U-Fern-Alexis says:
how are things at home
everything ok?
jeannie says:
biasalah
U-Fern-Alexis says:
haha now tht u dont have to send me money every mth do u feel relieved?
jeannie says:
i need to pay for my credit card bills lah
U-Fern-Alexis says:
good la at least u got more money to pay for bills maaa
who ask u spend so much with credit card
i also got credit card now dun play play
hahaha
jeannie says:
i got to go. take care and enjoy your new hp
I SWEAR yuan lai my mum is a STEP....zdy use up her previous child support to pay up her credit card bills OH BOY~
Friday, 1 October 2010
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
My various FMLs
I swear I always have my FAIR share of FML moments in Spore...ALWAYS, to the point tht it is not funny anymore.
Note this, when i said FML, its really FMFL TTM....n they always tend to happen in public places, i.e. MRT, bus, shopping centres, etc...i sweaaarrr this country n its ppl are against MEEEE!
FMLs in the public transportation:
Took a train right to my destination, unsure of which to alight, waited a while when the door is still open, only to realised tht IT IS the station to alight, but too embarrassed to suddenly rush out, so just pretend n alighted at the next station, n then to board the opposite train to get back to the previous destination...FML.
Took a bus to office, bus was crowded, couldnt reach the nearest bell, so I "geh kiang" I spotted the nearest HANDICAP button which is just below my knees, pressed on it, caused some emergency "DETTT DETTT DETTT" alarm, whole bus looked at me, I didnt know the handicap button is different from the normal one, quickly dash out from the bus once it stopped....FML.
Walked all the way from Suntec to Esplanade without really knowing the exact direction, but decided to try it anyway coz wanted to take a straight bus home instead of a train at Suntec, walked n walked n walked, in heels, after gyming, legs sore,with gym bag and groceries, finally reached Esplanade, busstop closed for F1, had to walk to the City Hall MRT, in the end still have to take train after waking ten million miles in heels....FML
At work:
Director told me to report at Lil' India, went there all the way, last minute cancellation, was told to report at Somerset instead, went there again,took train n walked n walked n walked nonstop, so happen i was in killer heels that day n i had to do the most walking, reached destination but manager on leave, so I had to go back all the way to office at Paya Lebar....travelled from west to north to central back to west, all for nothing.....FML.
Personal:
Bought a Blackberry online, very cheap great deal so yay, checked the printed invoice, address is there but without the house unit number....FML.
Ok basically I had lotsa other FMLs, these are just the few prominent ones....gotta love my FMLs.
Note this, when i said FML, its really FMFL TTM....n they always tend to happen in public places, i.e. MRT, bus, shopping centres, etc...i sweaaarrr this country n its ppl are against MEEEE!
FMLs in the public transportation:
Took a train right to my destination, unsure of which to alight, waited a while when the door is still open, only to realised tht IT IS the station to alight, but too embarrassed to suddenly rush out, so just pretend n alighted at the next station, n then to board the opposite train to get back to the previous destination...FML.
Took a bus to office, bus was crowded, couldnt reach the nearest bell, so I "geh kiang" I spotted the nearest HANDICAP button which is just below my knees, pressed on it, caused some emergency "DETTT DETTT DETTT" alarm, whole bus looked at me, I didnt know the handicap button is different from the normal one, quickly dash out from the bus once it stopped....FML.
Walked all the way from Suntec to Esplanade without really knowing the exact direction, but decided to try it anyway coz wanted to take a straight bus home instead of a train at Suntec, walked n walked n walked, in heels, after gyming, legs sore,with gym bag and groceries, finally reached Esplanade, busstop closed for F1, had to walk to the City Hall MRT, in the end still have to take train after waking ten million miles in heels....FML
At work:
Director told me to report at Lil' India, went there all the way, last minute cancellation, was told to report at Somerset instead, went there again,took train n walked n walked n walked nonstop, so happen i was in killer heels that day n i had to do the most walking, reached destination but manager on leave, so I had to go back all the way to office at Paya Lebar....travelled from west to north to central back to west, all for nothing.....FML.
