Blardy stingy bastard

That mother%$#@#$% stingy bastardly uncle who doesnt allow me to take three apples.
WTF...its only apples...besides,thats the ONLY proper nutrition that i get...like their apples damn farkin' expensive liddat...urgh

Do not mess with a girl who lurve apples..I wouldnt even care if he disallowed me to take oranges,honey dews,etc....but never mess with my apples..n bananas.

One day...I swear I'll make him pay for that.....

Screwed

I hate to rant about things...esp exams...but this time..i really screwed up..big time...n I have to be definitely pissed to rant about it...coz u dont see me rant about exams.

I never ever rant after my papers...everyone will be in their chaotic frenzy..but whatever..I finish I go..the end...I dont even talk about the paper...I'll just chuck it aside.

This time...I just cant take it anymore..I had to rant...n Rant I did.here...Ive had sleepless nites dreaming nightmares about this module..n in the end..i still screwed up...talk about equality.

Anyway..doesnt matter..whats done is done..yea whats new.

And so...my only source of comfort...i bought my favourite "tao huey" n eat it while facebooking...that definitely made me happier now.

Tissue fetish

Life is so stressful these days that I've resorted to playing with TISSUES again!!...its an old habit that I've been trying very freakin' hard to curb...but to no avail obviously...

Well,you see...this habit of mine...begun long long time ago..i dont know how i picked it up but it just came to me...like..naturally...one fine day...i started tearing small parts of the tissue n started squashing it n rolling it up into a "ball-like" shape....it has rough edges all around and so whenever i squash them n roll them with my two fingers...i feel the "sensation" of those rough edges pressing against my flesh....it is damn syiok I assure u...

This "fetish" of mine is not very well-known by many of my friends...perhaps just the few of them..those who has "close proximity" with me throughout their daily lives...such as..Wai Yung-my deskmate back in St.John....I played with tissues whenever Im doing maths or physics ques...very stressful wan okayl...but he always scolded me whenever i started playing with tissues.....because then i will create unwanted "snow flakes" all over my table n floor n those "snow flakes" will eventually spread to his table since he is my deskmate u see...n so he is damn annoyed...

Im not sure who else know of my this very weird lil' habit....Panda just recently found out...i thought noone would ever find out as Ive been doing it for years....its really so syiok that i cant stop it...my fingers are beginning to show signs of roughness n dead skin has begin to form on the sides of my two fingers....but its ok...I ain't complaining...its called...for the love of artistic habit...besides..since I dont do housework...my fingers are Okay to begin with...so whats a little roughness compared to women who slave all their lives in domestic works?

And it think Sherene also knows...oh n my mum!...she caught me playing with tissues and she was so freaked out...she asked me if Im very stressed out...she just doesnt understand why i must play with it...its getting so difficult!!arghh...oh n I think my maid knows too...coz she is the one who has to clean up the mess that Ive created...coz whenever Im at home...I'll produce massive amount of TISSUE BALLS all around...just because I know i have a maid to clean it up for me....bwahahaha...evil i know...

Well,I cant really help it u see.....whenever I am studying or feeling bored..I need to do somethin...I know a number of people out there are also like me...just that they do it differently...like picking their nails...plucking their hair....playing with people's hair..etc...so its exactly the same predicament here u see....n especially during exam period where i need to glue my butt down for hours n hours of intensive studying...i just cant go thru the whole thing without playing with tissue...I'm sorry but i CANT....without that....nothing goes into my brain Im serious!!!

On a lighter note....Ive recently discovered whats the best tissue that suits me....the best tissue is the one that wont create so much "flakes" whenever u roll n squash them...out of all the tissues that Ive tried...from Kleenex to Premier to Rose to Hotel face tissue to Cafe's serviette...I ve found my best tissue...which is....the cheapo toilet paper from my hall's toilet....RAWKS!..since its of a bad quality n material...it is so rough that when you rolled it...no flakes will fall out...RAWKS....n without the flakes..i dont have to sweep my floor everytime after I finished studyin...RAWKS!

Victoria Secret Angels

The Victoria Secret Angels are hawt hawt hawt!!!!!

Pardon me for this very lesbian post..but these chicas are just so freakin' hawt that even a girl as straight as a metal ruler will want to make out with them...tsk tsk

Feast your eyes people....thank me later...prepare tissue to wipe ur bleeding nose.

Cant wait to watch the 2007 show...
This time ...the "old" angels are not going to be around....
Gisele is apparently getting quite old (according to tabloids)....Tyra is getting Fat...(duh...see for yourself)...n its going to be Heidi's last show...(i hope!..n she is also very old pls take her out)
well the fashion industry is harsh...esp in VS..if ur not hot enuf...out u go!!hey,i didnt say that..Tyra did!n so..out she goes..bwahahaha

Having said tht...Im glad that two of my fave angels are still rawkin' the show...Alessandra n Adriana....damn they're hawt!.






Alessandra Ambrossio..smokin'!













Adriana Lima

























Karolina Kurkova




















Tyra..oh tyra..well.what can I say??..THIS is the reason why she's out..bwahahaha..

















Heidi Klum...can u belif it??tht woman has kids!!!n tht black guy behind her...its her husband, Seal...i know..he is so hot almost like Brad Pitt...match made in heaven indeed..NOT!










Gisele Bunchen































Izabel,Jessica n Selina...new "fresh" young angels..yum yum












































Damn..Im feeling so gay right now...both "happy" gay n "not-straight" gay...thts y im soooo gay..geddit??...bwahaha nvm..happy feasting!

