Just some random shitzzzz along the way...
the other day Yu Shan was telling me her clubbing experience...we were talking about the ahlians in the clubs...
YS: eh, that time I went, there's this bunch of old ahlians (27yrs old n above) queuing behind us n they talked bad about us when our Ics were being checked.They were saying in Chinese.."walao if they ever check my IC i wont ever come to this club again"
Me: Then then what didcha do?C'mon yushan i know ur more ahlian than them...ur the fierce n edgy type..quote Tyra ,my "idol"...
YS: Wa then Im damn pissed la I said back to my friend "walao if they DONT check my IC hor I wont ever go clubbing anymore..because that means that Im sooooo OLD that they dont even want to check....sooo Old to even club"
Me: Ultimate...ok so then what they do?bitch slap u?
Yushan: They looked damn pissed la...but Im damn scared of them also...after the bouncers cleared us....we quickly chao..sia la...these type of ahlians they fight since young wan leh...how to fight with them..sure lose wan.
Me: Walao u chicken...fight with them oni la....U can call me to help u next time...I always have this "inner fantasy" of bashing up ahlians....in fact...i always dream about fighting with people wan....
Dengggg...I think I watch too much Young n Dangerous la...
That time me n shafiq were walking to MOS n there's this girl with a very "pointy" butt in front of us...
Me: Eh look look...her butt is like ..damn...whats tht word?
Shafiq: Tonggek...macam Ziana Zain..
Me: WAHAHA yea yea..Ziana Zain OMG...eh do the kening thing..
Then we both started doing the kening action...FYI Kening is eyebrows for all my non-Msian readers(chewah,like damn terkenal like that waattaaafaarrk)...or Msian yet cant undertstand Malay....wahahaha...GG(ok only this one time,I swear)
Was chatting with him on MSN n was telling him that Im damn Melayu wan...I even used to like Camelia n Fauziah Latiff...like seriously WTF I am not Kidding you!!! i even know the lyrics to the song DIA, "Dia...insan pertama yang ku cinta".....ROFL ZOMG....like dude!!!who on earth listens to Fauziah Latiff u tell me????n especially, which Chinese species on which Planet Uterus will even know who the hell is Fauziah Latiff let alone know her songs n lyrics????oooohhhh I am like seriously special la I guess....kurniaan Tuhan Maha Esa...bwahahaha
n the most ultimate is, when i told him about Ratu Dangdut Mas Edayu...he was so shocked i swear i could feel his fingers trebling while trying to reply me on msn....hohoho I am totally Melayu-nised.....n i always kutuk Shafiq n his race....everything tht he does I'll just kutuk kutuk kutuk...."Why??oh let me guess..isit coz Im Malay?yayaya..everything also because Im a Malay..ur damn racist la"..."Yala...smart...luckly u know"..."Y are u like that?U are damn jialat u know"..."Yea I know"...
The thing is...i dont really meant it when i kutuk....that is why it is called KUTUK ok....erm...not ok?FFINNEEE...watever...dude seriously,as if I care....
anyway..the point is...i kutuk anything n everything...i kutuk all the races...Malay,Indian,African n even my own race....n the ironic thing is....I am so damn Melayu n my best friend is an Indian...n for all u know...next time..I might end up with an African....
naaahhhhhh scratch that...god damn it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
Friday, 11 April 2008
Thursday, 10 April 2008
Momok
If you ever hear anything that sounded like a long creepy groan coming from the toilet of fifth floor around 2 or 3am in the morning, please do not freak...there's no momok/hantu/mahluk ghaib/syaitan/bobohijan.......
It just me n my habit of letting out super long heavy sighs like.."HAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh" after Im done with my showering.
It just me n my habit of letting out super long heavy sighs like.."HAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh" after Im done with my showering.
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
Attack of the Hanzzz
Damn it...not again!!this shit has to happen EVERYTIME!!!EEEHHHVERRRYYY SINGLE TIME.
Somebody should just get me seriously wasted...so that i can sleep...coz i cant sleep again after the booze effect...i went down to "lim teh" again.... i'll just study my bio...confirm sleep.
