No life

Cannot cannot cannot tahan!!!!Kiasuland is seriously a bloody Mugger nation!fine ok...NUS NUS..fine..i chose the wrong place to come..fine...its all my bloody fault FINE!!!

Everyone is studying 24/7....like 24fuckin7!!!!!!who the hell can tahan NOT sleeping n just go on n on n on???????Every freakin' people here is LIKE THAT!!!can u belif it OMFG!ppl here seriously DONT SLEEP....belif it or not!!!they only sleep for like five hours for the WHOLE WEEK!!!fuck this shit man!it make no sense!
the library is soooooooo full that u must fight for a seat!!!FIGHT ZOMG like go early n CHOP seat....are u kidding me?...n people freakin' CAMP in the library...without sleeping...overnight..two nites...one week...who knows....no need to bathe..yuck!

Its ridiculous I tell u!!...its not that people are smart okay...people just freakin' DO this shit n therefore they freakin' score....pfeett Im a sour grape wateverrr...but dude,like seriously....why live your live that way???so what if u can freakin score huh?SO what????okay fine u get a job...fine....then what???aiiihhhh eventually boils down to money money money also right?haih money is the root of everything la...root of kiasuness...root of busukness...everything laaaaa

People study everywhere...MCD..changi airport...WTF is wrong with these people seriously???just freakin' stay at home!!you dont have to be seen u know????waaaaaaaa MANG CHANG to the max!!!!everyone here treats studying as a LIFE N DEATH situation....i am not kidding you....i used to think its exaggerated....IT IS SO NOT exaggerated!its so freakin' bloody true!
seriously..god...who ever made Asians the kiasus???who who who tell me who???now our reputation is soooooo gone....in western countries, we are already stereotyped as the Studious,Nerds, geeks etc......oh hey but at least we are also labelled as the educated n the rich ones.

i dont know man...just talkin smack here...finish one paper, destress...haih i miss Msia already....noone ever studies everywhere back home...we just hide in our rooms...n we SLEEP okay!!!
the library is non existent...noone ever goes to the library...go also because want to "taan" aircon only...u say u wanna go library...people will say you "chi sin"....you will never see ANYONE studying in MCD or Starbucks or wateverrr...neverrrrr...u see someone doing that...ppl will say you "poser" act rajin act smart etc...
so what if we are damn screwed up n will never progress??at least we are happy...n we are NOT stupid mind u..yea yea say im in denial wateverrrrr...im in no mood to argue...everything i say is correct wan i dont care!u can go n stuff nasi lemak in ur ass if u dont agree!

N tonight Steph's cooking for us..yay...I have such sweet neighbours...Eunice is super sweet,always giving me encouraging notes n stuff...Suyuen always helping me with computing stuff....Steph's always so positive n encouraging sometimes i forgot that she is younger than me...haih...what did i ever do to deserve sweet neighbours?
I seriously cant do nuts...i cant cook...i dont write notes....i do nothing....i might be a cold n heartless bitch but I do appreciate them okay!!one day i will repay them....maybe lend them my maid for a day?didnt think so??FINEeee...told u i suck!

Really?

I woke up with such a happy feeling today...because I had a damn sweet dream thats why...

Isit really HIM?so weird....of all people...its HIM...who could have thought...omg...dreams do indicate something right?
But we are so out of touch now...it make no sense...nevertheless..its still a damn sweet dream...lalala GG

p/s: in the dream, HE owns a BMW..which makes the dream even sweeter.....waahhhh materialistic bitch...GG

Please end soon

Yay reading week is finally over...exam is coming in two days...yay!GG

Fine, so I have not been studying HARD...whatever...but its still damn stressful one ok..cant wait for this shit to be over.

Played soccer with the guys today....stupid boys...so noisy.....ish.
Then went running with Kriss...we talked damn alot of cock along the way...after we came back...still not satisfied...go n "take a walk" summore...WTF...I think we are the only TWO human beings who are "taking walks" around NUS....we ran passed Central Library...it was 10pm or so...sooo many freakin people was around there....crazy GG shit no life losers!wahaha damn bitter wateverrr...

