I really miss being in school...esp my f6 times...Young n Free....when we are still stuck in school uniforms but yet old enuf to drive n watch movies rated 18 n above. (in our school uniforms!loves it)...my first 18 n above movie in school uniform...White Chicks..OMG laugh until stomach cramp....i still remember they asked us for ICs coz they dont believe tht we are 18 with the school uniforms...hahaha i know la very loser la 18 already still wear uniform but better than waking up every morning thinking of what to wear then still kena kutuk habis habis if wear like damn chuiii or lala/ahhlian or watever.
I really miss those days where we randomly make plans on weekdays especially after our exams to catch a movie at Timesquare with student rate of RM6 OMG can u freakin belif it??it is tht cheap!!!!fuck this shit no wonder i dont watch movie here...convert back can watch like 4 movies or perhaps one gold class.WTF wtf wtf wtf wtf i am hatin' urghhhh
but then again, we never factor in the cost of parking n fuel n food n service charge blablabla in the end blew a damn big hole in our pocket...haih wat to do...tht time still naive n stupid wat.
I really miss all the Friday sessions....where we would gather the gang n go for lunch at Jalan Alor after our class...eat Pan mee drink Cendol n Michael Jackson (Cincau + soyabean is called MJ how DOPE is tht laaaa) at this restaurant called Jangan Ketawa...like WTF JANGAN KETAWA????(it means "Dont laugh")...hahahaha ketawa like siao!!!!my sis used to ask me "yerrrr jie, why this restaurant name is Jangan Ketawa?"...seriously when a 8 yr old asked u such ques....reli dumb struck just shut up dont know how to answer.
*Jangan Ketawa GG/close shop not long after we graduated from St.john* so sad~
no wonder its called Jangan Ketawa, coz obviously..who is Laughing now?haihhhhhhh
I really miss those days where we have the freedom of doing what we want n going where we like....because we freakin' DRIVE to school!!!!!CAR babeh CAR!!!the joy of racing each other in and out of the school gate...n we are not suppose to park inside the school...but we did it anyway because we simply dont care!hahahaha....i think the car ownership of my class SC2 is the highest...yes we are so cool tht way yo'....n we always parked illegally inside the forbidden compound only for teachers n visitors.....
we just take off our "P" stickers n those stupid prefects who made rounds will think that our cars belonged to visitors...haha we are damn smart alright!
N there's this one time where i parked my car outside the main road on the double line...illegal but damn strategic n nice spot...directly at the entrance of the school summore wow wow!then i spent the whole day worrying about getting a ticket n the risk of my car kena scratched by the Chendol Man coz i parked exactly at his spot n my stupid friends kept scaring me by telling me tht HE will be damn pissed coz i took his spot n he cannot do business therefore he will break your glass n scratch ur car...OMGGGG the whole day i spent walking past that area during toilet breaks n recess break to check on my car lor pls....scare the shit outta me man!
I really miss those days where we always congregate around Kseng or Melvin's desk to play stupid games....like this card game "Wind,Fire,Water" invented by Melvin OMG damn retarded but we love it!!!!he freakin' made those cards himself, color with Luna colorpencils (LUNA OMG classic!) n wrapped with plastic for protection summore fuiyoh damn semangat tht fella!
Then we would talk cock play games before the next teacher comes in....Ah Kam will always feed us with his dirty (but damn kao funny) jokes, while Melvin will always show us his magic tricks and we damn Sam Pat we will go "woaaahh u go be magician la deng still study physics so susah for what"...."coz he wants to be a pervert magician ma got lenglui assistant wan leh"...HAHAH omg my friends are how cool n funny pls.....
I really miss those times where my mum let me drive her car to school every day n so i can act like im damn rich n can show off....so ppl will see me in a different light WTF!...ahahaha n those lil kids will hail me as their "lui san" (Goddess) coz i am so cool n i drive my own car MEEHHeh...
but damn potong steam la this one incident...i parked my car n the alarm went off....i couldnt stop it...it was damn loud damn loud damn kao loud until the whole school was looking at me la coz it was minutes before assembly n they were all there!....DAMN kao embarrassing my face red like tomato.
I really miss Nantha my pseudo indian husband who always leech on me for a ride home (COZ I DRIVE YO'........reiterates point)....n he happened to just moved in next to my neighbourhood WTF how coincidental is tht laaaa so i cannot say NO la right.....how he would always bug me n say "C'mon ufern lets get into your supercar".....hahaha lovesss it....n he always sits at the back while Trinna n I will sit in front n bitch about him nonstop n he would be all annoying behind going "wuuhuuhuuhuu" wtf!
n we will always stop by at Petaling Street to tapao Soya bean n the 3 of us will suck on the straw like Gaytards!hahaha what shit....