Personal:
Bought a Blackberry online, very cheap great deal so yay, checked the printed invoice, address is there but without the house unit number....FML.
Ok basically I had lotsa other FMLs, these are just the few prominent ones....gotta love my FMLs.
Thursday, 23 September 2010
To earn a Coach
Yes uhuhhh things that I do for a Coach/Kate Spade/ CK ANYTHINGGGG hahahaha.
No la duhhh its coz I love u too much ARASO?!!!! KAN ZHE BANNNN
N i swear i dug out the archive n yuan lai we have GAZILLION pictures together LOL zhendeyaoooo right WHY ARE U NOT MY BF???loves it
The Ahlian n the...FREAK...hahaha
Oh boy look at how YOUNG we were.....sobbbssss~
WOWZAAA upgrade ten million times BAAAMMM!
The other day CT was just askin me, "eh how ah are u very sad tht he's gone?"...HAHAHAHA really wanna be sad right?...but guess what? "Yeaaa i think I will coz i talk to him everyday"...HAHAHAHA LOVES IT....then Ct said "OMG yeaa i think will too..."....see see see ZDBY buy both of us COACH huh huhhhhhhh
YES UHUHHH everyone's FAVE pls finally guest appearanceeee woohooo....
Anyway the point of this post is.....to show how much we have "UPGRADED" throughout the years HAHAHA...except the fact tht u've been losing some "up" there n gaining some "down" there....HAHAHAHA
Oh boyyyy look at that HAHAHAHA
ZDY matching color rightttt loves it....zdby be my bf?
GUO RAN UPGRADE GAO GAOOOOO nudbad nudbadddd....we aged for the BETTER indeed.
N u always said tht u will jump off the Empire state building...I SWEAR THT IS NOT FUNNY OK IF U EVER DO SUCH THINGS or in fact do other equally harmful shit like TD HS OCBC HSBC DBS wateverrr WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU I SWEARRR THIS IS A WARNING ARASOOOOOO???!!!!!!!!!
Last but not least,, I hope u really have the time of your life in USA despite the fact tht ur going alone"(ZDBY RIGHT!!!)....im pretty sure u will enjoy urself ttm n take the time to relax n put those troubles behind u....throw em into the Niagara falls which isnt in ARIZONA btw, n come back as a better man....dont think tht the world has abandoned u coz we all LOVE U much much here arasooooo!!! just better make sure we get our COACH ok thanks...
Your family here misses you so come back in one piece!
8GZ loves you!!!!
Til Oct 14.............................
No la duhhh its coz I love u too much ARASO?!!!! KAN ZHE BANNNN
N i swear i dug out the archive n yuan lai we have GAZILLION pictures together LOL zhendeyaoooo right WHY ARE U NOT MY BF???loves it
The Ahlian n the...FREAK...hahaha
Oh boy look at how YOUNG we were.....sobbbssss~
WOWZAAA upgrade ten million times BAAAMMM!The other day CT was just askin me, "eh how ah are u very sad tht he's gone?"...HAHAHAHA really wanna be sad right?...but guess what? "Yeaaa i think I will coz i talk to him everyday"...HAHAHAHA LOVES IT....then Ct said "OMG yeaa i think will too..."....see see see ZDBY buy both of us COACH huh huhhhhhhh
YES UHUHHH everyone's FAVE pls finally guest appearanceeee woohooo....Anyway the point of this post is.....to show how much we have "UPGRADED" throughout the years HAHAHA...except the fact tht u've been losing some "up" there n gaining some "down" there....HAHAHAHA
Oh boyyyy look at that HAHAHAHA
ZDY matching color rightttt loves it....zdby be my bf?
GUO RAN UPGRADE GAO GAOOOOO nudbad nudbadddd....we aged for the BETTER indeed.N u always said tht u will jump off the Empire state building...I SWEAR THT IS NOT FUNNY OK IF U EVER DO SUCH THINGS or in fact do other equally harmful shit like TD HS OCBC HSBC DBS wateverrr WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU I SWEARRR THIS IS A WARNING ARASOOOOOO???!!!!!!!!!
