I know I know..my title is so super bimbotic...haih...but its my Bday so doesnt matter la...
Its quite a low profile one i should say...chehwah..macam celebrity pulak...nevertheless i enjoyed it la....had a couple of my "pin tai" form 6 mates celebrating with me...even gave me super sick "pin tai" "present".....a box of crickets...not sure how u freakin spell those animals...
With tht Yunn Yee luiyan there...its always full of crazy stuff...tht luiyan really can come out with the craziest things to scare the crazy shit outa u...last yr in Redang...im sure she was the mastermind of the "surprises"....but it was fun though...i bloody jumped the shit outa my seat and freakin dropped my hp in the longkang...luckly ahseng went into da disgusting longkang n saved it....thank u...i shall not bully him tht much by calling him ahtiong...
thnx trinna-da-auntie-of-all-bitches,Yunnyee-da-crazy-rich-luiyan,Shimin-darling,Euclea-da-bangla,Kam-da-sweaty-hands-pervert,Tengcheong-my-parttime-lover-cum-pimp,Waiyung-my-genius-deskmate,AhKeong-the HK superstar,AhSeng-my hp ahtiong savior,Shawn-girlie-faced-rockstar-wannabe and my gud fren Pauline.
then we went genting.....with yyung,rambut tebal,ah kam,yunnyee n chow....damn syiok la..so long never go..even though its lame...but its the company tht counts...
and it was worth it...we got to go on the rides at nite...how many ppl ever did tht man???none....trust me..solero shot at nite was wayyy scarier than the normal solero..
then stayed in super sempit lousy hotel...even kicked the guys out coz we cant bathe in peace...the stupid toilet was so small n exposed...poor guys...i really feel guilty for treating them tht way...but....cant do anytin bout it...
it was damn fun hanging out with them all over again....talking bout stupid stuff....stuff like girls prefer longer foreplay than sex n guys just wanna go straight to sex....i told them tht the whole sex session is about 30 minutes...15minutes given to foreplay....they totally freaked out...they thought foreplay is only bout one minute...wtf
ok nvm....what im tryin to say is...we talked about these crazy stuff all the time n thts whats so wonderful about our bond...n kutuking each other...using french fries to compare the sizes of their...erm...u-noe-what...wahhahaa burger king has the longest n shortest fries ive ever seen....therefore the comparison...
overall...it was a very fun weekend....am going to Bali for another exciting weekend before staring my miserable days in uni again....
Thursday, 14 June 2007
Friday, 11 May 2007
KL venture
wah sien...been sleeping all da time at home...shit...feel so helpless...n useless....
so far..only went out for one day in one whole week since im back.....n its also only for the sake of bringing Calvin around...he came back with me n stayed with his friends near IMU...
brought him out to jalan-jalan n makan-makan on wed.....we sesated couple of times..due to my lack of knowledge on the roads towards Bandar Utama...n he freaked out few times saying KL roads are super complicated..blablabla...typical..
anyway...we made it to The Curve after a stupid blunder n have to go almost 2km in front to U-turn back to One U n then U-turn again to Curve...freak!
but now..i can proudly say tht i wont sesat anymore...next time my other friends come visit...should be no prob anymore la har..
brought him to Paddington House of Pancakes.....he was super overjoyed by tht place...knowing him...da big eater...when it comes to yummy unique food...he's definitely up to it
Paddington serves up to 100 over types of pancakes..n the menus are super confusing n u'll need like one hour to decide which friggin' pancake to order...
when yenny,rach they all come...i'll for sure bring them there to try it..im sure they'll be thrilled..knowing tht kiasuland has so limited choices of food..until have to kill for donuts...muaahaha
then went to watch some lame horror thai movie in Cineleisure....scare the shit out of me few times...bloody show! Cine kinda reminds me of Spore...as in..the whole Bandar U area is almost like Spore la...coz very Chinese dominant...n not very lala-ish..Cine has lotsa cool desert stalls...dont know how long they can last though..they may look like Spore...but da place is still lack of crowd unlike Spore..every corner..lubang...is super packed to the max!
