Official Randika 101

I wanted to avoid writing blog til after exam (like duh isit even possible??)...but aiihhh cant help it la...n might as well la coz if wait too long memories will fade...n I have short term memory so...yea k watever la i just need to write to release myself la OKay!
anyway, I did studied quite alot today yay!which is why im rewarding myself by writing...waaahh why Im so intellectual wan, lovesss it.

CC Tan's belated Bday @ El Patio

I suggested this place (yes im a genius i know)...n Ive been there for like, maybe 4 times?tsk tsk tsk...where to find such a loyal customer u tell me...anyway Im like tht wan la...once i Set my eyes on something, thats it...i dont like changes...i dont like uncertainties...i dont like varieties...meeehhh wateverrr...pics ahead.

The Happy Family...Father/Mother/Son...hmmm why the son look so black like a Maaala..ok nvm

Happy People (WTF is happy people OMG cracked myself up!!!!GG)

CTbitch cant make it coz of her Gay project meeting...n coz we all Loveeesssss her so much, therefore..................










































Doing THE CT WAY....loves it.

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ULTIMATE CT-nesssss to the maximum x1000000000!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA

OK then since Dismas is so mean to CT...he also cant get away with it..so....







































This is Dismas-who-cant-put-his-elbows-together-due-to-his-very-broad-CHEST OMGGG seriously GOT SUCH thing WAN meehhh???hahaha...indon boy is sooo funny..dont know what they feed him in indo until his chest so broad....GG


"CHEEEEKENNNN"....hahahahaa he wore this super kampung looking shirt then everyone keep laughing at him...."its Skater Boy style c'mon!"...yeayea wateverrrrrr....
then he went on to say "My shirt is from (shit i forgot but its some branded brand la)..." n we went "WAAAAAA pants leh?"..."From dockers".."WAAAA shoes leh?"..."From Germany".."WAAAAA"...."My socks from (shit i forgot again...also some branded brand la)"...."WAAAA but how come still look damn Kampung?"..."CHHHEEEEKEEENN!"....

The cake tht i bought for the CC bitch....i know its small la haih im a cheapo tht way la wateverrr eating cake is too gay anyway, buy so big for wat....purposely chose the Gay-est lookin' cake....lovesss it.....the cake cant even stand up without support....so sad~...HAHAHA

Bitch Lovin' his cake....HAPPY BELATED Bday!!!!THNX for treating us ice-cream....

We then stuff ourselves into Aili's car n went back to Studio for our highlight of the night!!Randika!!!!


Randika No. 1 @ dancers' Crib

Our "Randikas"....
now the whole world just shows up with "randikas" n noone even bother buying Mixers...wtfff...how to not be "Randika-ed" like tht???OMG I just randomly thought of replacing GG with randika....tell me Im good.

My atas Wine called "Cono Sir"..WTFFFFF is cono sir denggg....ciplak brand..oh atas wine cannot be considered as one of the "randikas"...err simply because...its My atas wine...different status OKay...so if u ever say Wine is randika Imma slap ur face.

Krissyboi teaching Bixs his new choreo...hahaha this pic looks like a COMMERCIAL SHOT dontcha think???the chips OMG....like..."lalalalala Have some chips"...or sumthing like tht WTFF am i talking haiyooo k wateverrr...

After a while, more people showed up n we played stupid 3fingers cai quan as usual to get people like Oli n Mellie "randika-ed"....hahahahaha...n mission accomplished lovess it....
As for me...i was being very smart by facilitating the game so tht noone can "randika" me........(but haihhh..until waterboi came...i was indeed very very "randika-ed" until cannot "randika"..GGGGG)

I risked my life climbing onto the chair to take this pic okay...!!!see how deep is the love yo'...why Bixs emo one corner???haiyoooo...


Dismas n Peter came after the Geylang Supper.....n waterboi forced "randikas" down his throat.hahaha poor dismas.

Then the night got crazierrrrrr....people were all over the place jumping n dancing n doing stunts....n it didnt helped tht Waterboi came with his crazy Mix of "yeeegerrrr Borr"...this is the SHIT that KILLED me tht night..














































































































































OMG no wonder We all woke up with bruises all over our bodies...GG!!!!when u have alco in ur system, your body is pain resistant....n u will only wake up with regrets...*emooooo*...HAHAHA what shit..NONONO i did not regret a single shit ok...i lovesss this shit.

