Tagged

1. Your name plus "ness"?
Perfectness, Coolness, Hotness, maybe…perasan-ness?..*anyway..who the hell will go n call themselves ending with a ness??*.its how embarrassing please…GOODNESS sake..

2. Two feelings at the moment.
Constipated and having the urge to shit at the same time….*im so confused*

3. What are you listening to right now?
Rockstar Supernova’s compilation…currently its Dilana singing Psycho Killer and Lukas Rossi singing Creep....cool shiaaat..

4.Done anything you regret so far this week?
Eating a Bigmac at McD instead of Double Whopper at Burger King…..Bigmac is like a “ciplak” version to Whopper and Whopper is like a “ciplak” version of Carl’s Junior…but BK is as close as I can get to…but no…I bloody chose McD…*loser*..*sobs*…I still cant get over it..urgh..*emo*

5. Describe where you are right now?
Living “happily ever after” in Kiasuland…

6.The highlight of your week?
There’s no highlight..everyday is as bland as Chicken Porridge when there's no "yau char kuey" to spice it up...

7. What are you craving to have right now?
Still a Double Whopper with Onion rings and Sprite…*buy set its cheaper mah*

8. Who were the last people you ate with?
Shin fei fei fei fei fei fei…

9. What are you scared of?
Ghost laa what else….oh…and bangla construction workers…im NOT a racist…NOT!..get it?wahhahaa…okok syiok sendiri…

10. Last movie you watched?
Japanese movie called Prison Girl..and no...its not porn okay...

11. Last songs you sang out loud?
Hemorrage by Fuel…

13. Are you thinking of someone right now?
Yes…f.y.i a human brain is monitored in such a way that we cant help thinking about someone all the time…its called the Fern Theory...studies were done in the 19th century during the Industialization on the Modern Europe where alot of ideologies were discovered...very "deep" stuff indeed....

14. Who is the last person you talked to?
Steph

15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
Googoo Dolls complete collection…*yes,bitches,u heard me right,the COMPLETE version…everything*..now don’t be jealous….

16. Have you changed much this year?
Maybe abit fitter due to a lot of running…*ok now…don’t be jealous again*

19. Hug or kiss?
Kisses la of course!hugging is like…how gay pls…

23. Who was the last person to text message you?
Yenny and Nihara Guruge…*wicked name this gal has*

24. Where was the last place you went to besides where you are?
Fong Seng Nasi Lemak Shop

26. Do you speak any other language other than English?
Of course la are u a retard???how can u survive only on “Gai Cheong”??of course I also speak absolutely fluent gila babi Malay…and very smokin’ cool Cantonese…and absolutely fantastically cannot make it Mandarin….

27. Last thing you watched on TV?
Sad but true….its…Phua Chu Kang…yala laugh la laugh la..hey im living in kiasuland la what u expect?!at least im being honest...watch PCK then say oni la..wont die wan wat!!

28.Do you dress for style or comfort?
Of course style la….who dresses for comfort nowadays??are u kidding me…u only say comfort if u wanna be..so-called..”politically correct”….its an overused term here….i know...shut up

29. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Of course don’t have la idiot…im like..how special plzzz…

30. Ever had a drunken night in mexico?
Oh absolutely….it was a beautiful sunset setting…facing the warm and breezy sea….overlooking the horizon….and the next thing….im of course too drunk to remember….

31. Whats the craziest thing you've done?
Besides getting drunk in Mexico??what?u mean thts not crazy enough for u???man..ur so hard to please…wait..is craving for Double Whopper considered crazy???

32. Favorite color(s)?
Black White Brown

33. What's your favorite cereal?
Post cereal…banana nutcrunch flavour..oh… cheaper ones ah?ok la…I kinda like Kokocrunch also…even though abit too shy to admit…

34. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
Thriller, Billy Jean, Smooth Criminal, Black and White, etc…absolutely lurvessss da king of pop!

35. Who do you love?
Myself,Me and I….ok la…parents la parents parents…fine…

36. Any plans right now?
Plan to get married before 30…own a house…a car….have kids,wait..KID…maybe two years after marriage….by then I’ll have to make another plan finding a surrogate mother or doing in-vitro…coz the pain of labour is just too unbearable…Oh??what do u mean not THAT kinda plan???oh shit….now ah?oh now just a very modest one….Finish my project and Sociology readings…oops…paiseh paiseh..*blushes like a tomato*

37. What are your plans for tonight?
By right suppose to finish editing my project work and go running…but the whole plan is ruined because of this whole tagging crap!!!damn it…

38. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
When ur in kiasuland…of course u don’t look forward to anything but a more stressful tomorrow…n u actually must LOOK FORWARD to IT…BEST…

