Exam period made me angsty n PMS-sty...even tho Im really not that kind of person... Im like the nicest person u have ever met okay...despite the bitchiness...nicest bitchy person...MEEEhhhhh
my main point here is...I HAVE FINISHED MY PAPER YYYAAAAAATAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
n therefore I am no longer an angsty person hooray!!! *burns all the notes n cook porridge with the fire*
Wait wait ...before tht i wanna bitch one last time first or I will not rest in peace with my Randikas n Carbs!
I dont understand how ppl can be so kiasu that they can write so much until not enough time to finish the paper then come out n KAOPEH!
They copied their answers from the answers they prepared (Open book exam) n still dont have enuf time to finish???WTF la U ARE FREAKIN COPYING ANswers already still not enuf time ah?complete WHACK!!!it make no sense.
They can even skip one whole 20marks question because they have sooo much to write for the 40marks ques...??????????????!!!!!!WALAO sometimes these people's mind really are complicated, I give up in trying to understand them...might as well cut down abit on the 40marks ques n try to complete half of the 20marks ques...as if there is a guarantee tht u will get full marks for 40marks ques!
NOONE ever gets full markS for one question OKAY As if they dont know the marking system here already haihhhh...
sekali ppl do half of the 40marks ques n half of the 20marks ques then the score come out is more than what tht person did for one whole 40marks ques...(you know what im trying to say here?NVM)
Their level of kiasuness can really feed the whole African region already!
OK but wateverr it is...I managed to finish EVERYTHING!...be it 20 40 or 100 i did everything n i have lotsa time i even can sleep for 15 mins wtfffff nah take tht suckers!!!!NYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *laughs like a hyena*
Im not trying to say tht im damn good or what laaaa..its just that i Cannot stand people whining n complaining after the paper!!!Freakin get over it laaaa who ask u to go n be so kiasu then wanna blame who now harh????exam havent started, complain...exam ended already still complain...kao peh here kao peh there also no use wat might as well go n pop some pills n die..
wELL WATEVERRRR ....HELLO TO FREEDOM....fats n calories n a wrecked LIVER hallelujah yayyyyy i have finally arrived woots woots!!!!!
Sunday, 30 November 2008
I dont get it
How people can NOT-WAKE-UP-ON-THEIR-OWN!
Dude, just set the freaking alarm n voila!You can hear your phone ringing yet cant hear your alarm???THEN JUST FREAKIN' SET YOUR ALARM AS THE SAME AS YOUR RINGTONE LAAAA OMG!!!!
Its freaking exam period now, if you cant get yourself together, Im sorry I cant help you ok...why why why must they always ask ME to wake them up when I myself am depending on my alarm n you tell me that you cant hear your alarm but can hear the sound of me knocking on your door or calling your phone??what is the freaking difference, do you have like a different sound decibel like how animals would have???.....I seriously DOOOOooonnnntt Get it!
Don't expect people like me to babysit you,it is soooo Trivial Im embarrassed to even talk about it OMG!BE responsible abit larrr... it is YOUR freaking exam, your freaking LIFE afterall.
Then u have people who constantly bug u to wake them up for Trainings, wake them up for Lectures, Wake them up for Breakfast, WAke them up for Meetings... FUCUKTAOFU what do I look like huh??a walking ALARM CLOCK isit????Then need me to WAKE U UP WHEN "You Want to Produce Babies" next time or not?...Deeeeennngggggggg.
Ultimate, "wake them up for mugging"..WTF la seriously???if u are having exams in less than 24hours....FREAKING WAKE UP N STUDY ON YOUR OWN LAAAAAAAA WALAOOOO EH!!!!Im damn Kao Peh now arghhhh...n i dont even like this word "kao peh" its so ewwwww.
I just cannot TAHAN irresponsible people Im sorry...I especially hate it when people are LATE n they give u excuses like "I overslept" n acted as if its no big deal...its waaaayyyy worse than the "Traffic jam" excuse...GGrrrrr
Yea, just ranting..this ISSUE has been Bothering me for quite some time.
P/s: Don't be offended okay Im not talking about YOU, my friend...hahaha u know who u are (tht person whom i always call to wake u up)...Im really not talking bout u...coz u are my friend Im okay with it really...im talking ppl whom im not so close to...yea dont know why ALOT of people like to ask me to wake them up...damn it i think i need plastic surgery coz my face apparently looks like an alarm clock....CHARBEEHOON!!!
Dude, just set the freaking alarm n voila!You can hear your phone ringing yet cant hear your alarm???THEN JUST FREAKIN' SET YOUR ALARM AS THE SAME AS YOUR RINGTONE LAAAA OMG!!!!
Its freaking exam period now, if you cant get yourself together, Im sorry I cant help you ok...why why why must they always ask ME to wake them up when I myself am depending on my alarm n you tell me that you cant hear your alarm but can hear the sound of me knocking on your door or calling your phone??what is the freaking difference, do you have like a different sound decibel like how animals would have???.....I seriously DOOOOooonnnntt Get it!
Don't expect people like me to babysit you,it is soooo Trivial Im embarrassed to even talk about it OMG!BE responsible abit larrr... it is YOUR freaking exam, your freaking LIFE afterall.
Then u have people who constantly bug u to wake them up for Trainings, wake them up for Lectures, Wake them up for Breakfast, WAke them up for Meetings... FUCUKTAOFU what do I look like huh??a walking ALARM CLOCK isit????Then need me to WAKE U UP WHEN "You Want to Produce Babies" next time or not?...Deeeeennngggggggg.
Ultimate, "wake them up for mugging"..WTF la seriously???if u are having exams in less than 24hours....FREAKING WAKE UP N STUDY ON YOUR OWN LAAAAAAAA WALAOOOO EH!!!!Im damn Kao Peh now arghhhh...n i dont even like this word "kao peh" its so ewwwww.
I just cannot TAHAN irresponsible people Im sorry...I especially hate it when people are LATE n they give u excuses like "I overslept" n acted as if its no big deal...its waaaayyyy worse than the "Traffic jam" excuse...GGrrrrr
Yea, just ranting..this ISSUE has been Bothering me for quite some time.
P/s: Don't be offended okay Im not talking about YOU, my friend...hahaha u know who u are (tht person whom i always call to wake u up)...Im really not talking bout u...coz u are my friend Im okay with it really...im talking ppl whom im not so close to...yea dont know why ALOT of people like to ask me to wake them up...damn it i think i need plastic surgery coz my face apparently looks like an alarm clock....CHARBEEHOON!!!
Friday, 28 November 2008
GeekymeekysqueekyJeeky
Thenggg Kiu My StOOPITT FRIEND!!!
All this starchy crap can really serve as my lunch already...
seriously, dont know how people can "crave" for this shit...not really my kind of thing la....its G-A-Y really...very G-a-y...well maybe once in a while..
I only drink REAL shitzz like Soyabean n Milk.
But i do appreciate THIS very much!!especially when trying to Study stupid module like this...HAHAHA u think u can make me sit down n study if u dont stay n disturb me?NOOOOOO never.i decide my OWN destiny....WTF la seriously im full of shit n so are you.
And I really really LOVE my bad ass Yakuza...thenng Kiu for sharing your yakuza with me.
Im such a stupid GEEK i know!...but You are ONE too however u try to deny..HAHAHAHAHAHA...we are afterall the SAME, my GEEKy Friend.
Ya' know whats the most perfect gift i wanna give u?To be able to meet u in KL n bring u watch a Malay Movie, something tht Ive been wanting to do myself...its a shame really, three yrs we've known each other, but never ONCE meet in our hometown.
F-A-T-W-A...its such a funny thing aint it?Fatwa, Fat tin, Fat Wan.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FATWAN ultimate...Fat Kai Wan Mad chicken disease ZOMG....
Well stoopitt friend..lemme tell u something...Friends Forever OK...i know, u feel like puking now...so do I...but its Quite funny right?when was the last time you said this??Primary school?
HAHAHA WTF "friends forever"...gayest thing to say besides "I love you"...
As for now, go get some Memory Pills from Farmland k?...i still find it funny when i told u the pills are from Farmland n u said "wth Farmland sounds like Nugget!"...n it is indeed a Nugget Brand after googling it...
HAHAHAHA turns out...its NatureFarm laahhh alamak sooo unCOOL wan siut!
*i think i also need those pills coz i remember the brand as Nugget brand wtf i could have killed someone ya' know dangeroussssss*
The Coffin soon ok?!!!!
All this starchy crap can really serve as my lunch already...
seriously, dont know how people can "crave" for this shit...not really my kind of thing la....its G-A-Y really...very G-a-y...well maybe once in a while..
I only drink REAL shitzz like Soyabean n Milk.
But i do appreciate THIS very much!!especially when trying to Study stupid module like this...HAHAHA u think u can make me sit down n study if u dont stay n disturb me?NOOOOOO never.i decide my OWN destiny....WTF la seriously im full of shit n so are you.
And I really really LOVE my bad ass Yakuza...thenng Kiu for sharing your yakuza with me.
Im such a stupid GEEK i know!...but You are ONE too however u try to deny..HAHAHAHAHAHA...we are afterall the SAME, my GEEKy Friend.