But Im not sure the brain can take it...the last time I did that...was four yrs agoooo...when we were in Lower Six n went crazy in Langkawi....the holiday physics class was held one day after we got back....n being young n naive back then...(n having HAN as our physics teacher)....we brought our homework to Langkawi(yea, dengg right?) so that we wont kena tiu by HAN...ohh trust me, the last thing u wanna do is to kena tiu by HAN....coz he will surely TIU u until ur mother also cannot recognize you...
n everytime he PANAS BARAN, he will scold u with unfinished words...like he cant complete his sentences...n we have to like,TEKA what is he really saying...wahhaahahah damn 9 funny....n he will have a mini-heart attack....like we will all be wondering when will he actually get a major one.....then all of us will pretend to be damn scared of him padahal we were all laughing shitzz inside.......n he'll be all racist n say stuff like "you indian boys are good for nothing,ur dads spoilt you n treat u as kings....what only u know?apatahu?esvaran apatahu..."..kesian Esvaran suddenly kena EJEK....coz his surname is Aparahu...ROFL...then he'll go all MANG CHANG n start to GEK HEI n start throwing our Physics reports just coz we missed drawing some stupid box or line...or in fact...ur suppose to use pen instead of pencil..like drawing lines must die die use pen he say cannot use pencil can u belif it like seriously OMG..minor shitzz like that.....n he went n scolded the Euclea for talking back at him, saying stuff like "You are the first to make me feel like slapping a girl"...or something like tht which sounded damn WRONG btw n Sherene n I couldnt help but TAHAN not to laugh...ROFL...n he will go n rearrange our seating positions just so that every girl will sit with guys n no girls can sit with each other just coz he's a MCP.......n how he made Trinna sit with KW...ultimate!!thts when we started naming their kids HAN POH KIEW n HAN POH WENG wtf!!!wahahahaha....n how Sherene went "but sir, he is INDIAN!!u said INDIAN cannot sit with Indian!!!" when HAN asked her to sit beside Esvaran, whom she hated so much.....and HAN just went "oh,OK OK ur right...go sit with Joshua then"..padahal Joshua is like half-Indian wtf cant belif HAN was fooled by Sherene....shitzzz i cant stop!!!!!i love the HAN so much....n the best part is, I was one of his fave!!wahahhaa...all the guys were jealous shitzzz of me...lol coz i think im damn smart i sent him a THANK YOU card n ever since then, well lets say that......things are definitely differentttttt...
Ahnyway...the point is....we did our physics while boozing...Shimin-mon was kicking the ball all over the room n on our books while we were trying to copy answers from each other....while drinking Kampai Ice watafark!!!we were damn laupek back then...get high from Kampai...dengggg...thank god we evolved...humans evolve...Chapter 15 Evolution watderrfarrkk...see,Im really reading my Bio ok no joke siut!
The good ol' days from Langkawi....of course along the way shitzz happens...but its ok...nevertheless we had sooo much fun....we all learn from mistakes n we grow.
p/s: i finally manage to shed away the GGs....it is hard..but its ok....perseverance pays in the end!urrrghh I feel so SAN FU now....bertahan bertahan
Somebody should just get me seriously wasted...so that i can sleep...coz i cant sleep again after the booze effect...i went down to "lim teh" again.... i'll just study my bio...confirm sleep.
But Im not sure the brain can take it...the last time I did that...was four yrs agoooo...when we were in Lower Six n went crazy in Langkawi....the holiday physics class was held one day after we got back....n being young n naive back then...(n having HAN as our physics teacher)....we brought our homework to Langkawi(yea, dengg right?) so that we wont kena tiu by HAN...ohh trust me, the last thing u wanna do is to kena tiu by HAN....coz he will surely TIU u until ur mother also cannot recognize you...