Last but not least,, I hope u really have the time of your life in USA despite the fact tht ur going alone"(ZDBY RIGHT!!!)....im pretty sure u will enjoy urself ttm n take the time to relax n put those troubles behind u....throw em into the Niagara falls which isnt in ARIZONA btw, n come back as a better man....dont think tht the world has abandoned u coz we all LOVE U much much here arasooooo!!! just better make sure we get our COACH ok thanks...
Your family here misses you so come back in one piece!
8GZ loves you!!!!Til Oct 14.............................
Tuesday, 21 September 2010
Mummy dearest
Received an email reply from my mum tht got me rather emotional....n i kept the email n read them over n over again for the past few days...
hi!
Ok. i'm glad you settled down and hope you enjoy and endure working life.
I hope i have provided enuf and wish that i could do more for my children.
Its a relieve to know you are tolerable and out to seek for your own destiny.
I wish you the very best too!
Meanwhile, i do receive the letters from the bank and will try to scan over to you 2moro.
I propose you just pay the minimum requirement - @ SG100 like that.
Everyone over here is as usual.
I need to travel to Hokkaido-Japan between 16 - 23 OCT for a tourism conference there.
we catch up - take care!
luv u
mum
Love you too MUM....take care, will be back to see u guys soon! :)
hi!
Ok. i'm glad you settled down and hope you enjoy and endure working life.
I hope i have provided enuf and wish that i could do more for my children.
Its a relieve to know you are tolerable and out to seek for your own destiny.
I wish you the very best too!
Meanwhile, i do receive the letters from the bank and will try to scan over to you 2moro.
I propose you just pay the minimum requirement - @ SG100 like that.
Everyone over here is as usual.
I need to travel to Hokkaido-Japan between 16 - 23 OCT for a tourism conference there.
we catch up - take care!
luv u
mum
Love you too MUM....take care, will be back to see u guys soon! :)
Sunday, 19 September 2010
Why are Sats so haps
Yes Uhuh because Sats are the only days u look forward to in a week n u can sleep thru n not wake up for work the next day.
Unfortunately my Sats are all burned out as i have to attend lotsa AGM,EOGM meetings that are usually carried out on Sats..which is why i must release my stress after tht...
Which is why....we must go ARENA...HAHAHAHA gotta love the "no-link" excuses.
Gotta getchoself hydrated for Arena yo'~
Workin' the Plat Plats yes uhuh~
The Rihanna workin' the stage....damn chaoji ghetto with attitude gao gao to the max i swear...gotta love this bitch~
The HOT ghetto guys...my boyfriend is that Chrisbrown on the left woohoooo so hot pls the whole night we kept touchin' his bling uhuh uhuh loves it~
Oh boy, no comment~
Pheewwwwiiitttt so nice pls.
Gotta love BB cream tht makes ur face white like a geisha when ur whole body is tanned like a Tyra.
Most Up to date version of "Peter the Pimp" v3.
Oh boy, Arena is really the club that brings back so many memories of Bash...
Mistaaayyyyyy....like a Genting.
Bitchin bout......"ZDY wear sneakers with jeans to club simi saiiii"...referring to one of the girls dancing on the dance flr.
Dancing with the Live ghetto band how bout that?ZDBY go Arena laaaaaa.....its da BOMB pls.
Scandalous picture yes uhuhhh~
Oh boy look at tht little Lisya bitch~
NO wait, look at this bigger bitch instead....gotta wipe ur own ass now, PI GU LIAO *crack*
Oh boy, check out my baby bump....result of heavy dinner n drinks gotta love tht~...
