Got icecream or not??

We went to M*******n Fish Market to eat the other day...n i found this on their menu...wahaha..just kononnyer censor the name la in case kena sue...wahhaa...like u dont already know the name....but hey i got study business law wan so u cant sue me....kakakakakka...



Ok so anyway....i dont really get it la....why without icecream more expensive??icecream on brownies not nice meh?apa ni???summore its screaming....XTRA LIMA PULUH SEN IF NO ICECREAM!!!!!!....damn scary sial..like they trying to force u to eat their bloody icecream...yuck...must be made of fish guts la....

kampung freaks

Spent the holidays in Malacca n KL during CNY...it was freakin "chiukapmoudik" fun la...now im back to this miserable place...life in Malacca is so laid back...i witnessed some "extraordinary" incidents back there....this malay kid came into my uncle's grocery store just to buy a sweet...A sweet...one...satu biji...fifty cent still got change...Im like...wtf??deng....told my bro..he said.."u dont like tht la...ppl poor ma"...deng....then we saw "him" with another friend trying to dig out money from the phone booth nearby...no wonder la...use those coins to buy sweet...then my bro said again.."ppl stay in kampung...nothing to do wan ma...is their hobby"..deng.....then i wanted to take down videos of them commiting those crime..n send to Edisi Siasat.."APAKAH YG BAKAL MENIMPA MASYARAKAT MUDA ZAMAN KINI?"screamed the headline...but then i figure...my camera not enuf pixel to video la...wahahaha...no optical zoom...deng....then we saw these bunch of ppl sitting outside their house on the floor...NOT talking...just sitting down doing absolutely nothing...deng...can these ppl get any weirder??then when we drove out..we saw this man wearing only his underwear walking to his car...wtf???triangular wan summore not boxers...unbelievable...i mean...got car means he is not mentally ill la right?..damn weird la...tu la...go stay in kampung summore...
gambling during nw yr is a must...wahha..but i lost anyway...nvm la...all for the fun oni ma...chill la...and eating damn a lot of "kam"..damn syiok...sherene said i might get kam poisoning...and kelly said i might get "feng sap"...for peeling all the white stuff from the kam...heck do i care...i only like em "botaked"...and eating pineapple cookies...melaka's pineapple tarts is the best...its not dodol lo kenning...u got it all wrong...n those damn chicken rice balls...
got back in kl on third day..met up with st john gang...watched Protege..wahlao.."deng gua gua..yat lau..."..freakin awesome...daniel wu so hot adi...story line is also quite good..andy lau is still my all time fave...although he looks like ah pek d...his acting was fab...n i just told weliam i wanted to marry an undercover "ngo tai"...syiok....coz they so hot...bad guys who are actually good guys are so much hotter than purely just bad guys...nvm....
then went to kelly's hs and ate pizza...gamble summore..but with nuts...ground nuts la ...as chips...wahhaha...damn kuno...everybody was so broke tht we resort to this method..not bad..cant wait for the long term break...hopefully our langkawi trip works...study hard guys...YA RIGHT!...

Nay Nay Fat Chai

Today i met up with one of my best-est friend Nayling luiyan...since she is reading mah blog so i must give credit to her...muaha...yumcha with her at Uni Hall..celaka..tht "cha" cost like ten ringgit la...but but..nvm nvm..like i always say..its the company and "ambience" that matters..since she is my best-est friend...both of us come from same nenek moyang(ancestor)..or so i assume since both have the same surname...(duh)...ok nvm..irrelevant...but i always told her that "dai ga dou hai seng NG"...."ji gei yan la"..hahah we both kinda have the same attitude la...the "faham-faham" ajela attitude....the "ngo pei min lei lei pei min ngo" attitude...the "chiu lei la" attitude...and much much more...i just wanna tell her something here la...i hope she reads la..since tht luiyan never "bookmark" my blog...deng!!!ok anyway...pls dont add vodka into all ur drinks...pls dont always go clubbing and drink cheap liquor...even if expensive also dont drink la..since ur friend wants to have sex with u....then if u mabuk then ur "Gone"....and pls dont always go n visit URA...and pls dont always "Gek" ur mum..(ahahaha...damn funny...erm..she doesnt reads the blog right...heck like i care..)....wahhaha..i know nay loves me...u know u do right...just now at bus station..she hugged me..n duwan to let go...i was stunted...well not really la..coz it wasnt really an emo intentional hug...but well...it was a funny kinda hug...hahha well u know what u did la luiyan..."dai ga sam jiu la"...
well going back kl liao...erm melaka actually...haih..i wanted to go back kl la...but parents are in melaka to eat the bloody meal(watever u call tht)..in hometown..already bought tickets to kl...now have to exert my "abang" skill to hopefully convince the abang to stop for me in melaka..."bang..tolong sikit la ye...raya cina nak balik tengok mak...kesian tau...berhenti kejap la ye....ye bang?ye bang???ala banggggg......"sure can work wan...confirm...!wooo
gong hei fat choi la every banglas in the world...

