kampung freaks

Spent the holidays in Malacca n KL during CNY...it was freakin "chiukapmoudik" fun la...now im back to this miserable place...life in Malacca is so laid back...i witnessed some "extraordinary" incidents back there....this malay kid came into my uncle's grocery store just to buy a sweet...A sweet...one...satu biji...fifty cent still got change...Im like...wtf??deng....told my bro..he said.."u dont like tht la...ppl poor ma"...deng....then we saw "him" with another friend trying to dig out money from the phone booth nearby...no wonder la...use those coins to buy sweet...then my bro said again.."ppl stay in kampung...nothing to do wan ma...is their hobby"..deng.....then i wanted to take down videos of them commiting those crime..n send to Edisi Siasat.."APAKAH YG BAKAL MENIMPA MASYARAKAT MUDA ZAMAN KINI?"screamed the headline...but then i figure...my camera not enuf pixel to video la...wahahaha...no optical zoom...deng....then we saw these bunch of ppl sitting outside their house on the floor...NOT talking...just sitting down doing absolutely nothing...deng...can these ppl get any weirder??then when we drove out..we saw this man wearing only his underwear walking to his car...wtf???triangular wan summore not boxers...unbelievable...i mean...got car means he is not mentally ill la right?..damn weird la...tu la...go stay in kampung summore...
gambling during nw yr is a must...wahha..but i lost anyway...nvm la...all for the fun oni ma...chill la...and eating damn a lot of "kam"..damn syiok...sherene said i might get kam poisoning...and kelly said i might get "feng sap"...for peeling all the white stuff from the kam...heck do i care...i only like em "botaked"...and eating pineapple cookies...melaka's pineapple tarts is the best...its not dodol lo kenning...u got it all wrong...n those damn chicken rice balls...
got back in kl on third day..met up with st john gang...watched Protege..wahlao.."deng gua gua..yat lau..."..freakin awesome...daniel wu so hot adi...story line is also quite good..andy lau is still my all time fave...although he looks like ah pek d...his acting was fab...n i just told weliam i wanted to marry an undercover "ngo tai"...syiok....coz they so hot...bad guys who are actually good guys are so much hotter than purely just bad guys...nvm....
then went to kelly's hs and ate pizza...gamble summore..but with nuts...ground nuts la ...as chips...wahhaha...damn kuno...everybody was so broke tht we resort to this method..not bad..cant wait for the long term break...hopefully our langkawi trip works...study hard guys...YA RIGHT!...