Then we started breaking into Dance every now n then...(fuiyoo i think we all can be in musical)WTF...i dont even rmbr doing the bash item....i was damn shocked tht we looked damn COORDINATED in these pics despite our very very very "Randika-ed" state...we are like how Pro manzzz...
































THIS in fact, look nothing like a RANDIKA at all...this looked more like a Tech class or a dance prac....

Then the bitch n I attempted a series of Trademark poses...
















































































Damn retarded okay...we were like posing posing there for damn long waiting for ppl to come take our pictures....i swear i fell asleep at one point holding there for too long...stupid bitch go n say "Just pose just pose they will come n take one"...haha lovesss it..*thnx bitch for taking care of me in Wengseng hahahaha* ....i love you bitch!

Scandalous pictures ahead....BEWARE.
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OH MY GAWDDDD!!!!!!!!!*runs around flapping arms like a maddie*
BFF told me tht bitch went around asking "Whats ur surname"...n she made everyone said ..ahemmm yeaaa cannot say la just in case...LOL u know what u DID alright!!!

HAHAH this one is funny...coz BFF was telling me "LOOk scandal behind u!"...n i was like "hurry up, u pretend to take my Picture then we can take their scandalous picture"...ahahaha we are seriously brain damaged.

THATS HOT...psssssssssss

Bitch n I doing the "GG hi-5"....took me a while to figure out what on earth we're duin' in this pic...until i finally got it....HAHAHAHA lovesssss it la seriously...
Oiii Yunn what are u duin huh?..laughing at us...nyehehe *thnx for helping me find my matric card i appreciate it very much*

Oli poli n BFF xxy..hahahahaha BFF thnx for QC-ing the pics...but Mellie didnt QC hers..so awwwwww...*effort gone to waste afterall*...HAHAH what shit.
*thnks BFF for taking care of me in wengseng i love u too*

My dance comm-ers....

OMG so scandalous what shit is this!!!!hahahaa


With Babe!!!

*Jovita's going to Kill us if she sees this*

HAHA super long post...but didnt regret this shit at all la seriously...Im so glad we had this randika before our exams....i think everyone had hell lotsa FUN tht night...all the brain damage...its totally worth it.

Last time i super jaga my brain wan...before exam i dont even allow myself to eat MSG...i eat fish n drink soya bean all the time coz its very good for brain or sumthin....i wont even touch instant noodle n carbonate drinks (waaahh really super kiasi last time GG)...
but now??heck man still can drink alco one week before exam wtf..haaiihhh GG.....alcohol can totally kill off brain cells man!..pheefffttt wateverrr la haiya...Yunn said only the weaker brain cells will die...so its actually good...who needs those weaktards anyway...*dum dum dum dum wateverrr*

Super happy i bought snacks for the first time in this semester (Yes,believe it!)...I dont usually snack n I will avoid snacking even tho i like to but for the sake of health yadadadada...but heck la i suddenly had craving n i think i will finish them at one go...which is why i dont buy snacks...damn..."Leonardo's Italian Chips" *ataasssss*....hahaha Im a cereal freak too today i bought another different cereal tht is honey waffle lovess it...i love all the Post cereals i wanna try them all....watever isit...NO MORE BIXIES for me ok no thnx coz it really sucked!!so exp summore BOOOOHOO~

Woookkaayyy back to NERDY mode...


LOVESSSS ITTT....

Guitar heroes

Oh My...guitar heroes is da new Shit...fine, i know im so last season, wateverrr.

Went PGP with da CTbitch for lunch...until i open my stupid mouth n told her "Oh they have it here u know, just pay then can play already", when she said she lovessss GuitarHeroes.

Oh well...the rest, no need to say already la hah.

6bucks per hour what shit is this?hahaha not too bad for a very sleazy/small/dark but comfy room.
We didnt time our session, until we played n played n played n the thing suddenly got stuck.
Ultimate, we thought its coz Time's Up already so the thing will auto stop by itself....n we went..."Waaaa cool la they can control the whole system"...."Wow really ah"

We were staring at this screen for damn long without realising tht it was stuck...retarded.

