Tuesday, 17 February 2009

KR Soccer Hotties Whoosshh~

Bright Sunny sunday~

This is WAR bitches!


Intensity~


Bringin' it~

Goal attempt~


Whackin' it~

SCORE!!!


Yeah c'mon n tackle me, broccoli!

Woohoohoo so zai loves it~


My Superstar~...yes she is from TH...Im a Traitor that way loves it~


Trippin' yo'.....but its okay...my superstar tripped me I will gladly fall with honor HAHAHA wtf WATEVER.


Captain ChaiEEEEnHooonggg...."chinchongpingpongklingkong hello Im ahtiong!"


Super Defender Pangster~ woohoohoo header loves it!


GG Farah roughin' it out yo'.....Bday shoutout to GG Farah gimme a heyyyyy~ putchohandsintheairlikechujustdontcare!


I Love Soccer~ Thank you bitches, love ya'll deep deep!

Monday, 16 February 2009

Santuary babeh!

Super duper backdated post....this is all the 3na bitch's fault.Now I have the pictures, lets do it.

Before our reunion dinner on Sunday I got everyone together to club on Sat...I am such a successful organizer woohoo lovin' myself every minute every second til I dieeeee dum dum di dum k watever.

Wanted to go to MOS at Sunway but they were most prob spinning House so we ended up at Sanctuary again....our "sanctuary" indeed...*cold*

Initially it was suppose to be just the three of us plus some of the Melawati n Stjohn ppl...But coz everyone sort of bailed out last min, I had to go around asking my CBN girls n Pauline initially asked the ex-Johanians but they too bailed out last min....OK very complicated but Im just trying to make my point here....my point is....BITCH, did u know how much trouble i went thru just to make this work just for you??????its coz u wanted to club so badly!!!!!I had to ask even frens that Ive not seen in ages...hahaha so random...yes, thank me later bitch!

OK so in the end those stupid fellas who bailed out initially did came anyway...i know they cant resist my rocking offer!Pacat came with Julie n her angmoh BF....Penyu came with his Chinaman...SengK came by himself coz he promised me in Spore already LOL....n the CBN gang came later on.

Sherene, 3na n I had dinner at Curve first before that....we ate at this German Restaurant called Bavarian something....their sausages are GIGANTIC OMG....scaryyyyyy~
Our so called atas indulgence is fulfilled....not bad...I want steak n wine next time bitches!

With da two beyotches!


My CBN girls....we've all known each other for ten years now!WOW!


Stupid Ugly Boy...as usual la whats new....*role eyes*

With Jabatan Per-Ban-Ci-an....hahaha TBC banchee....she is one of my Best-est fren everrrr love her to death!


With Pacat my boo~ hahaha...inilah teman bermaksiat ku.


3na da cremaria with Mr. Taliban WTF ARE U DUIN' CHEW PENYU?!!!

my GOOD friend....urm I mean, the Vodka not the ugly Chinaman beside me...hahahaa he can speak Malay wan leh mai siao siao ok!


TBC n Nay..


Someone knocked me in the head n I needed to ICE my injury....KIDDDDIIIINGGG~ ok Nawwt farny wateverr.

K after that we went to Mamak but I was too GG-ed I just died in 3na's car until I reach her house.

Sherene n I sleepover at 3na's coz our parents will definitely kill us if we go home at 4am...yes our parents are still very "Tak chill" that way loves it.


Waking up to a refreshing morning woots!

Final cam whoring before going home to prepare for Reunion dinner.

Miss ya' people!We shall do this again soon...No doubt we all had a damn crazy fun night aight'!

p/s: Oh if ur wondering what is that mark on my right arm...its just bruise that I got from soccer alright....its so big n obvious tht I kept attractin' unwanted attention.
walao I had to explain myself over n over again to all my relative, mother, father, friends, sam gu luk po, yi mah gu cheh.....to make matters worse, all my CNY clothes are sleeveless....GG

Yes I succumbed to the 25 list

1. I will be pissed if people mispronounce my chinese name...instead of "Ufern" they say "YueeehhFern"....esp teachers who always "Yueehhfern" me....so pissed...but I will NEVER correct them coz I dont want them to remember me for the fear of them calling me to answer questions.HAHA.

