Die

the whole petrol issue is making headlines here...crime rate will confirm go up...n its already at its peak now....really cant imagine what will it be like now....guess its back to square one....no staying out when its getting dark....n im freakin 21!this rule is meant for a 12 yr old!wtf....everything in kl is great..except THIS.

met up with the St john gang the other day...caught up with my pseudo husband Nantha...he is a fat man now....still as SICK as usual...but fat.....he insisted its buff...buff with a bootaayyy....wateverrrr....his so-called booty comes in package i said...with tits.

After Italiannies we went to Kayu n ordered this super long roti tisu....i aint kidding u...it is freakin long....about 70cm....n i forgot to snap a pic with it while it was still "standing"....when they made it "sleep"..it took two tables for it to lie on....

Kseng asked why it took them so long to serve...which I replied.."because its so long, it takes time for them to erect it to its highest point"....its been a while for me to speak in such crazy puns....n for everyone to actually get it....i call tht...a truly magical moment...

I was so bumped out when i didnt get to snap any pics...then i ranted at kseng asking him "how now?HOW?"....."aiyooo take again tomorrow lor deng"....GG....then TC said..."go n google it la deng"...
DENGGGGGG....stupid lam yans!potong steam.

then on our way back...trinna brought me the wrong way n then we missed the turning n took the damn long way to get back...we were damn freaked out coz its 1am in the morning n we went into an unfamiliar area....n my car almost GG me on the way....scare the crap outta the both of us....thank god i prayed a lil' n then sweet talk the car a lil'....it works ok.

My dad just became a victim of snatch theft the other day....while he was walking outside a row of shop lots...two rempits just sped past n snatch his gold chain...its not even nite time or anything like tht...its freakin 5pm in the evening....

N now I am getting very paranoid about rempits...i have this urge of just running them down whenever i see them on a highway...going at 100km/h there's no way they can survive...

N my dad is getting very very very paranoid....he told me that those rempits will run u down on the road n acted as if they were the victims..then as they stopped ur car n demanded that u get outta the car...they will surround u n then ur DONE....who knows what they'll do...rob...rape....take ur car away....haiiihhhhh....i wanna be a KIRA n kill all of them....

finally,Tmrw we are having a random trip to Melaka...staying over in Euclea's empty house....wtf...have to sleep on the floor...die...tht reminds me of those B list horror flicks where a bunch of teens go on vacations n then get murdered one by one...GG

Back n happy

Super happy!!!!

I absolutely lourrvee the Batam trip...thnx Yenny n ur rawking parents!!feed us until we gained like 5kgs..muahaha..thnx to ur CRV friend Errrviinnnn too...

Big chili crabs...cray fish...nasi padang...etc....Yenny is officially the Paris Hilton of Batam...kow tow kow tow...SF cant stop eating n now she's bloated n can never play soccer ever again....GG

N now im back in KL....super happy super slack....i love mamak...i love ASTRO..

Oh the other day i just had my first freakin exp mamak experience...just when u thought everything mamak is cheap...NO!

this super lauyahpek place in PJ...its not even a proper mamak shop...its by the roadside n doesnt even have a name....n so Shimin decided to name it William coz the owner is William...duuhhh

anyway....yea...its freakin exp..one plate of soft shell crab rice costs rm20 plus!!!woohoohoo...n the total bill with just one rice n few drinks costs almost 50plus...wtf wtf....nevertheless...the food was good la...but still!!!

KL is having crazy inflation now....n im freakin stupid...just when i thought i can be the paris hilton of KL...sitting at coffeebean chilling with my laptop...(nyeknyeknyek house still using dial up..yaya shut up)....i freakin donated rm10 to some chick who came up n sat in front of me n she wouldnt shut up....haih now i damn menyesal...i shud have used the money to buy a cake,pay for parking,drink a mocha,watch a movie or sumthing...urghhh....,i am not a paris hilton afterall....sieeennnnnnnnnn

FAntastico

Finally i got my butt up n started packing today....wasnt that hard...took me half the day but at least i managed to empty my closet n desk....very productive packing day indeed...*pats self on the back*

Packing is suppose to be damn frustrating n all...but but..in the midst of packing...i got a msn msg from my mum....totally made my packing day!woohoohooo....I am going to PERTH baby!!!ok ok...dont get so excited first....maybe tak jadi wan...but nvm....hoping is free anyway.

