Supperclub

Its been such a LONG time since we went clubbing....the last time we went was like, last year?OMG we are Officially OLD.

Step invited us to Supperclub last Sat because apparently tht place is a cool, swanky club with all sorts of "beautiful" people inside....but sadly, its not true...the only beautiful ones are ..ahemmmm...us...HAHAHAHA.....ok maybe CC's fav voguelicious man whom is god damn FIERCE by the way....dayummmm tht voguelicious man workin' those furrr coat n heels higher than any heels Ive ever worn!

OK here's some pics tht i saw before going to the place, just to see whether its really tht nice or not like wat Step told us.



WOAH damn nice right the pictures???But sadly, it doesnt look like that at all!!!FOL....HAHAHA...well ok la its more or less the same still, maybe coz its dark thts y we cant really see all the nice designs n layouts....i mean, it just looks like any other clubs with sleazy ppl grinding each other....except this one has got BEDS....room for maksiat huh???loves it.



BUT this has got to be the MAIN reason tht we came here!!!!


That bitch just wanted to see DJ Amy aka amalinavanhoisenidunnowateverhernameis.

All i can say is, STEP STOP BEING A BITCH n getchoself together!


The Cab Trio....CT,MCPQuan n myself.....sadly we didnt go home as a trio tht night!HAHAHA

The chicas.....CT Kimjungah, Alexis ParkGahee, n Step, errrmmm.. the KRStepper?...HAHAHA sorry la ur too short to be AS ma...gotta love that.

The Original Asian Beauty in the centre....no wonder she rocked the pose the most!


Look at the Old Father...like he was about to say "Tssskkk Ma Deee zhen de shi *hmrrrpppp gruntssss like an old man*"

Walaooo Step really looks DAMN SMALL next to me lorrr wtf.

We had fun tht night but sadly we didnt GG at all....tolerance really too zai until cannot GG anymore sian....we can no longer club la seriously....shall stick with just cooking n drinking in hall....like wat old ppl do....loves it.



But guess who GG-ed the most tht night??Non other than this crazy bitch right here...she was like falling all over the place screaming random stuff like "Eh guys thanks for coming, OMG I love u guys so much" N "Pls dont ever SMOKE or I wont be your friend anymore"....LIKE WTF???
Then she will start breaking into Alvan's dance moves with countings....irregardless of the songs....whether its a britney,ladygaga,PCD or even techno songs HAHAHAHAHAHA
We basically just watched her crazy antics the whole night while lying on the bed....quite entertaining I must say!


All the "survivors" of the night....

To commemorate this post..........



"NO JAWLINE".................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

My first job interview

The day that I was dreading so much has finally arrived...n all my worries before were actually unnecessary because the interview went on quite well n definitely not as stressful as I thought...so yea...wootssss

I guess having people's skills and the ability to talk nonsense does help afterall...who says being funny n talking rubbish is NOT a skill??now suck on tht u suckas.... tht is, if i got this job offer laaa HAHA...k watever

Different sectors have different ways of interviewing I think....since RE is such a "people" thing, having the ability to talk is definitely one of the major PLUSSSS...unlike say, Engine or Science or IT that test you on ur knowledge of that particular field during the interview...

Well welcome to the world of RE where the interview process goes like this....

I walked into the room with three directors....n I was like all friendly going all "Helloooo hi hi hi" only to feel like an idiot after tht because they didnt respond to me n thts when i realised tht "OH FML wrong move".

Sat down directly in front of them trembling like crazy coz I thought I had a bad start...but then the guy was like "Alexis...who gave u this name?"...in my mind i was thinking "WTF"...but then I relaxed n talked to them as if they are my BFFs...."Oh I gave myself this name, my parents gave me another name but I didnt like it"....."Whats your original name?"..."Erm lets not talk about tht, if not I wouldnt have given myself another name right?"....HAHAHA...ok they really laughed ok so the HAHAHA is real...wtf

Then he asked even more nonsense stuff like "Oh ur from KL...surname NG, teochew right?wah can speak canto!"....n i was like "yea uhuh my family migrated to KL since I was young n we settled there but were originally from Malacca blablablabla........"
"Oh my wife's from Malacca too!"...."Oh n u seemed very active....play many sports.."
"Yeah I play soccer"...."SOCCER???" *all 6 eye balls almost pop out* funniest moment ever I swear....

Then more n more irrelevant stuff like..."Oh so wats the difference between Msian n Sporean guys"....n i was like WTF???then i couldnt think of anything i just blurted out "Oh sporean guys are more poser-ish while Msian guys are more geek-ish"...LOL LOL LOL....loves it

HAHAHAHA ok overall the interview was more like a chitchatting session....so funny OMG....but I think they liked me thts y HAHAHA so zhi lian loves it....well of course there are SOME RE related stuff such as standard ques like "WHy choose our company, what are ur long term plans etc"...but I swear 80 percent of the time we were just going on n on about my hall life, my friends, my hobbies, my family ETC......so fun pls.

They actually had few of the directors interviewing us at the same time....so in the other room, my other vietnamese friend had her interview as well....towards the end, she was like "OMG so scary etc etc....they asked me weird ques like if you are driving on a highway n saw a handsome guy, a doctor n a sick person who will u pick up?".....the funny thing was not the question...the funny thing was, she got freaked out by the ques!!!!!WTF HAHAHA..i would totally answer "HANDSOME GUY"....n thats how u stand out!but no, she chose the "sick person" POTONG stimmmmm.....

towards the end, i found out tht my interviewer is actually the Chairman of the company....the most BIG shot one!...loves it....n he was the one talking nonsense to me all the time...HAHAHAHA.....n he looked very pleased towards the end....n I kept telling them tht my grades arent as good as compared to my peers but it wasnt a good excuse to say tht hall life made me distracted etc....n he was like "We are looking beyond grades, it doesnt really matter when it comes to the real world...etc etc"......he just gave me a BIG FAT HOPE there!!!POWWW

At the end of the day, I dont really care about the outcome...doesnt matter if Im not shortlisted but at least I had my first interview n a good starting ground.....keep em' comin' I'd say!