2. I am very bitchy but in a FUNNY n harmless way...n people actually love me for this.N I always think of myself as funny more than bitchy.LOL watever.

3. Despite the inner-bitch in me, I am a super NICE person, yes believe it!You will definitely agree that I am a nice person c'mon!
tepuk dada tanya selera...ask yourself honestly wtf.

4. I am also super patient when dealing with others.I dont blow up on people, I dont raise my voice at people, I dont rub people in the wrong way, I just bitch about people behind their backs MEEHEHEHE.
When I do actually blow up on people, that really means that I am seriously Trippin' MAD n couldnt hold it back anymore.

5. I have a love-hate relationship with my Menses.Love (yes I do love them) because my M are very irregular (can be up to 3 months or even half a year OMG then I would have to see the doctors n they will always ask me if I have sex blablabla well duh obviously NOT) n when I do get them, I will be Stoked coz I will have less breakouts, be less bloated, n feels NORMAL.

6. I will exclaim in joy everytime I got my M on the first day...of course silently la, if i do scream in the toilet people will think that I have gone bonkers...but its true, I really did this little YES! "squeak" when "they" have finally arrived!

7. I can click with almost EVERYONE, its just whether I want to "continue" clickin' with them.

8. I am afraid to touch animals....yes even my dog.

9. I will try my best to AVOID instant noodle because its just...BAD.I am quite anal sometimes.

10. I am no alcoholic because I only drink in the company of others.I deem someone alcoholic only if they actually CRAVE for alcohol n can enjoy it by drinking all alone by themselves, which I DONT.hahahaha defensive.

11. I always feel better if I puke after a drinking session because I think alcohol is fattening n bad for the body therefore its better to get it all out...n I get really bummed if dont puke after drinking ALOT, yes Im a bulemic when it comes to alcohol...in a good way that is.

12. I do think that I am emotionally strong.I wont cry or breakdown easily.I came down to Spore without my parents and I dont have a single friend with me.I spent the nite in my room all by myself and I survived the first nite without crying yay!

13. Until now, my parents have never come down to Spore to visit me due to various reasons.

14. I used to want to be an architect or interior designer but I grow up and realised that I have zero art talent.Damn!

15. I will definitely study Medicine if it wasnt for my fear of looking at gross details especially internal organs.I actually took Biology till Sec5 because there is no need to "operate" on any creatures in the lab.I will just DIE if I ever have to operate on a living creature.

16. I am more to the "memorizing"/"mugging" side than the analytical thinking side when it comes to studies.Kudos to Msian education!

17. Most of my closest friends now DIDNT make good first impressions when we met.I always encounter people whom I dislike when we first met but they turned out Great when u got to know them later on."Do not judge a book by its cover" always haunt me even tho i totally hate this phrase.

18. If I dont know you, I will not make the move to start a conversation first but once you get to know me n be my friend, I will talk alot to you!And I think I am quite an interesting people to talk to.nyehehehe perasan.

19. I am quite boring when it comes to Food.I only eat Basics like Chicken, Fish, Beef and Mutton.I dont eat exotic meats and those seafood with shells such as Mussels, See-Ham, Lala, etc.Once my grandma had to cheat me into believing that "Tin Kai" porridge is Chicken porridge, but its actually frog.I freaked the hell out n never eat "Tin kai" anymore.

20. I am always bitter about my life when I think of what my friends are doing all over the globe.But I will always look back n reflect on others who dont even have the opportunity that I have, therefore it keeps me grounded and thankful for watever tht Im having now.

21. I am grateful to be brought up the way I am because I think my parents did brought me up in a good environment.I do hope that my future children turned out like me or perhaps even better.HAHA wow wow.