Ya' know whats the most perfect gift i wanna give u?To be able to meet u in KL n bring u watch a Malay Movie, something tht Ive been wanting to do myself...its a shame really, three yrs we've known each other, but never ONCE meet in our hometown.
F-A-T-W-A...its such a funny thing aint it?Fatwa, Fat tin, Fat Wan.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FATWAN ultimate...Fat Kai Wan Mad chicken disease ZOMG....
Well stoopitt friend..lemme tell u something...Friends Forever OK...i know, u feel like puking now...so do I...but its Quite funny right?when was the last time you said this??Primary school?
HAHAHA WTF "friends forever"...gayest thing to say besides "I love you"...
As for now, go get some Memory Pills from Farmland k?...i still find it funny when i told u the pills are from Farmland n u said "wth Farmland sounds like Nugget!"...n it is indeed a Nugget Brand after googling it...
HAHAHAHA turns out...its NatureFarm laahhh alamak sooo unCOOL wan siut!
*i think i also need those pills coz i remember the brand as Nugget brand wtf i could have killed someone ya' know dangeroussssss*
The Coffin soon ok?!!!!
Thursday, 27 November 2008
Sec sch 5B
I was super slack yesterday i dont feel like studying at all so i went online doing all sorts of nonsense...then i saw Surin online n i talked to her for a bit..its been a long time since i talked to her.
I then realised that all my 5B classmates are doing very well..
most of the rich ones are studying overseas (not Spore)....i was quite taken aback by the fact tht alot of my friends are going to be future doctors and lawyers... OMG...suddenly i feel like a DAMN small prawn..well not tht surprising, afterall 5B is the "TOP" class in CBN with all the rich n smart kids..(except ME boohooohoo)
Haemun, Darshla, Surin, Fasha, Seanli, Aisha (n others im not really sure who else) are currently pursuing Medicine in Russia,UK n local Unis...YAY free medical checkups!!!!!
Beena, Beulah, Aud, Yeemun, Shara are future lawyers now studying in local colleges, NUS n UK...YAY free lawyer consultation fee!!!!
Then all my other friends are all over the places.. Syarina,Sweeleng,Nicole,Anis,Karina,Eeling,Eekim,Karyin,Kitmey,
Nurayni,Ian, Pauline, Mun ee mostly in UK, Aus n local Unis doing courses like Business, Accounting n Psychology.
Not forgetting my F3 gang..(coz after F3 we are separated into Arts n Sc streams)
Banchee,Yeeloo,Shara,Syarina,Roxy,Demellza are in UK..Prie,Marini,Kokkie,Yuadyi n Szeshien in Aussie n NZ...Lim,Pauline,Aud in local unis n the rest Im not really sure coz never keep in touch already.
*most of the Chinese will go to local unis coz its cheaper, n coz my Malay frens are all Anak Datuks n therefore they are rich n all ran away overseas ahaha traitors!!!*
Damn it Im really hattin'!!!They are all overseas n Im stuck here BOOHOOHOO...n Spore is NOT overseas OK!!!!Im talking about Angmohs-Winter-Autumn-Spring kinda overseas ok!
Some even graduated n started working already
Kitmey is currently in Spore working for OCBC, Jiawei is back home working for insurance co...n Beena is even married OMG...Aud n Evie are doing freelance modelling while studying.
And of course Nayling is in Architecture and both Nay n Yeemun are in Nus with me...thank god.
5B was the craziest class made up of all sorts of crazy girls..but we are also the "Straight As" class together with another class 5U...n we always kena blacklisted as the naughty class coz when u are "smart" students u are not suppose to be crazy n noisy u are suppose to be quiet n studious...even the noisy ppl from 5U class couldnt resist to come over n make noise with us...coz they say their class too nerdy already they cannot tahan HAHA.
for our last class party we actually arranged our tables n made a mini stage in the classroom n everyone went crazy on "stage" jumping,dancing n singing crazy to Avril Lavigne OMG...then we had to close the doors to prevent teachers from seeing us...n even had "bouncers" to help us look out for teachers outside the door...WTF la really...
Well, at least i know i had five years of good secondary education in a rocking Convent school(despite all the Sahsiah shit from Alicegeorgy, my anal headmistress)...because all of us eventually grew up to become "something" in the society n Im glad to know tht all of us are in University now n noone of us became juvenile delinquents...hahaha because its really very easy to be a delinquent back in Msia if you dont have a solid education n family background.
I then realised that all my 5B classmates are doing very well..
most of the rich ones are studying overseas (not Spore)....i was quite taken aback by the fact tht alot of my friends are going to be future doctors and lawyers... OMG...suddenly i feel like a DAMN small prawn..well not tht surprising, afterall 5B is the "TOP" class in CBN with all the rich n smart kids..(except ME boohooohoo)
Haemun, Darshla, Surin, Fasha, Seanli, Aisha (n others im not really sure who else) are currently pursuing Medicine in Russia,UK n local Unis...YAY free medical checkups!!!!!
Beena, Beulah, Aud, Yeemun, Shara are future lawyers now studying in local colleges, NUS n UK...YAY free lawyer consultation fee!!!!
Then all my other friends are all over the places.. Syarina,Sweeleng,Nicole,Anis,Karina,Eeling,Eekim,Karyin,Kitmey,
Nurayni,Ian, Pauline, Mun ee mostly in UK, Aus n local Unis doing courses like Business, Accounting n Psychology.
Not forgetting my F3 gang..(coz after F3 we are separated into Arts n Sc streams)
Banchee,Yeeloo,Shara,Syarina,Roxy,Demellza are in UK..Prie,Marini,Kokkie,Yuadyi n Szeshien in Aussie n NZ...Lim,Pauline,Aud in local unis n the rest Im not really sure coz never keep in touch already.
*most of the Chinese will go to local unis coz its cheaper, n coz my Malay frens are all Anak Datuks n therefore they are rich n all ran away overseas ahaha traitors!!!*
Damn it Im really hattin'!!!They are all overseas n Im stuck here BOOHOOHOO...n Spore is NOT overseas OK!!!!Im talking about Angmohs-Winter-Autumn-Spring kinda overseas ok!
Some even graduated n started working already
Kitmey is currently in Spore working for OCBC, Jiawei is back home working for insurance co...n Beena is even married OMG...Aud n Evie are doing freelance modelling while studying.
And of course Nayling is in Architecture and both Nay n Yeemun are in Nus with me...thank god.
5B was the craziest class made up of all sorts of crazy girls..but we are also the "Straight As" class together with another class 5U...n we always kena blacklisted as the naughty class coz when u are "smart" students u are not suppose to be crazy n noisy u are suppose to be quiet n studious...even the noisy ppl from 5U class couldnt resist to come over n make noise with us...coz they say their class too nerdy already they cannot tahan HAHA.
for our last class party we actually arranged our tables n made a mini stage in the classroom n everyone went crazy on "stage" jumping,dancing n singing crazy to Avril Lavigne OMG...then we had to close the doors to prevent teachers from seeing us...n even had "bouncers" to help us look out for teachers outside the door...WTF la really...
Well, at least i know i had five years of good secondary education in a rocking Convent school(despite all the Sahsiah shit from Alicegeorgy, my anal headmistress)...because all of us eventually grew up to become "something" in the society n Im glad to know tht all of us are in University now n noone of us became juvenile delinquents...hahaha because its really very easy to be a delinquent back in Msia if you dont have a solid education n family background.
Of Dogs n brother
I just read Chunbitch's post about her Tammychihuahua...so funny can die...but but but..i still dislike DOGS...meeehhh..in fact, all animals...n KIDS...n lotsa other things...maybe Im a robot hmmmmmmmmmm...
Speaking of dogs...i dont hate them la..i just dislike them...coz they like to lick u everywhere n their saliva will be all over you like ewwww i cant stand tht everrrrr.
Pet peeve...literally.PET peeve....geddit??
N this brings me to my main point of this post...IRONICALLY i do have a DOG!OMGGGG yea wateverrrr shut up.
well its actually not MINE la its family property laaaa..no, its actually my brother's la coz he likes to pick up stray dogs n make them his pet awwwwww so shhweeetttt yea yea wateverrr we have different genes maybe my parents pick me up from dustbin or sumthing.
OK speaking of my brother, he started picking up stray dogs since he was 12...n the saddest thing for him was, his dogs always "leave" one after another...
OK so he had his first ever dog n he named him "DAO DAO"...a white color breed between shepherd and cattle dog (wtf i just google the breed i know nuts about dogs if ur thinking wow im so smart about dogs suddenly NOOO i am not!)
Daodao is a middleage dog if im not wrong...but this is a very loyal dog...she stayed with us for the longest time...i actually like Daodao alot...n i actually touched Her Omg.....coz yea im a bitch tht way, i dont touch dogs.
