Tagged

1. Your name plus "ness"?
Perfectness, Coolness, Hotness, maybe…perasan-ness?..*anyway..who the hell will go n call themselves ending with a ness??*.its how embarrassing please…GOODNESS sake..

2. Two feelings at the moment.
Constipated and having the urge to shit at the same time….*im so confused*

3. What are you listening to right now?
Rockstar Supernova’s compilation…currently its Dilana singing Psycho Killer and Lukas Rossi singing Creep....cool shiaaat..

4.Done anything you regret so far this week?
Eating a Bigmac at McD instead of Double Whopper at Burger King…..Bigmac is like a “ciplak” version to Whopper and Whopper is like a “ciplak” version of Carl’s Junior…but BK is as close as I can get to…but no…I bloody chose McD…*loser*..*sobs*…I still cant get over it..urgh..*emo*

5. Describe where you are right now?
Living “happily ever after” in Kiasuland…

6.The highlight of your week?
There’s no highlight..everyday is as bland as Chicken Porridge when there's no "yau char kuey" to spice it up...

7. What are you craving to have right now?
Still a Double Whopper with Onion rings and Sprite…*buy set its cheaper mah*

8. Who were the last people you ate with?
Shin fei fei fei fei fei fei…

9. What are you scared of?
Ghost laa what else….oh…and bangla construction workers…im NOT a racist…NOT!..get it?wahhahaa…okok syiok sendiri…

10. Last movie you watched?
Japanese movie called Prison Girl..and no...its not porn okay...

11. Last songs you sang out loud?
Hemorrage by Fuel…

13. Are you thinking of someone right now?
Yes…f.y.i a human brain is monitored in such a way that we cant help thinking about someone all the time…its called the Fern Theory...studies were done in the 19th century during the Industialization on the Modern Europe where alot of ideologies were discovered...very "deep" stuff indeed....

14. Who is the last person you talked to?
Steph

15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
Googoo Dolls complete collection…*yes,bitches,u heard me right,the COMPLETE version…everything*..now don’t be jealous….

16. Have you changed much this year?
Maybe abit fitter due to a lot of running…*ok now…don’t be jealous again*

19. Hug or kiss?
Kisses la of course!hugging is like…how gay pls…

23. Who was the last person to text message you?
Yenny and Nihara Guruge…*wicked name this gal has*

24. Where was the last place you went to besides where you are?
Fong Seng Nasi Lemak Shop

26. Do you speak any other language other than English?
Of course la are u a retard???how can u survive only on “Gai Cheong”??of course I also speak absolutely fluent gila babi Malay…and very smokin’ cool Cantonese…and absolutely fantastically cannot make it Mandarin….

27. Last thing you watched on TV?
Sad but true….its…Phua Chu Kang…yala laugh la laugh la..hey im living in kiasuland la what u expect?!at least im being honest...watch PCK then say oni la..wont die wan wat!!

28.Do you dress for style or comfort?
Of course style la….who dresses for comfort nowadays??are u kidding me…u only say comfort if u wanna be..so-called..”politically correct”….its an overused term here….i know...shut up

29. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Of course don’t have la idiot…im like..how special plzzz…

30. Ever had a drunken night in mexico?
Oh absolutely….it was a beautiful sunset setting…facing the warm and breezy sea….overlooking the horizon….and the next thing….im of course too drunk to remember….

31. Whats the craziest thing you've done?
Besides getting drunk in Mexico??what?u mean thts not crazy enough for u???man..ur so hard to please…wait..is craving for Double Whopper considered crazy???

32. Favorite color(s)?
Black White Brown

33. What's your favorite cereal?
Post cereal…banana nutcrunch flavour..oh… cheaper ones ah?ok la…I kinda like Kokocrunch also…even though abit too shy to admit…

34. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
Thriller, Billy Jean, Smooth Criminal, Black and White, etc…absolutely lurvessss da king of pop!

35. Who do you love?
Myself,Me and I….ok la…parents la parents parents…fine…

36. Any plans right now?
Plan to get married before 30…own a house…a car….have kids,wait..KID…maybe two years after marriage….by then I’ll have to make another plan finding a surrogate mother or doing in-vitro…coz the pain of labour is just too unbearable…Oh??what do u mean not THAT kinda plan???oh shit….now ah?oh now just a very modest one….Finish my project and Sociology readings…oops…paiseh paiseh..*blushes like a tomato*

37. What are your plans for tonight?
By right suppose to finish editing my project work and go running…but the whole plan is ruined because of this whole tagging crap!!!damn it…

38. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
When ur in kiasuland…of course u don’t look forward to anything but a more stressful tomorrow…n u actually must LOOK FORWARD to IT…BEST…

39. Last time you smile?
I always smile when I see people…my family has brought me up well…*bangga*

40. Who do you wanna be with right now?
I wanna be with another ME…coz life would be just perfect with the two of us….

By the way, this tagging thingy is getting abit too overrated laaaaa....haih...and people have been copying and pasting here n there until the whole thingy is quite screwed up..so many questions missing....
so i've decided not to spread this misery to others by not tagging them along into this shit...ok la...you are welcome...can thank me later..bye