Of too much Aglio Olio

Im suppose to run for the charity run this morning....but was too drunk to wake up so I actually locked my door before i went to bed last night...just so that they wont barge in n wake me up at 7am....HAHAHA..ok la means Im not that drunk afterall.

I havent had a single workout since soccer is over...sian....ok la besides dance...but dance is not really a workout la c'mon!must do Resistance...to strengthen bones and muscles...n cardio, to burn cals n fats....hahah watever all learn from CLeo wan loves it.

We had a crazy cooking night yest...whole nite was spent in the kitchen just cooking AglioOlio....Quan's suppose to be the only one cooking but later on we all got so bored we each tried AglioOlio-ing as well....with passed down second hand info from Quan to Alvan to Me to CT...just to see who screw up the most....HAHAHA...n of course Peter screwed up coz he is too MCP he refused to take in our words of advise....n yala yala CT is the best laaaaaaaa...HAHAHA.

So the whole night we just kept eating AglioOlio non stop coz there's constantly somebody cooking it...the rest just sat at the table, chit chat n drink wine while waitin to criticize the new batches of Aglio Olio ...the wine definitely made me a lil tipsy towards the end...just when u thought wine's harmless....dayummm i gotta detox now man...

Its Saturday.....n again Im too in demand...got ten million plans dont know to go with which...HAHAHA such a bitch loves it....but basic rule applies anytime anywhere i swearrrrrrrr....."Friends before Hoes..always".....

Its only the first

Ive gotten my first job interview but its one hell of a bumpy ride! First, I sent in the wrong exam transcript n the HR person personally emailed me to ask for the right one...Then, they tried calling me to secure the interview time slot but I didnt pick up the call because my phone was on silent mode....I apologized to them thru email n called them the next day to book my time slot....

Then, they called me again this afternoon, my phone was again on silent mode..FML...received an email saying tht my application form is not completed etc....argghhh jinjaaaaa

I think if Im the HR person I would just toss my own application away....but it was so kind of them to constantly call/email u to ask for this n that....haaaiiihhh, maybe this is not meant to be la afterall.

My very last IHG...

Im so eternally grateful for all the great support from my friends, my team mates...just when Im drowning myself with all the emo thoughts n ahemmm.....im glad tht I still have ppl who cared to sms n tell me tht Ive done a great job today...even tho I know I sucked ass big time!

I sincerely thank all the great encouragement n words of wisdom from my dear friends...i thank my wonderful team mates tht fought so hard with me....i thank my dear friend n captain RachelPang....I thank my handsome coaches for devoting so much time on us n believing that girls can indeed kick balls...I thank the supporters who are ever so encouraging even tho I know I sucked so badly but they still treat me as if Im the ultimate Hero of the day....

I thank Ya'll million times......peace out....its been wonderful

Fuck this shit called IHG.

SO Disappointing..........so Upsetting...........so Wasted.....sooooooooooooooooooooo Urrggghhh

Blame myself n nobody else!Shouting and losing it on the field....am so angry, frustrated n upset...its the LAST...

n its Ovah!

Strip tease

Ok, the title is pretty much self explanatory...

So it was my first time ever trying such thing....thnx to Carol who volunteered to conduct a strip tease class for the girls...LOL duh right....ok la actually got guys who are interested also..hahaha..but sorry....strictly for ladies, coz we are shy that way....

Anyway, I think Im really a jinjaaaa jinjaaaa conservative person.....after attending yesterday's session, it further confirms tht im REALLY Jinja-ly conservative.......siaaannn~

I couldnt bring myself to get into the feel of feeling sexy or whatsoever....as in, I can express myself through dance but not through strip tease....n mind u, they are two separate things....sexy dancing n strip tease...BIG difference!!!bottom line is, I cannot strip tease....coz Im just.....incapable that way...hahahaha loves it.

Ok la no matter wat are my personal views on this form of dance/art...its still a respectable form of art la....coz need alot of skills also not just acting sexy n slutty n watever....walaoooo i scraped my knees like nobody's business n cracked my back like thai massage!!!I looked like a MESS while doing it....imagine ur trying to seduce people with ur sexiness then u ended up with "ping ping piang piang ouch aaahhh oucchhh*...HAHAHA damn Potong Stimmmmm wan i tell u!

Its really quite technical wan la so I dont think i can do it la coz im very erm...stiff...HAHAHA....u will start respecting strippers, ermmm i mean, strip tease dancers (actually they are the same right?but stripper sounds soooo demeaning) when u see them do the Gahee back arc and the Caterpillar butt toosh.....almost DIED lor i tell u.....n must do it in killer heels...not easy not easy...

Well, all in all.....I had fun being exposed (no pun intended) to this very NEW genre of dance...coz as dancers, we are too into the whole following beats/lyrics/countings whenever we dance.....but i think strip tease is more of feeling it instead of following beats....its all about overcoming your shyness n go all out.....which is why we literally danced in the dark with the lights OFF coz really too shy to even look ourselves in the mirror.....
LOL.....then CT n myself were like singing to the parts.....n invented new form of strip tease called Lyrical Strip tease!!!

Yeah ok Im so Lor sorrrr about strip tease HAiyooo toldcha im conservative wan la haih im such a boring person la ok bai....


All the HOT STRIPPERS....loves it.