Bixs the woMAN

The few of us went over to JB for a one night trip....

*lack of pictures coz the only person with the BB's Camera wasnt there anymore... sob*

We stayed at Bix's "extra" house....I was telling them that she has an "Extra" house n they were like "Woaaahhh Jasmine got extra house?damn cool la"...n i was like "Yea, she is mafia's daughter"....hahah WTF

So now only left with Quan, Yong n myself since the bitch got sent back to her homeland already..
After all the "passport fiasco", Bixs picked us up from the petrol station near the Custom...which prompted various shocking reactions especially from the guys..."Waaah Jasmine can drive???"
"Sure bo??"...."Is she tall enough to see the road?"

Where is Bixs where is bixs where is bixs??? *until she pops her head out to look left n right*...HAHAHA

Then she violently drove us to some Kopitiam to eat Laksa n Duck noodle that is supposedly damn nice (but i think its like any normal laksa n duck noodle coz i dont know how to tell the food apart so long as they dont taste as bad....but between spore n msia food, THAT i can definitely tell them apart)

Very funny coz in the midst of eating, we were like damn worried about the bitch...scared she got lost in the Custom..."Shit, CT dont know how to take train wan leh...later how she know which bus n which train to take?"..n everyone was like "OH YEAAAAAAA horrr"...
Then Syong n I smsed her...thank god they "Shoved" her into the RIGHT bus....it goes straight to Spore so she no nid to get down n take train blablabla...phewWW!!
then we continued eating...HAHA

K then after eating we went back to Bixs' "extra" house which is like two houses away from her "Real" house...HAHAHHA OMG WHAT IS THIS MAN???she was telling us that her maid walked there to cleaned the house for us n we were like "WALAOOO make her walk why so cruel wan"...n she was like "Its like how near pls!!!!takkan wanna ask her to take bus?"..."U send her there la what take bus???take bus also very bad leh"

Then once we reached....CHEEEEYYYYYYY its really like two houses away only plsss...Mquan can even carry the Mahjong table all the way from her "Real" house to her "extra" house...yes, It is THAT near.

The house was super spacious..despite being a little old n antique, it is definitely very comfortable n cosy in there....all the furnitures are like those olden days kind....but all the bedrooms were "ZHENGGG" to the max with new wooden tiles n damn comfy beds..with AIRCONS somemore syok manzz!!!simply superb...

Jasmine's parents already preparing this set of chairs for her wedding..HHAHAHA

Damn antique la all the furniture...lovesss it...

Living room n the Mahjong table tht Quan lugged all the way from few houses away....

I tried my very best taking these pictures with my HP...not too bad larrr aiyah...but coz its only HP...so i very lazy to take alot of pics...should have taken the bedroom n bathroom...very comfortable n clean n nice wan.

To me, the most important place is the bedroom n bathroom...coz I like to bathe ALOT...n spend alot of "alone" time in the bathroom...haha yea,Im weird that way.

After we put our stuff down, Bixs brought us to Jusco Tebrau City, the supposedly "most atas" shopping centre in JB...not bad...it feels like the Jusco Selatan near my house...totally the same layout...got alot of nice big shops there but we didnt really walk around to shop coz we had TWO big baby BOYS with us....n we felt damn paiseh to shop n they had to like ...BE BORED...haiiihhh....next time go with girls confirm i shop like mad!!!!

So we were too bored nothing to do we went for Movie!!TWILIGHT...love story of a vampire n a mortal....blablablabla typical cheesy happy ending....watch to waste time oni la haih...
Before the movie we chilled abit at Secret Recipe where Mquan slept for like one hour on their sofa....WTF tht fella keep sleeping nonstop...GG..then we dont care him we just whacked our foods n bitched about stuff for damn long...haha we turned Syong into a bitch while his "brother" is doozing away....one down..one more to go.

After movie, I went to buy the shoes that I tried on earlier...coz very wasted la never buy anything...n i kinda like it la so.....n i had to like beg the guys to follow me to the store n buy "Can i pls go n buy my shoes first?Plssss *PIB face*"...n Syong was like "Can can.."...OMG damn funny n retarded HAHAH...coz i scared they KP me maaaa so must ask them first...see,Im so considerate pls.

Then we went to the supermart to get Randika n snacks!!hahaha every outing WONT BE COMPLETE without Randikas right??but this time only four of us so one Randika is enuf...
N off we went for SEAFOOD dinner after getting our stuff!!!

N since we cant be out after 8pm (self declared rule), due to all the horror stories about Sporeans kena robbed all the time....we decided to just "quarantine" ourselves at home n play mahjong all night long...