Steamboat Valentine

Valentine Day's spent with the SDE gang...both yenn and I had SS test on the day itself and finished quite late before we joined the gang for steamboat...wahlao..I managed to crap my way thru the test but unfortunately i only wrote one page per ques..dont know if thats sufficient enough la ..as i looked around...everybody was writing non-stop sial!!even the ah ****** can write more than one page man!!kiasunyerr...sekali i got higher marks..wuakakaka..then they sure terpengsan and vomit blood while they kiss my ass!...no la..in my "humble" opinion...i dont think i'll do well la..no seriously...haaha..its freakin' Spore history la..if Sejarah Islam Malaysia maybe la..sure score one confirm...
Anyway..met up with Rach and Lychee and Euwin and his buddies(irrelevant) at rooftop where they had prepared sumptuous steamboat for us...thnx guys for taking all the trouble and carry all the heavy stuff from sengsiong...n rach is so sweet la she even bought each n everyone of us a cute snoopy bowl..pink for the girls n blue for the guys..classic!she said."very cheap 2dollars each oni sia..."*faint*...n she also took the trouble to wrap wantons la...damn auntie sial!!hahah i almost choke when i found out that she actually wrapped those damn things...can u imagine rach wrapping wantons..mincing those meats??of course u can!!she is a barbarian afterall...barbarian mince human meat and feast on them..wahahhaa(rach ownself said she is barbarian wan ah..not me ok!)but anyways...not bad la..thnx rachie!....hahaha...wantons just remind me of...erm..well nvm...too sensitive..i tell u in person if u wanna know..like Zhenyu always said "deng,this freakin wanton drive so slow".....
Ok so we had a great time chilling out at the rooftop chatting away for hours la...kenning and botak joined us then followed by fenni and her ex..woohoo..scandalnyerr...sorry la lychee i didnt wanna go sentosa with u..im really sorry...despite all that u have done for me...u are such a sweet person i love u..SORRY SORRY...but im really not in the mood la..very tired and depressed...not because im dateless..but..haih...very long time havent had my menstrual..and..erm...irrelevant...well nvm..haha..but not to worry la...the next day we also never go so next time we can go together with the gang when everyone's free ok??
Later that nite we went out for a car spin with fen's ex..yenn wanted to club...then we went to few clubs but they dont play good music...except for that one pub in clark quay..forgot the name la...they have live bands who play rock music..quite cool..but feels weird to dance la since nobody really dance there..ok...then we just went back in the end.....its damn ironic that rach and yenn were the two oldest ones and they are the one who kena asked to show ID..wahahah..me and fenni laugh at them like mad...da two "kee na"
In the end we came back to hall around 3am and i watched OTH before dozing off and waking up at 1pm the next day...then i watched OTH again and doze off again before waking up to go for IHG closing..Steppers were great...relative to Temasek la...but still very impressive...Temasek was...erm...u know i know la can d la...

"Best friends"

this yenny ah..ask me to blog...haiyo i know u like to read la...ok la...blog about your "best friend" la...there's this girl...she's from xxx country...(nationality hidden to protect race sensitivity)...she's super skinny and "sexy"...then hor...during our project presentation...she wore hot pink micro-mini and dark stockings...wah..so "seductive" la...i think all the guys..and yenny as well of course..are totally "blown away" by her lo...then hor then hor...in the end..she never get a chance to present...yenny somemore said "harh??never present??but she wear so nice!!"...ahahahaha..thanks ah yenny...u are so "kind"...and that is how she became her "best friend"...yay...then wait..got part 2....
yenny and her are so meant to be together that she accidentally signed up for our project group...wahlao..they are inseparable la these two i tell u...so inseparable that yenny had to call her up and ask her to leave the group....just so that she can be with her one on one...ewww...i mean...awwww so sweet...wahahahaa..im choking liao...
then part 3...its about rachel's best friend pulak....yellow yellow one....ahahaha...that time we are even playing..spot the ah ******(protected) in econs class la..damn fun this game...wanna play/??come and get the instrustions from me i teach u how to play ok???damn fun wan....seriously...wooohohohoho....
tu lah st john friends...ask u all come here dont want...so fun...can make so many "best friends",...haiseh man...korang-korang ni...

Yuadyi's 21st

Happy 21st Bday yuadyi darlin...yuadyi and yuefern were once very close friends...they even look like each other...but as time grew..yuadyi became prettier and prettier...yuefern couldnt keep up and almost attempted suicide but fortunate enough, her mum burst into the room and stopped her from killing herself....now yuadyi and yuefern are separated...yuadyi turned 21 and yuefern couldnt make it for her big bash...yuadyi feels extremely sad not because yuefern couldnt make it..but because she is 21 now and she can't commit crimes and not being able to get away with it..tht's right...yuadyi is an ADULT now....HAPPY ADULTHOOD MY FRIEND!

With this...i dedicate all my booze to u....

art of making yogurt

today i learned something new...angmohs make their own yogurt...*no pun intended*..lee n tristan invited me over to watch them make yogurt..gosh sounds even worse...but seriously...like..seriously....they ARE making real yogurt...to eat for breakfast,...takkan u expect angmohs to live on extra oily mee goreng,tasteless fried rice,cheap quality bread with kaya,omega3-less egg,diluted coffee and tea(hall breakfast..yeah it suck i know) every morning meh??betapa naive-nyerrr to think that way..nonono...they have to eat real angmoh stuff..like...say..yogurt??its quite amusing la...but even though i witnessed the whole process...no way in hell i'm gonna make my own la...think i'm so free meh...i'm only free to go down n eat theirs only la...
and one thing about these angmoh boys...they are really patient and well taught...by their mums...and tristan is also quite particular about wastage...well..angmoh ma...he refused to use cold water even though the cooling down process is much faster...simply because it uses more energy...i mean the cold water from the dispenser....and he even kept the water he used for the next yogurt making session...wahlauuuuu...can't take it anymore...angmohs!!!no need to make me feel so bad wan ok!!!because i won't wan...nahaha....lee said he recycled since he was in third grade...me leh???i recycled when i fell down from my bike and climb onto it again...and recycle...LAME..