I Love ANTM

too bored...so Ive decided to write about America's Next Top Model..yayzzzz...my all time never-get-sick-n-tired-of-it reality show!!!Its airing Season 9 now..n Im watching everything till the most recent episode on youtube...god bless the mighty one who came out with youtube...

So far...i lurrvvee Jenah..i really do hope she wins...n then there's this weird but so-called "high fashion" looking girl, Heather...aiya Tyra always tries to put it nicely...like if ur weird...she'll say "high fashion"....if ur fat..she'll say "plus-size"....if ur tomboyish..she'll say "edgy"...if ur black..she'll say..yo sista'?..erm..maybe not....

Its always amusing to see Miss Tyra duin' her own thang..livin' in her own Tyra world...for goodness sake that woman even got her own talk show!!!...well of course...her talk show is one of my "favourite"....it amuses me that how she tries so hard to be like Oprah...n how she always stresses on "body issues"...like how she always invites guests that are like five times bigger than her...so that she doesnt appear "big".....c'mon...we all know tyra is as fat as an oil tank....

N how she contradicts her Modelling show with her Talk show...sayin tht its okay to be "big"..blablabla...n she goes around doin all sorts of nonsense..like making her fat audiences wear tight suits tht showed their fats!!!...WTF...just coz she herself got insulted by the tabloids...they caught her wearing some swimsuit lookin' like Big Mama...n she got all worked up n started lashing out at the tabloids...n made her audience suffer by shamelessly revealing their body weight...brilliant woman ain't she?

Panda told me Tyra blinks alot...she said its most prob a nigga' thing...like,what???i didnt know tht niggas blink alot..i think its just her ugly bangs n her heavy mascara la.....

N then she had guest "celebrities" like Lauren Conrad...wth!!!Oprah had Julia Roberts...Brad Pitt...n she had..Lauren Conrad!!!!the next thing u know..she'll start inviting Heidi Montag..(the other bimbo from The Hill)....exactly...u dont even know!

The other day i was telling Panda to notice her audience...they are so made up..like..they all have the same make ups n stuff...fake giler...n when sumthin' "inspiring" happened...like an ugly woman who gets a make over....her fake audience will be so inspired n enlightened...like seriously inspired to the point tht they feel like cryin' n kiss her golden arse...classic!

Well tht pretty much sums up...on why I love Tyra Banks so much...tht woman...she is indeed somethin' i tell ya..

Hell week begins

The HELLISH WEEK begins...from today onwards....Am having my first paper this Fri...

Since hellish week begins today, of course I took the opportunity to have-fun-for-the-last-time yesterday...and yesterday was Saturday...n who the hell studies on saturdays???oh c'mon..gimme a break!

And so I went out with Panda to Suntec...while everyone else is studying..(or they like to say.."mugging" here)...like mad....both of us are so sick of hall and everything...so we decided to just go somewhere far...screw all the exam thoughts for a moment...

I actually only wanted to eat Carls Junior...which u can find in Vivocity which is waaayy nearer than Suntec...but its not really the food that matters la....its really to go far far away.....n once we reached Suntec...we searched high n low like idiots for CJ...

Like i used to said....whenever Panda n I went out..we ALWAYS...never fail to SESAT-ed ourselves...no matter what....last time we used to sesat alot when taking buses...then now...even when we got the bus right...we still can sesat in the mall itself!...damn cool.

By the time we found CJ...we decided we needed something with a better "ambience"...CJ just ain't it...*faint*..susah payah cari in the end never eat...n so we went next door to eat Swensen instead...wah damn expensive can die...I feel so broke again...but nevermind...once in a while indulgence...must reward ourselves before exams...tsk tsk tsk

Swensen is very packed with families...I see families all over...*envy*..then i told panda i want my family also...then she said,"wah..why u so scary wan..still so young...think about all these"...
deng...i meant...my EXISTING family laaaaaa...not THAT family la...siao!*vomit blood*..havent even graduated n work..where got think of all these wan!so auntie meh...

And then after that we just walked around blindly n found the bus stop..genius!

What a great way of releasing stress!ok..back to work now................sigh

Ice cream supper

Kenyang Kenyang....bloated to the maximum of 1000 kuasa satu juta...I am sooooo full and bloated after eating sooo much junk....My block just had ice cream supper....been indulging in too much sins...wanted to hide in my room and not go initially..but then..haih...everyone went to the rooftop....like...very the TEMPTED leh...bwahaha...and i dont wanna be d only one left on my floor...takut hantu laaa..

Before that i had late dinner then as i was studying(yes..STUDYING)...my mouth fell itchy that i couldnt resist eating the Kettle chips that i bought yesterday...i mean..hello..its Kettle worrr..how to resist???..so i just binged on the whole pack...then i felt guilty n went running after that....when i came back...its ice cream supper already....*vomit blood*...but at least i "Ran" the chips away...so that i can make space for ice cream...lol....Well according to my block head Hokito...this ice cream supper is to de-stress...coz its the crazy period where everyone's studying like mad...

Randomness...i read Hun's blog...n she talked about dreams...which reminded me...i had a crazy dream again....no..this time its not about ghost....its about how i took this online examination and i didnt know that it is an actual examination...n so i didnt complete most of the ques n I submitted it....n when i found out about it...i freaked n immediately searched high n low for my lecturer....n the lecturer happened to be..Moses Chew!!!!OMG....that gay lecturer whom i hated the most...n the funniest thing was....in my dream,HE HAS A DAUGHTER!!so he is NOT gay....omg omg....damn weird damn weird....
maybe its all the exam fever la...until can dream of all these weird stuff..haih...at least i have been studying nowadays...if not...i can go n dieeeee.