I will have GHA in 6mths time from now til DP, i swear~
Yahuuuu happy 5GZ~
ANTM-ing in da lockaaahh~
ANTM-ing in the middle of Clark Quay n forcing one of the "Yuan de Pu ne na" to take this shot~
MACS for supper....to hell with diet, we got 6mths thts more than enuf...HHAHAHAHA
We were all surprisingly Sober.....we still got it alright~
What a FUN night with them bitches....I used to think tht once we work, clubbing will be so ovah...but we are not that OLD afterall....tho i woke up with my whole body aching hahaha.
Til CC comes back from USA................ in the meantime,we shall suppress the ghettoness in us.
Unfortunately my Sats are all burned out as i have to attend lotsa AGM,EOGM meetings that are usually carried out on Sats..which is why i must release my stress after tht...
Which is why....we must go ARENA...HAHAHAHA gotta love the "no-link" excuses.
Gotta getchoself hydrated for Arena yo'~
Workin' the Plat Plats yes uhuh~
The Rihanna workin' the stage....damn chaoji ghetto with attitude gao gao to the max i swear...gotta love this bitch~
The HOT ghetto guys...my boyfriend is that Chrisbrown on the left woohoooo so hot pls the whole night we kept touchin' his bling uhuh uhuh loves it~
Oh boy, no comment~
Pheewwwwiiitttt so nice pls.
Gotta love BB cream tht makes ur face white like a geisha when ur whole body is tanned like a Tyra.
Most Up to date version of "Peter the Pimp" v3.Oh boy, Arena is really the club that brings back so many memories of Bash...
Mistaaayyyyyy....like a Genting.
Bitchin bout......"ZDY wear sneakers with jeans to club simi saiiii"...referring to one of the girls dancing on the dance flr.
Dancing with the Live ghetto band how bout that?ZDBY go Arena laaaaaa.....its da BOMB pls.
Scandalous picture yes uhuhhh~
Oh boy look at tht little Lisya bitch~
NO wait, look at this bigger bitch instead....gotta wipe ur own ass now, PI GU LIAO *crack*
Oh boy, check out my baby bump....result of heavy dinner n drinks gotta love tht~...I will have GHA in 6mths time from now til DP, i swear~
Yahuuuu happy 5GZ~
ANTM-ing in da lockaaahh~
ANTM-ing in the middle of Clark Quay n forcing one of the "Yuan de Pu ne na" to take this shot~
MACS for supper....to hell with diet, we got 6mths thts more than enuf...HHAHAHAHA
We were all surprisingly Sober.....we still got it alright~What a FUN night with them bitches....I used to think tht once we work, clubbing will be so ovah...but we are not that OLD afterall....tho i woke up with my whole body aching hahaha.
Til CC comes back from USA................ in the meantime,we shall suppress the ghettoness in us.
Saturday, 18 September 2010
I know i can never fit in
No matter how hard i try.
Had the most depressing first co. event's bowling/dinner with few of my colleagues...n oh boyyy I wanted time to FLY by so badly the whole time I felt awkward n just plain BORED....didnt know how to make small talks, didnt want to...the worst thing isnt about small talks, its tht i cannot relate to them at all....I dont know how n i dont want to know how.
How I miss those days where I can talk about anything under the sun n making lame jokes in between...where i can talk about sports, dance, studies,projects, friends, weirdos, etc....how i can insert silly terms like "dont be gay"..."ur damn stupid"..."what a bitch"...without ppl misunderstanding me n take it the literal way....now i really have to watch my mouth alot therefore making me a super boring person who NEVER talks at all...all i do is "Hi, Im a Mgt Trainee"...end of convo....then whole time just smile n smile n smile n act like the biggest noob in the world.
How I missed those days where i can just strut around in my hot denim shorts with slippers n tshirt without having to care about how short my shorts were, how much legs revealed, how inappropriately dressed I am.....
I miss being a STUDENT, because working is really.....
Had the most depressing first co. event's bowling/dinner with few of my colleagues...n oh boyyy I wanted time to FLY by so badly the whole time I felt awkward n just plain BORED....didnt know how to make small talks, didnt want to...the worst thing isnt about small talks, its tht i cannot relate to them at all....I dont know how n i dont want to know how.