n everytime he PANAS BARAN, he will scold u with unfinished words...like he cant complete his sentences...n we have to like,TEKA what is he really saying...wahhaahahah damn 9 funny....n he will have a mini-heart attack....like we will all be wondering when will he actually get a major one.....then all of us will pretend to be damn scared of him padahal we were all laughing shitzz inside.......n he'll be all racist n say stuff like "you indian boys are good for nothing,ur dads spoilt you n treat u as kings....what only u know?apatahu?esvaran apatahu..."..kesian Esvaran suddenly kena EJEK....coz his surname is Aparahu...ROFL...then he'll go all MANG CHANG n start to GEK HEI n start throwing our Physics reports just coz we missed drawing some stupid box or line...or in fact...ur suppose to use pen instead of pencil..like drawing lines must die die use pen he say cannot use pencil can u belif it like seriously OMG..minor shitzz like that.....n he went n scolded the Euclea for talking back at him, saying stuff like "You are the first to make me feel like slapping a girl"...or something like tht which sounded damn WRONG btw n Sherene n I couldnt help but TAHAN not to laugh...ROFL...n he will go n rearrange our seating positions just so that every girl will sit with guys n no girls can sit with each other just coz he's a MCP.......n how he made Trinna sit with KW...ultimate!!thts when we started naming their kids HAN POH KIEW n HAN POH WENG wtf!!!wahahahaha....n how Sherene went "but sir, he is INDIAN!!u said INDIAN cannot sit with Indian!!!" when HAN asked her to sit beside Esvaran, whom she hated so much.....and HAN just went "oh,OK OK ur right...go sit with Joshua then"..padahal Joshua is like half-Indian wtf cant belif HAN was fooled by Sherene....shitzzz i cant stop!!!!!i love the HAN so much....n the best part is, I was one of his fave!!wahahhaa...all the guys were jealous shitzzz of me...lol coz i think im damn smart i sent him a THANK YOU card n ever since then, well lets say that......things are definitely differentttttt...
Ahnyway...the point is....we did our physics while boozing...Shimin-mon was kicking the ball all over the room n on our books while we were trying to copy answers from each other....while drinking Kampai Ice watafark!!!we were damn laupek back then...get high from Kampai...dengggg...thank god we evolved...humans evolve...Chapter 15 Evolution watderrfarrkk...see,Im really reading my Bio ok no joke siut!
The good ol' days from Langkawi....of course along the way shitzz happens...but its ok...nevertheless we had sooo much fun....we all learn from mistakes n we grow.
p/s: i finally manage to shed away the GGs....it is hard..but its ok....perseverance pays in the end!urrrghh I feel so SAN FU now....bertahan bertahan
GG,very GG
And so....I cabut-ed halfway thru Block Command to go clubbing with Si Yenny n Si Shafiq...GG..very GG...exam week is in two weeks...yes we are damn smart so its ok wan..nyek nyek nyek...
Suppose to go Zouk but went too late n da place was packed..so we went ButterFac...kena GG-ed again...d place was closed....ended up in MOS....my first time in Spore....very "randomised" crowd...not "atas" enuf...accordin' to yenny....she has got the "i-can-detect-rich-people" radar...so she knows best...oh well.
I saw so many GG cases outside the club...not very pleasant....
one china woman...just passed out on the floor....brought out the security guards, bouncers, policemen, curious angmohs, some random chick with thick make up, n MYSELF(yea im damn 9 8 so wat.) ....all surrounding her drunk ass...woman was so piss drunk tht she lied flat on the floor n had to be sent to the hospital..yea..an ambulans was called..GG...very GG
then this chick with thick make up,..I suppose she's da GRO or sumthing from the club....she was trying to contact tht woman's whoever....then she went around asking ppl if they can speak mandarin....she even approached me n asked whether i speak mandarin...then i said,"erm...sort of"..."what d'ya mean sort of?can or cannot?"...then she walked away....BITCH!!!!..if i wasnt sober...i swear i'll stick my finger into her ten inch thick make-up...n err..break her face i guess?..duh whatever la..
wtf...she's a chinese sporean n cant speak mandarin?...either she's too stupid to be true or...oh well....plain stupid...no wonder she's a GRO n im in NUS...uneducated BITCH!....she can spend her whole life attending to drunkards...naahhh how bout that!!!*brush off shoulders*.
erm for the record,I am capable of breaking her face literally ok..coz i am well-trained in martial arts...very super high level, in fact almost "San sin" level already...umm just so u know..oh well.*flashes signature smirk*
Some Ahlian chick fought with some ahbeng nearby....crazy bitch was shouting so loud...made me almost crack with laughter...oops...later she come n tear my hair off,so i decided to keep my cool...
