Jarrrdinnn

Its a lousy lousy Frieddayyy...just came back from project meeting n had McDee as dinner....saiiii
My wacky Prof Loh did his usual wacko antics in class again....deemed as the Doraemon who pulls out "Stuff" from underneath his .....(what were u thinking u bunch of sicko's!!) table, he showed us some pretty kewl shitzzz theeedaayy..

OK so here's what we learnt....chicken's scientific name is called gallus gallus n rice is called Oryza sativa...so when u go n order chicken rice u must say, "uncle i want gallus gallus meat with steamed oryza sativa"...GG....sure kena tiu by uncle wan...

Then he said broccolli is actually a flower....n flowers are made up of sex organs....both male n female..."so when ur eating broccoli ur actually eating Flowers...sooooo"....damn ham sap prof...GG
then i laughed like mad la....of course,noone else is laughing...they seriously din get the joke...or was it only me who got the joke??bunch of lembab morons!
Then he said...since broccoli is a flower....*pulls out a nice bouquet of BROCCOLI!!!!*..."so when u get married next time,pls use broccoli instead of roses"...OMG wtf wtf wtf...LMAOROFL!!!Denggg kaoooo huiii y he so kao funny!!!i swear if he is not ten thousand yrs older, i would have totally dig him siut!!!

OK then me n Calv went to visit the museum as part of our assignment....didnt even noe the museum was situated inside NUS....thought its at City hall or sumthing...GG.
Then we went inside to sign our attendance n cabut after like...2 minutes after...coz TK said he will provide us with answers...n we came out so soon that many wondered how come we are soooo brilliant that we can finish in two mins...when the estimated time is two hours...tsk tsk...then of course...we walked past them with DAMN STUCK UP faces...like.."haha u losers who need to plant ur loser asses in here for two miserable hours while we brilliant peeps are gettin' outta here"...feels so good i tell ya'..

Anyway,then i had another project meeting where we went all the way to Bukit timah to view a Show house for Jardin...upcoming hi-end luxury Condo....didnt know viewing Show houses are so fun...will definitely mark it down as one of my "atas" hobby...next to making ham salad...ahaha GG.
We interviewed that Angeles chick for quite a long time...thank god she layan-ed us...together with another "heavy mascara" chick..cant rmb her name...n another "face-so-black-she-got-me-thinkin'-if-she-is-one-of-mah-black-sista'-
fr-BRONX" chick...

Tht condos pretty cool...has alot of crazy features like rooftop pool n reflexology relaxation spa or sumthing like tht..n so i attempted a stupid joke...."hey so u know what pool they have on the rooftop?"..."hydro pool?".."nope...its the INFINITY EDGE POOL yo'''...then i imagined the five of us standing up n forming the GO GO Power rangers pose!..wahahhaa..syiok sendiri.

Hey..power rangers are damn cool okay!its like my OTH n Gossip girl when i was young...u really think Im kidding aint u??bull crap!!!lemme "enlighten" u on my knowledge on PR!!!!

Red ranger is always the cutest one of all...even tho' the actor changes from time to time...but its confirm damn cute wan regardless of which who played red ranger!!then green ranger always falls in love with pink ranger....n the blue ranger is a total nerd...but also quite cute wan!then black rangers is ummm...black lor.GG
then i also remember their names mai siao siao ok...I love em' as much as I love Spice Girls...deng

Jason-Red ranger....Tommy-green ranger....Billy-blue ranger....Trini-yellow ranger..Kimberly-pink Ranger....i dont know whats black ranger's name coz by the time Black ranger was created,i grew up already...GG