The insanity period is over

Spent the whole day n whole nite rushing for project due this evening...joyce slept over at my room last nite....we didnt really sleep la...do do do do also until almost 5plus....am...then she slept a while n woke up at 7am...craziness...she then went off to class at 1230pm....kesian her so tiring...meanwhile..i continue to "replenish" my sleep...dont have class until 7pm...that one also still contemplating whether to go or not to go....we'll see we'll see..*smirk*

Sorry ah joyce...i didnt really help out alot for the project..left u in my room while i went away to my floormates' room to bitch...aiseh...too stress d bitch abit very syiok wan...its so-called...BITCHIN IS A STRESS THERAPY.....couldnt agree more laaaa....you...yes you...don't fake!!!!i know u also agree wan....ish....cant u be a lil' honest???

we spent the whole nite almost three to four hours just purely bitchin...n gossipin....wah...really a freakin good work out...then once we ran outa "energy" to bitch....me n Qiutong glued our butts onto Yushan's bed n planted our heads on her comfortable pillows n started to snore away....poor girl....she's havin two squatters whom are technically not really squatters but one of them had a squatter in her room so she has to be a squatter for a nite n another one chose to remain a squatter although she has her own room n therefore making Yushan, the owner of the original room a squatter because of two squatters squattering in her room.....yes mission accomplished!i managed to confuse yah!

then more n more ppl joined us..Peklynn, Vernie, Auds and even Mr NUS-who-also-happens-to-be-a-DEAN's lister-and-obviously-too-busy-to-bitch-and-too-macho-to-bitch Guoyong...n yes...he really cant bitch..or tell jokes...or TRY to joke....super cannot tahan his cold jokes leh....seriously....we all like wanna either...vomit blood, vomit brain juice, slash our wrists, jump down from 5th floor, bang the wall, or vomit real vomit after listening to his lame jokes...wah lau eh.....haih...bo pian...DEAN listers are liddat i guess...oopsss...

being the bimbo that she is....(apparently me n Tong decided that she has reached the ultimate level of bimboness until cannot ultimate already...dunno wat sort of stupid language im using..)...Yushan ignorantly wanted to move to Tong's room n leave both of us there sleeping padahal both of us are not really sleeping sleeping...just..u noe...sleeping...hahahaha

being another bimbo who have not reach the ultimate level yet because she happens to also be a pig in her previous life, Qiutong refused to get her butt off Yushan's bed just coz she thinks she is the sports queen of NUS n therefore she can act like one n behave like a pig...erm??ok nvm...its an internal joke...

then Kaelin, the saviour came in n shooed tht bratty sports queen away by telling us a gory news...."u know ah..there's this news about this girl who went blind after sleeping with her contact lense n tht thing got stuck inside her cornea...."....urrrrggghhh....real life real story,dude!!awwweeeesoommmeee...

then opf course...that pig quickly jumped outa her bed after hearing that very Enlightening story n quickly ran down to her room to remove her lenses....while "oinking" of course..haha ok ok sorry syiok sendiri....n Yushan of course took this brilliant opportunity as an escape plan (ala Scofield style) n quickly shut n locked her door so that it will not be invaded by the pig again.....and of course..everyone lives happily ever after at 5.30 am in the morning......

nice or not my bed time story???