"Its ok we are the healthy ones,they have no life"-Kriss
"Who cares about healthiness when your CAP is damn high...GG"
"GG"

I enjoyed running with Kriss ...at least he is not those losers who will pressure me to study...ask him "take a walk", he just selamba agreed...never say what, go back n study la, what shit like that....from today onwards I know who to run with already...n he thought my stamina cannot make it one..he was impressed that i managed to make it up the hill without even sweating...screw u laaa Kriss...I am better than you please...next time do try to keep up...muahaha

Oh one more thing, I freakin hate those fcuken' losers who anyhow add people on FB....if ur not a friend...you are not a FRIEND!get it MF-ers???...dont freakin add me coz you are my friends friend or just coz ur some despo losers who has nothing but shitzzz to do for all i care you can just freakin eat ur own shitzz n die of adding random strangers on FB....damn these MF-ers...waste my breathe only.(sorry la need to vent my anger..very stress maaaa)

Hmmm I cant help but wonder, what happens after you click Ignore....what will That person get to see?Im really curious...Its just like..when someone blocks you on MSN...will you know that you are being blocked?...It'll be good if they get to see some "DONT FREAKIN' ADD PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW AND BESIDES YOU ARE NOT EVEN HOT, YOU MF-ing PIECE OF UGLY SHIT"....but i doubt it laaa....its more likely that they'll see "IM SORRY YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED BY THIS USER..PLEASE DO NOT BE SAD,LIFE GOES ON...THERE'S ALWAYS THIS THING CALLED FRIENDSTER...PEACE OUT!"...wahaha shit!FB should seriously pay me for this!

Oh well, all the best for exam people...GG..such a typical line...I feel so ashamed for typing this.

Yet again

Whoaaa...Im up at 9am again for breakfast!!!!dude seriously....Im having so much respect for myself now....considering how wasted I was last nite.*tabik with three fingers*

People who saw me at breakfast were stunted....in fact I was quite stunt myself.
damn it...n so I tried the "Wasted" method..apparently it still doesnt work....quarterly wasted,half wasted,super wasted,GG-ed...no matter what..I just cant sleep well...n the weirdest thing is, I always tepat-tepat wake up at 9 automatically without alarm..i mean,after boozing la...normally i need alarm wan...so i think its damn freaky wei....

Saw Deo downstairs n I asked him..."eh U were there in the dance room last nite right?i remember seeing you...see..Im not tht wasted lor"......."yea..N im impressed that you can even wake up so early..thought u confirm GG already"....see?SOMEONE has got to stand up for the dancers yo'...see how noble I am or not?all of them died lar where got people so semangat like me wake up so early.

That fella got a test today so he did not join us last nite but he dropped by for a while to catch all the "Actions"....damn it...N its not fair that he was the only sober one in the dance room.....n he gets to hear EVERYTHING single thing....every juicy,hot,scandalous,shitty thing that got outta our mouths...GG...everyone GG-ed

Oh oh another thing that i respect most about MYSELF...i am a damn responsible puker...i didnt anyhow puke anywhere...i only puke in "allowed" places ok...like even i had to do it outside the dance room, it has got this longkang downstairs...tht must be the highest puke ever to flow down to longkang...wahhahaa GG

N other times I did it in the toilets...will flush summore wan after that...see how responsible?
hoho n i freakin puked for like 5 times...wahlao..I am damn GG-ified!
Dont know what on earth they mixed...all sorts of rubbish in the world....the last time I GG-ed like that was when the Euclea mixed freaking MIMI with eggs in our booze.....u know MIMI?KEROPOK MIMI...the 40 cents small packet orange color wan....coz it was freakin cheap n Langkawi n it brings back childhood memories...so we freakin bought the huge Party Pack!!!!like seriously wtf???

Eh Bixs...dont think I dont remember u feeding me with orange juice horrr...damn it...no wonder Im having diarrhea now.

I gotta admit, I am not proud of getting wasted like this....but it was worthwhile...hahaha GG.

Eh, I dont take back my word for despising drunkards ok...I still do...but technically I aint no drunkard yo'....because everyone was drinking...n I had to layan abit u know?being the big shot n all..*simptom pertama: alasan*
oh also I had people to take care of me....thnx CC tan n Dismas selamat for bringing me back to my room...altho i can walk myself..like duh....n technically speaking also, I am not wasted coz I remembered everything....every single steps i took...every deepest darkest secret they said..every places I went to puke...*simptom kedua: alasan tambahan*

N i am not sooo drunk until mother also cannot recognise laaaaa...(wahaha lovin' this direct translation...must do shortform...MACR...wahahhaa shitzz damn cool)...I even managed to bathe before sleeping..even tho i almost died in the shower...*simptom ketiga:banyak-banyak alasan*
...oh oh..apparently the "refreshing yourself by showering" thing does not work like what we always see in TVB drama....in fact it makes u fall asleep faster even.....wahlao luckly Im awake enuf to shower n quickly GG-ed on my bed...if not GG-ed in the shower nobody can safe me and next morning all my skin will berkedut-kedut with wrinkles....GG