OK then My brother went on to pick up another puppy n named him "Lucky"...this one was really a stray dog i dont really know the breed...but its very very cute coz its still a puppy ma right...
wahlao speaking of naming his dogs...Wtf man he really anyhow la...but then..pardon him, he was only 12 back then!
n I am not being very helpful to him either...in fact he did asked me before to give names to his puppy...but i was being very guailan i just went "Haiyah anything la so lame wan"...hahaha Kesian him..then after he named them already i will still go n laugh at him coz the names all damn Cannotmakeit.
OK then "DAO DAO" was being very motherly to "Lucky" n Lucky always bites onto Daodao's fur n clinged onto her n Daodao will try her very best to fling Lucky away...hahaha damn Funny!!!i always laugh like mad whenever tht happened.
Then One day, Lucky got very very sick....due to diseases coz they are strays so therefore have weak immune systems...n my brother was too young to understand then, to send them for injection, checkups etc...
Lucky was lying helplessly on the floor n my brother picked him up n put him into a box n he ran to the petshop near my house with his gang of friends following him with their bicycles...Both my parents are working so noone is around to help him out...such poor thing really, for a child to handle such situation.
I was feeling rather sad n i somehow knew tht Lucky wouldnt make it...n so both me n my maid waited at the gate for him to return....n sadly, my brother came back with the box...n it was COVERED with a cloth!very very sad i almost teared i swear!...then he put the box onto the floor n ran inside his room n cry...really damn sad lorrrr for a 12 year old kid...haiiih...then my maid just buried Lucky at the back area of our house...
NOt long after that..my brother picked up another puppy similar breed to Lucky...he named him "Boyboy" or something like tht i cant rmbr...it was a very cute light brown puppy...n sadly...it happened again...this time, "Boyboy" didnt die of illness...he died by accident...coz he "escaped" thru the gap of the gate n was ran by a car....OMGGG my grandma told me the next day n she asked my dad to quickly bury Boyboy n dont let my brother see...thank god he didnt see it...but this time he wasnt really that sad i think...coz Boyboy didnt stay with us very long n my bro didnt actually witness the whole painful incident as compared to the first one.
N then...guess what...not long after that..it was DAOdao's turn to go...i wasnt around when this happened...n when i came back, my sis told me tht Daodao is gone...i was asking her "where is daodao" n she said "dao dao die already lorr"..n i was like "WHATTTT??"...OMG Im damn sad coz Daodao was actually the first dog ever n i like Daodao alot!....she is a very very loyal dog...then i asked my sis "Hows Kor kor's reaction then?"...then she said "He nothing lorrr not sad at all"...turned out, I am the sad wan...aiiihhhh
I guess my brother is getting used to the whole thing already.....
Then after a few months, he couldnt refuse picking up another puppy...This is a White color Terrier which is not a stray dog breed...he got it from his friend whose dog has just given birth to many puppies...He name Him "QDee"...wtf kinda name is tht right seriously HAHAHa!!...i think its suppose to be "Cutie" la then we anyhow say say say until become "QDee"...my dad even funnier he go n say "Cuti-cuti" wtfff...he was like "aiyo dunno what your brother name this dog what Cudy,cuti dunno what la haiya"...then my dad kept calling the dog "Cuti"...HAHAHAA sooo funny!
Well of course, Cuti/Qdee/Cutie stayed with us til now....
Qdee is indeed a very very emotional dog...when my cousin gave her doggy to my brother for few days to take care coz she is going on a holiday, Qdee was sooooo jealous He went on a Strike!...he refused to eat can u believe it??n my brother went tuition so noone was around to "console" Qdee...only Me n my maid...
My only hope is my sister but she was at my neighbour's house so i called Sherene up n consulted her...she is a dog expert afterall.
Qdee was sooo emo he hid under the chairs n refused to come out...normally when food arrive, he will just chiong all the way n finish up everything...then Sherene told me to go n stroke him n talk to him n i was like "WOMAN ARE U MAD??TALK TO HIM???n i cant stroke him coz i BATHE already so im damn clean now"...
then she scolded me like mad la say i damn bitchy n stuff....Sherene lovesss her dog n treats her like a princess...her dog is super pampered n looks damn bitchy n very very white n fluffy like a cotton candy...no joke wei...tht woman even named her Dog PAMELA!!!WTF la seriously no wonder her dog is literally a bitch..
then she told me to go n sayang Qdee...haiiihhh i did it la...i went to talk to him can u belif it?OMG...weird...then i went to stroke him abit n finally he ate!!!hahahaha wow dogs love me afterall...no joke man dogs are damn kao emo wan dont ever mess with their feelings.
Its not that i hate animals or im heartless...its just that, its very very painful when u established this certain bond n then they leave you one by one...which is why I dont get too close to my brother's dog...
P/S: i asked Yenny why her sister only favors "Papi" n doesnt like "Candy"..(Papi n Candy are her two dogs in Batam damn cute n furry)...coz i always hear her Sis says "papi papi" n never calls Candy...i thought her sister sexist of what, she only likes the male one haha.
Then Yenny said "Because Candy is a disgusting WOMAN!!she shits everywhere n always eats alot n even eats Papi's share"....OMG "disgusting woman" wtf la yenny!such description...laugh until mad wanna die lor...i think "Papi" is such a funny n cute name!
Speaking of dogs...i dont hate them la..i just dislike them...coz they like to lick u everywhere n their saliva will be all over you like ewwww i cant stand tht everrrrr.
Pet peeve...literally.PET peeve....geddit??
N this brings me to my main point of this post...IRONICALLY i do have a DOG!OMGGGG yea wateverrrr shut up.
well its actually not MINE la its family property laaaa..no, its actually my brother's la coz he likes to pick up stray dogs n make them his pet awwwwww so shhweeetttt yea yea wateverrr we have different genes maybe my parents pick me up from dustbin or sumthing.
OK speaking of my brother, he started picking up stray dogs since he was 12...n the saddest thing for him was, his dogs always "leave" one after another...
OK so he had his first ever dog n he named him "DAO DAO"...a white color breed between shepherd and cattle dog (wtf i just google the breed i know nuts about dogs if ur thinking wow im so smart about dogs suddenly NOOO i am not!)
Daodao is a middleage dog if im not wrong...but this is a very loyal dog...she stayed with us for the longest time...i actually like Daodao alot...n i actually touched Her Omg.....coz yea im a bitch tht way, i dont touch dogs.
OK then My brother went on to pick up another puppy n named him "Lucky"...this one was really a stray dog i dont really know the breed...but its very very cute coz its still a puppy ma right...
wahlao speaking of naming his dogs...Wtf man he really anyhow la...but then..pardon him, he was only 12 back then!
n I am not being very helpful to him either...in fact he did asked me before to give names to his puppy...but i was being very guailan i just went "Haiyah anything la so lame wan"...hahaha Kesian him..then after he named them already i will still go n laugh at him coz the names all damn Cannotmakeit.
OK then "DAO DAO" was being very motherly to "Lucky" n Lucky always bites onto Daodao's fur n clinged onto her n Daodao will try her very best to fling Lucky away...hahaha damn Funny!!!i always laugh like mad whenever tht happened.
Then One day, Lucky got very very sick....due to diseases coz they are strays so therefore have weak immune systems...n my brother was too young to understand then, to send them for injection, checkups etc...
Lucky was lying helplessly on the floor n my brother picked him up n put him into a box n he ran to the petshop near my house with his gang of friends following him with their bicycles...Both my parents are working so noone is around to help him out...such poor thing really, for a child to handle such situation.
I was feeling rather sad n i somehow knew tht Lucky wouldnt make it...n so both me n my maid waited at the gate for him to return....n sadly, my brother came back with the box...n it was COVERED with a cloth!very very sad i almost teared i swear!...then he put the box onto the floor n ran inside his room n cry...really damn sad lorrrr for a 12 year old kid...haiiih...then my maid just buried Lucky at the back area of our house...
NOt long after that..my brother picked up another puppy similar breed to Lucky...he named him "Boyboy" or something like tht i cant rmbr...it was a very cute light brown puppy...n sadly...it happened again...this time, "Boyboy" didnt die of illness...he died by accident...coz he "escaped" thru the gap of the gate n was ran by a car....OMGGG my grandma told me the next day n she asked my dad to quickly bury Boyboy n dont let my brother see...thank god he didnt see it...but this time he wasnt really that sad i think...coz Boyboy didnt stay with us very long n my bro didnt actually witness the whole painful incident as compared to the first one.
N then...guess what...not long after that..it was DAOdao's turn to go...i wasnt around when this happened...n when i came back, my sis told me tht Daodao is gone...i was asking her "where is daodao" n she said "dao dao die already lorr"..n i was like "WHATTTT??"...OMG Im damn sad coz Daodao was actually the first dog ever n i like Daodao alot!....she is a very very loyal dog...then i asked my sis "Hows Kor kor's reaction then?"...then she said "He nothing lorrr not sad at all"...turned out, I am the sad wan...aiiihhhh
I guess my brother is getting used to the whole thing already.....
Then after a few months, he couldnt refuse picking up another puppy...This is a White color Terrier which is not a stray dog breed...he got it from his friend whose dog has just given birth to many puppies...He name Him "QDee"...wtf kinda name is tht right seriously HAHAHa!!...i think its suppose to be "Cutie" la then we anyhow say say say until become "QDee"...my dad even funnier he go n say "Cuti-cuti" wtfff...he was like "aiyo dunno what your brother name this dog what Cudy,cuti dunno what la haiya"...then my dad kept calling the dog "Cuti"...HAHAHAA sooo funny!