39. Last time you smile?
I always smile when I see people…my family has brought me up well…*bangga*

40. Who do you wanna be with right now?
I wanna be with another ME…coz life would be just perfect with the two of us….

By the way, this tagging thingy is getting abit too overrated laaaaa....haih...and people have been copying and pasting here n there until the whole thingy is quite screwed up..so many questions missing....
so i've decided not to spread this misery to others by not tagging them along into this shit...ok la...you are welcome...can thank me later..bye

friday nite

shit facebook is SERIOUSLY contagious...dude,like..seriously wei...can spend like...two hours just clicking on stupid applications earning money/points for god knows what...
its 1am plus almost 2..n i havent even bathe laaa...all facebook's bloody fault...

just ran with calvin after playing badminton then volleyball...i know i know..damn health freak right?..dont be jealous la..life's like that...some ppl are just freaks...
anyway...its been a while la...the satisfaction...being able to finish up the whole NUS course and running with a GUY....seems intimidating la..but...its ok...in the end..calvin seemed more tired than i do...muahahaha...hence increasing the SATISFACTION....best!
p/s: i especially lurves it when i totally kick a guy's ass!yeaaazz ah....yayaya im a FCP...yea so what...

then after running...chit chat-ed with the pak cik guard a while....speaking about Raya n stuff...then he gave me two Bananas....literally yea...like real bananas la..PISANG!! yellow yellow wan....what were you thinking??!!!u freak!i know la it doesnt make sense for the guard to suddenly give me bananas...but...its good what...after running can eat...bananas are damn good energy food okay!!
then he said..."yah ini bananas ah...block kamu ah..."....refering to my block's stupid motto "B Bananas"...B block la....deng......nevertheless...the bananas are damn yummy la...hoohoohoo...

Whine and sigh

i really really dislike whinning...i despise whiny people....but i cant help whinning nowadays....life's a bitch...i feel more n more aunti-er these days...i came to realise that you just have to whine no matter what....i sigh so much that it has become a habit...i dont even realise that im sighing sometimes....disgusting....

every lessons that i've attended, i'll never fail to finish off with a whine...n i think i've developed some sort of disorder...its called BLOODIMIA....its a form of disorder where you suddenly turned so pale due to excessive blood lost.....because u cant stop vomiting blood every minute every second...either u whine too much or kena "gek" too much...this disorder has affected millions of young girls....

its hard being a captain....especially in a sport that you are not so good at....and making decisions....that involve hurting others....been there experienced that....its not easy...
this year my quota is limited....i have to make choices...given so many people who wanted to be in the team....big dilemma....important decisions.....hurt feelings...crushed hope...
exagerrated but true....

sometimes you cant just "kick" people out just coz they are not good enuf....there are predicaments....what if they are your friends...i know its personal..but.............
n what if they are commited and trained hard?...what if those who are good but are simply too arrogant to commit?...do they deserve to be in the team more?..the answer is YES....mean..but yes...u do need THEM...for the sake of winning...n the weak ones will have to be eliminated....life's a bitch that's why....unfair,ugly,realistic and despicable.....

Tmrw ain't free

just finished running with yenn....she's having a test for this "chim" finance module tmrw...all da best babe!i hope u dont fall asleep after running...study hard...damn hardcore tht run ain't it?
ahaha..its so fun speakin like a nig'.....i know u totally dig my crib now ain't ya yenn??hahaha
was even makin' fun of master when i told yenn tht i wanna check out his crib...
haih too much MTV i tell u...budak-budak zaman sekarang ni...ish

ok anyway..checklist for tmrw
a)econs project
b)study for soci test
c)conduct badminton trials 7pm
d)dance comm meeting 11pm

shit...its not a free day afterall..but heck care..am going to start my day at 1pm tmrw...yeazz ahhh no need to wake up early...ok now...procrastinating...alright back to "L Word"...haha too much lesbianism ain't too good...fer da mind,body, n soul....but at times like this...its quite relaxing lerrr...

Batam Donuts

yenny da vincci just bought tons of donuts from batam....tonsssss....like..five huge boxes...ive never seen donuts cost so much on a receipt...in fact...never seen ANYTHING costs so much on a single receipt....what more donuts....

they cost a whopping 255,000bucks......thts a huge ass amount of money for bloody donuts!!!!

but..of course la...when i said batam...i meant in rupiah laaaaaa...duh.....
still....tht yenny bought so much that everyone thinks that she has gone crazy...

funny..how yesterday me n kenning went suntec n almost wanted to queue for donuts(yes...again...damn stupid..i know..thank u v much)...but?of course...the queue was super long la...whats new...haih...sporeans obsession with donuts...its never ending.....haaaiiihhh...*sighs like an old auntie*....
of course we never queue la...(im going to kill her if she make me queue again)..then who knows...today i got to eat donuts pulak..lotsa lotsa donuts....sinful...

p/s: sorry ah kenning never ask u eat...but u have to understand..u just had a sumptuous meal...if eat donuts then must run another 5km....im sure u dont want tht right??..its only for your own sake that u stay away from sinful stuff like this....its ok..u can thank me later...as long as u are grateful can adi...i understand wan....

then robin asked yenny why she bought so much....then i said la...."to show her social status ma"..u see sporeans walk around with huge donut boxes...damn "cool" wan u noe...at least they think so la.....muahaha...

