KL venture

wah sien...been sleeping all da time at home...shit...feel so helpless...n useless....
so far..only went out for one day in one whole week since im back.....n its also only for the sake of bringing Calvin around...he came back with me n stayed with his friends near IMU...
brought him out to jalan-jalan n makan-makan on wed.....we sesated couple of times..due to my lack of knowledge on the roads towards Bandar Utama...n he freaked out few times saying KL roads are super complicated..blablabla...typical..
anyway...we made it to The Curve after a stupid blunder n have to go almost 2km in front to U-turn back to One U n then U-turn again to Curve...freak!
but now..i can proudly say tht i wont sesat anymore...next time my other friends come visit...should be no prob anymore la har..
brought him to Paddington House of Pancakes.....he was super overjoyed by tht place...knowing him...da big eater...when it comes to yummy unique food...he's definitely up to it
Paddington serves up to 100 over types of pancakes..n the menus are super confusing n u'll need like one hour to decide which friggin' pancake to order...
when yenny,rach they all come...i'll for sure bring them there to try it..im sure they'll be thrilled..knowing tht kiasuland has so limited choices of food..until have to kill for donuts...muaahaha
then went to watch some lame horror thai movie in Cineleisure....scare the shit out of me few times...bloody show! Cine kinda reminds me of Spore...as in..the whole Bandar U area is almost like Spore la...coz very Chinese dominant...n not very lala-ish..Cine has lotsa cool desert stalls...dont know how long they can last though..they may look like Spore...but da place is still lack of crowd unlike Spore..every corner..lubang...is super packed to the max!
after cine i brought him to one of my fave shops..Cult..n he bought two shirts there..for almost two hundred ringgit..for two friggin T shirts...siao...but gud la..means he's rich..can take advantage of him...muaahaha
after Curve...we went Petaling Street..sad to say...its no longer full of cina lala gangsters...its now flooded with bangla vendors...no fun..no syiok anymore...not sama feel as before..haih...n they are very "clingy"...n they wont leave u alone until u walk away from their stall...super scary la...my advise??if dont plan to buy....dont even go near the stall n see..no...dont even turn ur eyes to "look" at the merchandises....n dont ask the price...most importantly...dont even bargain if u dont plan to buy...they will chase the hell out of u n scare the shit out of u....serious shit!!!!
then i brought calv to some dirty n hidden lorong to eat hokkien pork bihun soup..aiyah dunno wat u call tht in chinese la...he was so impressed...like..."how the hell u know these places man?"
muaahahaa...im da pro wat!duh....actually no la...ah seng brought me there wan
then i needed to pee...n i forced him to walk with me to da nearby hotel...hahaha..not very far la...damn fun...then those blardy ppl decided to turn "smart"...closed down their lobby toilet....i wasnt about to give up....i "toured" around the bloody hotel...went upstairs...kononyer "executive lounge area"...heck care....then i see da toilet!!...wahahha im damn smart...
then when we wanna get down to the lobby....i purposely ask calvin to take the lift...just so tht we dont look suspicious n look like hotel guest coming down from our rooms...wahlao..beh tahan...damn smart sial!!!!well of course...calvin almost fainted..
then after tht on our way back to my car...we stopped by to eat satay...tht mak cik is so super lawak giler....she was shouting..."satay satay ayam saja.....dagingnyerrr wa aa aauuu"....she can even speak cantonese leh..luckly never kutuk her...phew...
after tht i brought calv to imbi to eat desert...this place full of lala ppl ...i assume they came after their work at handphone booths or lala retail shops in sg wang....
then we proceeded to klcc area...i brought him to see da clubbing scene in kl...then we saw a prostitute n was wondering whether she is a female or male...thts when i almost banged a car in front of me....shit...shouldnt be too "asyik" in looking at hookers!
didnt go clubbing coz we were wearing like cock..i mean..him la...he wear like cock..hahhaa...he freakin wore flipflops la...how to go into clubs...go mamak can la...deng
after tht i sent him back to his "deserted" apartment in da middle of nowhere near bukit jalil...luckly im smart..know how to go..wahhaha...
n da conclusion of everything is...I AM DAMN SMART...sometimes i also kenot tahan myself..haihhhh