Eat, Drink, Shop

OMG my first ever exp shopping spree with my OWN money...KAchingggg!!!When i calculated the damages done, almost got a heart attack pls....well, lets just say, all tht is enuf for me to buy an IPhone/BB....OH BOY~....looks like i wont be getting a new phone till my next pay cheque comes in loves it....its good in a way la, spare me the dilemma or IPhone/BB...same ol same ol...

Met Gwen,Mich,Jon n the rest for dinner n drinks at Esplanade....G & M are BB users, while Jon strongly supports Iphone....tried on Gwen's new BB Bold, the one tht I wanted to get...didnt get too convinced FML....hahahaha...then kena pyscho-ed by Jon saying tht IPhone is great this n that...the debate goes on n on..n then Mich wanted to switch to IPhone while Gwen was satisfied with her BB...fml with frens like these u can kill urself alr....i think I DONT WANT ANYTHING LA IM STICKIN WITH MY NOOB PHONE....

Oh, n they both commented tht i lost weight yayyy BOOOYAAAHH~ but they said i lost my boobs too....damn u lesbians!!!

What a fulfilling shopping therapy....i concluded tht, u can rock your work wear only if u buy brands like Promod, ZARA, MNG,G2000...k maybe cheaper ones will be BYSI thts about it...n u gotta rock em' with a gold watch yes uhuhhh OMG i really want a gold watch now after seeing them both having gold watches damn u lesbians!!!screw iphone/bb imma go for gold watch next KACHINGGG~

Lookin' forward to Changi Beach Club stay tmrw...it better be hot n sunnyyyyyy~wootsss

Not forgetting, SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN~ to all my muslim friends....n HAPPY BDAY TO MY SISTER TOO...

ARENA is ghetto shit

Since I had to attend a meeting on a Saturday, went home n felt so bored i decided to go Arena with Step n CC....free entry free drinks free ride, its a no brainer aint it?

Then Jon sms-ed me announcing his arrival from Aussieland....so I asked him to join us at Arena, if u know me enuf, I like to kill ten million birds with one stone...gotta love tht~

N since Jon is CT's cousin, he should be able to fit in well with the gang...HAHAHA what an amazing theory~

Arena is really THE CLUB to be at if you are a dancer....i swear the music is so damn good n the ghetto people are workin' it like crazaaayyyy....they are freakin' awesome to the max until i cannot find words to describe...them ghetto guys all looked like jay-z n chrisbrown while all the rihanas n beyonces are just FIERCEEEEEEE~ n they even cover SorrySorry ghetto style now can u beat that?I swear ZOUK is sooooooo OVAH....n zouk is for amateurs n kids...oh boy~

I was totally WIPED OUT last night I woke up with my clubbing clothes on my bed....thank god dont have another person next to me...loves it.

I dont even rmbr a single thing after Jon came n opened one btl n then plus one more btl from AmyV, Steps DJ crush.....gosh i havent been this wasted til i dont rmbr anything...n yes, i puked like crazy with the rain washing my face loves it....in fact, i was so wasted i dont rmbr tht i puked in the heavy rain....rockssss

N the inner anal freak in me still got the cheeks to tell CC to take his shoes off before walkin into my house HAHAHAHA i swearrrr yuan lai im reli damn anal i can tell him this when im subconcious.....n dont even mention about all that grinding tht i did with Jon coz i DONT RMBR A SINGLE THING hahahaha...thank god.

Thanks Step,CC and Jon for the great night....i think i was so wasted coz I was very depressed about all these things tht has been going on with my life now...looking forward to a new beginning n the amazing weekend ahead!!!

N i really have lotsa great friends who are so concern about my situation....Im fine guys dont worry...n I have money to eat okayyyy so stop trying to lend me money!

Nostalgic shit

You know you really love dance when u watch all the videos n they really made your day~
n especially when u had a shitty day.

Felt super nostalgic going thru my dance video "archive" (wow woww)...watched all the DU, bash, tech class, practice, etc...OMG really feel like cryin...happy tears that is...

