Changi BITCH Club getaway

Gotta love this title given by Step. (i didnt plagiarize horr i acknowledged her)

Long Raya weekend n yet another "monthly" getaway with the bitches....LOL really must every month go "holiday" right coz working life is sooooo STRESSFUL...loves it

I swear we will never get to go anywhere in SPORE without Step coz everything is always done by her....this time around, we went to her club at Changi n we got cheaper room rates wootsss...


Welcome to the Caribbean.....props to Cannyboi (CC's new cam) for the crystal clear photo~ guo ran zai even tho u look gay, but thts ok.


All the girls in da house...the DragQueen CC havent CUM yet.

So while waiting for the man of the family to arrive, we went to chill by the poolside...hawt sunny day wootssss....thank god


Yes, we are STILL in Spore mind you.

Being Paris wannabes gotta love that.




The Prostitute with blingy bikini....


The PIAK and the GF~

The hired photographer for the day....

Poor BABS who cant swim coz AGAIN she got her auntie visitin' so she has to be the photographer...gotta love that...im sorry peeps, our outings will always be beginning of the mth when all of us will get our "Thing" so just gotta deal with it n let the blood trickle down ur thighs~


Finally we waited n waited n waited after devouring two plates of chicken wings, the Fatherbitch finally strutted into the pool area in his formal attire coz he attended a wedding before tht....immediately took out Cannyboi n de-virginized him with a picture of us before he "slow-mo" fell when he tried to sit on the tanning chair....gotta love that~


WOW ZAAA Cannyboi workin' it, turnin' Changi into Miami~



Back in da room slacking....with you.


After that, we went to the famous Changi village for dinner.....Hawker food.....WOOOOOW......not. *potong stimmm*


Ordered all the most disgusting food n gobbled down like hungry ghosts....which we all felt very very sick n bloated after...FOL....we even wanted to immediately go back to the room n whack liqour just so tht we can puke all the food out....gotta love the bulemic us.


Went back for Board Walk that CC n BABS insisted....i swear they are really OLD...zdy make us go for BORED Walk la oh goshhhhh...


But okla the sunset view is AMAZING....n Cannyboi is even more amazing to be able to capture this shot.



View of "Sungai Buloh".....


Me: WAAAHH i never knew such place exist in Spore, what is this place?
CT: Sungai Buloh
Me: Ohhh so this is THE Sungai Buloh ah, yuan laiiii
Step: WATAFARKRKK THIS IS NOT SUNGAI BULOH I SWEARRR U STUPID BITCHES.

HAHAHHAA LOVES IT best convo ever.....zdy read dierdier's blog n then come n "Sungai Buloh" me right u bitch!!!!!!!n i actually BELIEVED the damn sungai buloh!!!FML FHL FOL.

Went back to our room n washed up to prepare for second half of the night....KTV!!!!!!

We became ahlians, go KTV n sing S.H.E...

Smuggled Rat Poison n Muscato into the KTV...what is a KTV session without poison.....Im sure we are really there to SING laaaa....As a result of "drinks poisoning", we AfterSchooled, Taeyang-ed, SuperJunior-ed all night long...I swear suddenly we turned into koreans coz we can actually SING the songs by making up random words..HAHAHAH FUNNY SHIT i swear.



deeebaaa deeebbaaa deee deee deeee deeebaaaa onne ba meh ee baahhhh


Amoled amole mole mole BI NA JI ....feel like silber n golddddd

Sorry sorry sorry sorry nekka nekka nekka ba chor ba chor ba chor meeee...

SEE TOLDCHA WE CAN SING KOREAN!!!


Celebratin' BABS n Steps Bday with a lychee martini Penis cake....plus three strands of pubic hair...gotta love that!




"them birthday bitches wishing upon a penis cake. gotta love their lives"- CC, 2010.


Group shot~ 5 Gz....we were 2 Gz down :(, they perished in a gang fight...HAHA nvm this is my own joke, if u get it then ur smart thts all.

After that, the craziness began....we whacked everything including the all the asahi n the rat poison....n Step suddenly came n told us..."GUYS the chivas is fuckin' cheap 100bucks oni so I bought a bottle"...LOVES IT...


Rebellious kid that got high on Cake.


Our form of drinking game is leg lift, loser who drops first gotta drink....guo ran shi dancers....gotta love our discipline.


Biggest Loser of the night....."Can we all go clubbing its only 1, its still early!"..OH boy since when did u hear Alibaba say she wants to club!!HAHAHA EPIC...that night she became a BABS, Alibaba no more.


Condom heads...dont ask me why, we never have reasons for the things we do coz we are just cool that way.