So what if Perth is the most boring place on earth?doesnt matter man...its still Angmoh land...totally dig angmoh lands...n no matter how boring...its still better than kiasuland...n she told me that if Im going I will have to self-layan myself...coz she will having meetings n stuff...deng...then i do what siut?everyday sit at cafes n ogle at angmohs meh deng!...n so...i told her to bring my brother along....n now tht he's more grown up...it'll be fun...we can do more random stuff...n laugh at fat angmohs who eat cheeseburgers...wahahahahaha

The last time we had our aussie adventure together was in Sydney...he was still a lil boy back then..but it was fun....now tht he has grown up to be a cynical n sarcastic jerk (oops)...i bet it'll be a blast....cant wait cant wait...

Boredom

Oh man, just when the exam is over....I have to wake up so damn early dont know for what!normally i wont wake up before 11...n i freakin' slept at 4am...dude,whats wrong with me...as if having so much free time after exam is not enough!now i have even more free time from the shorter hours of sleep....

Ya' know, its weird...I always thought that I'll burst out with joy after my final paper...but it didnt happen that way....its just...bla......like that...just that....ya' know what im sayin'?

N im so freakin' bored now...no more silly reality series to watch...coz I watched them all in the midst of exam...(yaaa damn cool right!)....n no more sappy emo drama tv series to catch up on...coz I watched them all before the exam...(i know!Im so cool right)...

I even watched Tila Tequila....like seriously who watches TT?haha...god the shows sick dude!How can anyone be bi-sexual..is there even such thing...Americans will do anything..they are freakin' stupid....no offense.....those who are in reality shows....one thing about TT that makes it fun to watch is all the super(SUPER) drama mamas....u have guys fighting each other...chicks fighting each other....chicks fighting with guys...when i say fight..i mean WHACK!!!like seriously belasah....pull hair slap face throw punches call ambulans...yea beat that!
its definitely not for the faint hearted....so kids...do not attempt if ur not over 30(wahaha We are asians wat...so we are conservative so must put 30 instead of 18 ma)

Ive finished all the latest episodes of OTH, GG, ANTM...so there's really nothing left!bohhhriingggg...even America's Best Dance Crew..(yea go Kaba!)

Urgh cant wait to get my butt back to KL n catch up on ASTRO....I hope my dad didnt miss paying the bill..if not Astro kena potong...then i go back..potong steam.

Cant wait to go back to meet the gang as well....Senawang getaway yay!its been a while...the last time was when again?2 yrs back?tht was reli long time ago....bunch of us...few cars...travelling on the highway...woaaahhh..back then we were just P license holders...u have no idea what it means to us driving on a HIGHWAY.....highway maut!.....I remembered on our way back..I was the one driving...n there's only the two of us...back then Chichung hasnt got his license yet.....so I drove....n he just fell asleep...n I was sleepy myself while driving...my brain was already shutting off...thank goodness I managed to slap myself awake in time....damn dangerous...waaaa...seriously it was as if I was driving subconciously...i didnt even know that Im controlling the steering.....both of us could have just GG-ed there n then....fulamak..thank god!

Berhati-hati di jalan raya..

Coming to an end

Now that exam's finally over...the whole floor is vibrant again....u can hear music n youtube blasting from every room....ppl packing, sounds of moving furnitures...oh well...its the end of the year again...there goes another year.

