Back in KR

Have been back for almost a week or so...feeling very emotionally,mentally n physically drained now...haih...no wonder spore is the land of suicidal...this place really can drive people nuts.
Just finished helpin rachel cleaned her room...its was a disgusting mess!guys room are horribly horrid!thank god my own room wasnt like tht....
Been hiding in my clean,warm n cosy room watching non-stop japanese dramas 24/7.How do i survive in terms of food u ask?
My dad will will so proud of me....i bought vegetables for the first time in my 21 yrs of life!I even know how to cook/steam veggies with instant noodle(just to make it healthier) now...damn bangga sial!When i get home i must brag to my whole family...it is a freakin huge news to them...tht yours truly actually know how to shop for veggies!!!
Imagine the Mr.Bean scenario...where he follows the guy in the hotel...eating oysters n stuff...
I actually had no clue on how to pick the tomatoes n stuff...but i just did what those aunties do!!following every steps carefully....delicately picking n squeezing those damn fruits..or veggies..watever la..
My daddy would be proud!My daddy would be proud!My daddy would be so freakin proud!yay.
Its a big deal to me okay!Before i came here he even teased me saying tht i dont even know how to do laundry..(erm actually i really dont la...but i did pick it up fast)..just turn the damn machine oni la how hard can it be la....

Dad:When u go there how are u gg to survive huh???wash clothes also u dunno...
Me:Aiyah easy oni la....
Dad:What???just throw inside the pail n soak it whole nite isit???
Me:what????not so jia lat la...at least must whack the clothes with a stick first la...wahahaha

Wahaha damn funny..somehow i always imagine washing clothes the damn ancient kuno way...go to the river side n wash it on a wooden board n sing happily while whacking the clothes onto the board.syioknyerrrr!

Rambut tebal

Rambut tebal is my super maksiat buddy Tengcheong...Chem teacher called him rambut tebal thts y i started calling him tht...muahahha...n yes his rambut is damn ass tebal... means his hair is damn ass thick.....serious shit i ain't kidding..
well i recently went on two back to back 'maksiat' sessions with him to watch a few movies....hahhaa...we had our gud times....even back then....we were partners during chemistry lab sessions....n yes,we had lotsa chemistry!hahaha...
tht fella is gg back to Sabah for Uni n im going to miss his "maksiat" n his super corrupted antics....with him i can talk smack all nite long without having to care about what others think about my corrupted mind n manners..
i always teased him about his kampung uni n how he can only find orang utan n play with them during his pass times.... n how he would always say that he will swim across the sea to come look for me....n how the liquor is Sabah is so damn cheap that he cant stay sober normally...
during our "outing",i accompanied him to buy bermudas in some Lala shop....n i just cant stop "kutuking" him for going into a lala shop...although he is nothing like a lala..just so happen they have the berms he wanted inside there....he tried on a pair of Small size berms n told me tht his "canon" couldnt fit into it...wahhahaha wicked shit!
n how he suddenly turned to me during Transformers n told me tht Megan Fox's boobs are definitely a C....n i was quite slow at tht times....took me a while to realise what he was talking...tht sick bastard!!! its a freakin family show with little "its"(annoying children) sitting in front of us....
n how we both kept critisicing the movie Die hard n all the "keh leh feh"(extras) who will die one by one when facing the unbeatable old dude Bruce willis.
n how he told xieshen tht i made him feel so happy these few days when we hung out...n how he felt like a "Real man"...aaahahahaha...super wicked
well im so going to miss tht sickenin rambut tebal...hope tht i can bermaksiat with him again at puncak mount kinabalu when i go find him next hols....

Memorable bali quotes

Sherene:Ei,must bring passport ah?(to clubbing)
Others:No nid la... mahfan
Me:Oiiii bring leh...in case something happen(like bomb)...they can identify us n our nationalities...
Others:deng.....

Me:Ei why u got tht bracelet?bought from tht lady ah?
Sherene:No la she gave me for free....
Me:Wa....why she do tht?
Sherene:Dunno..maybe its jampi(black magic)...she wants me to go back for her manicure
Me:then take it off la...damn scary wan la jampi
Sherene:..duwan la i scared if take it off sumthing bad happen
....in the end...we went back for manicure coz sherene insisted upon it...sahlah kena jampi

Euclea:If u must choose to die is the saddest way....will u rather.....choke on tofu.....kena hit by a kancil who is moving at 20km/h....walk into a longkang
Pacat:or....ur bulu mata (eye lashes) kena tersepit(caught in) in between the lift's door....
wahahahahahahahahahaha