N i used to stick those AIDS campaign stickers onto his face n tried waxing him....coz he is the most Hairless Indian ive ever met n he cant afford to loose even an inch of his hair....according to him, it took him months to grow some facial hair n he is damn proud of his facial hair coz he said Indian Men must have facial hair if not then not consider manly or some shit like tht *role eyes*...n i attempted to rip them off whenever he tries to piss me off n he would scream like a bitch goin "NOOO ufern sorry sorry ...pls dont do tht"
I really miss those times when I can go swimming, eating n shopping with Kelly n Shimin darling after our class....we always eat HK food at Wongkok or Kimgary then we will go Kelly's clubhouse to swim n gym (until kelly told me a guy died of heart attack on the treadmill, i never step into the gym ever again...wtf) then go for dinner again....OMG such tai tai life...n be reminded tht we are still in high school ok..
I really miss this one time when Shimin's Estima broke down at Great Eastern n we were suppose to celebrate Euclea's bday n ended up waiting for the toll-truck for a whole two hours....n we just sat at the roadside in our uniforms playing stupid horse game like "kluk kluk kluk kluk " how many horses are there?WTFFFF damn stupid play for two hours summore...
n how the guys tried to ignite the engine n poured water into the car but the thing started "steaming" n making weird loud noises n we were all damn freaked out for the fear of explosion n we went "Shiiitttt runnnn" then stayed one corner while waiting for the Estima to stop jerking.HAHAH....i think this must be the Euc's most memorable bday. everrrr....
I really miss those times where we will gather for dinner outings at shimin's place n everyone will be at least two hours late n we ended up with a yumcha outing coz its past midnight already by the time everyone arrive....instead of meeting at 7 everyone will reach at 9plus then laze around here n there then midnight already GG....n so its like supper/mamak-ing instead of eating dinner like we were suppose to...hahahaha bunch of retards.
I really miss those times when we named our teachers n try to create scandal n imagine them together (married) n how their lives will be like...hahahaa shit....like how my maths teacher is so blahhh n boring n wears the same color so we named her The Blender OMG...then my Chem teacher is so small size but is heavily pregnant n is still damn fiesty and garang so we named her Dragonlady HAHAHA...n there's our all time fave physics teacher, Hanster...he always ask ppl to "go n fly kite go n fly kite"....
N how we boycott the junior prefects coz we kononnyerrr seniors already so we dont have to respect them n can act all bitchy n stuff....like how there's this bitch prefect who always kena from us...there's one time when she tried holding up the all the classes during assembly n refuse to let us back to our classrooms....n she was in the midst of telling us to keep quiet blablabla but we just turned n walked away from her....n the whole class just followed n then followed by other classes as well....then she was screaming away behind us like a bitch but was totally ignored....we were like "walk fast walk fast dont look back"..n then we reached our classroom safe n sound..phewww.
The background looks magnificent huh..i know...but trust me, inside looks damn old wan!n looks shitty too!coz boys school ma...they damn dirty n disgusting wan...There's this one time where we had to use those form4 boys classroom for extra class..its seriously disgusting as if they all pee-ed in the classroom...i swear the whole classroom smelled like cow piss!urggghhh...The guys told me got people even TFK in the classroom...EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
coz its a boy school...only F6 have co-ed n our building is exclusive n away from the main block so the whole school basically is made up of Monkeys tht has never seen anything/anyone with a SKirt before....
n therefore they will act like monkeys when they see something with Skirt-quotes Sherene.."doesnt matter if you are hot or not as long as u wear a skirt n walk past them, they will whistle at u like mad, yes even female teachers tht are ugly/old/married just wear skirt can already"....then when we were at the other block, n the classroom was so smelly, all of us girls couldnt take it we just sat at the corridor..while being ogled at...damn wrong weiii....then this Malay teacher walked past n gave us some dagger stare coz she thought like we damn slut or what purposely wanna seek attention from the boys....WTFFF...
Our damn nice n clean classroom thnx to all the guys who always kena arrow to do cleaning duties...coz my class only got 9 girls out of 28 poeple so we are really damn exclusive we dont have to do cleaning or any sort of heavy shitty work....we only need to arrange tables like just move them to stick to each other thts all how easy is tht la wtf...rawks!!!!n the guys are so gentlemanly they never once complain of gender inequality...because my Monitor is a girl n she damn smart go n arrow all the guys to do cleaning...n surprisingly no guys have ever questioned her before ..haha dont know they stupid or retarded or what!but then again, I love u guyssss for not complaining!!!N the seating arrangement...all the girls must sit with guys....coz Hanster wanted to break the girls up he said we are very noisy if we sit together WTF damn MCP la!!!in the end Kelly can still turn to the back n talk to me, I can still turn to the back to talk to Shimin n Shimin can turn to the back n talk to trinna wat!!wtf is the difference la no brain or what???HAHAHA...n oh...Indians cannot sit with Indians WTF coz my teacher is damn racist...he said Indian boys sit with Indian boys will create RIOT WTFucuktaofu???HAHAHA damn nonsense laaaa his logic..lovess it...then when Sherene kena Esvaran, she went n told Han tht "sir, u said Indians cannot sit with Indians right?"..N he was dumb struck for a moment he went "Err..yea ok..change..u go sit with Joshua"...wtfffff...Sherene is being racist towards her own race muahaha...
OMG its past 3 yrs already...ARGHHHH there are lotsa things tht i miss so badly.....emo bitch okay shut up!!!