Stuff to keep us going Mahjonging all night long....

Our Sole Randika...abit weird to see only ONE randika...normally they come in groups.

The house rocks la...got damn alot of nice cutleries, cups, plates etc...all comes in sets somemore!!!macam hotel!

All the hardcore gamblers...*shakes head*

We played ten cents each "tai"...n Mquan wants to win money to pay us back coz he got no RMs at all...GG lor play ten cents can win what shit???in the end he only wins like RM15 WTF....pay for one meal also not enuf pls.

Then we decided to watch DVD while MJ-ing..
And I insisted upon watching.....


HOUSEBUNNY!!!.......the guys almost wanted to faint.

Making the guys watch Housebunny!!!
HAHAHa they love it lorrr please!!!!in the end they gave up MJ-ing coz too distracted n they kept losing...so we stopped a while n let them finish watching first....

Good strategy to make them lose....coz they cant concentrate, their eyes n ears were glued to the TV all the time then anyhow play....
Walao then after the show ended...stupid Syong n Mquan kept winning BIG la....GG!!!!!must prepare all the chick bimbo flicks to distract them next time...DAMN

Then we kept playing nonstop until my brain is so dead but they all refused to stop....so I dont care, I damn stubborn i just made them stop...throw tantrum say I damn hungry then just walk away to cook mee HAHAHA...then bo pian everyone stopped to eat Mee...loves it

SUP BUNJUT PEDAS GILERRR HAHAHAHA laugh my ass off...got such name wan seriously??

Then we watched Mama-mia while eating ..its so boring all of us wanna fall asleep until i exclaimed "Lets play MJ again!"...n everyone was like "YEAH LETS!!!"...all suddenly damn energetic again....HAHAHAHa

N we played n played n played until i lost like RM8 hahahaha Im damn lousy la I cannot gamble wan but luckly play ten cents so phew!!!
We all damn tired already so we went to bed around 4am...woke up around 11pm...syok!

Bixs' dad bought Nasi Lemak,Mee Siam n Otak-otak for breakfast the next morning...woohoo VIP treatment man!....her grandma is soooo nice she keep asking us to come back n stay whenever we like...dont stay hotel waste money...HAHA so cute she reminded me of my own grandma n her dad reminded me of my dad...coz he always buys nasi lemak for breakfast also....hahaha same type wan...lovesss it.

Overall its a very fun n chillaxing trip la...next time we should ask more ppl to go....the house is a perfect place for gathering!!!N no larrrr JB is NOT THAT dangerous la....provided that you stay at home after 8 la HAHAHAHA...

Thank you Babe for being sooo accommodating!!!!You are the best!

And for all u suckers who still dont believe it.....
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YES, she can DRIVE.

CT n her BADluck

*CHUNbitch i think 5th DEC is a damn SUEH day for you*

Coz when we got back from JB today, it was SUPER SMOOTH...
Bixs sent us to the Checkpoint n it was raining at her place...then once reached Chkpt, the sun was out n the chkpt was damn empty.....YAY!!no Queue for the Sporeans, no crowded SBS bus, everything checked n done in less than five mins n voila! we are at Spore chkpt already.

At the Spore chkpt, of course the usual 15mins Queue for the poor Msian (Me)...so it was no biggie.
but we "smuggle" our leftover Bacardi inside my bag....Guess what???they detected it n then decided to LET ME OFF with it OMG...how Lucky can our day get seriously????

Then nevermind, after that we boarded SBS again to MRT....once we reached...the train arrived straightaway!!...then interchange at J.east....another train arrived on the spot when we just stepped outta the previous train...NO NEED TO WAIT AT ALL OMG HOW FREAKIN' CCOOL IS THAT!!
Im sure you bitches know it by now that I get super irritated when i have to wait n wait n wait..especially the previous day when we went, every single thing also must wait...bus, waited 15mins...train, go inside already still must wait....custom, wait wait wait wait n wait until DIEEEEE....urrrghhhhhhhhhh

Once we reached Clementi, 183 bus came right away!!!OMG seriously NO WAITING AT ALL LEH WHAT IS THIS A JOKE OR SOMETHING???...
ok then ULTIMATE!...as we got onto the bus, it was raining cats n dogs n we were wondering how on earth are we going to walk back to hall from the busstop later....n GUESS WHAT???YES U BITCHES GUESSED IT RIGHT!!!!THE FREAKIN' RAIN STOPPED right after we alighted!!!!Thank you god i always knew u love me!!!!