after cine i brought him to one of my fave shops..Cult..n he bought two shirts there..for almost two hundred ringgit..for two friggin T shirts...siao...but gud la..means he's rich..can take advantage of him...muaahaha
after Curve...we went Petaling Street..sad to say...its no longer full of cina lala gangsters...its now flooded with bangla vendors...no fun..no syiok anymore...not sama feel as before..haih...n they are very "clingy"...n they wont leave u alone until u walk away from their stall...super scary la...my advise??if dont plan to buy....dont even go near the stall n see..no...dont even turn ur eyes to "look" at the merchandises....n dont ask the price...most importantly...dont even bargain if u dont plan to buy...they will chase the hell out of u n scare the shit out of u....serious shit!!!!
then i brought calv to some dirty n hidden lorong to eat hokkien pork bihun soup..aiyah dunno wat u call tht in chinese la...he was so impressed...like..."how the hell u know these places man?"
muaahahaa...im da pro wat!duh....actually no la...ah seng brought me there wan
then i needed to pee...n i forced him to walk with me to da nearby hotel...hahaha..not very far la...damn fun...then those blardy ppl decided to turn "smart"...closed down their lobby toilet....i wasnt about to give up....i "toured" around the bloody hotel...went upstairs...kononyer "executive lounge area"...heck care....then i see da toilet!!...wahahha im damn smart...
then when we wanna get down to the lobby....i purposely ask calvin to take the lift...just so tht we dont look suspicious n look like hotel guest coming down from our rooms...wahlao..beh tahan...damn smart sial!!!!well of course...calvin almost fainted..
then after tht on our way back to my car...we stopped by to eat satay...tht mak cik is so super lawak giler....she was shouting..."satay satay ayam saja.....dagingnyerrr wa aa aauuu"....she can even speak cantonese leh..luckly never kutuk her...phew...
after tht i brought calv to imbi to eat desert...this place full of lala ppl ...i assume they came after their work at handphone booths or lala retail shops in sg wang....
then we proceeded to klcc area...i brought him to see da clubbing scene in kl...then we saw a prostitute n was wondering whether she is a female or male...thts when i almost banged a car in front of me....shit...shouldnt be too "asyik" in looking at hookers!
didnt go clubbing coz we were wearing like cock..i mean..him la...he wear like cock..hahhaa...he freakin wore flipflops la...how to go into clubs...go mamak can la...deng
after tht i sent him back to his "deserted" apartment in da middle of nowhere near bukit jalil...luckly im smart..know how to go..wahhaha...
n da conclusion of everything is...I AM DAMN SMART...sometimes i also kenot tahan myself..haihhhh
so far..only went out for one day in one whole week since im back.....n its also only for the sake of bringing Calvin around...he came back with me n stayed with his friends near IMU...
brought him out to jalan-jalan n makan-makan on wed.....we sesated couple of times..due to my lack of knowledge on the roads towards Bandar Utama...n he freaked out few times saying KL roads are super complicated..blablabla...typical..
anyway...we made it to The Curve after a stupid blunder n have to go almost 2km in front to U-turn back to One U n then U-turn again to Curve...freak!
but now..i can proudly say tht i wont sesat anymore...next time my other friends come visit...should be no prob anymore la har..
brought him to Paddington House of Pancakes.....he was super overjoyed by tht place...knowing him...da big eater...when it comes to yummy unique food...he's definitely up to it
Paddington serves up to 100 over types of pancakes..n the menus are super confusing n u'll need like one hour to decide which friggin' pancake to order...
when yenny,rach they all come...i'll for sure bring them there to try it..im sure they'll be thrilled..knowing tht kiasuland has so limited choices of food..until have to kill for donuts...muaahaha
then went to watch some lame horror thai movie in Cineleisure....scare the shit out of me few times...bloody show! Cine kinda reminds me of Spore...as in..the whole Bandar U area is almost like Spore la...coz very Chinese dominant...n not very lala-ish..Cine has lotsa cool desert stalls...dont know how long they can last though..they may look like Spore...but da place is still lack of crowd unlike Spore..every corner..lubang...is super packed to the max!