Well of course, Cuti/Qdee/Cutie stayed with us til now....
Qdee is indeed a very very emotional dog...when my cousin gave her doggy to my brother for few days to take care coz she is going on a holiday, Qdee was sooooo jealous He went on a Strike!...he refused to eat can u believe it??n my brother went tuition so noone was around to "console" Qdee...only Me n my maid...
My only hope is my sister but she was at my neighbour's house so i called Sherene up n consulted her...she is a dog expert afterall.
Qdee was sooo emo he hid under the chairs n refused to come out...normally when food arrive, he will just chiong all the way n finish up everything...then Sherene told me to go n stroke him n talk to him n i was like "WOMAN ARE U MAD??TALK TO HIM???n i cant stroke him coz i BATHE already so im damn clean now"...
then she scolded me like mad la say i damn bitchy n stuff....Sherene lovesss her dog n treats her like a princess...her dog is super pampered n looks damn bitchy n very very white n fluffy like a cotton candy...no joke wei...tht woman even named her Dog PAMELA!!!WTF la seriously no wonder her dog is literally a bitch..
then she told me to go n sayang Qdee...haiiihhh i did it la...i went to talk to him can u belif it?OMG...weird...then i went to stroke him abit n finally he ate!!!hahahaha wow dogs love me afterall...no joke man dogs are damn kao emo wan dont ever mess with their feelings.
Its not that i hate animals or im heartless...its just that, its very very painful when u established this certain bond n then they leave you one by one...which is why I dont get too close to my brother's dog...
P/S: i asked Yenny why her sister only favors "Papi" n doesnt like "Candy"..(Papi n Candy are her two dogs in Batam damn cute n furry)...coz i always hear her Sis says "papi papi" n never calls Candy...i thought her sister sexist of what, she only likes the male one haha.
Then Yenny said "Because Candy is a disgusting WOMAN!!she shits everywhere n always eats alot n even eats Papi's share"....OMG "disgusting woman" wtf la yenny!such description...laugh until mad wanna die lor...i think "Papi" is such a funny n cute name!
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
GH-ing after Law
YESSHHHH Im 75percent Done..just like how My ideal Steak suppose to be...
Just finished Development Law paper, my fav module throughout my five sems here in NUS....i really really LIKE this module alot....mostly because of the lecturer, Ms Alice....She is a great lecturer i respect her alot alot alot....always so eager to help the students and she never once fail to make everyone listen attentively to her during lectures.
i hope the coming batch of students will learn how to appreciate her as much as I do...awwwwwww....Ms. Alice you rock!!!!
*Yenny asked me to pay tribute to her thru my post*..hahah pay tribute to her here then when she go n google her name she will find my blog then she will give me A+!...yay tell me Im smart!
I forgot to do the online teaching assessment n i didnt realised tht there is a dateline...DAMN now i cant vote her for the best lecturer award....but again, i think she made an impact on everyone...so yea, I hope she wins again this year!shame on all of you who didnt give her a GREAT feedback!
Actually I dont really care even if I got a C for this module..coz this is the only module tht I really truly enjoyed....i attended every single lectures n gave my fullest attention...*only fell asleep ONCE coz really damn sleepy cannot tahan coz the topic is damn dry n im damn tired after blast wtff excuses la wateverrr*
I even webcasted the one lecture tht i couldnt attend coz its a make-up....damn semangat weiiii i cant believe myself either!well its all worthwhile..no regrets.
*well of course,i lied about getting the C...i'll be crushed la of course,duh!*
It felt sooo good after my paper today....afterall this is my last "hardcore" paper..so now i can slack a little coz my final paper is on Mon n its a talk cock module..so.....
the Previous day Yenny n I agreed to GUITAR HERO at PGP after our paper!!!!!!!!!WOOHOOOHOOOO lovesss it....i even wore my fave rockchick shirt n skinny jeans to look all rockstar n stuff....i went fully prepared weiii dont mess okay~
OMG damn Camwhore wei *cough* G-A-Y *cough*, yuck... i am totally disgusted by myself....fine la fine la laugh at me la wateverrr
so after our paper we went straight to PGP....n GH-ed for TWO hours!!!....n we didnt get enuf sleep the night before....now both of us are Mad Tired but Mad Happy too!n so i went to grab two cans of My fav Coconut juice from downstairs n off we went into the dark n sleazy room....WWWOOOHOOHOOO....apparently Yenny also lovessss Coconut juice hahaha no wonder we two are BFF in SDE WAHAHAHHAAHAHA what shit....she told me tht KR vending machine sells them for 1.10..here ten cent cheaper...WTF she even knows the "market value" for coconut juice waaahhh means she actually loves them more than I do DAMN!
n i think im getting better at GH already...i can play Medium stage quite well already yay!I always knew i have musical talent...i am afterall, a violinist...HAHAHA GG....errr yea i actually learned violin last time sssshhh ok shut up pretend u never know this i forget everything already!
That ladyperson there is damn tak chill n unflexible laaaa.. we played extra 15mins also she wanna "keh kao" charged us $1.50 more WTFFFF!!!where got such thing wan!!!!the fact that she even knows how to calculate n break down the cost bothers me alot!
damn where is that GUYperson, i want that guyperson la he is damn nice never charge us extra wan (or maybe coz he dont know how to count n break down the cost HAHAHA lovess it)
After Gh-ing we acted all touristy n ate Vietnamese dessert at the canteen....COOL man they have Viet dessert!!!!quite nice but portion damn small..BOOHOOOHOOO....i dont care if its fattening I want a bigger portion!!!!d'ya hear me you skinny Viet ppl?!!!start eating bigger portion of food will ya'!!!!
Chng Teng Viet Style...damn alot of stuff inside as compared to the normal Chinese Chng Teng...Niiicceeee.
Tapioca Banana dessert...super nice i love this one!!but this is the SMALL portion wan BOOHOOOHOOO....
i know la its damn fattening if eat too much...Boohoohooo i dont care i wanna eat big big bowl just like my BOWL..have u seen them??oh trust me...its really big okay come visit my room i show u my bowl, n excuse miiiii no Pun intended here OKayyy i am clean that way ok wtffff wateverrrrr I am feeling very Happy today n i love my Law lecturer, i am even thinking whether I should be a law student but then i cant coz my England is not tht Powderful so haih life is unfair tht way imma get over it.....Ok Bai!
Just finished Development Law paper, my fav module throughout my five sems here in NUS....i really really LIKE this module alot....mostly because of the lecturer, Ms Alice....She is a great lecturer i respect her alot alot alot....always so eager to help the students and she never once fail to make everyone listen attentively to her during lectures.
i hope the coming batch of students will learn how to appreciate her as much as I do...awwwwwww....Ms. Alice you rock!!!!
*Yenny asked me to pay tribute to her thru my post*..hahah pay tribute to her here then when she go n google her name she will find my blog then she will give me A+!...yay tell me Im smart!
I forgot to do the online teaching assessment n i didnt realised tht there is a dateline...DAMN now i cant vote her for the best lecturer award....but again, i think she made an impact on everyone...so yea, I hope she wins again this year!shame on all of you who didnt give her a GREAT feedback!
Actually I dont really care even if I got a C for this module..coz this is the only module tht I really truly enjoyed....i attended every single lectures n gave my fullest attention...*only fell asleep ONCE coz really damn sleepy cannot tahan coz the topic is damn dry n im damn tired after blast wtff excuses la wateverrr*
I even webcasted the one lecture tht i couldnt attend coz its a make-up....damn semangat weiiii i cant believe myself either!well its all worthwhile..no regrets.
*well of course,i lied about getting the C...i'll be crushed la of course,duh!*
It felt sooo good after my paper today....afterall this is my last "hardcore" paper..so now i can slack a little coz my final paper is on Mon n its a talk cock module..so.....
the Previous day Yenny n I agreed to GUITAR HERO at PGP after our paper!!!!!!!!!WOOHOOOHOOOO lovesss it....i even wore my fave rockchick shirt n skinny jeans to look all rockstar n stuff....i went fully prepared weiii dont mess okay~
OMG damn Camwhore wei *cough* G-A-Y *cough*, yuck... i am totally disgusted by myself....fine la fine la laugh at me la wateverrr
so after our paper we went straight to PGP....n GH-ed for TWO hours!!!....n we didnt get enuf sleep the night before....now both of us are Mad Tired but Mad Happy too!n so i went to grab two cans of My fav Coconut juice from downstairs n off we went into the dark n sleazy room....WWWOOOHOOHOOO....apparently Yenny also lovessss Coconut juice hahaha no wonder we two are BFF in SDE WAHAHAHHAAHAHA what shit....she told me tht KR vending machine sells them for 1.10..here ten cent cheaper...WTF she even knows the "market value" for coconut juice waaahhh means she actually loves them more than I do DAMN!
n i think im getting better at GH already...i can play Medium stage quite well already yay!I always knew i have musical talent...i am afterall, a violinist...HAHAHA GG....errr yea i actually learned violin last time sssshhh ok shut up pretend u never know this i forget everything already!