HAHAHA then Quan was saying "Lets mahjong later since today is our lucky day"...
"Harh like that cannot la...we are all lucky then in the end who will loose?"
"Get some random guy from hall to play with us in the end he will end up losing to all of us"
HAHAHHAHAHA poor guy.....lovesss it.

Today was really the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of yesterday....we were damn sueh to the max....
Started the day off with CT's flat tyre....then the whole journey was slow n tiring with alot of time spent waiting n shuffling with the crowd....the queue at Checkpoint was super long esp at the Msian Custom....they work SUPER SLOW like ten thousand years never eat like that OMG!

And then of course, OMGGGG guess what happen???seriously i think this is the MOST RANDOM/FUNNY/UNUSUAL/WEIRD/ULTIMATE shit that could possibly happen!!!!!

Chunbitch's passport...EXPIRY DATE IS on the same day itself!!!!!!WTFucukcharbeehoon????

Dont know to laugh or to cry la seriously....but i think LAUGH UNTIL CRY la how bout that??HAHAHAHAHAHA

OK then we were trying to "plot" our ways thru to deceive the Officer at the Custom so she will be let thru....coz afterall, she "got through" the Spore Custom in the first place...n Msian Custom are supposedly "very slack" n therefore it should be "easier" to fake your way thru yea??

NO!!!!WRONG WRONG WRONG SOOO WRONG!!Msian custom managed to "detect" her expiry date n she got dragged into the Office moments after..the weirdest thing was, how come she managed to pass thru Spore custom without them detecting it???
so so so so, TO ALL U BITCHES WHO SAYS THAT SPORE IS MORE ADVANCED THAT MSIA....U CAN EAT YOUR OWN WORDS NOW!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAH

NEXT, they said she had to be "DEPORTED" back to SIngapore cannot let her into Msia....WTF macam she's some illegal immigrant like that....

an officer had to lead her across the checkpoint n he randomly stopped a BUS that goes to Spore n threw her in(ok not throw her like with force kinda throwing la but haih u get what i mean) while all of us pressed ourselves against the glass n looked on with sadness in our EYES....awwwwwwwww

Haih really damn sad laaaa she couldnt be there....n it was her first trip ever to JB taking the HARD way n stuff....n how much she looked forward to the trip n went thru "intensive planning" the day before n asked me alot of things like what to bring how much to bring what to do there blablablabla........haiyooooooooooooooooo damn kelian.
(bitch, its ok la dont sad k!!!we go another trip soon!NOT EUROPE OKAY shut up!!!!unless u wanna pay for me)

She even made this Photo the day before....(the people tht are suppose to go for the trip)

HAHAHAHA DAMN KAO FUNNY OKAY!!!!!!!WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF OMG bitch I wonder whats inside your brain tht u can randomly come out with this shit!!!!but its DAMN GOOD shit laaaaa *respect*

OH well its okay la i guess its just not her day...dont know how can anyone be sooooo SUEH with everything bad happening at one go!
we were jokingly saying "Must be CT laaaa...see today she not here...everything suddenly so smooth....her badluck spread to all of us yesterday"
HAHAHAHA...i think she will remember 5th of DEC for the rest of her life now!!!

*So bitch, remember every 5th of DEC...DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE OK*

I am so busy planning one hundred thousand plans this weekend OMG...all damn last minute wan...so its either make it or break it...

Its either JB (Fri-Sat) then take bus down to Malacca to meet the gang til monday...
or JB next friday...wah i have like another one hundred thousand smses to send n replies to get....
n now i have to go plan to lychee's bday....i know event planning is sooo not my thing..Imma stay outta this line for sure!

Wine Appreciation 101

Pics after the jump.......

The very fine selection of Wine......i really like the B&G one...*really looked like some Wine tasting shit right?*...damn Pro...next time we shall include cheese n biscuit....*up another level sial*

Master at work..will u pls look at my damn kao serious face...i aint playin' no games okay its all real...peace out Dawg!

Lelaki Melayu Terakhir....hahaha

Lame Buddy in action!....this is the WOMAN that got me into this very atas hobby!

Series of Cam-ho pics

Failed!Si Melayu kena cutted out.

Act Sexy wei, check it....

Yay!I love this pic!

Then si yenny wanna take B&W...macam-macam karenah...

OK lah ENUF!

Workin' it the Tyra way...

EDGY!

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mACAM betul...with the wooden table effect somemore fuiyoh....

Im really happy that we got to do this after exams..it was hella fun!
Went back to Yenn's room n still laughed like maddies....we were "Watching" gossipgirl together...but ended up asleep GG...