Had a great dinner with the girls....courtesy of Steph..again!dayyuummm...this girl is obssessed with cooking or what?bwahaha...I did helped out again this time...making an "aesthetically pleasing" looking Salad dish....taste not important...looked nice can already...just like myse...uh..GG

The other time I kinda helped out with the brownies...such an eye opener...its actually very easy only....just beat the eggs..mix oil..beat the powder etc..cheyyy thought must churn out a recipe of ur own or something like that....lol...n so I shamelessly proclaimed that I made the brownies...as if its my own recipe....padahal only helped beat the eggs n flour....the putting-in-the-oven part wasnt even done by me la....denggg...kinda totally abandoned them after a while...Steph's the one checking whether its baked...wah if it depends on me...confirm "hangus"...

Today Steph bought the SS choc cake...coz i said it was nice...so she said it was kinda my idea...the desert....GG....me again....every instant thing in the world is made by Alexis...said Farah...very GG

My mummy helped me purchase Aeroline tix today...great...its good to have a mum who owns a credit card...(errrrrrrrrrrrr...)....oh well...actually all i wanted to say is...its good to have a mummy...(errrrrr..)..nono...fine...its good to have a credit card!deng!..hana hana fine la...I LOVE MY MOTHER FINE FINE FINE....cant even make it back for mother's day...haih emooo...

Urgh now its time to decide how to pack.....wah..its harder than studying for two papers ok...no joke no joke....

K here are the pics of Steph's cooking adventures...

First time: Oriental Dish...walao reli damn oriental la...dont it makes u wanna go "ting ting tong tong" *imagine urself in an environment full of lanterns while eating with ur chopsticks n sipping chinese tea from small lil cups*
The so-called brownies that I made....actually looked like some hardened shhii...um nvmSecond time: Steph decided to go Western...this is the so-called
Aesthatically pleasing" salad...*bangga*Super sausages....wooohoho
I always thought posting food pics on blogs are sooooooo overrated...n soooo GAY....bleh....cant belif i did it...nvm...give face to Steph...ppl susah payah cook....

Bah

My eye hurts like a bitch!Got some infection...god knows from what..peeping at guys?GG

The pain, the swell, the itch...its freakin killing me...i cant even see properly now...n i still have one more paper to go...hope it heals by tmrw....well,not so much for the exam la...but more for the post exam...dont wanna look unglam n crappy ma...there will be many celebrations going on....teeheehee

ARGH reli freaking painful i wanna stab those freaking eyeballs n dig em' out n soak em' in Detol or Chlorox or something....if it doesnt heal by tues...Im really literally going to "close one eye" n do the freakin' paper...

Time of the year

Musim Kemarau is back again....like justin bringing Sexyback...god is bringing "Drought" back...why god!It is freakin' HOT!sexyback is Hot alright...but drought is HOT!!!haha lame shit.
When it is so hot, cannot study.get bad result..how not to blame god?GG

Both Kriss N I have paper tmrw....n we both still went running n followed by our damn chillax walk after that to cool down....my body is practically at its boiling point after running....seriously need to walk if not will pengsan okay...no kidding...its really really damn 9 hot!!!wah MANG CHANG...must control if not body temp heat up again...GG

I have concluded that Kriss is my chilling partner....seriously at this so-called "Crucial" period (wooaahhh scary woooo......yea wateverrrrr)...NOONE will ever be so chillax n run with me la...followed by a walk somemore WTf.

During our walk, theres this stray dog...he suddenly surged towards my direction...freaked the shit outta me...n i clinged onto Kriss..i swear that was damn gay..but I was really damn freaking pissifying scared okay!thank god we managed to turn to the dogs direction in time, if not, that damn thing could have just bite me from the behind already.....fulamak...then we both damn gay walked fast fast away from the dog....after kena bitten got sawan babi cannot take exam tmrw then GG.

"Walao damn scary la why the dog suddenly want to attack you?"
"I dont know man"
"Oh I know...coz your a bitch thats y"
"wALAOO GG la you!hmmm...but I think so too"
"GG"

The stupidest thing happened to me this morning....I thought my paper was today padahal its tomorrow...WTF...n so i woke up at 7 to prepare myself...wanted to bathe already when I saw Muifong on the way....then she told me its tmrw la...doinks....damn PAK CHI....stress until date also cannot remember....alasan kebodohan...GG