Nevertheless, it was a DAMN 9 fun session.....everyone was high like crazy....everyone was so happy...Im glad we had this before the exam....n Im glad that we had this so-called
"Final bonding" session with the final years....maybe another one after exam?*simptom keempat: alasan semakin kreatif*

p/s 1:have u got all these symptoms stated above?fret not, it only means one thing...that we are only human....hanyalah insan biasa...*simptom terakhir: masih tak sedar diri...GG*

p/s 2:sorry la this post must use GG wan...coz its Dance's catch phrase...unavoidable..

p/s 3:translation.....only put this last because very potong steam if put this with bracket side by side with simptom...very very potong steam.
layan=entertain
simptom=symptom
pertama=first, kedua=second, ketiga=third, keempat=fourth, terakhir=last
alasan=excuses, tambahan=additional, banyak-banyak=more, semakin kreatif=more creative
masih tak sedar diri= still doesnt wanna wake up

I give YOU face by translating ok....i know YOU like to read my blog...naaahh take this!tu lah....dont know Malay...haaaiihh GG

Bloody animal

There is a Freaking cockroach in my room...I cant study in peace....I cant let it go...I must KILL IT!!!not just shoo it away...MUST KILL THE DAMN THING!kill kill kill kill........kill u freakin' animal....I am sooo not afraid of cockroaches....I will KILL the damn thing for sure when I see it...for sure...no excuse for it not to die.NO excuse.

I followed its every step....so afraid that it might crawl into some unreachable space....i sealed all the little holes so tht it aint got no chance at all....NOTHING...freak u animal u shall die in NO PEACE!!muahaha...

And so it made one whole round running around my room...I trailed it with a broomstick...IT was weak i know...IT was limping....IT was panicking...flapping and tripping around aimlessly....and I managed to trash and weaken IT.I am brilliant.

Then it went into a hidden spot....just when IT thought IT had found its paradise behind the desk table...IT has forgotten that its the Human who has a brain not IT...I moved my MOVABLE (yes movable take that you freakin animal!!)desk table n there IT was lying there helplessly...n so the brilliant human just SMASH THE CRAP OUTTA IT!!!smash smash smash smash with a newspaper....until IT is no longer moving .....well of course it was a gentle smash....because the human does not want to leave any IT JUICE to dirty the room....

Thou shall not mess with Human....may you rest in peace...oops,but the last time I checked, YOU were struggling to flip yourself back up..(FYI once a cockroach is flipped upwards, its game over for them).....I wish you all the best in your Flipping process....or maybe not..coz YOU will never succeed not in a million years no.
well,its nice to see YOU suffering the SLOW DEATH...muahahahahahahahahhahaha

Encounters

I was watching this HK horror movie when SF msn-ed me about her "'encounters"....while walking back from FS....sial laaa...make me damn kecut now...i dont want to go FS anymore la...even tho i damn like their nasi goreng kampung...

She said she saw some weird man under the tree la...then some Indian guy with bike tht tried to langgar her la...then how she heard someone said Hello when she walked past the "San toi"(praying altar) outside a shop....I told her maybe its "san sin"....but again...cant be la...coz "san sin" tak reti cakap orang puteh..

Go n "phek cheh" la....you should get some Bawang n make it into a necklace n wear it like a bling....y bawang works?coz its so busuk that hantu pun takut nak datang dekat....or or or....its so pedih that hantu takut nanti dia tak tahan nangis...hantu menangis WUUUWUUUWUUUWUUUWUUUWUUU..............WAKAKAKAKA....damn lame watever.I think i watch too much Shin chan.

too much OTH

Was walking down the PGP hill when I saw this ah tiong dribbling his basketball while walking up the slope.....wah damn "yau yeng" larrr.....laaam sei lorrr....for a moment,I swear I could hear Gavin Degraw singing.... "I dont wanna be anything other thaaannn meeeee" in my head as I looked at him dribbling tht ball....the only thing lacking was..the orange sun set sky and the grey hoodie...daaannngg

Then as he walked nearer n nearer n as I passed him, I managed to catch a quick glimpse of his face....his eyes are so sepet that I actually thought they looked droopy..just like.......Lucas Scott....GG