Uhuh...then there's this drunk slut....making out with some ugly guy.....i swear her tits almost kena exposed...while her supposedly ugly BF trying very hard to keep them(her tits) in place..n they continued making out on the table behind yenny n shafiq.....both of them were talking so they didnt see that....yea,told u Im damn 9 8 1.
So much drama in just one spot....n i've got first class access to all...now thts what i called Golden Class...not some lame ass 20bucks ticket to have access to stupid lame ass massage chairs n popcorn....bleh
You can club, yes....but dont ever stoop so low to that level...we are better than that...I dont want my family to feel like they raised me to be THAT....i dont want my friends to be ashamed of being associated with me....I dont want myself to wake up regretting what I have done without even knowing what it is...wawawa...i bet u have sooo much respect for me now dontcha?...even if you dont, I have sooo much respect for myself....*brush off shoulders n tabik-ed with three fingers*...
Urgh...i cant stand irresponsible girls who live their lives that way...i hate random people from clubs....bunch of good for nothing losers...they can all go n GG themselves n live their GG-iffy lives for all i care....
p/s:....someone was 95percent drunk , 3 percent sober n 2 percent "gong"....lol the break down of the percentage was funny.
its okla...you are not irresponsible...u never kena GG-ed at least....u've got us to take care of u...ahahaha GG.
Suppose to go Zouk but went too late n da place was packed..so we went ButterFac...kena GG-ed again...d place was closed....ended up in MOS....my first time in Spore....very "randomised" crowd...not "atas" enuf...accordin' to yenny....she has got the "i-can-detect-rich-people" radar...so she knows best...oh well.
I saw so many GG cases outside the club...not very pleasant....
one china woman...just passed out on the floor....brought out the security guards, bouncers, policemen, curious angmohs, some random chick with thick make up, n MYSELF(yea im damn 9 8 so wat.) ....all surrounding her drunk ass...woman was so piss drunk tht she lied flat on the floor n had to be sent to the hospital..yea..an ambulans was called..GG...very GG
then this chick with thick make up,..I suppose she's da GRO or sumthing from the club....she was trying to contact tht woman's whoever....then she went around asking ppl if they can speak mandarin....she even approached me n asked whether i speak mandarin...then i said,"erm...sort of"..."what d'ya mean sort of?can or cannot?"...then she walked away....BITCH!!!!..if i wasnt sober...i swear i'll stick my finger into her ten inch thick make-up...n err..break her face i guess?..duh whatever la..
wtf...she's a chinese sporean n cant speak mandarin?...either she's too stupid to be true or...oh well....plain stupid...no wonder she's a GRO n im in NUS...uneducated BITCH!....she can spend her whole life attending to drunkards...naahhh how bout that!!!*brush off shoulders*.
erm for the record,I am capable of breaking her face literally ok..coz i am well-trained in martial arts...very super high level, in fact almost "San sin" level already...umm just so u know..oh well.*flashes signature smirk*
Some Ahlian chick fought with some ahbeng nearby....crazy bitch was shouting so loud...made me almost crack with laughter...oops...later she come n tear my hair off,so i decided to keep my cool...
Uhuh...then there's this drunk slut....making out with some ugly guy.....i swear her tits almost kena exposed...while her supposedly ugly BF trying very hard to keep them(her tits) in place..n they continued making out on the table behind yenny n shafiq.....both of them were talking so they didnt see that....yea,told u Im damn 9 8 1.
So much drama in just one spot....n i've got first class access to all...now thts what i called Golden Class...not some lame ass 20bucks ticket to have access to stupid lame ass massage chairs n popcorn....bleh
You can club, yes....but dont ever stoop so low to that level...we are better than that...I dont want my family to feel like they raised me to be THAT....i dont want my friends to be ashamed of being associated with me....I dont want myself to wake up regretting what I have done without even knowing what it is...wawawa...i bet u have sooo much respect for me now dontcha?...even if you dont, I have sooo much respect for myself....*brush off shoulders n tabik-ed with three fingers*...
Urgh...i cant stand irresponsible girls who live their lives that way...i hate random people from clubs....bunch of good for nothing losers...they can all go n GG themselves n live their GG-iffy lives for all i care....
p/s:....someone was 95percent drunk , 3 percent sober n 2 percent "gong"....lol the break down of the percentage was funny.
its okla...you are not irresponsible...u never kena GG-ed at least....u've got us to take care of u...ahahaha GG.
