Farkin funny

OK ah..lemme tell u...i got so many exciting things to kongsi siut!...

First up, Dance supper...i got back from the rooftop at 5am....n i woke up at 9am to "lim teh" coz i cant sleep due to all the booze lingering inside my bloated stomach...n i have cravings for hall bfast...GG.
Few of us, Bix-Ian(new name for Fatima),Peter(what a gay name),Kriss(the-indon-who-is-constantly-left-out) n Elvin(muscleman) went for second round after having supper in the dance room..then we just talked cock n drank chardonay...isiit spelled correctly?wtf..damn atas la this Elvin's champagne...then anyhow mix with farkin' disgusting absolute...(i officially hate absolute...absolutely hate!wahhaa ss watverrr)
seriously bunch of losers la....suppose to be studying like mad la...its not time to chill yet la wtf are we doing siut!...haih..

Ok so Ive decided to repent....am going to study from today onwards..but before tht...lemme tell u something exciting again!wahaha shitz..

OK continue...so hor..i woke up for bfast then after tht i just chill-ax in my room la...watched Malaysian Dreamgirl..wtf wtf GG damn kao funny la...this ahlian she spoke Chinese with Msian accent....i wanna die laughing...classic!!i must show Bixs n Petes la....seriously...ok only three of us will get it la seriously...the Msian accent thingy....wahahha...she was telling her dad.."na ke na ke In-tu(indian) poh hor...neh neh hai you na ke Mah Lai (Malay) poh hor..."...OMG....this is some good shit entertainment i tell ya'...fantastic....confirm beat Tyra Banks anytime!

Then this Mah Lai poh she go n kutuk this Cina girl...say "Dia ni speaking tibe-tibe ade slang...pas tu...bile nangis-nangis kluar slang Cina...bile cakap ngan camera...tibe-tibe ade pulak slang..ape tu...Australia ye?tak tau la..tak pernah pun dengar slang Australia cam tu"....ROFL..GG damn kao funny i wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!seriously dude i feel like shitting just by laughing....this is what i call..Malaysia Boleh...can produce such wonderful entertainment...Im so proud of my country now..."Negaraku..Tanah Tumpahnya darahku.."....pas tu...aku lupa lirik..ak eleh....

BTW i think tht I -myself is very Malaysia Truely Asia...GG...coz hor...im like da super LALA-mui cum Tai kar jie of petaling street (not HK miu kai...GG)..n yet i can speak super slang giler babi Malay n all the boyans/rempits really dig me....n yet My ENgrish is not say very the cuiii even tho not its not like super va va vroom powderful la...but really not bad leh....Im really a true Msian siut!!!i love Pak Lah n Lim kit Siang...i love Akademi Fantasia n Wah Lai Toi..GG

Ok ok so got summore things i wanna tell u wait....ok n then right...this Bixs right...she damn emo la coz she got posted to PGP n she has to GG there.....but seriously la...who is she kidding..confirm can stay wan la...deng...then right....during dance supper she went n make the announcement tht she cant stay anymore....but thts not the best part..the best part was...NOBODY cares lor!!!wahhh power siut!!!everyone just continued drinking...wahhaha

Alaaaoooo.....then she continues emo-ing.. but she cant drink...alaaooooo GG....n we failed to make the seniors cry la...our video is too GG-ified it looked more like a comedy than a farewell video....when u start using musics like "aint got no shorty"...its confirm u know will GG wan...

Ok last thing...this morning CC sent out a freakin hilarious mail about the molesting case in NUS...where a guy who was accused by a farkin ugly girl(quote CC not me ok)...GG...he said tht when she screamed "he touched my breast n vagina"....he was stunted for a moment...coz when he heard the V word...he freakin wanna laugh his ass off..n he said tht both of them deserved each other coz they were both freakin ugly....shit la Cc y are u so funny/gay/bitchy???i love u siut!
n i replied his mail asking whether he's sure tht their names are not cyn-ugly-thia n ni-"self proclaimed luo zixiang backup dancer-ck n whether their not from SHit hall....

wahha freakin high now siut....oh...Siut is my new obsession...next to GG...next to wtf...next to deng...(sei lor..have been neglecting u for a while..will start using u back soon...when i start dis-associating myself with these GG-sians)