so fast so fast argh....one week has passed n im back in kiasuland again...argh.....too fast too fast...urghhhhh..disgusting....
just "flew" back in kiasuland today...feeling very lethargic after cleaning my room n lepaking at Lychee's room duin bimbotic stuff...yes...Bimbotic....urghhhh...really bimbo bimbotic okay...i feel so disgusted now..errrrr....how bimbo is bimbo.. u ask??painting nails.....watching superficial tv programmes like "mums-who-need-to-slim-down-after-giving-birth"...viewing Lychee's "weird n sometimes abit X-rated" friends on friendster....viewing "Malaysian's Ah Lians"...viewing "Sporean's Ah Lians"...comparing these Ah Lians....laughing non-stop.....compare summore...laugh even louder this time..until her whole floor came n see whats going on.....then only to find out how boh liao we were....n then i blah back to my crib...wahahaha
just "flew" back in kiasuland today...feeling very lethargic after cleaning my room n lepaking at Lychee's room duin bimbotic stuff...yes...Bimbotic....urghhhh...really bimbo bimbotic okay...i feel so disgusted now..errrrr....how bimbo is bimbo.. u ask??painting nails.....watching superficial tv programmes like "mums-who-need-to-slim-down-after-giving-birth"...viewing Lychee's "weird n sometimes abit X-rated" friends on friendster....viewing "Malaysian's Ah Lians"...viewing "Sporean's Ah Lians"...comparing these Ah Lians....laughing non-stop.....compare summore...laugh even louder this time..until her whole floor came n see whats going on.....then only to find out how boh liao we were....n then i blah back to my crib...wahahaha
n the "manicure" tht i got from yenny n also myself....wahlao...super duper cannot make it....really very very not up to standard....the thing really look like crap...(sorry yenny)..hahaha...deng...thts y we need degree from university la...if not...can become manicurist d lor....haih....*geng leh how i twisted my words around...genius*
oh today's journey was more than pleasant....not only i got to "fly conveniently"....the "flight" was super empty too....super syiok man....i was sitting alone...front,back,side all kosong...KOSONG.....can lower my seat low low..until kenot low anymore....n then straighten my feet until damn straight like almost sleeping on a bed....wahahahahahahaha..ok bohliao...
from now onwards...i'll be Aeroline's regular customer..yeazzz ahhhh....not only u feel like flying...its almost like flying on business class....even better than Air asia...air asia is like....urghhh...so disgusting until i also dunno how to elaborate....
then u have first class treatment....like "stewardess-who-cant-speak-english-properly-when-they-make-announcement" who serves u tea n coffee n bring u food....exactly like MAS flight....including the stewardess-who-cant-speak-english factor....hohoho
n then they stop at super nice rest areas....like really super nice.....toilets are clean n spotless...(yes. in Malaysia)....painted in pink n blue....n this stupid uncle still can sesat inside a girl's toilet...deng....must be colour blind...so..lesson to learn is....buta huruf tak apa...jangan buta warna...hahaha...then of course this auntie screamed at him la....
n then n then..still have....even the fruits they sell...are placed inside microvaveble container...waaaraaaoooo eh.....normally they sell put inside plastic oni leh....then hor..dunno its like...so-called "illusion" or not la....even the fruits tasted sweeter..yummy...hahaha
ok la enuf...pokok pangkalnya.....i totally Dig Aeroline.....ive found my....."convenient way to fly"...alas..........................
oh today's journey was more than pleasant....not only i got to "fly conveniently"....the "flight" was super empty too....super syiok man....i was sitting alone...front,back,side all kosong...KOSONG.....can lower my seat low low..until kenot low anymore....n then straighten my feet until damn straight like almost sleeping on a bed....wahahahahahahaha..ok bohliao...
from now onwards...i'll be Aeroline's regular customer..yeazzz ahhhh....not only u feel like flying...its almost like flying on business class....even better than Air asia...air asia is like....urghhh...so disgusting until i also dunno how to elaborate....
then u have first class treatment....like "stewardess-who-cant-speak-english-properly-when-they-make-announcement" who serves u tea n coffee n bring u food....exactly like MAS flight....including the stewardess-who-cant-speak-english factor....hohoho
n then they stop at super nice rest areas....like really super nice.....toilets are clean n spotless...(yes. in Malaysia)....painted in pink n blue....n this stupid uncle still can sesat inside a girl's toilet...deng....must be colour blind...so..lesson to learn is....buta huruf tak apa...jangan buta warna...hahaha...then of course this auntie screamed at him la....
n then n then..still have....even the fruits they sell...are placed inside microvaveble container...waaaraaaoooo eh.....normally they sell put inside plastic oni leh....then hor..dunno its like...so-called "illusion" or not la....even the fruits tasted sweeter..yummy...hahaha
ok la enuf...pokok pangkalnya.....i totally Dig Aeroline.....ive found my....."convenient way to fly"...alas..........................
p/s:another reason i die die also wanna take aeroline this time is coz.....im wearing short pants!!!...*sweat*....
aiya wear so short cannot go puduraya la...sorry lor...i never bring long pants home...so the price to pay is rm50 more to take a "higher class" coach at a "higher class" place like Corus hotel...with "higher class" people who wont look and ogle at u barbarically as if they've never seen any legs in their lifetime before....besides...its bulan puasa...very pure n sacred...so cannot do any maksiat or sinful stuff...n wearing shorts to "them"...are sinful....i guess...hoohoohoo..so ah...this bulan puasa ahhh...berry berry dangerous hor...must be berry berry careful okay!
