A.K.A's da shitzzz

WOOHOO LEMME INTRODUCE YOU THE MOST HAPPENING PARTAYYY IN TOWN!

Its A.K.A yoooooo~

Waterboi n SY organised a mini clubbing gathering thingy at DoubleBay Raffles City...they converted the restaurant into a club n chased all their customers away after 10....

N guess what?
Me n CT were working as door bitch helping out Water for the night....its really damn fun, well at least for the both of us, I dont mind doing it again next time....if he still wants to hire me...

Lemme introduce u the CREW members of da night

Water n Alibaba


Water's Redbullgirl cousin Liwen...haha we kept calling her redbull girl

Door Bitches with Mother bitch!

Totally lovin' it...

Door bitches at WORK~....well of course we get all the free drinks in the world like duhhhh~


When everyone was inside already, we were damn bored we just self entertained....this job is really damn fun.....just drink n be bitchy can already....

While we were self entertaining with Truth or Dare, stupid bitch went n dared me to take pic with some random guys smoking outside.

Yes, I took the pic with this loser.

HAHAHA ok la not loser la the bunch of them are actually Indonesians....n thru this dare thing, they kept talking to us n we got damn alot of free drinks from them...I drank so much Jaggerbombs n thts when the two of us totally got Bombed tht nite.

Drunkard Lisyha Loh arrived n saved us before we got bombed by the guys....Step is a dangerous woman really...she freakin drives everywhere in her drunkard state....respect!

We only survived on Squid n Fries tht nite....Thanks CC for feeding the door bitches.


8GZ without the loser Dismas in between....CT is kissing you dismas.yuckkk incest
N Im sorry Peter, u are long forgotten....awwwww

First Loser in the empty club.

With Oli, CT, BFF n Alibaba

All the KR dancers

HAHAHA janelle n i looked like we are sluttin' all over CC...

The Indons tht bought us damn alot of Bombs...

Priceless expression from the both of them..."What the F is this angmoh guy talking about"...loves it bitches.

Mambo kings doing their gay moves...I hate mambo I freakin' hate it so much

OK now are u ready for the MOST interesting part of the night?
Its some funkynames game n a Pink PSP is up for grab!

Water emceeing with Lishi n ZP as the final two contestant.....

I was already half GG-ed by the time they play the game I dont even remember how the hell I ended up as one of the contestant there with them....I think I crashed the party in my GG-ed state....

I remembered Water said "Door bitch cannot play" but somehow I managed to play.

Then since Water said something about everyone having a draw or sumthing, we must "dance it out" to win......

SO SO SO SO



LIKE duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

WHO THE HELL CAN BEAT ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR????



And thts how I freakin' got a FREE PSP for nothing.....LOVES IT laaaaaa....
thnx Calv n Yenn for coming!

blerrrrrhh

Ive been leading a pretty damn useless life for the past one week....wake up, watch korean drama, nap, dance....repeat for the next few days.....its so urggghhhhh...at least my friends are interning, working part time, special sem etc.....Im doing practically nothing.....n mind you, dancing is not considered as doing something.....coz its like....i dont even sweat a single drop of sweat when i dance its that blergghhh...well, except for my own AS choreo la duhhh...k k dont talk about it.

Today I went to dance feeling damn lethargic n sian....then Quan kept asking me y i so sian but I just couldnt answer him....like, I really didnt do anything before that so there is no reason for me to feel sian or tired.....then Quan was like "precisely, u didnt do anything at all thts y".....gosh I feel so useless already argh FML.

At least at home I still have to run errands, send my siblings to school, do some housework etc.....even tho I sit around doing nothing most of the time....but still!

I think my brain is rusty n at its breakin point....Im so going to start my semester with a damn slow lembab giler brain....k i gotta start playing those brain stimulating IQ games to pump it up.

Oh, then after dance I finally get to meet up with the bitches after such a long time....1month OMG....hahah ok not very long but....

So CT the useless/reckless/hopeless driver came to hall n picked me up.....n off we went to Orchard for supper at Coffeeclub.....her driving skills are really...*shakes head pukes blood*
Then she injured her left arm n cant make a full turn, I had to turn the sterling for her like WTF damn reckless right????aiyoooo really no words can describe.

Then Water met us to brief us about tmr's event where the both of us had the honour of becoming door bitches....haha umm maybe not honor la hah.

Water n bitches...

With chye chye...

We were being health freaks n GHA obsessed....

CT's caesar salad with cheese crust....

My Super sinful duck salad with potatoes....so much for a salad huh....but I totally loveee it....duck is my new meat obsession now....