That ladyperson there is damn tak chill n unflexible laaaa.. we played extra 15mins also she wanna "keh kao" charged us $1.50 more WTFFFF!!!where got such thing wan!!!!the fact that she even knows how to calculate n break down the cost bothers me alot!
damn where is that GUYperson, i want that guyperson la he is damn nice never charge us extra wan (or maybe coz he dont know how to count n break down the cost HAHAHA lovess it)
After Gh-ing we acted all touristy n ate Vietnamese dessert at the canteen....COOL man they have Viet dessert!!!!quite nice but portion damn small..BOOHOOOHOOO....i dont care if its fattening I want a bigger portion!!!!d'ya hear me you skinny Viet ppl?!!!start eating bigger portion of food will ya'!!!!
Chng Teng Viet Style...damn alot of stuff inside as compared to the normal Chinese Chng Teng...Niiicceeee.
Tapioca Banana dessert...super nice i love this one!!but this is the SMALL portion wan BOOHOOOHOOO....
i know la its damn fattening if eat too much...Boohoohooo i dont care i wanna eat big big bowl just like my BOWL..have u seen them??oh trust me...its really big okay come visit my room i show u my bowl, n excuse miiiii no Pun intended here OKayyy i am clean that way ok wtffff wateverrrrr I am feeling very Happy today n i love my Law lecturer, i am even thinking whether I should be a law student but then i cant coz my England is not tht Powderful so haih life is unfair tht way imma get over it.....Ok Bai!
Monday, 24 November 2008
100 is the bomb
It turned out expectedly...GG to the MAX!... investment is down the drain....its fucking hard tell me who can do it seriously...*i know some ppl can la duh..yala yala im the stupidest la wateverrr*
Zero Beta...WHATTHEFUCK is a fucking ZeroBeta seriously????isit even within our scope?
Equation line n graph...do we even have the time for that given that we fucking spent one hours doing just fucking BTIRR/ATIRR/NPV/IRR with like five fucking cash pro forma/cash flow tables n punching our calculators like bunch of maddies n that is just ONE fucking ques n we have like one n a half hours left for 10 more MCQs n 3 more very fucking long Calculation questions!!!
I tell u, the lecturers think too highly of us...they must have thought tht we worked for Freddie Mac or Fannie May or sumthing n then ended up in NUS coz we lost our jobs due to the financial turmoil...*OOOOooooppppssss*(internal joke)
Checked my seating Number before i went off to bed this morning...freakin' Number 100!!...God is totally rubbing this in my face.
beautiful numbers are bad sign!!well at least for this module, which is all about numbers numbers n more numbers.
i totally see it comin'.....coz usually i always get boring numbers like 95, 96, 89 or 87 ,stuff like tht.
then as I walked into the exam hall this morning, i thought as usual my seat will always be near the back row so i just automatically walked all the way to the back....
Oh, then turns out its at the first table in front.. smack in front of the microphone n whiteboard summore....guhhhhreeat...i was thinking "hallelujah, stab me with a pen now"
My seat was near the invigilators and they were discussing discussing discussing discussing DISCUSSING dont know what shit n would not fucking shut their mouths, i was SO fucking pissed i cant concentrate n was at my breaking point tht i almost wanted to shout at them "Can u all please fucking Shut up already!!!".......then of course tht would be the end of my semester here if i were to pull a heroic act like that...n so i did the usual show-n-tell antics... crazy frantic notes flippin', hair pullin', papers falling everywhere, cant find my pen cant find my highlighter... gosh it was a damn mess for real, no kidding....Gawd why cant people just get THE HINT already are they seriously that dumb!bleeehhhhh
I have not cussed SO much especially for a Paper...gosh...usually i only do it nonverbally...pardon me if I accidentally do it verbally....its already "In" me these days, cant help it really...i will stop once exams are over..its a vicious cycle really...just like PMS-ing...they always come n go..
urrghhh, this must be the suckiest paper everrrrr....but again, its over so yea...rest my case...im going to die on my bed now.bye!
Zero Beta...WHATTHEFUCK is a fucking ZeroBeta seriously????isit even within our scope?
Equation line n graph...do we even have the time for that given that we fucking spent one hours doing just fucking BTIRR/ATIRR/NPV/IRR with like five fucking cash pro forma/cash flow tables n punching our calculators like bunch of maddies n that is just ONE fucking ques n we have like one n a half hours left for 10 more MCQs n 3 more very fucking long Calculation questions!!!
I tell u, the lecturers think too highly of us...they must have thought tht we worked for Freddie Mac or Fannie May or sumthing n then ended up in NUS coz we lost our jobs due to the financial turmoil...*OOOOooooppppssss*(internal joke)
Checked my seating Number before i went off to bed this morning...freakin' Number 100!!...God is totally rubbing this in my face.
beautiful numbers are bad sign!!well at least for this module, which is all about numbers numbers n more numbers.
i totally see it comin'.....coz usually i always get boring numbers like 95, 96, 89 or 87 ,stuff like tht.
then as I walked into the exam hall this morning, i thought as usual my seat will always be near the back row so i just automatically walked all the way to the back....
Oh, then turns out its at the first table in front.. smack in front of the microphone n whiteboard summore....guhhhhreeat...i was thinking "hallelujah, stab me with a pen now"
My seat was near the invigilators and they were discussing discussing discussing discussing DISCUSSING dont know what shit n would not fucking shut their mouths, i was SO fucking pissed i cant concentrate n was at my breaking point tht i almost wanted to shout at them "Can u all please fucking Shut up already!!!".......then of course tht would be the end of my semester here if i were to pull a heroic act like that...n so i did the usual show-n-tell antics... crazy frantic notes flippin', hair pullin', papers falling everywhere, cant find my pen cant find my highlighter... gosh it was a damn mess for real, no kidding....Gawd why cant people just get THE HINT already are they seriously that dumb!bleeehhhhh
I have not cussed SO much especially for a Paper...gosh...usually i only do it nonverbally...pardon me if I accidentally do it verbally....its already "In" me these days, cant help it really...i will stop once exams are over..its a vicious cycle really...just like PMS-ing...they always come n go..
urrghhh, this must be the suckiest paper everrrrr....but again, its over so yea...rest my case...im going to die on my bed now.bye!
Here I go again
Investment is totally stressing me out...i am only hoping for a Pass this time..im serious...too god damn tough, its seriously not funny anymore.
Ive been planting my butt on my chair for hours n hours...by right i shouldnt just be aiming for Pass yea?DAMN i dont fucking care anymore this is too hard...i might be planting my butt for hours...but hey,there are others, no wait make it ALL..yea all of them...i bet u, they are mugging their asses off....suddenly hours n hours of studying doesnt seem long anymore....beat them i dare u...overnight in airport....overnight in Macs..Library..sumthing..wateverrrr...n dont even mention the internet....n here i am ranting away...i dont fucking care la seriously, dont fucking judge me.
Understanding notes n formulas is no longer sufficient...u have to finish all the past yr papers (Without ever finding out answers)...where got time laah seriously....im only walking on thin ice now struggling just to understand the whole thing....n just when i thought THAT itself is an accomplishment...GGGG....my peers have progressed waaaayyyyy further.....tackling all the past years n stuff....its not tht I am stupid, its just that everyone is smarter..or rather, million times more hardworking than me...screw the Bellcurve fucking bell fucking curve fuck them all!
N i fucking hate people who pull a "Wah u still got time to online/blog/drama/msn etc no need to study ah" on me....WTF la seriously...THIS is called life ok...do u fucking have one?
I am not making excuses really, trust me I do study like crazy but just not 24fuckin7....
Ok then u might say "screw u bitch, y do u even come here if u cant stand the pressure"...which i will then try my very best to answer this million dollar ques.
"Yes i am a fucking idiot thank u very much, but i cant fucking turn back now n all i can do is rant/bitch/sulk"
BLAAAHHH i want to dieeeee now.i hate this Mugging country.
Ive been planting my butt on my chair for hours n hours...by right i shouldnt just be aiming for Pass yea?DAMN i dont fucking care anymore this is too hard...i might be planting my butt for hours...but hey,there are others, no wait make it ALL..yea all of them...i bet u, they are mugging their asses off....suddenly hours n hours of studying doesnt seem long anymore....beat them i dare u...overnight in airport....overnight in Macs..Library..sumthing..wateverrrr...n dont even mention the internet....n here i am ranting away...i dont fucking care la seriously, dont fucking judge me.
Understanding notes n formulas is no longer sufficient...u have to finish all the past yr papers (Without ever finding out answers)...where got time laah seriously....im only walking on thin ice now struggling just to understand the whole thing....n just when i thought THAT itself is an accomplishment...GGGG....my peers have progressed waaaayyyyy further.....tackling all the past years n stuff....its not tht I am stupid, its just that everyone is smarter..or rather, million times more hardworking than me...screw the Bellcurve fucking bell fucking curve fuck them all!