Bali trip

wah shit...im so outa this world....okay first up...wonderful Bali of course
I HAD LOTSA LOTSA FREAKIN FUN IN BALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sure will be back again....ppl there are damn poor...but they are damn friendly....western food there are damn cheap.....branded surfing brands are damn cheap....everything is just so damn exciting!!!!
my companions are damn "maksiat"..i totally dig them....prasath,sherene n euclea....considering he is d only guy,pacat couldnt be any gay-er than he was....he is so un-guy at all....he eats like a girl....tak guna
first day i already kena "molested" at checkpoint...tak guna...im d one who wore the most minimal cloth on me n yet they suspected tht i might smuggle stuff..deng....
officer(man):"syiok tak??(of being molested)"
me:"Syiooookkkkk....amat syiok sekali"
officer:sweat.....
well of course the officer who molested me was a female la..the male wan was just "sibuking"
then once we reached Bali....im the one who kena check luggage again....deng....pacat look like an indon...sherene looks lost...euclea look like a ball...so y me la????i just look like a sweet Chinese person..china ppl dun smuggle bombs ok...so what if they smuggle "ikan masin" n fake LVs???bigggg offence...deng
second day went on trip...watched barong dance(bohhhhring!!!)...go shopping...ate ayam penyet(damn different from spore one)...n watched euc n pacat bungee jump...
i chickened out coz im afraid of heights...damn gayat sial!!!i went up with them n i totally "mengeras"(hardened)....i cannot imagine jumping...i will freak n die!!!!do tht for what????in the end u only get a lousy tshirt n an even lousier cert tht talks cock.
went clubbing everyday coz its super happening n cheap....with angmohs half naked all dancing...damn syiok.Bounty is da place to go....sherene said bounty is da second most happening place after the other club who kena bombed..."den still wanna go meh so dangerous?"..."thts the whole point....damn vunerable wan this place will kena bomb anytime wan...thts y we must go..."...crazy woman
the funniest thing tht happened in bali was...those street vendors who try to sell us stuff couldnt figure out what nationalities we were....they thought euc n i were jap....then they saw sherene n prasath who look nothing like jap...n they just went speechless....im sure they're thinkin.."what is this two white thing duin with this one black thing n one indon pimp?"..wahahhaa
ok la damn lazy d...the end

Happy 21st Bday to me

I know I know..my title is so super bimbotic...haih...but its my Bday so doesnt matter la...
Its quite a low profile one i should say...chehwah..macam celebrity pulak...nevertheless i enjoyed it la....had a couple of my "pin tai" form 6 mates celebrating with me...even gave me super sick "pin tai" "present".....a box of crickets...not sure how u freakin spell those animals...
With tht Yunn Yee luiyan there...its always full of crazy stuff...tht luiyan really can come out with the craziest things to scare the crazy shit outa u...last yr in Redang...im sure she was the mastermind of the "surprises"....but it was fun though...i bloody jumped the shit outa my seat and freakin dropped my hp in the longkang...luckly ahseng went into da disgusting longkang n saved it....thank u...i shall not bully him tht much by calling him ahtiong...
thnx trinna-da-auntie-of-all-bitches,Yunnyee-da-crazy-rich-luiyan,Shimin-darling,Euclea-da-bangla,Kam-da-sweaty-hands-pervert,Tengcheong-my-parttime-lover-cum-pimp,Waiyung-my-genius-deskmate,AhKeong-the HK superstar,AhSeng-my hp ahtiong savior,Shawn-girlie-faced-rockstar-wannabe and my gud fren Pauline.
then we went genting.....with yyung,rambut tebal,ah kam,yunnyee n chow....damn syiok la..so long never go..even though its lame...but its the company tht counts...
and it was worth it...we got to go on the rides at nite...how many ppl ever did tht man???none....trust me..solero shot at nite was wayyy scarier than the normal solero..
then stayed in super sempit lousy hotel...even kicked the guys out coz we cant bathe in peace...the stupid toilet was so small n exposed...poor guys...i really feel guilty for treating them tht way...but....cant do anytin bout it...
it was damn fun hanging out with them all over again....talking bout stupid stuff....stuff like girls prefer longer foreplay than sex n guys just wanna go straight to sex....i told them tht the whole sex session is about 30 minutes...15minutes given to foreplay....they totally freaked out...they thought foreplay is only bout one minute...wtf
ok nvm....what im tryin to say is...we talked about these crazy stuff all the time n thts whats so wonderful about our bond...n kutuking each other...using french fries to compare the sizes of their...erm...u-noe-what...wahhahaa burger king has the longest n shortest fries ive ever seen....therefore the comparison...
overall...it was a very fun weekend....am going to Bali for another exciting weekend before staring my miserable days in uni again....