Monday, 7 April 2008
MSN with da pillai
I think copying n pasting from MSN is quite fun....oh well...what to do..my MSN convo is always filled with excitement, fun n laughter...GG...
but it is la seriously....one conversation can do so much wonder....check this out yo'...
MSN with Sherene talking bout some actress on some lame RTMTV2 chinese drama:
sherene says:
oh ya..
sherene says:
did i tell u when my sis went krabi..
sherene says:
guess who she saw
sherene says:
u will nvr guess man..
sherene says:
its hillarious..
sherene says:
julie ah frm dat lame show v watched on tv2
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
julie??
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
which wan is julie
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
the ugly wan?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
OMG
sherene says:
the fat one..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
sure or not its her????
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i dont think its her la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
got alot of ppl look like tht wan
sherene says:
its her..
sherene says:
she was talkin mandarin then my moms fren translate to my sis..
sherene says:
they talked bout tv shows n all..
sherene says:
the voice is unmistakable..
sherene says:
she actually dresses the same way she did on tv too..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahaha
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
shit...she can afford to go krabi leh
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
not bad
sherene says:
such a small world man
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
tv2 actually pays well
sherene says:
ok wat..
sherene says:
v can afford she cant meh
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea la...n what are the odds tht an indian watching some lame chinese show on tv2
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hello we are like...uni students leh..sure can afford la...she is some unknown actress
sherene says:
they get ok pay i think..
sherene says:
for lame ad oso get few thousand u know..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
no la i think ads pay way higher than them acting the whole season
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
besides tht julie
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
she pelakon sampingan summore
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
at most she get free nasi bungkus la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
wahahaha
sherene says:
evil man..
sherene says:
v get money oso parents ma..mayb she get hers frm parents oso..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
eh i was thinking
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
maybe i can do part time acting for rtm as well when i go back for three months hols
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
they surely want me wan
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
at most i speak malay act in malay drama la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahahha
Continues:
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
ei ur course is four yrs right
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
means we'll grad at the same time?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
2010
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
haih....we are sooo old la
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
my skin is like sagging n im havng double chin la wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
its confirm sign of ageing
sherene says:
wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
shit
sherene says:
tot u always do ur chin thingy..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea apparently it aint working anymore
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
u know..when ur skin is like not kenyal anymore
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea lo..thts y ...n i dont do da chin thingy tht often anymore...well thts y la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahaha
sherene says:
wat la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
u rather have double chin..no..make it triple..triple chin...or bontot chin...or moon chin...u noe whats a moon chin right?the long long wan
sherene says:
bontot..
sherene says:
u?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i think i'd rather cut away my whole chin
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
why on earth do u want a bontot chin???
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
ewww...oh i didnt elaborate...bontot as in really deep crack ok...so deep tht u can hide ur food in between
sherene says:
u didnt giv me dat option..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
aiya understooded wan wat...just like...ask u to choose...super ugly busuk guy...n super fat busuk guy...
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
both also busuk sure u dun like right?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
then u will say u might as well die rather than choose right?
sherene says:
ya la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
same theory lo
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
whaahhaa
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i purposely put the busuk option
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i know u cant take busukness
sherene says:
cant take it ever..
but it is la seriously....one conversation can do so much wonder....check this out yo'...
MSN with Sherene talking bout some actress on some lame RTMTV2 chinese drama:
sherene says:
oh ya..
sherene says:
did i tell u when my sis went krabi..
sherene says:
guess who she saw
sherene says:
u will nvr guess man..
sherene says:
its hillarious..
sherene says:
julie ah frm dat lame show v watched on tv2
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
julie??
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
which wan is julie
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
the ugly wan?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
OMG
sherene says:
the fat one..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
sure or not its her????