N i fucking hate people who pull a "Wah u still got time to online/blog/drama/msn etc no need to study ah" on me....WTF la seriously...THIS is called life ok...do u fucking have one?
I am not making excuses really, trust me I do study like crazy but just not 24fuckin7....
Ok then u might say "screw u bitch, y do u even come here if u cant stand the pressure"...which i will then try my very best to answer this million dollar ques.
"Yes i am a fucking idiot thank u very much, but i cant fucking turn back now n all i can do is rant/bitch/sulk"
BLAAAHHH i want to dieeeee now.i hate this Mugging country.
Saturday, 22 November 2008
Im too bored wateverrr...
I am super BORED...study week is draining urggghhh...
Just finished ONE paper today n felt as if my exams are over...well i bet all of u have this same feeling everytime u finished One paper...n u will just come back n slack n not do anything even tho you still have like three more papers to go...GG...
I came back n slack n finished up my JAP drama...ZOMFG I super love this drama to death....because because because.....
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screamsssssssssss like a beyotch*
MY NEW LOVER OMGGGGG I LOVE HIM TO DEATH....he is too damn hot too damn hot too daayyyuuummmm HOT..............
This drama is called Absolute Boyfriend....its about this guy who made a Robot to serve as an Ideal Lover for Women...(I would totally buy this Robot even if i have to slave my ass off forever to pay off installment....its 100,000million yen go figure how much is tht)...n the Robot is soooo FINE baby so so so FINE....
And he is super duper SWEET too...go watch this drama u will die of sweetness i tell you!!!if only i can find a guy like this.....*sigghhh*
More drooling.....go ahead
Hayami Mokomichi, born 1984 (OMG only two years older than me damn IDEAL age, got chance got chance got HIGH chance YAY!!!!)...
n he is freakin'186CM!!! (i love tall guys i love tall guys i love tall guysssss!!!)
Awwwwwwwwwwwww *die of diabetes*.....(carrying the "girlfriend" in the drama...tht lucky bitch!)
This scene is where he "DIVED" into the sea to catch a fish to make dinner for the girlfriend AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW sweetttttttttttttt...(even tho its damn STUPID to dive into the sea WTF but when he is the ONE doing it, then its OKAY, stupid also become sweet ok!n he is a robot, so shut up!!!!)
In the drama, the girlfriend is living on a tight budget trying to finance the installment (coz HE is expensive like duh..he is soooo HOT sure exp la).....n HE will everyday go n find those supermarket brochure with promotion n tell her
"Riko, fish is only 80yen n bean is 10yen Im going to buy later to cook for u"...OMGGGGG how
lovely arrgghhhh totally can die lorrrr....
This is the Omelette Rice tht he make for her everyday....*envious*
OMGGGG lovin' his tanned skin hahaha Im going crazy already wateverrrr...
This is the part where he told the GF "You said your ideal boyfriend must be Sexy right?Am I sexy now Riko?"....then he went n do Push ups n stuff...HAHAHAHA ..
N coz he is a robot therefore he dont sweat...so he sprayed water on his body to obtain the "Sexy" effect....CUTE or not u say????
I know Im too OLD for this shit la...this whole obsession thingy is only for teenager blablablabla shut up wateverr i dont care.....go n judge your DOG or sumthing if u wanna waste time judging me...meeeehhhh wateverrrrrr
I was sooo excited bout this drama series tht i went N told Panda the other day....n she went "cheyyy watched before long time ago la, u damn slow"...*potong steam*
just when i thought im damn "In"...now i know why panda likes Jap shows...the guys are reli reli HOT...i always think Jap guys are like skinny n girly n pretty....but NO!!!THIS proves me wronggggg so so WRONG.
IS THIS GAY??is this PRETTY???NOOO this is TALL,DARK,HANDSOME........and ASIAN...GG
An Asian who fits the Angmoh criteria..totally lovess it...*dont like angmohs yuck...now i found my true love..w.tf*
simply too HOT...psssss
This is HIM waiting for me on our first Date...AHAHAHA ....hoiii a girl can dream alright!!!!
Imagine you wake up n see THIS every morning...OMG i would trade ONE year of my life for this....*hana hana Im a cheapo la wateverr life is still too precious to waste it on a Hot guu...oh wait i take back my word ....ok 3 years 3 years is as far as i would go fine*
I will love him even if he looked like
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AHBENG/LALA chai selling VCDs in JB HAHAHAHA...lovesss it...this must be his younger years....its okay...he is still the Hottest ah beng...im an ahlian/lala mui at heart (WTF)....
so i guess we are compatible afterall... YAY!!!!!
Just finished ONE paper today n felt as if my exams are over...well i bet all of u have this same feeling everytime u finished One paper...n u will just come back n slack n not do anything even tho you still have like three more papers to go...GG...
I came back n slack n finished up my JAP drama...ZOMFG I super love this drama to death....because because because.....
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screamsssssssssss like a beyotch*MY NEW LOVER OMGGGGG I LOVE HIM TO DEATH....he is too damn hot too damn hot too daayyyuuummmm HOT..............
This drama is called Absolute Boyfriend....its about this guy who made a Robot to serve as an Ideal Lover for Women...(I would totally buy this Robot even if i have to slave my ass off forever to pay off installment....its 100,000million yen go figure how much is tht)...n the Robot is soooo FINE baby so so so FINE....And he is super duper SWEET too...go watch this drama u will die of sweetness i tell you!!!if only i can find a guy like this.....*sigghhh*
More drooling.....go ahead
Hayami Mokomichi, born 1984 (OMG only two years older than me damn IDEAL age, got chance got chance got HIGH chance YAY!!!!)...n he is freakin'186CM!!! (i love tall guys i love tall guys i love tall guysssss!!!)
Awwwwwwwwwwwww *die of diabetes*.....(carrying the "girlfriend" in the drama...tht lucky bitch!)
This scene is where he "DIVED" into the sea to catch a fish to make dinner for the girlfriend AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW sweetttttttttttttt...(even tho its damn STUPID to dive into the sea WTF but when he is the ONE doing it, then its OKAY, stupid also become sweet ok!n he is a robot, so shut up!!!!)In the drama, the girlfriend is living on a tight budget trying to finance the installment (coz HE is expensive like duh..he is soooo HOT sure exp la).....n HE will everyday go n find those supermarket brochure with promotion n tell her
"Riko, fish is only 80yen n bean is 10yen Im going to buy later to cook for u"...OMGGGGG how
lovely arrgghhhh totally can die lorrrr....
This is the Omelette Rice tht he make for her everyday....*envious*
OMGGGG lovin' his tanned skin hahaha Im going crazy already wateverrrr...This is the part where he told the GF "You said your ideal boyfriend must be Sexy right?Am I sexy now Riko?"....then he went n do Push ups n stuff...HAHAHAHA ..
N coz he is a robot therefore he dont sweat...so he sprayed water on his body to obtain the "Sexy" effect....CUTE or not u say????
I know Im too OLD for this shit la...this whole obsession thingy is only for teenager blablablabla shut up wateverr i dont care.....go n judge your DOG or sumthing if u wanna waste time judging me...meeeehhhh wateverrrrrr
I was sooo excited bout this drama series tht i went N told Panda the other day....n she went "cheyyy watched before long time ago la, u damn slow"...*potong steam*
just when i thought im damn "In"...now i know why panda likes Jap shows...the guys are reli reli HOT...i always think Jap guys are like skinny n girly n pretty....but NO!!!THIS proves me wronggggg so so WRONG.
IS THIS GAY??is this PRETTY???NOOO this is TALL,DARK,HANDSOME........and ASIAN...GGAn Asian who fits the Angmoh criteria..totally lovess it...*dont like angmohs yuck...now i found my true love..w.tf*
simply too HOT...psssss
This is HIM waiting for me on our first Date...AHAHAHA ....hoiii a girl can dream alright!!!!
Imagine you wake up n see THIS every morning...OMG i would trade ONE year of my life for this....*hana hana Im a cheapo la wateverr life is still too precious to waste it on a Hot guu...oh wait i take back my word ....ok 3 years 3 years is as far as i would go fine*I will love him even if he looked like
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AHBENG/LALA chai selling VCDs in JB HAHAHAHA...lovesss it...this must be his younger years....its okay...he is still the Hottest ah beng...im an ahlian/lala mui at heart (WTF)....so i guess we are compatible afterall... YAY!!!!!
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
Funny random shitzz
This must be the most random shit ever....got this from my friend's site.
*Try this only after you have finished at least FIVE chapters of your notes*
what about four chapters?three and a half?NO CANNOT five means five do u wanna do well or not bitches??!!
AHAHAHA self amusement wateverrrrr....
anyway take some time off n check this out OK!
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3.Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Okay here's my answer:
Dear Rachel Pang,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me With Paris Hilton and I saw you Carve your initials into My penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning Our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked Eggplant-fetishism.
Go and drown yourself,
-Hot Bitch lovin' this shit-
HAHAHAHA i think this shit is seriously damn funny dontcha think???
"carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana" wtfwtfwtfwtf laugh like mad roll into the drain la seriously....