22. I am STRAIGHT but I do have the "tendency" to sway when I see cute butches.There,I said it!HAAHA

23. I am a CONSERVATIVE deep down despite the way I talk n dress.

24. One thing I am most paranoid about being in a relationship is that...I am afraid of SEX.There, I said it!

25. I am only doing this shit because everyone is tagging me Imma end this once n for all HAHA.

Saturday, 14 February 2009

How I spent Valentines

*damn exciting things ahead!*..Nawwwtt~

I watched 5 episodes of America's Best Dance Crew with Panda while whacking the whole Golden Pillow Curry Bun.....yeap we ordered delivery n the two of us whacked the entire thing ourselves....the whole thing is meant for 3....or even 4 if its girls eating....feels so so so Geeeeeuuudddd.

Oh ABDC season 3 rock da house as usual....even tho my fave are still Kaba...Im so loyal that way.
this season Imma root for the homies from Strikers All Star n somewhere closer to Jabba n Kaba, the cute Asian boys from Quest Crew....the girls from Miami are hella hot but I dont think all girls group can make it very far in the competition.....even tho they are really good n sharp....n FIERCE...Imma get all the inspiration from them for my Jolin dance....loves it.

OK so after running outta episodes to watch, we continued our adventure with MTV....watching BROMANCE.....HAHAHAHA WTF we are so stupid n random tht way.
Do u know that Brody Jenner is Kim Kardashian's step brother??n he is hella HOT!!OK nevermind its a stupid show dont even bother watching it hahahaha.

Even watched some Laguna Beach n Hills spoof on Madtv...n I found Laguna on MTV!!...its there its there yes Imma watch it!"Jesssscaaaaa Jesssscaaaa Jesssscaaaa" LOL so retarded!!!

Right, so we spent almost 6 hours watching stupid things on MTV....from 6-12.....n I asked Panda why she dont need to go back n study...."Its Valentines day laaaaaa study wat??its bad enuf that Im not going out, its worst if I have to sit in my room n study"....HAHAHAHA Okkaaayyyyy.

Oh n I had a pretty fruitful weekend....

On friday, I had Wine session with the CC bitch....we called it "The wine whackin' session" because the bitch had to leave by 11plus to meet his friend for clubbing....n bloody production is sooooo draggy Im so pissed off....totally waste of time....we are suppose to chill n drink up the wine but due to time contraint, we whacked it in less than 20 minutes....n that resulted in some...ahem....whoopsieee doopsieee..

Spanish Wines are the best....n Australian....or perhaps France....anything but Chile!

Matching colorsssss....We wore the same color n then realised tht "my oh my its Wine color"...*snap snap click click*...hhahaha such camwhores lovesss it.

Then I went over to Yenny's n opened another bottle of wine that I bought...DO NOT buy wines from Chile they sucked balls!!!!!Its soooo disgusting that we didnt even manage to finish half the bottle....(just pour it away la SF dont keep it already.)
we forced SF to go down n buy beef n chicken fried rice for us n we whacked everythin' then off the lights n danced in Yenny's room...hahahahaha we are so crazy tht way loves it....no more clubbing in stupid crowded Zouk or anywhere....Yenny's is the new shitzzzz.

That woman is going to HK today to find her Calvin....n skipping all classes this week....walaooo eh such life!

On Saturday,

Went over to Krissy boi's room after Panda left....n ended up whacking his Heinekens...wtf I can actually drink beer now so zai loves it.


You can never starve in Krissyboi's room....NEVER....his fridge, his table, under his bed, his drawers, his shelf... there's food everywhere!!!!

Im in some kinda dilemma now....I feel like going for some summer program thing during the hols but I gotta do my internship...how how???should I just NOT do internship???but being in such KS society its really hard to find a job if I dont intern....SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!

I went to the career fair last friday....there's NOTHING there!!!!noone wants to hire interns...urghhh suck balls shit!!!maybe I should just go for the summer program....ishhhhhh

p/s: OMG i just realised tht if people are too lazy to read my post, they will just scroll down n look at pictures....n then assume that CC is my BF coz of the title of my post....OMGGGGG sooooo WRONG hahaahaa lovesss it.