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i dont think its her la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
got alot of ppl look like tht wan
sherene says:
its her..
sherene says:
she was talkin mandarin then my moms fren translate to my sis..
sherene says:
they talked bout tv shows n all..
sherene says:
the voice is unmistakable..
sherene says:
she actually dresses the same way she did on tv too..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahaha
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
shit...she can afford to go krabi leh
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
not bad
sherene says:
such a small world man
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
tv2 actually pays well
sherene says:
ok wat..
sherene says:
v can afford she cant meh
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea la...n what are the odds tht an indian watching some lame chinese show on tv2
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hello we are like...uni students leh..sure can afford la...she is some unknown actress
sherene says:
they get ok pay i think..
sherene says:
for lame ad oso get few thousand u know..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
no la i think ads pay way higher than them acting the whole season
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
besides tht julie
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
she pelakon sampingan summore
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
at most she get free nasi bungkus la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
wahahaha
sherene says:
evil man..
sherene says:
v get money oso parents ma..mayb she get hers frm parents oso..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
eh i was thinking
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
maybe i can do part time acting for rtm as well when i go back for three months hols
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
they surely want me wan
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
at most i speak malay act in malay drama la
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahahha
Continues:
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
ei ur course is four yrs right
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
means we'll grad at the same time?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
2010
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
haih....we are sooo old la
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
my skin is like sagging n im havng double chin la wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
its confirm sign of ageing
sherene says:
wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
shit
sherene says:
tot u always do ur chin thingy..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea apparently it aint working anymore
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
u know..when ur skin is like not kenyal anymore
sherene says:
yup
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
yea lo..thts y ...n i dont do da chin thingy tht often anymore...well thts y la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
hahaha
sherene says:
wat la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
u rather have double chin..no..make it triple..triple chin...or bontot chin...or moon chin...u noe whats a moon chin right?the long long wan
sherene says:
bontot..
sherene says:
u?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
wtf
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i think i'd rather cut away my whole chin
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
why on earth do u want a bontot chin???
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
ewww...oh i didnt elaborate...bontot as in really deep crack ok...so deep tht u can hide ur food in between
sherene says:
u didnt giv me dat option..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
aiya understooded wan wat...just like...ask u to choose...super ugly busuk guy...n super fat busuk guy...
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
both also busuk sure u dun like right?
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
then u will say u might as well die rather than choose right?
sherene says:
ya la..
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
same theory lo
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
whaahhaa
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i purposely put the busuk option
[8Gz]U-Fern-Alexis says:
i know u cant take busukness
sherene says:
cant take it ever..
Saturday, 5 April 2008
Samseng porh
Okay..so there's crappy frieddaay n then a not-so-bad-afterall Saturday...only one part was bad la...had to finish writting on my part for our marketing project...but managed to do it so..yea..
Went n played soccer with SF,Steph n Farah...two-on-two...SF-Farah vs ME-Steph....totally trashed them siut!what was it??20-3?ohhh welll.....
Then we had dinner with Sherry n this dude-who-is-my-senior-from-SDE named Danny?...aiya whatever la...went PGP...then we played pool at the desert store where Duong worked...
SF's belang all keluar...the lalamui cum samseng porh in her...all unleashed when she played..GG..surely she plays every nite back home in Klang....in some shady maksiat pubs...wearing fish nets stockings..n tight polyester top...eating bak kut teh with all the tai lous sambil taking her pool shot....respect!!
Of course she won la...she so tai kar jie...scared sia..if i win her...i will lost my finger ok!GG
Then SHerry also played...wahlao...diam diam ubi siut...she is like how pro la...also another Spore Ahlian....see her like shy shy quiet quiet...then when she held the pool stick....everything unleashed!...can imagine her sitting down talking with all the uncles in Geylang...eating tau huey la what else...GG
So...in a nutshell...everyone is an ahlian/lalamui/tai karjie/samseng porh deep down inside...no matter how demure u are...unless ur name is Steph Ng la..ahaha GG
anywaaayyy...this shorty Bixs(wah new name siut)....she told me pink ranger is a porn star...GG....but its ok la..i told her tht it make sense la...i even started to think tht all of them are porn stars la...seriously....u got see them act in other stuff before meh?n their acting skills are like...how GG pls....n they are all goodlooking...so they are confirm porn stars..wahhaha...i love them even more now...cool shitzzz..hail the porno rangers..
Went n played soccer with SF,Steph n Farah...two-on-two...SF-Farah vs ME-Steph....totally trashed them siut!what was it??20-3?ohhh welll.....