How I miss those days where I can talk about anything under the sun n making lame jokes in between...where i can talk about sports, dance, studies,projects, friends, weirdos, etc....how i can insert silly terms like "dont be gay"..."ur damn stupid"..."what a bitch"...without ppl misunderstanding me n take it the literal way....now i really have to watch my mouth alot therefore making me a super boring person who NEVER talks at all...all i do is "Hi, Im a Mgt Trainee"...end of convo....then whole time just smile n smile n smile n act like the biggest noob in the world.
How I missed those days where i can just strut around in my hot denim shorts with slippers n tshirt without having to care about how short my shorts were, how much legs revealed, how inappropriately dressed I am.....
I miss being a STUDENT, because working is really.....
Monday, 13 September 2010
The LONGEST train ride of mah life
Today I literally spent my whole day IN the train going from north south east west everywhere OMG i think Im starting to develop train-trauma now.
Suppose to go to EPSC to submit the docs for my employment pass (YES UPGREDDDDD~)...Then fml i travelled all the way from home to Clarkquay n tht person said my Med Report is not original...he then asked me to go back to the Med Centre to get the Doc's signature...YES GO ALL THE WAY THERE JUST FOR THE GOD DAMN SIGNATURE....I swear sometimes these procedures n paperworks really make NO FUCKIN sense.
OK so i travelled ALL THEY WAY to Boon Lay from ClarkQuay....n then ALL THE WAY back to ClarkQUay again to ESPC...FMFL i swear i wanna cry already, I feel like god is toying with me when it comes to making the god damn EP!!!!Maybe I should just stick to having a Workpermit like a bangla.
Im suppose to report back at my HQ which is at Paya Lebar by lunch....but fml obviously i couldnt make it back in time i almost wanted to just take the whole day off already, but fml again, I cant coz Im on probation, so no leave for me..
So i rushed like crazy n by the time i reached PayaLebar its already 330pm....means i only have 2 and a half hour left before going into the train again OMG....im suppose to be happy tht im knocking off but guess wat, Im really NOT looking forward to TRAIN goshhh its THAT traumatising, n u know i really hate crowded places I swear one day i really will go crazy inside n start killin ppl.
OK aside from my train-trauma, I am so glad tht i finally got the damn EP then n there...thank god there is not need for taking unnecessary half days off to collect it another day....
N oh, guess what, what a stark difference between EP n WP....the moment i walked in, woaaahhh greeted by the super friendly customer service officer....then the office is at Riverwalk, atas to the maxness.....registration is like how freakin hi-tech, use kiosk...then ur name will be prompted on the screen to indicate tht u can proceed to the counters....then the ambience so nice n chill with jazz music....I SWEARRRR this is not how banglas n maids were treated at the WPSC at Tanjong Pagar, trust me I know better, been there done that.....major social discrimination, gotta love Singapore for that!
So yea, thank god I looked good today coz todays monday n mondays n fridays are my look good days HAHAHA....coz there are so many atas lookin ppl (angmoh especially) at the EPSC...not bad not bad i actually looked like one of them high rollers....yes uhuhhh
Then when i was on my way back, wanted to check out the bus coz Im so sick of the train already n guess wat???I saw my "old flame" (wow wow) at the busstop n i totally siam-ed like 2secs earlier before he turned his head n sees me....I SWEAR its sooooo henggggg pheww....gotta love my dramatic live....n fml in order to avoid, i had to go take the damn train....HAHA but damn funny i swear I almost ran with my heels up the bridge just so tht he couldnt see me.
Oh yea, then when i was waiting for the MRT, i spotted a damn goodlookin angmoh from like two doors away (MRT doors)...like seriously goodlooking (in work clothes) i wonder since when got such goodlooking angmoh working in Spore wan...then I just took one glance at him n guess what??He took one glance at me too n he actually walked over to MY DOOR yes uhuhhhhhh loves it plssss....ok ok maybe i think too much but hey cant a girl dream a lil'!!!
