Coz when we got back from JB today, it was SUPER SMOOTH...
Bixs sent us to the Checkpoint n it was raining at her place...then once reached Chkpt, the sun was out n the chkpt was damn empty.....YAY!!no Queue for the Sporeans, no crowded SBS bus, everything checked n done in less than five mins n voila! we are at Spore chkpt already.
At the Spore chkpt, of course the usual 15mins Queue for the poor Msian (Me)...so it was no biggie.
but we "smuggle" our leftover Bacardi inside my bag....Guess what???they detected it n then decided to LET ME OFF with it OMG...how Lucky can our day get seriously????
Then nevermind, after that we boarded SBS again to MRT....once we reached...the train arrived straightaway!!...then interchange at J.east....another train arrived on the spot when we just stepped outta the previous train...NO NEED TO WAIT AT ALL OMG HOW FREAKIN' CCOOL IS THAT!!
Im sure you bitches know it by now that I get super irritated when i have to wait n wait n wait..especially the previous day when we went, every single thing also must wait...bus, waited 15mins...train, go inside already still must wait....custom, wait wait wait wait n wait until DIEEEEE....urrrghhhhhhhhhh
Once we reached Clementi, 183 bus came right away!!!OMG seriously NO WAITING AT ALL LEH WHAT IS THIS A JOKE OR SOMETHING???...
ok then ULTIMATE!...as we got onto the bus, it was raining cats n dogs n we were wondering how on earth are we going to walk back to hall from the busstop later....n GUESS WHAT???YES U BITCHES GUESSED IT RIGHT!!!!THE FREAKIN' RAIN STOPPED right after we alighted!!!!Thank you god i always knew u love me!!!!
HAHAHA then Quan was saying "Lets mahjong later since today is our lucky day"...
"Harh like that cannot la...we are all lucky then in the end who will loose?"
"Get some random guy from hall to play with us in the end he will end up losing to all of us"
HAHAHHAHAHA poor guy.....lovesss it.
Today was really the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of yesterday....we were damn sueh to the max....
Started the day off with CT's flat tyre....then the whole journey was slow n tiring with alot of time spent waiting n shuffling with the crowd....the queue at Checkpoint was super long esp at the Msian Custom....they work SUPER SLOW like ten thousand years never eat like that OMG!
And then of course, OMGGGG guess what happen???seriously i think this is the MOST RANDOM/FUNNY/UNUSUAL/WEIRD/ULTIMATE shit that could possibly happen!!!!!
Chunbitch's passport...EXPIRY DATE IS on the same day itself!!!!!!WTFucukcharbeehoon????Dont know to laugh or to cry la seriously....but i think LAUGH UNTIL CRY la how bout that??HAHAHAHAHAHA
OK then we were trying to "plot" our ways thru to deceive the Officer at the Custom so she will be let thru....coz afterall, she "got through" the Spore Custom in the first place...n Msian Custom are supposedly "very slack" n therefore it should be "easier" to fake your way thru yea??
NO!!!!WRONG WRONG WRONG SOOO WRONG!!Msian custom managed to "detect" her expiry date n she got dragged into the Office moments after..the weirdest thing was, how come she managed to pass thru Spore custom without them detecting it???
so so so so, TO ALL U BITCHES WHO SAYS THAT SPORE IS MORE ADVANCED THAT MSIA....U CAN EAT YOUR OWN WORDS NOW!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAH
NEXT, they said she had to be "DEPORTED" back to SIngapore cannot let her into Msia....WTF macam she's some illegal immigrant like that....
an officer had to lead her across the checkpoint n he randomly stopped a BUS that goes to Spore n threw her in(ok not throw her like with force kinda throwing la but haih u get what i mean) while all of us pressed ourselves against the glass n looked on with sadness in our EYES....awwwwwwwww
Haih really damn sad laaaa she couldnt be there....n it was her first trip ever to JB taking the HARD way n stuff....n how much she looked forward to the trip n went thru "intensive planning" the day before n asked me alot of things like what to bring how much to bring what to do there blablablabla........haiyooooooooooooooooo damn kelian.
(bitch, its ok la dont sad k!!!we go another trip soon!NOT EUROPE OKAY shut up!!!!unless u wanna pay for me)
She even made this Photo the day before....(the people tht are suppose to go for the trip)
HAHAHAHA DAMN KAO FUNNY OKAY!!!!!!!WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF OMG bitch I wonder whats inside your brain tht u can randomly come out with this shit!!!!but its DAMN GOOD shit laaaaa *respect*OH well its okay la i guess its just not her day...dont know how can anyone be sooooo SUEH with everything bad happening at one go!
we were jokingly saying "Must be CT laaaa...see today she not here...everything suddenly so smooth....her badluck spread to all of us yesterday"
HAHAHAHA...i think she will remember 5th of DEC for the rest of her life now!!!
*So bitch, remember every 5th of DEC...DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE OK*