"Im sure you are middle-class enough to understand.."WTFFFFFFF tht was a good one OMG!....
"Eggplant-fetishism" NOW WHO CAME OUT WITH THIS SHIT seriously OMG damn kao funny please feed me some eggplant now HAHAHA...shit eggplants wtffff yuckkkk.
"Our matching snoopy-bibs" OMG Rachel its sooo ironic remember u bought us snoppy Cups n Bowls???HAHAHAHAHA lovesss it la seriously.
OK more funny stuff....
I am Addicted to Madtv...lovesss it sooo much.
Haih ok back to reality.......................
*Try this only after you have finished at least FIVE chapters of your notes*
what about four chapters?three and a half?NO CANNOT five means five do u wanna do well or not bitches??!!
AHAHAHA self amusement wateverrrrr....
anyway take some time off n check this out OK!
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3.Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Okay here's my answer:
Dear Rachel Pang,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me With Paris Hilton and I saw you Carve your initials into My penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning Our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked Eggplant-fetishism.
Go and drown yourself,
-Hot Bitch lovin' this shit-
HAHAHAHA i think this shit is seriously damn funny dontcha think???
"carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana" wtfwtfwtfwtf laugh like mad roll into the drain la seriously....
"Im sure you are middle-class enough to understand.."WTFFFFFFF tht was a good one OMG!....
"Eggplant-fetishism" NOW WHO CAME OUT WITH THIS SHIT seriously OMG damn kao funny please feed me some eggplant now HAHAHA...shit eggplants wtffff yuckkkk.
"Our matching snoopy-bibs" OMG Rachel its sooo ironic remember u bought us snoppy Cups n Bowls???HAHAHAHAHA lovesss it la seriously.
OK more funny stuff....
I am Addicted to Madtv...lovesss it sooo much.
Haih ok back to reality.......................
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
What the...........
MUAAAAAHHH HRRRPPMMMHHHH WHAT THE f%^& is GOING ON HERE?????
pEEPINN tOM for the second time in a row!!!!!who is this person who is this person!!
seriously, urgghhhh I wanna rip open his ribcage n make charsiew n feed the dogs arrrghhhhh!
Can't wait to nab this pervert on his third attempt....hopefully he strikes again n the "victim" better be ME this time...Imma whack him with my front kick followed by my 360 turning side kick n throw him a mean knuckle mid section punch and finish up with a nice scissors chop...*I have Black belt ya' know muahahaha Imma bragger!*
Then again, this is just IDEAL situation la...on a normal basis...just run n scream lorrr haiihh.
Going to the toilet is no longer safe anymore....wwwuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaa *bawls like a bitch*
pEEPINN tOM for the second time in a row!!!!!who is this person who is this person!!
seriously, urgghhhh I wanna rip open his ribcage n make charsiew n feed the dogs arrrghhhhh!
Can't wait to nab this pervert on his third attempt....hopefully he strikes again n the "victim" better be ME this time...Imma whack him with my front kick followed by my 360 turning side kick n throw him a mean knuckle mid section punch and finish up with a nice scissors chop...*I have Black belt ya' know muahahaha Imma bragger!*
Then again, this is just IDEAL situation la...on a normal basis...just run n scream lorrr haiihh.
Going to the toilet is no longer safe anymore....wwwuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaa *bawls like a bitch*
Sunday, 16 November 2008
Official Randika 101
I wanted to avoid writing blog til after exam (like duh isit even possible??)...but aiihhh cant help it la...n might as well la coz if wait too long memories will fade...n I have short term memory so...yea k watever la i just need to write to release myself la OKay!
anyway, I did studied quite alot today yay!which is why im rewarding myself by writing...waaahh why Im so intellectual wan, lovesss it.
CC Tan's belated Bday @ El Patio
I suggested this place (yes im a genius i know)...n Ive been there for like, maybe 4 times?tsk tsk tsk...where to find such a loyal customer u tell me...anyway Im like tht wan la...once i Set my eyes on something, thats it...i dont like changes...i dont like uncertainties...i dont like varieties...meeehhh wateverrr...pics ahead.
The Happy Family...Father/Mother/Son...hmmm why the son look so black like a Maaala..ok nvm
Happy People (WTF is happy people OMG cracked myself up!!!!GG)
CTbitch cant make it coz of her Gay project meeting...n coz we all Loveeesssss her so much, therefore..................
Doing THE CT WAY....loves it.
Behold..........
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ULTIMATE CT-nesssss to the maximum x1000000000!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA
OK then since Dismas is so mean to CT...he also cant get away with it..so....
This is Dismas-who-cant-put-his-elbows-together-due-to-his-very-broad-CHEST OMGGG seriously GOT SUCH thing WAN meehhh???hahaha...indon boy is sooo funny..dont know what they feed him in indo until his chest so broad....GG
"CHEEEEKENNNN"....hahahahaa he wore this super kampung looking shirt then everyone keep laughing at him...."its Skater Boy style c'mon!"...yeayea wateverrrrrr....
then he went on to say "My shirt is from (shit i forgot but its some branded brand la)..." n we went "WAAAAAA pants leh?"..."From dockers".."WAAAA shoes leh?"..."From Germany".."WAAAAA"...."My socks from (shit i forgot again...also some branded brand la)"...."WAAAA but how come still look damn Kampung?"..."CHHHEEEEKEEENN!"....
The cake tht i bought for the CC bitch....i know its small la haih im a cheapo tht way la wateverrr eating cake is too gay anyway, buy so big for wat....purposely chose the Gay-est lookin' cake....lovesss it.....the cake cant even stand up without support....so sad~...HAHAHA
Bitch Lovin' his cake....HAPPY BELATED Bday!!!!THNX for treating us ice-cream....
We then stuff ourselves into Aili's car n went back to Studio for our highlight of the night!!Randika!!!!
Randika No. 1 @ dancers' Crib
Our "Randikas"....
now the whole world just shows up with "randikas" n noone even bother buying Mixers...wtfff...how to not be "Randika-ed" like tht???OMG I just randomly thought of replacing GG with randika....tell me Im good.
My atas Wine called "Cono Sir"..WTFFFFF is cono sir denggg....ciplak brand..oh atas wine cannot be considered as one of the "randikas"...err simply because...its My atas wine...different status OKay...so if u ever say Wine is randika Imma slap ur face.
Krissyboi teaching Bixs his new choreo...hahaha this pic looks like a COMMERCIAL SHOT dontcha think???the chips OMG....like..."lalalalala Have some chips"...or sumthing like tht WTFF am i talking haiyooo k wateverrr...
After a while, more people showed up n we played stupid 3fingers cai quan as usual to get people like Oli n Mellie "randika-ed"....hahahahaha...n mission accomplished lovess it....
As for me...i was being very smart by facilitating the game so tht noone can "randika" me........(but haihhh..until waterboi came...i was indeed very very "randika-ed" until cannot "randika"..GGGGG)
I risked my life climbing onto the chair to take this pic okay...!!!see how deep is the love yo'...why Bixs emo one corner???haiyoooo...
Dismas n Peter came after the Geylang Supper.....n waterboi forced "randikas" down his throat.hahaha poor dismas.
Then the night got crazierrrrrr....people were all over the place jumping n dancing n doing stunts....n it didnt helped tht Waterboi came with his crazy Mix of "yeeegerrrr Borr"...this is the SHIT that KILLED me tht night..
OMG no wonder We all woke up with bruises all over our bodies...GG!!!!when u have alco in ur system, your body is pain resistant....n u will only wake up with regrets...*emooooo*...HAHAHA what shit..NONONO i did not regret a single shit ok...i lovesss this shit.
Then we started breaking into Dance every now n then...(fuiyoo i think we all can be in musical)WTF...i dont even rmbr doing the bash item....i was damn shocked tht we looked damn COORDINATED in these pics despite our very very very "Randika-ed" state...we are like how Pro manzzz...
THIS in fact, look nothing like a RANDIKA at all...this looked more like a Tech class or a dance prac....
Then the bitch n I attempted a series of Trademark poses...
Damn retarded okay...we were like posing posing there for damn long waiting for ppl to come take our pictures....i swear i fell asleep at one point holding there for too long...stupid bitch go n say "Just pose just pose they will come n take one"...haha lovesss it..*thnx bitch for taking care of me in Wengseng hahahaha* ....i love you bitch!
Scandalous pictures ahead....BEWARE.
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OH MY GAWDDDD!!!!!!!!!*runs around flapping arms like a maddie*
BFF told me tht bitch went around asking "Whats ur surname"...n she made everyone said ..ahemmm yeaaa cannot say la just in case...LOL u know what u DID alright!!!
HAHAH this one is funny...coz BFF was telling me "LOOk scandal behind u!"...n i was like "hurry up, u pretend to take my Picture then we can take their scandalous picture"...ahahaha we are seriously brain damaged.
THATS HOT...psssssssssss
Bitch n I doing the "GG hi-5"....took me a while to figure out what on earth we're duin' in this pic...until i finally got it....HAHAHAHA lovesssss it la seriously...