Then we had dinner with Sherry n this dude-who-is-my-senior-from-SDE named Danny?...aiya whatever la...went PGP...then we played pool at the desert store where Duong worked...
SF's belang all keluar...the lalamui cum samseng porh in her...all unleashed when she played..GG..surely she plays every nite back home in Klang....in some shady maksiat pubs...wearing fish nets stockings..n tight polyester top...eating bak kut teh with all the tai lous sambil taking her pool shot....respect!!
Of course she won la...she so tai kar jie...scared sia..if i win her...i will lost my finger ok!GG
Then SHerry also played...wahlao...diam diam ubi siut...she is like how pro la...also another Spore Ahlian....see her like shy shy quiet quiet...then when she held the pool stick....everything unleashed!...can imagine her sitting down talking with all the uncles in Geylang...eating tau huey la what else...GG
So...in a nutshell...everyone is an ahlian/lalamui/tai karjie/samseng porh deep down inside...no matter how demure u are...unless ur name is Steph Ng la..ahaha GG
anywaaayyy...this shorty Bixs(wah new name siut)....she told me pink ranger is a porn star...GG....but its ok la..i told her tht it make sense la...i even started to think tht all of them are porn stars la...seriously....u got see them act in other stuff before meh?n their acting skills are like...how GG pls....n they are all goodlooking...so they are confirm porn stars..wahhaha...i love them even more now...cool shitzzz..hail the porno rangers..
Friday, 4 April 2008
Jarrrdinnn
Its a lousy lousy Frieddayyy...just came back from project meeting n had McDee as dinner....saiiii
My wacky Prof Loh did his usual wacko antics in class again....deemed as the Doraemon who pulls out "Stuff" from underneath his .....(what were u thinking u bunch of sicko's!!) table, he showed us some pretty kewl shitzzz theeedaayy..
OK so here's what we learnt....chicken's scientific name is called gallus gallus n rice is called Oryza sativa...so when u go n order chicken rice u must say, "uncle i want gallus gallus meat with steamed oryza sativa"...GG....sure kena tiu by uncle wan...
Then he said broccolli is actually a flower....n flowers are made up of sex organs....both male n female..."so when ur eating broccoli ur actually eating Flowers...sooooo"....damn ham sap prof...GG
then i laughed like mad la....of course,noone else is laughing...they seriously din get the joke...or was it only me who got the joke??bunch of lembab morons!
Then he said...since broccoli is a flower....*pulls out a nice bouquet of BROCCOLI!!!!*..."so when u get married next time,pls use broccoli instead of roses"...OMG wtf wtf wtf...LMAOROFL!!!Denggg kaoooo huiii y he so kao funny!!!i swear if he is not ten thousand yrs older, i would have totally dig him siut!!!
OK then me n Calv went to visit the museum as part of our assignment....didnt even noe the museum was situated inside NUS....thought its at City hall or sumthing...GG.
Then we went inside to sign our attendance n cabut after like...2 minutes after...coz TK said he will provide us with answers...n we came out so soon that many wondered how come we are soooo brilliant that we can finish in two mins...when the estimated time is two hours...tsk tsk...then of course...we walked past them with DAMN STUCK UP faces...like.."haha u losers who need to plant ur loser asses in here for two miserable hours while we brilliant peeps are gettin' outta here"...feels so good i tell ya'..
Anyway,then i had another project meeting where we went all the way to Bukit timah to view a Show house for Jardin...upcoming hi-end luxury Condo....didnt know viewing Show houses are so fun...will definitely mark it down as one of my "atas" hobby...next to making ham salad...ahaha GG.
We interviewed that Angeles chick for quite a long time...thank god she layan-ed us...together with another "heavy mascara" chick..cant rmb her name...n another "face-so-black-she-got-me-thinkin'-if-she-is-one-of-mah-black-sista'-
fr-BRONX" chick...
Tht condos pretty cool...has alot of crazy features like rooftop pool n reflexology relaxation spa or sumthing like tht..n so i attempted a stupid joke...."hey so u know what pool they have on the rooftop?"..."hydro pool?".."nope...its the INFINITY EDGE POOL yo'''...then i imagined the five of us standing up n forming the GO GO Power rangers pose!..wahahhaa..syiok sendiri.
