Batam Donuts

yenny da vincci just bought tons of donuts from batam....tonsssss....like..five huge boxes...ive never seen donuts cost so much on a receipt...in fact...never seen ANYTHING costs so much on a single receipt....what more donuts....

they cost a whopping 255,000bucks......thts a huge ass amount of money for bloody donuts!!!!

but..of course la...when i said batam...i meant in rupiah laaaaaa...duh.....
still....tht yenny bought so much that everyone thinks that she has gone crazy...

funny..how yesterday me n kenning went suntec n almost wanted to queue for donuts(yes...again...damn stupid..i know..thank u v much)...but?of course...the queue was super long la...whats new...haih...sporeans obsession with donuts...its never ending.....haaaiiihhh...*sighs like an old auntie*....
of course we never queue la...(im going to kill her if she make me queue again)..then who knows...today i got to eat donuts pulak..lotsa lotsa donuts....sinful...

p/s: sorry ah kenning never ask u eat...but u have to understand..u just had a sumptuous meal...if eat donuts then must run another 5km....im sure u dont want tht right??..its only for your own sake that u stay away from sinful stuff like this....its ok..u can thank me later...as long as u are grateful can adi...i understand wan....

then robin asked yenny why she bought so much....then i said la...."to show her social status ma"..u see sporeans walk around with huge donut boxes...damn "cool" wan u noe...at least they think so la.....muahaha...

and he thinks that batam is like super kampung-ish n he was so disturbed by the fact tht batam has donuts....(what???)...i was telling him...hello,yenny is like..using LVs n all the other super branded stuff more than us here leh...who's the kampung wan now???
but again..yala...yenny is damn rich la...u noe u are, dont deny....even though her hp might be abit unglam...n at times might look abit like those power rangers phone...but.....she is still rich...hahaha

used to make fun of ppl carrying donut boxes....they risked getting rob more than a normal person coz donuts is so hard to get...must queue for hours....thts y when ur carrying boxes of donuts...its berry berry dangerous...ppl might rob ur ass for those donuts....wahahaha...
therefore.....conclusion is....donuts are like....precious food here...its sacred....n wanted...just like...Petaling Street's "Wo La Yea" Kiew Brothers Bak kua during chinese new yr....

Convenient way to fly

so fast so fast argh....one week has passed n im back in kiasuland again...argh.....too fast too fast...urghhhhh..disgusting....
just "flew" back in kiasuland today...feeling very lethargic after cleaning my room n lepaking at Lychee's room duin bimbotic stuff...yes...Bimbotic....urghhhh...really bimbo bimbotic okay...i feel so disgusted now..errrrr....how bimbo is bimbo.. u ask??painting nails.....watching superficial tv programmes like "mums-who-need-to-slim-down-after-giving-birth"...viewing Lychee's "weird n sometimes abit X-rated" friends on friendster....viewing "Malaysian's Ah Lians"...viewing "Sporean's Ah Lians"...comparing these Ah Lians....laughing non-stop.....compare summore...laugh even louder this time..until her whole floor came n see whats going on.....then only to find out how boh liao we were....n then i blah back to my crib...wahahaha

n the "manicure" tht i got from yenny n also myself....wahlao...super duper cannot make it....really very very not up to standard....the thing really look like crap...(sorry yenny)..hahaha...deng...thts y we need degree from university la...if not...can become manicurist d lor....haih....*geng leh how i twisted my words around...genius*

oh today's journey was more than pleasant....not only i got to "fly conveniently"....the "flight" was super empty too....super syiok man....i was sitting alone...front,back,side all kosong...KOSONG.....can lower my seat low low..until kenot low anymore....n then straighten my feet until damn straight like almost sleeping on a bed....wahahahahahahaha..ok bohliao...
from now onwards...i'll be Aeroline's regular customer..yeazzz ahhhh....not only u feel like flying...its almost like flying on business class....even better than Air asia...air asia is like....urghhh...so disgusting until i also dunno how to elaborate....

then u have first class treatment....like "stewardess-who-cant-speak-english-properly-when-they-make-announcement" who serves u tea n coffee n bring u food....exactly like MAS flight....including the stewardess-who-cant-speak-english factor....hohoho
n then they stop at super nice rest areas....like really super nice.....toilets are clean n spotless...(yes. in Malaysia)....painted in pink n blue....n this stupid uncle still can sesat inside a girl's toilet...deng....must be colour blind...so..lesson to learn is....buta huruf tak apa...jangan buta warna...hahaha...then of course this auntie screamed at him la....
n then n then..still have....even the fruits they sell...are placed inside microvaveble container...waaaraaaoooo eh.....normally they sell put inside plastic oni leh....then hor..dunno its like...so-called "illusion" or not la....even the fruits tasted sweeter..yummy...hahaha
ok la enuf...pokok pangkalnya.....i totally Dig Aeroline.....ive found my....."convenient way to fly"...alas..........................

p/s:another reason i die die also wanna take aeroline this time is coz.....im wearing short pants!!!...*sweat*....

aiya wear so short cannot go puduraya la...sorry lor...i never bring long pants home...so the price to pay is rm50 more to take a "higher class" coach at a "higher class" place like Corus hotel...with "higher class" people who wont look and ogle at u barbarically as if they've never seen any legs in their lifetime before....besides...its bulan puasa...very pure n sacred...so cannot do any maksiat or sinful stuff...n wearing shorts to "them"...are sinful....i guess...hoohoohoo..so ah...this bulan puasa ahhh...berry berry dangerous hor...must be berry berry careful okay!