Then once we got into the train, he sat across me while I stood beside the glass panel at the door....i can TOTALLY see him checkin me out plsssss (from the door mirrors)...GOTTA LOVES THT....n he is totally HOT ok i swear, like a 28 year old armani model!WOOTSSS scoreeee kachingggg!
OK at least I know my train rides did pay off....yuan laiiii CT is right maybe i will end up with angmoh afterall even tho i dont want to but hey at least i will have cute babies yes uhuh dun be hatin'...k bye.
Suppose to go to EPSC to submit the docs for my employment pass (YES UPGREDDDDD~)...Then fml i travelled all the way from home to Clarkquay n tht person said my Med Report is not original...he then asked me to go back to the Med Centre to get the Doc's signature...YES GO ALL THE WAY THERE JUST FOR THE GOD DAMN SIGNATURE....I swear sometimes these procedures n paperworks really make NO FUCKIN sense.
OK so i travelled ALL THEY WAY to Boon Lay from ClarkQuay....n then ALL THE WAY back to ClarkQUay again to ESPC...FMFL i swear i wanna cry already, I feel like god is toying with me when it comes to making the god damn EP!!!!Maybe I should just stick to having a Workpermit like a bangla.
Im suppose to report back at my HQ which is at Paya Lebar by lunch....but fml obviously i couldnt make it back in time i almost wanted to just take the whole day off already, but fml again, I cant coz Im on probation, so no leave for me..
So i rushed like crazy n by the time i reached PayaLebar its already 330pm....means i only have 2 and a half hour left before going into the train again OMG....im suppose to be happy tht im knocking off but guess wat, Im really NOT looking forward to TRAIN goshhh its THAT traumatising, n u know i really hate crowded places I swear one day i really will go crazy inside n start killin ppl.
OK aside from my train-trauma, I am so glad tht i finally got the damn EP then n there...thank god there is not need for taking unnecessary half days off to collect it another day....
N oh, guess what, what a stark difference between EP n WP....the moment i walked in, woaaahhh greeted by the super friendly customer service officer....then the office is at Riverwalk, atas to the maxness.....registration is like how freakin hi-tech, use kiosk...then ur name will be prompted on the screen to indicate tht u can proceed to the counters....then the ambience so nice n chill with jazz music....I SWEARRRR this is not how banglas n maids were treated at the WPSC at Tanjong Pagar, trust me I know better, been there done that.....major social discrimination, gotta love Singapore for that!
So yea, thank god I looked good today coz todays monday n mondays n fridays are my look good days HAHAHA....coz there are so many atas lookin ppl (angmoh especially) at the EPSC...not bad not bad i actually looked like one of them high rollers....yes uhuhhh
Then when i was on my way back, wanted to check out the bus coz Im so sick of the train already n guess wat???I saw my "old flame" (wow wow) at the busstop n i totally siam-ed like 2secs earlier before he turned his head n sees me....I SWEAR its sooooo henggggg pheww....gotta love my dramatic live....n fml in order to avoid, i had to go take the damn train....HAHA but damn funny i swear I almost ran with my heels up the bridge just so tht he couldnt see me.
Oh yea, then when i was waiting for the MRT, i spotted a damn goodlookin angmoh from like two doors away (MRT doors)...like seriously goodlooking (in work clothes) i wonder since when got such goodlooking angmoh working in Spore wan...then I just took one glance at him n guess what??He took one glance at me too n he actually walked over to MY DOOR yes uhuhhhhhh loves it plssss....ok ok maybe i think too much but hey cant a girl dream a lil'!!!
Then once we got into the train, he sat across me while I stood beside the glass panel at the door....i can TOTALLY see him checkin me out plsssss (from the door mirrors)...GOTTA LOVES THT....n he is totally HOT ok i swear, like a 28 year old armani model!WOOTSSS scoreeee kachingggg!
OK at least I know my train rides did pay off....yuan laiiii CT is right maybe i will end up with angmoh afterall even tho i dont want to but hey at least i will have cute babies yes uhuh dun be hatin'...k bye.
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