Through this, I realised that it doesnt matter if we are not as great as the other dancers out there...there is a certain "trend" that i witnessed from all the past videos...we looked good not coz we are good but its coz we are all dancing together, enjoying each others company...no doubt performance day is the one thing we all look forward to, but all the excitement came from practices...with each others company...

With this, I wanna say THANK YOU to each and everyone of you that I have ever danced with, its truly an honour to share the dancing experience with you guys.

So dear alumni, I know we said this countless times, WE ARE OVER IT...but deep down inside, we are really NOT over it...lets make THIS the last shall we?HAHA ya' know wat Im talkin about..lets do it for our beloved FYF dancers...LOL

It doesnt matter if we are not Dope like Ahmad, I really do not give a shit about being dope anymore for I am a working person now so there is no point being dope when u look like an ordinary working slave everyday....lets just dance n just be GOOD together, dont have to be GREAT...I wanna dance again, really....at least for now...maybe Im just really depressed.

From work ya'll

Its lunch hour n i can finally access FB ..ok maybe not, i just assume tht I CAN, but then again who cares coz I seriously DO NOT care anymore...they have no rights to KP me when they are OWEING me money...


I really hope that they feel a tinge of remorse when they see me sitting in my desk eating my sandwich...ok my sandwich is zai, its not tht sad but still...

Since i am FB-ing n eating sandwich...im going to be rebelious n BLOG in the office...yes i am just childish that way...in fact, Im blogging with my email now so it seemed like Im busy typing a long email..GOTTA LOVE THAT~...props to the brilliant CT for this ingenius idea....yuan lai she is the nasty one oh boyyyy~

Blog in office must UP one level, POST PICTURES...loves it


Fave pictures of the moment~

LEICA is really damn ZAI....

BTW NO i am still not getting my pay....*slit wrist*

Regards,
Alexis Ng Yue Fern
Management Trainee
K***** ****k E***** M********* Pte Ltd
xxx Paya Lebar Road
#xxxx
Singapore xxxxxx
DID: +65 XXXX XXXX
Tel: +65 xxxx xxxx
Fax: +65 xxxx xxxx

GOTTA LOVE THAT!!!

These bitches deserve to DIE part 2

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!everythingggg is going haywire now....n they even screwed up my PAY...the ONE thing tht i look forward to the most at the end of this month....what bullshit seriously....im so sick of this shit!!!!Asked them when will i get, they say "Dont know, prolly few days"...DONT KNOW YOUR JIBAI LA DONT KNOW SIMILAN!!!Hello, just coz I wear nice clothes to work everyday doesnt mean U can anyhow delay my pay n assume tht I am some rich kid OKAY...FUCK THEM~

I have so many things to pay for n I have NO MONEY left...i even had to starve with just ten bucks left....WTF n the best thing is, my hp line also died coz I got no money to TOPUP....fuck my fucking miserable life n fuck them HR bitches I hope they all die in a horrid plane crash while going on a company trip!

I have not been so sad and angsty in my life before....i really wanted to just cry, but i got nobody to cry to n i cant even call my parents...n i definitely will not let them see me in this state else they would be so heartbroken.

Its not that I wanna whine so much, but i am really living a fucking goddamn miserable life right now....i am literally a homeless person except tht i actually got a home to stay...for now.

These bitches deserve to DIE

Really wanna come n tell me "Not to do personal stuff like Facebooking and MSN-ng"....wah really full of bitches lo the office....coz the guy received "Feedbacks" (yes PLURAL) that I am facebooking and msn-ing n doing personal stuff at work....zdy kp me...really never give face wan eh i swear...they how OLD n Im how OLD???Hellooooo I know they have no lives, no friends, no tweets....but how can u expect me to not FB, Tweet n MSN when I have NOTHING to do ???or rather, I FINISHED UP everything before they can even take their 5th breath...GOSHHHH I SWEARRRRR i swearrr i swearrrrr they are really out to get me....

