaaah.
Drinking is addictive...it is like diarrhea...very torturing initially but the after effect is totally syiok!..like u berak everything out n felt 10kgs lighter afterwards!
Getting tipsy is damn fun...all the stress is the world was lifted off almost immediately after downing whole cup of cocktail followed by few sips of beer...haiya i know la..damn lousy drinker la I ni....abit abit high adi...denggg
Like the canto ppl always say.."jeh jao siu sao"...(drink away all ur sorrows)...its very true indeed...
I think Im going to start picking up this new "hobby" of mine...been reading alot of blogs n most of them revolve around booze...i always wonder.y these poeple cant lay off their booze...well now mystery solved!I finally understood!
mE: Luiyan, I need to pick up drinking in order to realise my dream as a mis@#@$$..therefore i need you to teman me coz ur da master!
Nay: Eh...I just set a resolution to quit drinking.
mE: dengggg...i just set a resolution to pick up drinking n then u ffk me...dennngggg.
Nay: eh reli lo..i feel asleep on the bus n chau kung talked to me..he asked me to turn back..
mE: chau kung is what?
Nay: he who must not be denied.
mE: DEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG....
Too much la this luiyan!summore she can go n sms me halfway n said, "dontcha just feel like eating kimchi?"...mahsyaaalllaaah.
Drinking is addictive...it is like diarrhea...very torturing initially but the after effect is totally syiok!..like u berak everything out n felt 10kgs lighter afterwards!
Saturday, 1 March 2008
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