Memorable bali quotes

Sherene:Ei,must bring passport ah?(to clubbing)
Others:No nid la... mahfan
Me:Oiiii bring leh...in case something happen(like bomb)...they can identify us n our nationalities...
Others:deng.....

Me:Ei why u got tht bracelet?bought from tht lady ah?
Sherene:No la she gave me for free....
Me:Wa....why she do tht?
Sherene:Dunno..maybe its jampi(black magic)...she wants me to go back for her manicure
Me:then take it off la...damn scary wan la jampi
Sherene:..duwan la i scared if take it off sumthing bad happen
....in the end...we went back for manicure coz sherene insisted upon it...sahlah kena jampi

Euclea:If u must choose to die is the saddest way....will u rather.....choke on tofu.....kena hit by a kancil who is moving at 20km/h....walk into a longkang
Pacat:or....ur bulu mata (eye lashes) kena tersepit(caught in) in between the lift's door....
wahahahahahahahahahaha