Hey..power rangers are damn cool okay!its like my OTH n Gossip girl when i was young...u really think Im kidding aint u??bull crap!!!lemme "enlighten" u on my knowledge on PR!!!!
Red ranger is always the cutest one of all...even tho' the actor changes from time to time...but its confirm damn cute wan regardless of which who played red ranger!!then green ranger always falls in love with pink ranger....n the blue ranger is a total nerd...but also quite cute wan!then black rangers is ummm...black lor.GG
then i also remember their names mai siao siao ok...I love em' as much as I love Spice Girls...deng
Jason-Red ranger....Tommy-green ranger....Billy-blue ranger....Trini-yellow ranger..Kimberly-pink Ranger....i dont know whats black ranger's name coz by the time Black ranger was created,i grew up already...GG
My wacky Prof Loh did his usual wacko antics in class again....deemed as the Doraemon who pulls out "Stuff" from underneath his .....(what were u thinking u bunch of sicko's!!) table, he showed us some pretty kewl shitzzz theeedaayy..
OK so here's what we learnt....chicken's scientific name is called gallus gallus n rice is called Oryza sativa...so when u go n order chicken rice u must say, "uncle i want gallus gallus meat with steamed oryza sativa"...GG....sure kena tiu by uncle wan...
Then he said broccolli is actually a flower....n flowers are made up of sex organs....both male n female..."so when ur eating broccoli ur actually eating Flowers...sooooo"....damn ham sap prof...GG
then i laughed like mad la....of course,noone else is laughing...they seriously din get the joke...or was it only me who got the joke??bunch of lembab morons!
Then he said...since broccoli is a flower....*pulls out a nice bouquet of BROCCOLI!!!!*..."so when u get married next time,pls use broccoli instead of roses"...OMG wtf wtf wtf...LMAOROFL!!!Denggg kaoooo huiii y he so kao funny!!!i swear if he is not ten thousand yrs older, i would have totally dig him siut!!!
OK then me n Calv went to visit the museum as part of our assignment....didnt even noe the museum was situated inside NUS....thought its at City hall or sumthing...GG.
Then we went inside to sign our attendance n cabut after like...2 minutes after...coz TK said he will provide us with answers...n we came out so soon that many wondered how come we are soooo brilliant that we can finish in two mins...when the estimated time is two hours...tsk tsk...then of course...we walked past them with DAMN STUCK UP faces...like.."haha u losers who need to plant ur loser asses in here for two miserable hours while we brilliant peeps are gettin' outta here"...feels so good i tell ya'..
Anyway,then i had another project meeting where we went all the way to Bukit timah to view a Show house for Jardin...upcoming hi-end luxury Condo....didnt know viewing Show houses are so fun...will definitely mark it down as one of my "atas" hobby...next to making ham salad...ahaha GG.
We interviewed that Angeles chick for quite a long time...thank god she layan-ed us...together with another "heavy mascara" chick..cant rmb her name...n another "face-so-black-she-got-me-thinkin'-if-she-is-one-of-mah-black-sista'-
fr-BRONX" chick...
Tht condos pretty cool...has alot of crazy features like rooftop pool n reflexology relaxation spa or sumthing like tht..n so i attempted a stupid joke...."hey so u know what pool they have on the rooftop?"..."hydro pool?".."nope...its the INFINITY EDGE POOL yo'''...then i imagined the five of us standing up n forming the GO GO Power rangers pose!..wahahhaa..syiok sendiri.
Hey..power rangers are damn cool okay!its like my OTH n Gossip girl when i was young...u really think Im kidding aint u??bull crap!!!lemme "enlighten" u on my knowledge on PR!!!!
Red ranger is always the cutest one of all...even tho' the actor changes from time to time...but its confirm damn cute wan regardless of which who played red ranger!!then green ranger always falls in love with pink ranger....n the blue ranger is a total nerd...but also quite cute wan!then black rangers is ummm...black lor.GG
then i also remember their names mai siao siao ok...I love em' as much as I love Spice Girls...deng
Jason-Red ranger....Tommy-green ranger....Billy-blue ranger....Trini-yellow ranger..Kimberly-pink Ranger....i dont know whats black ranger's name coz by the time Black ranger was created,i grew up already...GG
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