after cine i brought him to one of my fave shops..Cult..n he bought two shirts there..for almost two hundred ringgit..for two friggin T shirts...siao...but gud la..means he's rich..can take advantage of him...muaahaha
after Curve...we went Petaling Street..sad to say...its no longer full of cina lala gangsters...its now flooded with bangla vendors...no fun..no syiok anymore...not sama feel as before..haih...n they are very "clingy"...n they wont leave u alone until u walk away from their stall...super scary la...my advise??if dont plan to buy....dont even go near the stall n see..no...dont even turn ur eyes to "look" at the merchandises....n dont ask the price...most importantly...dont even bargain if u dont plan to buy...they will chase the hell out of u n scare the shit out of u....serious shit!!!!
then i brought calv to some dirty n hidden lorong to eat hokkien pork bihun soup..aiyah dunno wat u call tht in chinese la...he was so impressed...like..."how the hell u know these places man?"
muaahahaa...im da pro wat!duh....actually no la...ah seng brought me there wan
then i needed to pee...n i forced him to walk with me to da nearby hotel...hahaha..not very far la...damn fun...then those blardy ppl decided to turn "smart"...closed down their lobby toilet....i wasnt about to give up....i "toured" around the bloody hotel...went upstairs...kononyer "executive lounge area"...heck care....then i see da toilet!!...wahahha im damn smart...
then when we wanna get down to the lobby....i purposely ask calvin to take the lift...just so tht we dont look suspicious n look like hotel guest coming down from our rooms...wahlao..beh tahan...damn smart sial!!!!well of course...calvin almost fainted..
then after tht on our way back to my car...we stopped by to eat satay...tht mak cik is so super lawak giler....she was shouting..."satay satay ayam saja.....dagingnyerrr wa aa aauuu"....she can even speak cantonese leh..luckly never kutuk her...phew...
after tht i brought calv to imbi to eat desert...this place full of lala ppl ...i assume they came after their work at handphone booths or lala retail shops in sg wang....
then we proceeded to klcc area...i brought him to see da clubbing scene in kl...then we saw a prostitute n was wondering whether she is a female or male...thts when i almost banged a car in front of me....shit...shouldnt be too "asyik" in looking at hookers!
didnt go clubbing coz we were wearing like cock..i mean..him la...he wear like cock..hahhaa...he freakin wore flipflops la...how to go into clubs...go mamak can la...deng
after tht i sent him back to his "deserted" apartment in da middle of nowhere near bukit jalil...luckly im smart..know how to go..wahhaha...
n da conclusion of everything is...I AM DAMN SMART...sometimes i also kenot tahan myself..haihhhh
Saturday, 5 May 2007
Fifth floor girls
today we had a dinner outing...the fifth floor girls...Small Steph organised it and we went to Esplanade to have Thai food buffet...food was not bad...but i dont think its worth 20 plus dollars...besides im not a buffet person..cant eat much...but again....its the companion n "ambience" that counts...
cam-whored the entire time in the restaurant...shamelessly...i even tried out the kennysia method of switching into video mode n tricked them...its really funny i must admit...thank u kennysia for making my live more colourful n exciting!...n that is by making the lives of others more miserable...yay...
Us fifth floor girls are damn happening wan ok...we used to have breakfast together n now a final dinner outing before we part...some of them are not staying on next sem...so this is kinda like...our last "supper"..muahaha
the turn out was good..with all da happening people showing up
...we have people like myself..of course....n mostly the girls from the long wing...eunice,farhana,manny,cassandra,mui fong n mun yin....then we have the girls from the short wing....steph n wan ru...oops n natalie of course...from toilet wing..thts damn sad n potong steam i know!
the others who didnt show up are either unenthusiastic ah tiongs n ignorant angmoh....or they are not around or had gone home...
floor outings are fun....at least we girls had a good time without having to force yourself to socialize and talk to people tht u dont like...(yeah im talking bout the block)...i wont go out with my block but i will definitely go out with my floor girls anytime...
cass n manny are leaving n mui fong's moving to manny's room..."good la,if i move closer to u then u can get cap 4.5"...said mui fong....
then i gek her..."huh?but initially my cap is 5.0 wan leh...if u move nearer to me then my cap drops sia.."...then..she vomited blood of course..
nat is going to move into cass's room...which means...no difference!..coz both have equally powerful n high decibel voices that will make king kong proud...which means..whoever that stayed on...i also wont have a peaceful live either way....
cam-whored the entire time in the restaurant...shamelessly...i even tried out the kennysia method of switching into video mode n tricked them...its really funny i must admit...thank u kennysia for making my live more colourful n exciting!...n that is by making the lives of others more miserable...yay...
