too bored...so Ive decided to write about America's Next Top Model..yayzzzz...my all time never-get-sick-n-tired-of-it reality show!!!Its airing Season 9 now..n Im watching everything till the most recent episode on youtube...god bless the mighty one who came out with youtube...
So far...i lurrvvee Jenah..i really do hope she wins...n then there's this weird but so-called "high fashion" looking girl, Heather...aiya Tyra always tries to put it nicely...like if ur weird...she'll say "high fashion"....if ur fat..she'll say "plus-size"....if ur tomboyish..she'll say "edgy"...if ur black..she'll say..yo sista'?..erm..maybe not....
Its always amusing to see Miss Tyra duin' her own thang..livin' in her own Tyra world...for goodness sake that woman even got her own talk show!!!...well of course...her talk show is one of my "favourite"....it amuses me that how she tries so hard to be like Oprah...n how she always stresses on "body issues"...like how she always invites guests that are like five times bigger than her...so that she doesnt appear "big".....c'mon...we all know tyra is as fat as an oil tank....
N how she contradicts her Modelling show with her Talk show...sayin tht its okay to be "big"..blablabla...n she goes around doin all sorts of nonsense..like making her fat audiences wear tight suits tht showed their fats!!!...WTF...just coz she herself got insulted by the tabloids...they caught her wearing some swimsuit lookin' like Big Mama...n she got all worked up n started lashing out at the tabloids...n made her audience suffer by shamelessly revealing their body weight...brilliant woman ain't she?
Panda told me Tyra blinks alot...she said its most prob a nigga' thing...like,what???i didnt know tht niggas blink alot..i think its just her ugly bangs n her heavy mascara la.....
N then she had guest "celebrities" like Lauren Conrad...wth!!!Oprah had Julia Roberts...Brad Pitt...n she had..Lauren Conrad!!!!the next thing u know..she'll start inviting Heidi Montag..(the other bimbo from The Hill)....exactly...u dont even know!
The other day i was telling Panda to notice her audience...they are so made up..like..they all have the same make ups n stuff...fake giler...n when sumthin' "inspiring" happened...like an ugly woman who gets a make over....her fake audience will be so inspired n enlightened...like seriously inspired to the point tht they feel like cryin' n kiss her golden arse...classic!
Well tht pretty much sums up...on why I love Tyra Banks so much...tht woman...she is indeed somethin' i tell ya..
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