Oiii Yunn what are u duin huh?..laughing at us...nyehehe *thnx for helping me find my matric card i appreciate it very much*
Oli poli n BFF xxy..hahahahaha BFF thnx for QC-ing the pics...but Mellie didnt QC hers..so awwwwww...*effort gone to waste afterall*...HAHAH what shit.
*thnks BFF for taking care of me in wengseng i love u too*
My dance comm-ers....
OMG so scandalous what shit is this!!!!hahahaa
With Babe!!!
*Jovita's going to Kill us if she sees this*
HAHA super long post...but didnt regret this shit at all la seriously...Im so glad we had this randika before our exams....i think everyone had hell lotsa FUN tht night...all the brain damage...its totally worth it.
Last time i super jaga my brain wan...before exam i dont even allow myself to eat MSG...i eat fish n drink soya bean all the time coz its very good for brain or sumthin....i wont even touch instant noodle n carbonate drinks (waaahh really super kiasi last time GG)...
but now??heck man still can drink alco one week before exam wtf..haaiihhh GG.....alcohol can totally kill off brain cells man!..pheefffttt wateverrr la haiya...Yunn said only the weaker brain cells will die...so its actually good...who needs those weaktards anyway...*dum dum dum dum wateverrr*
Super happy i bought snacks for the first time in this semester (Yes,believe it!)...I dont usually snack n I will avoid snacking even tho i like to but for the sake of health yadadadada...but heck la i suddenly had craving n i think i will finish them at one go...which is why i dont buy snacks...damn..."Leonardo's Italian Chips" *ataasssss*....hahaha Im a cereal freak too today i bought another different cereal tht is honey waffle lovess it...i love all the Post cereals i wanna try them all....watever isit...NO MORE BIXIES for me ok no thnx coz it really sucked!!so exp summore BOOOOHOO~
Woookkaayyy back to NERDY mode...
LOVESSSS ITTT....
anyway, I did studied quite alot today yay!which is why im rewarding myself by writing...waaahh why Im so intellectual wan, lovesss it.
CC Tan's belated Bday @ El Patio
I suggested this place (yes im a genius i know)...n Ive been there for like, maybe 4 times?tsk tsk tsk...where to find such a loyal customer u tell me...anyway Im like tht wan la...once i Set my eyes on something, thats it...i dont like changes...i dont like uncertainties...i dont like varieties...meeehhh wateverrr...pics ahead.
The Happy Family...Father/Mother/Son...hmmm why the son look so black like a Maaala..ok nvm
Happy People (WTF is happy people OMG cracked myself up!!!!GG)CTbitch cant make it coz of her Gay project meeting...n coz we all Loveeesssss her so much, therefore..................
Doing THE CT WAY....loves it.Behold..........
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ULTIMATE CT-nesssss to the maximum x1000000000!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAOK then since Dismas is so mean to CT...he also cant get away with it..so....
This is Dismas-who-cant-put-his-elbows-together-due-to-his-very-broad-CHEST OMGGG seriously GOT SUCH thing WAN meehhh???hahaha...indon boy is sooo funny..dont know what they feed him in indo until his chest so broad....GG
"CHEEEEKENNNN"....hahahahaa he wore this super kampung looking shirt then everyone keep laughing at him...."its Skater Boy style c'mon!"...yeayea wateverrrrrr....then he went on to say "My shirt is from (shit i forgot but its some branded brand la)..." n we went "WAAAAAA pants leh?"..."From dockers".."WAAAA shoes leh?"..."From Germany".."WAAAAA"...."My socks from (shit i forgot again...also some branded brand la)"...."WAAAA but how come still look damn Kampung?"..."CHHHEEEEKEEENN!"....
The cake tht i bought for the CC bitch....i know its small la haih im a cheapo tht way la wateverrr eating cake is too gay anyway, buy so big for wat....purposely chose the Gay-est lookin' cake....lovesss it.....the cake cant even stand up without support....so sad~...HAHAHA
Bitch Lovin' his cake....HAPPY BELATED Bday!!!!THNX for treating us ice-cream....We then stuff ourselves into Aili's car n went back to Studio for our highlight of the night!!Randika!!!!
Randika No. 1 @ dancers' Crib
Our "Randikas"....now the whole world just shows up with "randikas" n noone even bother buying Mixers...wtfff...how to not be "Randika-ed" like tht???OMG I just randomly thought of replacing GG with randika....tell me Im good.
My atas Wine called "Cono Sir"..WTFFFFF is cono sir denggg....ciplak brand..oh atas wine cannot be considered as one of the "randikas"...err simply because...its My atas wine...different status OKay...so if u ever say Wine is randika Imma slap ur face.
Krissyboi teaching Bixs his new choreo...hahaha this pic looks like a COMMERCIAL SHOT dontcha think???the chips OMG....like..."lalalalala Have some chips"...or sumthing like tht WTFF am i talking haiyooo k wateverrr...
After a while, more people showed up n we played stupid 3fingers cai quan as usual to get people like Oli n Mellie "randika-ed"....hahahahaha...n mission accomplished lovess it....As for me...i was being very smart by facilitating the game so tht noone can "randika" me........(but haihhh..until waterboi came...i was indeed very very "randika-ed" until cannot "randika"..GGGGG)
I risked my life climbing onto the chair to take this pic okay...!!!see how deep is the love yo'...why Bixs emo one corner???haiyoooo...
Dismas n Peter came after the Geylang Supper.....n waterboi forced "randikas" down his throat.hahaha poor dismas.Then the night got crazierrrrrr....people were all over the place jumping n dancing n doing stunts....n it didnt helped tht Waterboi came with his crazy Mix of "yeeegerrrr Borr"...this is the SHIT that KILLED me tht night..
OMG no wonder We all woke up with bruises all over our bodies...GG!!!!when u have alco in ur system, your body is pain resistant....n u will only wake up with regrets...*emooooo*...HAHAHA what shit..NONONO i did not regret a single shit ok...i lovesss this shit.
Then we started breaking into Dance every now n then...(fuiyoo i think we all can be in musical)WTF...i dont even rmbr doing the bash item....i was damn shocked tht we looked damn COORDINATED in these pics despite our very very very "Randika-ed" state...we are like how Pro manzzz...
THIS in fact, look nothing like a RANDIKA at all...this looked more like a Tech class or a dance prac....
Then the bitch n I attempted a series of Trademark poses...
Damn retarded okay...we were like posing posing there for damn long waiting for ppl to come take our pictures....i swear i fell asleep at one point holding there for too long...stupid bitch go n say "Just pose just pose they will come n take one"...haha lovesss it..*thnx bitch for taking care of me in Wengseng hahahaha* ....i love you bitch!
Scandalous pictures ahead....BEWARE.
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OH MY GAWDDDD!!!!!!!!!*runs around flapping arms like a maddie*BFF told me tht bitch went around asking "Whats ur surname"...n she made everyone said ..ahemmm yeaaa cannot say la just in case...LOL u know what u DID alright!!!
HAHAH this one is funny...coz BFF was telling me "LOOk scandal behind u!"...n i was like "hurry up, u pretend to take my Picture then we can take their scandalous picture"...ahahaha we are seriously brain damaged.
THATS HOT...psssssssssss
Bitch n I doing the "GG hi-5"....took me a while to figure out what on earth we're duin' in this pic...until i finally got it....HAHAHAHA lovesssss it la seriously...Oiii Yunn what are u duin huh?..laughing at us...nyehehe *thnx for helping me find my matric card i appreciate it very much*
Oli poli n BFF xxy..hahahahaha BFF thnx for QC-ing the pics...but Mellie didnt QC hers..so awwwwww...*effort gone to waste afterall*...HAHAH what shit.*thnks BFF for taking care of me in wengseng i love u too*
My dance comm-ers....
OMG so scandalous what shit is this!!!!hahahaa
With Babe!!!
*Jovita's going to Kill us if she sees this*HAHA super long post...but didnt regret this shit at all la seriously...Im so glad we had this randika before our exams....i think everyone had hell lotsa FUN tht night...all the brain damage...its totally worth it.
Last time i super jaga my brain wan...before exam i dont even allow myself to eat MSG...i eat fish n drink soya bean all the time coz its very good for brain or sumthin....i wont even touch instant noodle n carbonate drinks (waaahh really super kiasi last time GG)...
but now??heck man still can drink alco one week before exam wtf..haaiihhh GG.....alcohol can totally kill off brain cells man!..pheefffttt wateverrr la haiya...Yunn said only the weaker brain cells will die...so its actually good...who needs those weaktards anyway...*dum dum dum dum wateverrr*
Super happy i bought snacks for the first time in this semester (Yes,believe it!)...I dont usually snack n I will avoid snacking even tho i like to but for the sake of health yadadadada...but heck la i suddenly had craving n i think i will finish them at one go...which is why i dont buy snacks...damn..."Leonardo's Italian Chips" *ataasssss*....hahaha Im a cereal freak too today i bought another different cereal tht is honey waffle lovess it...i love all the Post cereals i wanna try them all....watever isit...NO MORE BIXIES for me ok no thnx coz it really sucked!!so exp summore BOOOOHOO~Woookkaayyy back to NERDY mode...
LOVESSSS ITTT....
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