Us fifth floor girls are damn happening wan ok...we used to have breakfast together n now a final dinner outing before we part...some of them are not staying on next sem...so this is kinda like...our last "supper"..muahaha
the turn out was good..with all da happening people showing up
...we have people like myself..of course....n mostly the girls from the long wing...eunice,farhana,manny,cassandra,mui fong n mun yin....then we have the girls from the short wing....steph n wan ru...oops n natalie of course...from toilet wing..thts damn sad n potong steam i know!
the others who didnt show up are either unenthusiastic ah tiongs n ignorant angmoh....or they are not around or had gone home...
floor outings are fun....at least we girls had a good time without having to force yourself to socialize and talk to people tht u dont like...(yeah im talking bout the block)...i wont go out with my block but i will definitely go out with my floor girls anytime...
cass n manny are leaving n mui fong's moving to manny's room..."good la,if i move closer to u then u can get cap 4.5"...said mui fong....
then i gek her..."huh?but initially my cap is 5.0 wan leh...if u move nearer to me then my cap drops sia.."...then..she vomited blood of course..
nat is going to move into cass's room...which means...no difference!..coz both have equally powerful n high decibel voices that will make king kong proud...which means..whoever that stayed on...i also wont have a peaceful live either way....
Packing back to kl
my beautiful room is now one hell of a mess!i blardy freakin' hate packing n I am sniffing like mad....all da dirt n dust....overall i have almost ten different packs of stuff....few small luggage bags...few boxes...few plastic bags....few shoe boxes....
shit...now its really a lot to dump into Botak's room alone...sure he will be damn pissed wan....my stuff really can occupy his whole room no kidding...n he wont be able to sleep la...well although he is doing Rag..but still have to sleep at least once or twice a week la....i think...lol
packing is never ending for me...i started from the day i finished exam which is one week ago...n i havent finish packing up till now...im going to separate my stuff n dump into Botak n Calvin's room...n maybe find summore ppl to help me....n have Mun mun send home some stuff for me so tht i wont have to carry everything to take bus...aiya poor ma...so must take bus lorr...not like some people.....can afford to take plane.....*u noe who u are la hah*
eeekkk...now i learned a lesson..next semester when i move in..i wont bring so much stuff la...damn troublesome sial...
so excited to go back...wooohooo...stupid Chew Phenyu told me some stupid nonsense about him working as a gigolo minus the sex but just accompanying tai tais and getting lotsa money....blardy bastard...talking all that smack....yeah right!where got so senang wan??if liddat i also wan lor deng....
shit...now its really a lot to dump into Botak's room alone...sure he will be damn pissed wan....my stuff really can occupy his whole room no kidding...n he wont be able to sleep la...well although he is doing Rag..but still have to sleep at least once or twice a week la....i think...lol
packing is never ending for me...i started from the day i finished exam which is one week ago...n i havent finish packing up till now...im going to separate my stuff n dump into Botak n Calvin's room...n maybe find summore ppl to help me....n have Mun mun send home some stuff for me so tht i wont have to carry everything to take bus...aiya poor ma...so must take bus lorr...not like some people.....can afford to take plane.....*u noe who u are la hah*
eeekkk...now i learned a lesson..next semester when i move in..i wont bring so much stuff la...damn troublesome sial...
so excited to go back...wooohooo...stupid Chew Phenyu told me some stupid nonsense about him working as a gigolo minus the sex but just accompanying tai tais and getting lotsa money....blardy bastard...talking all that smack....yeah right!where got so senang wan??if liddat i also wan lor deng....