KL venture

wah sien...been sleeping all da time at home...shit...feel so helpless...n useless....
so far..only went out for one day in one whole week since im back.....n its also only for the sake of bringing Calvin around...he came back with me n stayed with his friends near IMU...
brought him out to jalan-jalan n makan-makan on wed.....we sesated couple of times..due to my lack of knowledge on the roads towards Bandar Utama...n he freaked out few times saying KL roads are super complicated..blablabla...typical..
anyway...we made it to The Curve after a stupid blunder n have to go almost 2km in front to U-turn back to One U n then U-turn again to Curve...freak!
but now..i can proudly say tht i wont sesat anymore...next time my other friends come visit...should be no prob anymore la har..
brought him to Paddington House of Pancakes.....he was super overjoyed by tht place...knowing him...da big eater...when it comes to yummy unique food...he's definitely up to it
Paddington serves up to 100 over types of pancakes..n the menus are super confusing n u'll need like one hour to decide which friggin' pancake to order...
when yenny,rach they all come...i'll for sure bring them there to try it..im sure they'll be thrilled..knowing tht kiasuland has so limited choices of food..until have to kill for donuts...muaahaha
then went to watch some lame horror thai movie in Cineleisure....scare the shit out of me few times...bloody show! Cine kinda reminds me of Spore...as in..the whole Bandar U area is almost like Spore la...coz very Chinese dominant...n not very lala-ish..Cine has lotsa cool desert stalls...dont know how long they can last though..they may look like Spore...but da place is still lack of crowd unlike Spore..every corner..lubang...is super packed to the max!
after cine i brought him to one of my fave shops..Cult..n he bought two shirts there..for almost two hundred ringgit..for two friggin T shirts...siao...but gud la..means he's rich..can take advantage of him...muaahaha
after Curve...we went Petaling Street..sad to say...its no longer full of cina lala gangsters...its now flooded with bangla vendors...no fun..no syiok anymore...not sama feel as before..haih...n they are very "clingy"...n they wont leave u alone until u walk away from their stall...super scary la...my advise??if dont plan to buy....dont even go near the stall n see..no...dont even turn ur eyes to "look" at the merchandises....n dont ask the price...most importantly...dont even bargain if u dont plan to buy...they will chase the hell out of u n scare the shit out of u....serious shit!!!!
then i brought calv to some dirty n hidden lorong to eat hokkien pork bihun soup..aiyah dunno wat u call tht in chinese la...he was so impressed...like..."how the hell u know these places man?"
muaahahaa...im da pro wat!duh....actually no la...ah seng brought me there wan
then i needed to pee...n i forced him to walk with me to da nearby hotel...hahaha..not very far la...damn fun...then those blardy ppl decided to turn "smart"...closed down their lobby toilet....i wasnt about to give up....i "toured" around the bloody hotel...went upstairs...kononyer "executive lounge area"...heck care....then i see da toilet!!...wahahha im damn smart...
then when we wanna get down to the lobby....i purposely ask calvin to take the lift...just so tht we dont look suspicious n look like hotel guest coming down from our rooms...wahlao..beh tahan...damn smart sial!!!!well of course...calvin almost fainted..
then after tht on our way back to my car...we stopped by to eat satay...tht mak cik is so super lawak giler....she was shouting..."satay satay ayam saja.....dagingnyerrr wa aa aauuu"....she can even speak cantonese leh..luckly never kutuk her...phew...
after tht i brought calv to imbi to eat desert...this place full of lala ppl ...i assume they came after their work at handphone booths or lala retail shops in sg wang....
then we proceeded to klcc area...i brought him to see da clubbing scene in kl...then we saw a prostitute n was wondering whether she is a female or male...thts when i almost banged a car in front of me....shit...shouldnt be too "asyik" in looking at hookers!
didnt go clubbing coz we were wearing like cock..i mean..him la...he wear like cock..hahhaa...he freakin wore flipflops la...how to go into clubs...go mamak can la...deng
after tht i sent him back to his "deserted" apartment in da middle of nowhere near bukit jalil...luckly im smart..know how to go..wahhaha...
n da conclusion of everything is...I AM DAMN SMART...sometimes i also kenot tahan myself..haihhhh

Fifth floor girls

today we had a dinner outing...the fifth floor girls...Small Steph organised it and we went to Esplanade to have Thai food buffet...food was not bad...but i dont think its worth 20 plus dollars...besides im not a buffet person..cant eat much...but again....its the companion n "ambience" that counts...
cam-whored the entire time in the restaurant...shamelessly...i even tried out the kennysia method of switching into video mode n tricked them...its really funny i must admit...thank u kennysia for making my live more colourful n exciting!...n that is by making the lives of others more miserable...yay...
Us fifth floor girls are damn happening wan ok...we used to have breakfast together n now a final dinner outing before we part...some of them are not staying on next sem...so this is kinda like...our last "supper"..muahaha
the turn out was good..with all da happening people showing up
...we have people like myself..of course....n mostly the girls from the long wing...eunice,farhana,manny,cassandra,mui fong n mun yin....then we have the girls from the short wing....steph n wan ru...oops n natalie of course...from toilet wing..thts damn sad n potong steam i know!
the others who didnt show up are either unenthusiastic ah tiongs n ignorant angmoh....or they are not around or had gone home...
floor outings are fun....at least we girls had a good time without having to force yourself to socialize and talk to people tht u dont like...(yeah im talking bout the block)...i wont go out with my block but i will definitely go out with my floor girls anytime...
cass n manny are leaving n mui fong's moving to manny's room..."good la,if i move closer to u then u can get cap 4.5"...said mui fong....
then i gek her..."huh?but initially my cap is 5.0 wan leh...if u move nearer to me then my cap drops sia.."...then..she vomited blood of course..
nat is going to move into cass's room...which means...no difference!..coz both have equally powerful n high decibel voices that will make king kong proud...which means..whoever that stayed on...i also wont have a peaceful live either way....