Oh, when CT n I went to the toilet, there is one woman shitting damn loudly beside us I actually thought is was CT BOMBING the toilet bowl....HAHAHAHA TOTALLY MEMORABLE PLS....then when we left the toilet, tht person let out the loudest BOMB ever we could even hear from the outside...

CT:Oh gosh i cant believe you actually thought tht was me eh u bitch, how could u!
ME: How I know, if you need to BOMB , U need to bomb wat what can i do.
CT: Eh how ah, if its really me hor, then what will u do, will u still be my friend?
ME: Errrrrrrrrrrrrr....................NO.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....hey at least i think for very long before i said "No".


So after all that craziness in the KTV room, we called it a night, but not before we.....

Bury ourselves in BALLS....wooohoooo so fun pls I actually spotted the Kids playroom unlocked so I just told the rest to follow me n we dived into the balls like mad deprived kids.....n the video Step took is just, PURE WIN....Pi Gu Liaoooo.

Then we went back like mad hungry drunkards n devoured all the cup noodles tht Step bought earlier on....THEY i mean, Im very healthy i didnt eat woohooo....coz I DIED hahaha.

Checked out next day n had BRUNCH at XinWang....i swear we are really like a family coz nobody but families eat sunday morning brunch!awwwwww


Father n Mother....


The Kids....there's another rebellious one smoking outside....what to do,middle child syndrome mah.

To end this rockin' post....





OH BOYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~


HAHAHA great weekend, lookin forward to our upcoming Halloween getaway in our Spice girls costumes!!!WOOHOOO





YES UHUHHHHH~


P/S: Do check out all the funny shit videos on my facebook...ciaooo bella~

Smashin' weekend

Back from my less than 24hrs getaway...very fulfilling nonetheless, short n sweet.


Oh, remember i talked about wanting to get a GOLD watch?





HOLLER at the new DONNA YES UHUHHHHH.....(zdy name all our things right)

Just like my getaway, the buying process of this baby is short n sweet too....quite some amount of damages were done on this but now lets all focus on how pretty this watch made me ok!....not only it glows by itself, it makes mah skin glowin' too gotta love that!

Who cares about Iphone/BB when u have a gold watch...like seriouslyyyyy...

Eat, Drink, Shop

OMG my first ever exp shopping spree with my OWN money...KAchingggg!!!When i calculated the damages done, almost got a heart attack pls....well, lets just say, all tht is enuf for me to buy an IPhone/BB....OH BOY~....looks like i wont be getting a new phone till my next pay cheque comes in loves it....its good in a way la, spare me the dilemma or IPhone/BB...same ol same ol...

Met Gwen,Mich,Jon n the rest for dinner n drinks at Esplanade....G & M are BB users, while Jon strongly supports Iphone....tried on Gwen's new BB Bold, the one tht I wanted to get...didnt get too convinced FML....hahahaha...then kena pyscho-ed by Jon saying tht IPhone is great this n that...the debate goes on n on..n then Mich wanted to switch to IPhone while Gwen was satisfied with her BB...fml with frens like these u can kill urself alr....i think I DONT WANT ANYTHING LA IM STICKIN WITH MY NOOB PHONE....

Oh, n they both commented tht i lost weight yayyy BOOOYAAAHH~ but they said i lost my boobs too....damn u lesbians!!!

What a fulfilling shopping therapy....i concluded tht, u can rock your work wear only if u buy brands like Promod, ZARA, MNG,G2000...k maybe cheaper ones will be BYSI thts about it...n u gotta rock em' with a gold watch yes uhuhhh OMG i really want a gold watch now after seeing them both having gold watches damn u lesbians!!!screw iphone/bb imma go for gold watch next KACHINGGG~

Lookin' forward to Changi Beach Club stay tmrw...it better be hot n sunnyyyyyy~wootsss

Not forgetting, SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN~ to all my muslim friends....n HAPPY BDAY TO MY SISTER TOO...

ARENA is ghetto shit

Since I had to attend a meeting on a Saturday, went home n felt so bored i decided to go Arena with Step n CC....free entry free drinks free ride, its a no brainer aint it?

Then Jon sms-ed me announcing his arrival from Aussieland....so I asked him to join us at Arena, if u know me enuf, I like to kill ten million birds with one stone...gotta love tht~

N since Jon is CT's cousin, he should be able to fit in well with the gang...HAHAHA what an amazing theory~

Arena is really THE CLUB to be at if you are a dancer....i swear the music is so damn good n the ghetto people are workin' it like crazaaayyyy....they are freakin' awesome to the max until i cannot find words to describe...them ghetto guys all looked like jay-z n chrisbrown while all the rihanas n beyonces are just FIERCEEEEEEE~ n they even cover SorrySorry ghetto style now can u beat that?I swear ZOUK is sooooooo OVAH....n zouk is for amateurs n kids...oh boy~

I was totally WIPED OUT last night I woke up with my clubbing clothes on my bed....thank god dont have another person next to me...loves it.