OK disclaimer, I know Im wrong for "abusing" company's policy, but c'mon...obviously the WHOLE WORLD FB n MSN....u just gotta cut me some slacks since Im NEW n YOUNG!!!!zdy every single thing also wanna find fault in me...n make my life miserable...I swear the office needs more MEN....HAHAHA

N u tell me no MSN right when one of the managers had her speaker on with the MSN sound so loud the whole office can hear....RRIIIGGHHHTTT no MSN or no MSN for Alexis only?

And to justify my actions, I FINISHED MY WORK before i surf the net....n I did them mostly in the morning (before 930am and during lunch, n i dont go for lunch coz them suckas never did invite me)....

MY LIFE IN HEAD OFFICE SUCKS.....I NEED TO GET OUT~

Pre-weekend outing

Met up with the 8Gz ppl on Fri night after work for dinner + movie + drinks.

Luckly I got to go to the site at Raffles Place (for the last time, sadly), n Step came to pick me up to go over to Orchard....she actually came early before 6 so I just asked my superior if I could "bounce off" early...n yes uhuh I COULD indeed!!!yayyy gotta love my work right...

Walked around abit with Step n had to resist the urge to buy shoes n bags (my number one weaknesses) coz Im broke n no pay check in yet :(.....Met CC n we decided to just go into the dinner place first before the arrival of the rest of the ppl.

Went to Jones the grocer @Mandarin Gallery....nice place with sucky food...rissotto tasted like a very rough lor mai kai n the pasta tasted like some Chinese zi char thing...according to them...i Didnt eat anything coz Im just Anorexic that way.loves it.

Gossiped like crazy in the very serene n atas environment, u know how loud those bitches' laughter n voices were...yes uhuhhh u know better than me right tell me bout it...goshhh Im embarrassed~

ZDY talk about HS, Ben & Jerry's, DF, etc etc...n i swear the whole restaurant can hear us....DUH~

Then we proceeded to Cathay for Step Up 3 but not in 3D coz everyone is OLD n we cannot take special effects...yes, FOL when Aili asked up to "Vote", unanimous decision for 2D!!!Gotta love our old selves!!!ZDY experience them doing a Back flip in front of your face laaaa....no thanks we dont like ppl to rub it in our faces ok we know we are old.

The Movie was....errrr....ok ok hold on, I know Im going to sound OLD here...but the movie was really just...errr...AAA OOO Kayyy....wasnt as fantastic as what everybody says....ok maybe we are dancers thats y we are being too....critical?Lotsa unnecessary scenes that made it almost Spoof-like....according to CT.."This is Jennifer's Body part 2"...Loves it....throughout the scene we kept laughing at scenes that are NOT funny....i swear the ppl in front of us wanna bitch slap us but they cant coz they could tell from our laughters tht we r capable of bitch slappin' them back yes uhuhhh.

N yes, ZDY watch a movie about DANCE when u are having outing with DANCERS laaaa..goshhh ppl cant we just be FRIENDS n not DANCERSSSSSSS.....sorry i think we are no longer dancers actually....we are just regular old working ppl who are not Great dancers....best thing tht Ive learned from the movie, "I stopped dancing coz Im just a good dancer, but you shouldnt, coz you are a Great dancer"...unfortunately, she is soooo RIGHT...yes people, time to accept the harsh reality n move on with our boring lives.

After movie, we went to Arthouse Timbre for drinks...at 12am....n I was really DYING already I swear....n i could sense tht them bitches were also DYING...DONT LIE!!!HAHA.....no live band, dirty seats with puke, eerie toilet....not exactly the nicest Timbre now aint it?

Reached home around 2plus...still feeling rather energetic after showering....n died til 9am the next day.....

N for the first time, I managed to "Catch" Bixs coming back from work....at 10am!!!HAHAHA....loves it....thank god her working shift ended this week...back to normal human working hours....we bitched a lil bit before she died n I went to collect my WORK PERMIT....gotta love having Work Permit yesss FML...when the whole world is holding the more atas Employment Pass, I have WP....no wonder the Doc treated me like that!!!But that is not a reason to treat ANY HUMAN like that okay regardless of your status.....bloody doctor.

OK nothing to say already....bai