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Full of it full of it

I had my combined item practice today...N i cant freakin' get my steps right I am so frustrated....

n I actually realized something....You can only remember your steps when u are doing it with everyone....coz once I left n tried to practice on my own....I cant do the steps correctly its soooo WEIRD....when all of us were doing it earlier on, I can do it very well n we are all synchronized...Pat pat once told us before that if we dance in a more compact manner, we will have better energy around us, therefore we will dance better...its really TRUE!!!!
OMG this is so INTERESTING...something new that I learned today loves it.

And I am super disappointed that I didnt get to pair up with "Someone"....n i got the "other one" instead....haiyoooo damn sien.wateverrr la.

I got so many dance steps to remember...my brain is filled with just dance steps, shit Im screwed....its overload, it cant store any school work now HAHAHA so good in giving excuses loves it.

PHEW Im so glad this week is coming to an end....finished all my presentations n they all went really well....time to rest n perhaps start to pick up the books.

I need to whack some wine Im so thristy~
I was telling the bitch that I didnt drink for such a long time already I actually almost wanted to NOT DRINK forever I think its kinda possible....LOL....provided that I am either
a)A full time soccer player or some "sports person" who plays any other sport
b)A full time dancer who needs to flaunt her abs on stage
c)A NUN...loves it....(my back up plan in case i dont get married by 40 ssshhhh)

OK less than 24hours before this "clean" state of mine is over....cherish cherish.

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Rilak

Im done with my IT presentation!heeeuuuggeee relief.

Imma reward myself by watching Blast concert later on....I didnt intend to go initially coz I thought I would be too stressed out about things n I have another presentation tmrw....but heck it la I just discovered that Im quite good in presenting so yea....LOL

The presentation went on very smoothly....thank god coz I was really nervous before that because we didnt start preparing til last monday...so we practically used only 2 days to prepare everything....wow wow we are so good that way loves it.

I thought of just anyhow-ing this presentation coz I didnt even intend to take this module in the first place....so I didnt put in much effort for it....but thank god those SH bitches are "geared up" enuf that they prepared all the layout for the slides etc....it actually turned out really nice....*respect*

So now I just have to rock my own presentation since everything is done up nicely already...Luckly I did not fumble n in fact I think i pretty much rocked it woohoohoo I think I have a future in giving talks hahahahaa....but I think my face did turned red for a second when I first started coz like got a rush-of-blood moment in the beginning....n I can feel it coz I think I saw few ppl like laughing at me....must be my tomato face damn it ...*paranoid*....but then I controlled it n turned a tomato into a Lime....I can control the tomato in me very well now loves it.

Unfortunately, few bitches in the class was super kiasu to the max...they kept asking us stupid ques n then tried to contradict our points by being very defensive when we provide them with answers....WALAOOO super pek chek I really dont know whats wrong with these people....my group mate told me tht they are confirm Business students because they wanted the attention so badly n they are not afraid to bring others down to make themselves look good....WTF la seriously.....one girl was so defensive when arguing her point that she almost sounded as if she was shouting at my group mate!BITCH!!

These people should really start to learn something called "giving face".
haih i rest my case.

Monday, 9 February 2009

work

Damn siennnn I got two presentations this week n Im super not prepared urghhhh....
I took this stupid IT module n got randomly paired up with random ppl in the tutorial....n guess what?I was paired up with this two girls from SH....WTFwtfwtfwtf so sien I was outnumbered so I have to be the one that go over to their place for meeting...damn!

N thats not the point...the point is...one of them is seriously a bitch!walaooo where got people first time meet then say "I am a bitch" wan???YES she said that....she was like "I dont care blablablabla I am known as a bitch people know I am damn bitchy wan"...like wtf????

Wateverrr la once Im done with the presentation Im done with the bitch....apparently she is also well known among some of the KR people....n I went to bitch about her to them n they were all agreeing in unison "Yea yea damn bitchy wan"....LOL...

Argh i freakin' hate my life this week I wish I can drug myself n be in comma for the entire week.