Since everyone's damn tired, we called it a day around 1230 coz someone has to be GAY n play netball the next morning OH GOSH KILL ME NOW.i abso-fucken-lutely hate netball, its my number 1 most hated sport!Im sorry to be hatin' on you CC but I really really hate netball thts y!

Then Step was so nice to drive me back to hall....hmm actually its I made her drive me wan la she got no choice hahahaha....then then takkan want me to go back myself meh.....dahlah wear until so OBIANG.....we were in our Tshirts n pants n shoes coz one just finished dance n the other one just finished cheer...I swear I was damn embarrassed to walk around Orchard like tht but oh wells.....

Anyway, ok my life is really damn boring wateverrr I also dont know what to talk about...all i do is eat alot of fruits,n watch korean dramas......haih kill me now.

randommmm

I just came back from watching the HKU bball team train at SRC....hahaha totally random but yea thts what i did alright so deal with it!

ok its like this, Chewpenyu came with his lame UM team ppl to NUS for some Asian varsity games tournament thingy....so lame right i know!then I met up with him at SRC coz Pang told me tht HKU boys are damn cute n hot n I know tht they will be there so I just find excuse to meet him there la not coz i wanna meet him but coz i wanna see the HKU ppl HAHAHAHA k watver.

N yeah, so I went n sat with all his UM team mates n watch the HKU ppl train...damn retarded I know....I bet the UM ppl were damn sad coz I totally didnt look at them n kept ogling at the HKU ppl....well well well too bad lor its a superficial world.

Im so bored right now....I just wake up everyday n do nothing....besides dancing at night...but dancing also its like, no kick....like, when Im dancing, I dont even sweat.....feel so siannnn....talk about the choreo....even more siannn haih dont talk about it la haih.

Now Im bunking in with Kriss again just like last yr...its really nice of him to let me bunk in....n again, he insisted on sleeping on the floor.....well, I cant do anything bout tht right...the best I can do is, to borrow a mattress from suyuen for him....LOL...

Oh, bitch n I finished half of our gaheejungah dance already....not bad not bad...at least we love it so hopefully the others love it n dont bitch about us or else I will bitch slap them with my gahee's punch!

Vietnam Summer Program

Ok so I just finished writing a journal as part of my assessment for this module...its the most boring thing ever I swear!coz we are not allowed to write about ..ahem...our true feelings....
u can only talk about "relevant" stuff....which are work related...such as the development blablabla boring shit like that.

N writing journal is a bitch....coz its not like I can be "Expressive" n write like how I write here.dayummmm...the whole journal must be proper n formal....well my definition of that, BORING....umm yea, I only started doing it like three days before submission...hohoho...n fell asleep in the midst of doing it...hohohohoho

K wateverrr Im just going to write about stuff that I cant write about in my A journal...A...as in grade...hohoho...ok la I am assuming that I will get A for it la coz I reli do until very nice horrrr...this is what I call, fakin' it with visual impact!if the lecturer see an impressive layout he couldnt care less about the content right?hoho loves it.

OK so here goes....Xin Chao Vietnam!

Project mates FlabbyGwen, JambuMichelle n Xiaohui...one person missing coz he is just too unhappening to be in the picture.

Hundreds n thousands of mat rempits on the streets!

In Vietnam, motorcyclists rule!Riding in a bike is way better than riding in a Lamborgh

...coz u can drive all the way into the shop....

We ate damn alot of fruits in HCM....never felt healthier....all we do is eat fruits in the hotel everynite....damn loser.....but healthy.


Attended a talk by our own Prof.....we all looked like real estate agents here....nono our degree is not estate agents okay....its real estate development okay getchofactsright...coz estate agents any ahpigahdog auntie uncle also can become no need to spend so much money in NUS.


Making ice cream...yea life is so boring there we had to doubt the icecream shop as a "Crack" shop coz every corner of the streets u find "ice cream" shops packed with people....but meehhhh they are really real ice cream shops...potong steam....


Us wearing the Hochiminh aka KFC Man shirt to Ku Chi Tunnel

Loser Gwen!

Water puppet show in Hanoi.....its damn kao shit BORING i tell you!!!!Dont watch it....its like watching a bunch of lifeless wooden puppets moving in water talking in weird languages n being irritating like "chi chi chi chi pu pu pu pu" seriously damn annoying!!!!!

ok I must show u some pretty impressive work related stuff
Villa Riviera, the most expensive bungalow development in HCM....
This is like the Beverly Hills of Vietnam..it is located in one secluded corner amidst the chaotic streets....its out of this world.....I dont feel like Im in Vietnam at all....u can see angmoh children running around with their nannies, maids walking dogs, private swimming instructor, gardener etc.....surreal shit yo'...i mean, in Vietnam la duhhh.....if its in Spore or KL oklaaaa

I love these miniature models.....they are so detailed...every building looked exactly the same as the real thing...