Makeup

Although not very bloody...looks more like kena belasah habis habisan...n then the swelling for days with bengkak n lebam all over.....but i am very very satisfied with my own "geisha-who-got-raped" makeup creation....using nat's purple lipstick to create the bruise effect n blending in blue eye shadow and smudging the purple color all around to create the more surreal lebam.... n also the neck area...tried to create a "kena strangled to death" effect with all the lines around...genius!haiya too bad cant find white powder for the face...if not...lagi power!

n yala...my character is suppose to be a geisha who got raped....wearing a kimono....the kimono was quite long n covered up...so cant really create the "got-raped" effect....the effect is suppose to be like quite "revealing" with the kimono falling off from shoulder etc....aiya but the baju damn busuk la i had to wear tshirt inside so cant do the whole kimono falling off thingy la...showing off tshirt is like how potong steam laaaa...

will put the Dance supper pics later when i got it from da ppl.....

My love for my husband

hello hello...i hereby proclaim my undying love for my one and only.....dear Abang Kentang aka Mr. Potato....abaaaannnggg kentang....engkaulah buah hatiku.....aku sungguh sungguh menggemari lemak yg diberi olehmu....aku suka menikmati kemasinan perisamu.....keranggupan yang tidak terhingga membuat hatiku lemah disaluti lapisan lemak yang tebal menyumbat arteriku.....engkaulah lelaki yang paling lazat di seluruh dunia!!hanya engkau mampu memberi sensasi hebat yang tidak terhingga kepadaku........aku cinta padamu abang kentang....

wahahhaa ok ok direct translation.....erm ok forget it...kinda hard....anyway....mr. potato rocks....went to ss to grab some junk....

"makanlah banyak sikit, sudah boleh jadi babi"...shin fei told me tht....muahaha...damn fun to indulge in junk la....sinful but happy...happy happy happy....yay.....

shit...im blogging like a bimbo now....haih...try to refrain from becoming a bimbo blogger...im not even a blogger la plsss....im a cock writer...wahaha..hmmm how to become less bimbotic ah..?maybe i should start cursing in canto again la like how i used to.....damn mengganas wan..u wont even wanna come near....im like the queen of canto curses n "tai ga jie" of petaling street....muahaha scared onot?my gang even used to had this "who-can-stand-not-cursing-for-one-day" competition back then....it was that bad!even have to bet n see who can last longest...in the end...noone can lorr..all must curse like sailor...cuss cuss cuss nonstop....random auntie walk past also must curse her...."pokai la....pok chan la....luk dei la....jong pek la...."...all da TNMCH.....blablabla...haih now cursing skill abit lapuk adi la...no longer can find cussing gang n cuss cuss cuss here n there...sien

anyway.....besides resulting in finding a manly man(mr. potato), another solution is to run.....run run run.....yay..today i finally can tell da world tht i have ran the whole NUS course!!damn happy....tried a new route today....which is the only one that ive never been to....finally....conquer NUS....woohooohoo feels gudddd....

Upcoming Dance Supper

Dance Supper will be held next wed...the new batch of freshie dancers did a good job so far in preparing the door gifts for us seniors....better than what we did last year at least.....what we did last year was beyond pathetic and super fugly and effortless...oops...ok la...i did put in some effort in "anyhow coloring" the damn thing...

hahaha...but this year's was waaaayyy better and creative...can see that they really put in lotsa efforts in doing it..gotta give em thumbs up fer tht!they even printed our names individually on each picture...not bad la...last year's where got liddat wan???it was mass produced wan ok...damn disgusting...n never even use technology wan how stupid u tell me??...use stupid magic pens n manually conteng oni....da seniors must be damn disgusted!well who cares??wahahhaa..now im da senior...i "wa si"...

and who wouldnt be impressed by the cheesy n super lame "suggestions" they gave???

well i can tell u....im damn impressed laaa.a...im always a sucker for lame stuff...who isnt??dont pretend....woot!

Shit, gotta think of my halloween costume....im definitely gg to be sumthing bloody...dunno wat yet..but must be bloody wan....ok i want go sleep.....

Cool lyrics

"If you aint got no money take yo'broke ass home
You say: If you aint got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"-Fergie's Glamorous

Blardy realistic lyrics!!!

KR Hall bash

Pageant girls (Yay go Nat)

Pageant guys (Im secretly rooting for Lionel,yay)

Hot pageant contestants
With Nat backstage

queer eye

botak,Nat n Yenn
Kent Ridge Hall Bash was held in DXO last thursday....not bad..quite happening...had my first "Sexy but not sleazy" dance performance ever....ok la..not bad also..considering im damn not confident in doing it...although "buanged" a few steps here n there...but it was dark...n chaotic...so noone notice...hopefully...
Was dancing whole nite thru after the programme ended...so high until someone stepped on my toe with their stilletos....n taadaaaa...blood on da dance floor...ahahaha..dramaticnyerrr...but really la...my heels were covered in blood...berlumuran darah melimpah-limpah here n there...hahahaha....but but im okay not to worry....still can walk can run can do maksiat here n there...wahahhaa..ok tockin cock...buhbye