Thursday, 3 May 2007
Freakin' Nuts
these bloody "son of a gun" are so "lan" pahpai....queued for almost one hour to buy em'.....not like its da most wonderful donuts in the whole world....sporeans are unbelievable...they will do anything as long as there is a crowd or queue...therefore assuming that the stuff/food is good...n they will ensure that the queue grows longer...deng...if its not because of kenning's so called "good intention" for her neighbours, i already cabut awal-awal lagi....blardy hell....these ppl really got nothing else better to do...well we are exception la coz we really are free after exams...they even have to limit the amount of donuts that each customer can buy...24 i think...if they dont...ppl are going to buy everything..therefore leaving those behind the queue donutless...n ppl are going to turn into donut craze barbarians and attack the shop....n kill each other with those donuts....tearing each other's flesh n "kiap" in between those donuts like char siew pau..muahaha
all in all...these ppl are seriously crazy...like..Totally!!
our Dunkin' Do also better la deng....luckly dont have here...if not...more lives will be taken......
post-exam ailments
soooo freakin' tired from my post-exam outings...never thought going out after exam can be so tiring...been out non-stop ever since i finished the last paper....and its only day three n im already freakin' exhausted...practically been to every places already...from orchard to cityhall....from chinatown to vivocity...from geylang to zouk...
spent almost 100 dollars in these three days....on food alone...shit...eat what u ask me???gold ah??superfood that gives ppl superpowers ah???deng...its just normal fast food n hawker food thats not even fantastic....from carls junior to ria indo food....from thai food to aboling peanut soup...from beef noodle to frog porridge...from ben n jerrys to wongkok...
ate Sakae sushi today....bloody farkin pissed....bad people management....went with kenning,fens n natalie....three of them having buffet n im having ala carte....so they dont let us sit together so that i wont "cheat" n eat all the farkin cold n unfresh sushis....niama....so farkin kiasu....n they really farkin separate n "quarantined" me at the next table....alone....like WTF???oh yeah....like i will purposely do that for those farkin soggy sushis n not take the buffet package so that i get to farkin sit all alone by my farkin self.....really really speechless.................they cant be flexible n make exceptions....super farkin bad management....no ke-singmuk-an...bloody farkin sial...
n yeah....its a PAP country...so must do according to what the "atas" people told u...die die also must do according to them....cannot means cannot wan....niaseng....tiu
so far its damn boring adi la....running out of stuff to do....packing makes me sick....being broke makes me sick....booze makes me sick....crunchyroll makes me sick....queuing up one hour for donuts makes me sick(yeah welcome to spore....the land that is donut deprived)....waiting for L word to download makes me sick.....
waiting for da bitch trinna to come n lepak...dunno where to bring her la...sienzzz.....bangla euclea ffk me....well nahas kau when i balik nanti..!!!
went jb n bought ticket back...yippe balik kampung...went with panda,fenni n calvin.....even gek fenni..."city square not bad what....exactly like taka"
she immediately vomits blood...
spent almost 100 dollars in these three days....on food alone...shit...eat what u ask me???gold ah??superfood that gives ppl superpowers ah???deng...its just normal fast food n hawker food thats not even fantastic....from carls junior to ria indo food....from thai food to aboling peanut soup...from beef noodle to frog porridge...from ben n jerrys to wongkok...
ate Sakae sushi today....bloody farkin pissed....bad people management....went with kenning,fens n natalie....three of them having buffet n im having ala carte....so they dont let us sit together so that i wont "cheat" n eat all the farkin cold n unfresh sushis....niama....so farkin kiasu....n they really farkin separate n "quarantined" me at the next table....alone....like WTF???oh yeah....like i will purposely do that for those farkin soggy sushis n not take the buffet package so that i get to farkin sit all alone by my farkin self.....really really speechless.................they cant be flexible n make exceptions....super farkin bad management....no ke-singmuk-an...bloody farkin sial...
n yeah....its a PAP country...so must do according to what the "atas" people told u...die die also must do according to them....cannot means cannot wan....niaseng....tiu
so far its damn boring adi la....running out of stuff to do....packing makes me sick....being broke makes me sick....booze makes me sick....crunchyroll makes me sick....queuing up one hour for donuts makes me sick(yeah welcome to spore....the land that is donut deprived)....waiting for L word to download makes me sick.....
waiting for da bitch trinna to come n lepak...dunno where to bring her la...sienzzz.....bangla euclea ffk me....well nahas kau when i balik nanti..!!!
went jb n bought ticket back...yippe balik kampung...went with panda,fenni n calvin.....even gek fenni..."city square not bad what....exactly like taka"
she immediately vomits blood...