Wow wow wow so impressive right??must put this kind of pictures to show that we are going for a study trip n not...

This

Hohoho our fave Bar Tunnel....the last nite in Hanoi we decided to be happening n went to venture the "angmoh" area where all the bars n clubs are located at.

Us with the cute waiter....his name is "CHomp" *bubble fish mouth* ...yes must say it like that wan thts how he said his name....hahaha cracked me up like mad.

Oh n yea, only the three of us coz the rest are like...not happening...*role eyes*


Our Cha ka fish incident....okay this is the famous fish dish in Vietnam...but I think it tasted like crap....its oily n disgusting....n we were ripped off coz we were tourist....we paid almost 12dollars per person for some disgusting cheap fish!!!!urghhhh

Then we had trouble communicating with the waiter...luckly i heard a Viet lady speaking english next to our table...I quickly asked her to help me translate .....wow sometimes I am impressed by my own street smartness.

My kayaking partner Glen....I love to kayak!!!!!!thank god Glen is damn pro...so we managed to reach n saw the breathtaking view first before the others...its seriously unbelievable!

Sluttin' it out with nice backdrop.....my boobs are not flat okay (Mich said damn flat)!!!im wearing sportsbra ok getchofactsright!

Our group with our lecturers

ok show u sumthing....

This is our damn cool lecturer Harold.....he is an interesting lecturer n our lecture with him consists of 30mins of Boston Legal.....so freakin' fun la if every lectures are like that!


And ahem...check out his guns.....damn cool shit right???he happily told us tht he just got the second one done the day before....OMG coolest lecturer ever i swear!


YAY HAPPY PEOPLE!!!!

Hello fast internet!

Okay Im back.....damn potong steam I dont wanna talk about me being back.

First of all I wanna say sorry....sorry for taking u for granted wahai NUSnet.....I just realized how charbeehoon-ly fast you are!well done well done.... majulah Singapura!

The internet at home had been screwing me big time....I couldnt even upload my submission on time...hopefully no marks will be deducted....well, if u are not Msian you wont know!
Thankfully M & G helped me out.....really grateful to have such wonderful friends....
in my panicky state I even sent out a damn OBIANG/GG/Dont-know-what-shit email to my lecturers to explain myself.....its really very hard to explain the sucky state of internet at home in a proper language structure....especially when u are panicking like MAD coz its past submission time!

Oh yea, n of course Yenn n Calv came to KL over the weekend....so we spent like one n a half day just walking around malls in KL together with SF n Pek....lol such bo liao KL people...

aiyo damn sien I am missing home already.....I truly miss all the time I had back at home.....where I would just sit around n do nothing..hahaha

I will definitely miss the times where I had to play chauffeur to my siblings...where I wake up at 6am every morning to send them to school...and then went to jog at the park with the old uncles n aunties who are doing their tai chi n line dancing.....I bet they all must have thought tht I am some "Tai tai" mother tht doesnt have to work...coz Im like the only young person there....LOL...n I definitely will miss those uncles n aunties.....I am even starting to recognize their faces now...dayummmmmm

My dad was so sweet yesterday...he finally bought strawberries for me after refusing to buy them so many times....LOL ok its like tht...he said strawberries are the most not-worth-it fruit to buy coz they cost so much for such small quantity....he would buy all sorts of fruits except strawberries....like damn duh right?its like, he can buy so many useless fruits tht nobody eats n then its almost the same price as a box of strawberries, then might as well buy strawberries right since I will definitely eat them.....get what I mean?ok doesnt matter, bottom line is he just refuses to buy strawberries n guess what?



TADDDAAAAA awwwww so sweet right?

He knew tht I am going back on Monday so he went to the market n bought all my fav food....its really like "THE LAST MEAL" kinda thing OMG.....so dramatic!
Ok ok usually he would also do the same thing...but without the strawberries...LOL

But I had a great "Last Day" nonetheless....I had my fav strawberries, choc cake, red bean soup n even Salmon for dinner, what a grand "sent-off".....oh my mum's in Penang so she didnt get to send me off.

OK its good to be back n dancing....n of course fast internet = AS-ing....woots!