I dont even rmbr a single thing after Jon came n opened one btl n then plus one more btl from AmyV, Steps DJ crush.....gosh i havent been this wasted til i dont rmbr anything...n yes, i puked like crazy with the rain washing my face loves it....in fact, i was so wasted i dont rmbr tht i puked in the heavy rain....rockssss

N the inner anal freak in me still got the cheeks to tell CC to take his shoes off before walkin into my house HAHAHAHA i swearrrr yuan lai im reli damn anal i can tell him this when im subconcious.....n dont even mention about all that grinding tht i did with Jon coz i DONT RMBR A SINGLE THING hahahaha...thank god.

Thanks Step,CC and Jon for the great night....i think i was so wasted coz I was very depressed about all these things tht has been going on with my life now...looking forward to a new beginning n the amazing weekend ahead!!!

N i really have lotsa great friends who are so concern about my situation....Im fine guys dont worry...n I have money to eat okayyyy so stop trying to lend me money!

Nostalgic shit

You know you really love dance when u watch all the videos n they really made your day~
n especially when u had a shitty day.

Felt super nostalgic going thru my dance video "archive" (wow woww)...watched all the DU, bash, tech class, practice, etc...OMG really feel like cryin...happy tears that is...

Through this, I realised that it doesnt matter if we are not as great as the other dancers out there...there is a certain "trend" that i witnessed from all the past videos...we looked good not coz we are good but its coz we are all dancing together, enjoying each others company...no doubt performance day is the one thing we all look forward to, but all the excitement came from practices...with each others company...

With this, I wanna say THANK YOU to each and everyone of you that I have ever danced with, its truly an honour to share the dancing experience with you guys.

So dear alumni, I know we said this countless times, WE ARE OVER IT...but deep down inside, we are really NOT over it...lets make THIS the last shall we?HAHA ya' know wat Im talkin about..lets do it for our beloved FYF dancers...LOL

It doesnt matter if we are not Dope like Ahmad, I really do not give a shit about being dope anymore for I am a working person now so there is no point being dope when u look like an ordinary working slave everyday....lets just dance n just be GOOD together, dont have to be GREAT...I wanna dance again, really....at least for now...maybe Im just really depressed.

From work ya'll

Its lunch hour n i can finally access FB ..ok maybe not, i just assume tht I CAN, but then again who cares coz I seriously DO NOT care anymore...they have no rights to KP me when they are OWEING me money...


I really hope that they feel a tinge of remorse when they see me sitting in my desk eating my sandwich...ok my sandwich is zai, its not tht sad but still...

Since i am FB-ing n eating sandwich...im going to be rebelious n BLOG in the office...yes i am just childish that way...in fact, Im blogging with my email now so it seemed like Im busy typing a long email..GOTTA LOVE THAT~...props to the brilliant CT for this ingenius idea....yuan lai she is the nasty one oh boyyyy~

Blog in office must UP one level, POST PICTURES...loves it


Fave pictures of the moment~

LEICA is really damn ZAI....

BTW NO i am still not getting my pay....*slit wrist*

Regards,
Alexis Ng Yue Fern
Management Trainee
K***** ****k E***** M********* Pte Ltd
xxx Paya Lebar Road
#xxxx
Singapore xxxxxx
DID: +65 XXXX XXXX
Tel: +65 xxxx xxxx
Fax: +65 xxxx xxxx

GOTTA LOVE THAT!!!

These bitches deserve to DIE part 2

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!everythingggg is going haywire now....n they even screwed up my PAY...the ONE thing tht i look forward to the most at the end of this month....what bullshit seriously....im so sick of this shit!!!!Asked them when will i get, they say "Dont know, prolly few days"...DONT KNOW YOUR JIBAI LA DONT KNOW SIMILAN!!!Hello, just coz I wear nice clothes to work everyday doesnt mean U can anyhow delay my pay n assume tht I am some rich kid OKAY...FUCK THEM~

I have so many things to pay for n I have NO MONEY left...i even had to starve with just ten bucks left....WTF n the best thing is, my hp line also died coz I got no money to TOPUP....fuck my fucking miserable life n fuck them HR bitches I hope they all die in a horrid plane crash while going on a company trip!

I have not been so sad and angsty in my life before....i really wanted to just cry, but i got nobody to cry to n i cant even call my parents...n i definitely will not let them see me in this state else they would be so heartbroken.

Its not that I wanna whine so much, but i am really living a fucking goddamn miserable life right now....i am literally a homeless person except tht i actually got a home to stay...for now.