Friday, 27 April 2007
The L Word
Rachie introduced me this kewl US tv hit called "THE L WORD"....n it's banned here so yeah...no surprise if you've never heard of it...n yes...L for lesbian....
Watching the compilation from youtube initially was quite cool but too much making out scenes after a while just makes me a lil' uncomfortable...n yes....im talking bout girls...making out...well guys would find it hot n stuff...but..hmmm...quite weird la...u have to see it yourself la...
well anyway...after watching the pilot episode...i found out tht there are more to just girls making out....although the entire show's about lebianism...but it really brings out a whole new perspective to the viewers....
things like...how girls check out whether "she is gay or not"....how girls check out each other....how to conceive without having intercourse with a guy or in-vitro(tube) but by collecting sperms and channel them thru "female intercourse".....what a "vagina rejuvenation" is......how "butch" have jealousy amongst themselves fighting for a girl....etc....
damn syiok right??well after watching a while...i must say tht i really got used to it tht the sight a girls making out really doesnt bother me anymore...in fact...it looks really normal n okay to me....ahhahaa...shit....hope i dont get too used to it la...or else....
well i wont say tht girls in this show are hot or anything....they are just...well...different..n gay...in fact...some are your normal looking middle age career women..they look so normal tht u wont think tht they are gay or anything.....haha...n then there's this "butch" called Shane...(yeah thts a "seh" name)...they said she's damn hot n stuff...but i really dont see any hotness in a "butch" la im sorry...n yes..she totally looks like a DUDE,dude!!!
like what rach's said...there's passive(girl) n active(boy) in a lesb relationship
then i asked her...y kenot passive n passive??if active passive might as well find a real guy right???y find girl who look like guy??thts the one thing i dont get it until now....but again...i guess its all about the "feeling" like they always said....hhaaaaiiihhh
all in all...its quite an interesting show actually...in fact its already airing its season 4 in the US now...n im only starting out with season 1..loser..n rach's said she dont dare watch in her living room after her mum see...hahaha..now i know what she meant...this shit is serious shit i tell ya!!u have got to be civilized enuf to watch this....i mean...ppl might find it offensive n even deem it as porn or whatever due to its explicit content...but its not..really..its only just..."ART".
Watching the compilation from youtube initially was quite cool but too much making out scenes after a while just makes me a lil' uncomfortable...n yes....im talking bout girls...making out...well guys would find it hot n stuff...but..hmmm...quite weird la...u have to see it yourself la...
well anyway...after watching the pilot episode...i found out tht there are more to just girls making out....although the entire show's about lebianism...but it really brings out a whole new perspective to the viewers....
things like...how girls check out whether "she is gay or not"....how girls check out each other....how to conceive without having intercourse with a guy or in-vitro(tube) but by collecting sperms and channel them thru "female intercourse".....what a "vagina rejuvenation" is......how "butch" have jealousy amongst themselves fighting for a girl....etc....
damn syiok right??well after watching a while...i must say tht i really got used to it tht the sight a girls making out really doesnt bother me anymore...in fact...it looks really normal n okay to me....ahhahaa...shit....hope i dont get too used to it la...or else....
well i wont say tht girls in this show are hot or anything....they are just...well...different..n gay...in fact...some are your normal looking middle age career women..they look so normal tht u wont think tht they are gay or anything.....haha...n then there's this "butch" called Shane...(yeah thts a "seh" name)...they said she's damn hot n stuff...but i really dont see any hotness in a "butch" la im sorry...n yes..she totally looks like a DUDE,dude!!!
like what rach's said...there's passive(girl) n active(boy) in a lesb relationship
then i asked her...y kenot passive n passive??if active passive might as well find a real guy right???y find girl who look like guy??thts the one thing i dont get it until now....but again...i guess its all about the "feeling" like they always said....hhaaaaiiihhh
all in all...its quite an interesting show actually...in fact its already airing its season 4 in the US now...n im only starting out with season 1..loser..n rach's said she dont dare watch in her living room after her mum see...hahaha..now i know what she meant...this shit is serious shit i tell ya!!u have got to be civilized enuf to watch this....i mean...ppl might find it offensive n even deem it as porn or whatever due to its explicit content...but its not..really..its only just..."ART".
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