and he thinks that batam is like super kampung-ish n he was so disturbed by the fact tht batam has donuts....(what???)...i was telling him...hello,yenny is like..using LVs n all the other super branded stuff more than us here leh...who's the kampung wan now???
but again..yala...yenny is damn rich la...u noe u are, dont deny....even though her hp might be abit unglam...n at times might look abit like those power rangers phone...but.....she is still rich...hahaha

used to make fun of ppl carrying donut boxes....they risked getting rob more than a normal person coz donuts is so hard to get...must queue for hours....thts y when ur carrying boxes of donuts...its berry berry dangerous...ppl might rob ur ass for those donuts....wahahaha...
therefore.....conclusion is....donuts are like....precious food here...its sacred....n wanted...just like...Petaling Street's "Wo La Yea" Kiew Brothers Bak kua during chinese new yr....

Convenient way to fly

so fast so fast argh....one week has passed n im back in kiasuland again...argh.....too fast too fast...urghhhhh..disgusting....
just "flew" back in kiasuland today...feeling very lethargic after cleaning my room n lepaking at Lychee's room duin bimbotic stuff...yes...Bimbotic....urghhhh...really bimbo bimbotic okay...i feel so disgusted now..errrrr....how bimbo is bimbo.. u ask??painting nails.....watching superficial tv programmes like "mums-who-need-to-slim-down-after-giving-birth"...viewing Lychee's "weird n sometimes abit X-rated" friends on friendster....viewing "Malaysian's Ah Lians"...viewing "Sporean's Ah Lians"...comparing these Ah Lians....laughing non-stop.....compare summore...laugh even louder this time..until her whole floor came n see whats going on.....then only to find out how boh liao we were....n then i blah back to my crib...wahahaha

n the "manicure" tht i got from yenny n also myself....wahlao...super duper cannot make it....really very very not up to standard....the thing really look like crap...(sorry yenny)..hahaha...deng...thts y we need degree from university la...if not...can become manicurist d lor....haih....*geng leh how i twisted my words around...genius*

oh today's journey was more than pleasant....not only i got to "fly conveniently"....the "flight" was super empty too....super syiok man....i was sitting alone...front,back,side all kosong...KOSONG.....can lower my seat low low..until kenot low anymore....n then straighten my feet until damn straight like almost sleeping on a bed....wahahahahahahaha..ok bohliao...
from now onwards...i'll be Aeroline's regular customer..yeazzz ahhhh....not only u feel like flying...its almost like flying on business class....even better than Air asia...air asia is like....urghhh...so disgusting until i also dunno how to elaborate....

then u have first class treatment....like "stewardess-who-cant-speak-english-properly-when-they-make-announcement" who serves u tea n coffee n bring u food....exactly like MAS flight....including the stewardess-who-cant-speak-english factor....hohoho
n then they stop at super nice rest areas....like really super nice.....toilets are clean n spotless...(yes. in Malaysia)....painted in pink n blue....n this stupid uncle still can sesat inside a girl's toilet...deng....must be colour blind...so..lesson to learn is....buta huruf tak apa...jangan buta warna...hahaha...then of course this auntie screamed at him la....
n then n then..still have....even the fruits they sell...are placed inside microvaveble container...waaaraaaoooo eh.....normally they sell put inside plastic oni leh....then hor..dunno its like...so-called "illusion" or not la....even the fruits tasted sweeter..yummy...hahaha
ok la enuf...pokok pangkalnya.....i totally Dig Aeroline.....ive found my....."convenient way to fly"...alas..........................

p/s:another reason i die die also wanna take aeroline this time is coz.....im wearing short pants!!!...*sweat*....

aiya wear so short cannot go puduraya la...sorry lor...i never bring long pants home...so the price to pay is rm50 more to take a "higher class" coach at a "higher class" place like Corus hotel...with "higher class" people who wont look and ogle at u barbarically as if they've never seen any legs in their lifetime before....besides...its bulan puasa...very pure n sacred...so cannot do any maksiat or sinful stuff...n wearing shorts to "them"...are sinful....i guess...hoohoohoo..so ah...this bulan puasa ahhh...berry berry dangerous hor...must be berry berry careful okay!

Makeup

Although not very bloody...looks more like kena belasah habis habisan...n then the swelling for days with bengkak n lebam all over.....but i am very very satisfied with my own "geisha-who-got-raped" makeup creation....using nat's purple lipstick to create the bruise effect n blending in blue eye shadow and smudging the purple color all around to create the more surreal lebam.... n also the neck area...tried to create a "kena strangled to death" effect with all the lines around...genius!haiya too bad cant find white powder for the face...if not...lagi power!

n yala...my character is suppose to be a geisha who got raped....wearing a kimono....the kimono was quite long n covered up...so cant really create the "got-raped" effect....the effect is suppose to be like quite "revealing" with the kimono falling off from shoulder etc....aiya but the baju damn busuk la i had to wear tshirt inside so cant do the whole kimono falling off thingy la...showing off tshirt is like how potong steam laaaa...

will put the Dance supper pics later when i got it from da ppl.....