Cheers to the end of our semester this year!

And most importantly........


CHEERS TO OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP~

Pfeeetttt

Wahlao damn Shit wei!!!ZOUK was fucking packed to the MAX la, like some third world country 's citizens all rushing into the Food Aid like tht...I will never ever go again!bleeehhhh my worst clubbing experience everrrr...

It felt soooo claustrophobic in there i was so paranoid the whole time..thinking that there would be a Stampede n we will all be trapped inside n die in a horrid manner OMGosh....even queuing up to take our bags from the counter took us more than half an hour laaa WTF....horrid horrid horrid....then i went toilet but it was madness again....girls were all over the place n there was this super GG-ed girl who tripped all over us I was damn annoyed i gave up queuing (coz it was impossible) n hold my piss till i got back...

N so we reached back here at 1230am...feeling like a complete loser...because we succumbed to the pressure n went zouk...damn kaoooo stupid i hate myself now...i would rather go n run the whole A1 course or sumthin la seriously why did i even go???u should have look at the queue there..its only 9pm...but the Q was madness....as if the entire Spore's youth population was there...

Cam-ho cam-ho!

When i came back to bathe n took off my lenses...my nails were too long i poked my eyes too hard n now my eyes are completely Whacked!

Damn RED i looked like Hantu bermata merah now...


Behold...i think the following pic is very scary i even freaked myself out....grrrr
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POSSESSED!!!

Post exam

Ok results from our mini "Adventure" Yesterday.

Got myself some "Auntie" stuff from the Supermart n Daiso...
1)some Socks for trainings coz they kept disappearing in the laundry....
2)Laundry Bag coz they will keep my socks from disappearing (hallelujah one dollar only = RM2.4 *auntie mode=ON*)
3)A Giant Wooden Japanese Spoon to match my Giant Bowl...coz my spoon/fork/chopstick ALL disappeared from the pantry (Gosh people, stop being OBSESSED with me would yah'?)


My substitute BUY for the day...coz walked so long in the end got nothing to buy n cant afford tht ALDO tht i want damn it....so oh well, just gotta make do with this i guess...haaaiiihhh now I damn menyesal for impulsive shopping...ya' know when u walked damn long for the whole day U didnt get to buy anything u will just anyhow grab something that u think you like but in the end its really a waste of money kinda thing ya know what Im sayin'?....Especially when u go all the way to Vivo for f21 after walking your Legs off in Suntec/Marina/Raffles...sure must buy something la right??pls tell me Im right please please...haihhhh super duper menyesal.......

And so what u do when u Menyesal?

YOU get yourself THIS

Wine glasses that Ive always wanted...almost impulsively bought Champagne glasses as well...thank god i got self control..named BROKE....

And THIS

WTF damn expensive Wine Opener OKAY....but then we realised that its LONG TERM investment so it is all worth it...Teeheehee

Well of course...along with these, we bought Bottles of Wines to complete our shopping collection....
The Best way to end your Exams n to celebrate is by having a mini "Wine Appreciation" on a beautiful chilly night at the rooftop.....wonderful weather, amazing companions...perfecto!

Wine is so relaxing unlike Randikas where u can take it slow n enjoy n not feeling nauseous after tht...n my liver wont be trashed afterall...coz I am consuming Wine tht is supposedly good for your liver aint it?
This New found hobby needs LOTSA $$$$ tho....haihhhhh
n since the Trip is cancelled now, Im thinking if I should pour all the money into that Aldo...hmmmmmmmmmm even tho my mum's gonna kill me...haiyaaaa sien ah why am i not rich n yet always do stuff tht requires alot of money...such a rich kid wannabe damn!I am such a POSER OMG haiihhhh bo pian peer pressure's a bitch la aiyo what can i do right...

More hardcore partying later woots ...hahaha act COOL only la what hardcore partying sial, where got such thing wan...

Gosh its so claustrophobic

I have not been out for the LONGEST time ever...I am literally SHOCKED to my bones (eh??) to see so many people in the city centre..OMG damn Jakun...i feel so so jakun as if Ive never seen people in my life before...I have been in the quarantine for almost one month n the furthest Ive been is Holland V.
But I dont fancy crowds n city areas anyway...so yea, Imma stay put after today.

N so we walked for almost EIGHT hours nonstop!!!my legs are gonna break soon...but thts OKAY coz my legs are so toned n hot now I can so feel it...
we ate n shopped n ended our outing with a BANG!later i tell u why, Im off to trash my Liver now buhbyeeee~