Then we asked the guy at the counter, isit coz its one hour already thts y the thing stopped....n he gave us a blurr face "Huh, errr no..."...GG!!!!turned out the thing its just....S-t-u-c-k...*potong steam*

Then we asked him, how long have we played already...n he checked...1hr n 15mins...
"oh then how?how much we pay then?"...."oh i just charge u all one hour la"...like duh right,takkan want him to breakdown 6bucks divided by 60mins times 15mins equals errr...wateverrrr its damn hard to calculate even simple things these days...

We were trying to figure out how much we owe each other for the wantan mee coz CT paid 4bucks then i paid 1buck coz the total of two bowls is 5bucks....then i gave back CT 2bucks...
in the end we dont know who owe who how much n the wantan mee auntie was very amused by us n we were damn paiseh quickly walk away coz cant do simple maths...
"Shit i really dont know leh OMG".."Yea me too leh shit how come ah isit really damn hard to calculate?"..."I think its damn hard, really"...kudos to the undergrads of Engine n RE.
haih GG...n the end we sat down n tried figuring out...n got it finally thank god!bunch of retards.

N he gave me back the wrong matric card..thank god i realised it before we leave the place...while walking down the stairs i was about to shove the card into my wallet n "what THE......who's this??"...HAHAHAHA then its some fat guys pic damn funny okay....we two burst out laughing damn loud the whole canteen looked at us....not GG-ed also can cause a scene..wtf
GG im really damn scared of Matric card incident okay....after they all went searching for my matric card yesterday *awww touched*...if i loose it again i think they will kill me...

I can be a rockstar afterall....damn yeng i know thenkiu very much.


On her way to becoming a rockstar....a sleazy one that is. ...but the bitch Guitar Heroed damn well...*respect*

My new found obsession with Wii....after playing Tennis yesterday..woah arms aching like mad...then now fingers aching like mad coz of GH...n bruises n cuts on my fingers n shoulders coz of yesterday's Randika....CT also got these bruises...dont know what the fucuktaofu we did in the studio yesterday man...body aching like mad la....i think our bodies are pain resistant when we have alco in em', n therefore we were all high n throwing ourselves everywhere..crazy ppl.

N we are suppose to STUDY after Randika.haiyoooohhhhhh *slaps self*

p/s:my mood is so much better now after playing GH n went around apologizing to people n knowing tht they dont hate me n still lovesss me very much.LOL...thnx friends

OK this is embarrassing.

Sorry sorry sorry to all of u who CARED for me.

Thanks BFF,CT,Yunn,Quan,Yong n (oh i dont really rmbr who else).

i FEEL lousy now....very very lousy.

Hr over

HR paper Over baby overrrrr...hahaha acted as if my exam over already pulak cis...havent even started yet la, GG.
Reading week starts today...but today seemed like a celebration...yenny n her super atas Shangri-La buffet (urghhh im hatin') n me n my Meeehhh heee Kooo at holland v followed by Randika.lovesss it.

The paper today was alright laaa...as usual I wrote grandfather stories la what else right....to me it was just another typical post in the grandfather diary....so yea, it was not bad la...*looks over shoulder n brush off dust* GG

p/s:eh bitch, I think just "randika" its better la..damn tiring la to say out the whole thing..haha loves it..ok randika it is!set.

Randika QYP

I have a freakin' HR test tmrw...n my lecturer said its not considered as Finals..this module is non examinable....my pretty ASS la non examinable!!the so-called Test is freakin 40percent u still call tht non examinable???yea yea 40 is like such a small number to qualify as a Final paper right? yea right kiss my ass n I still wont call it even watever watever watever ur mother works at Mcdonalds la seriously...With minimum Wage la best!

I dont know whathefucuktaofu to study laaaa...its such a stupid tok cock module n yet its open book arghhhhh my life suck balls!!!

Anyway, think happy think happy~...looking forward to TMRW....woots....Randika Quan Yong Ping babehhh!!!..oh its our new name for GGsession...coz..ermmm..well...too potong steam already when u have too many randoms using our trademark.bleh....

what the heck is Randika Quan Yong Ping??....its coz i randomly thought of the name Randika when i was referring to this other girl to CT n XXY....then anyhow say randika coz i reli thought her name was randika...hahaha lovess it...then we talked about the "READY OK ONE TWO DOWN UP" guys...Mquan,Syong n Wping....therefore...Quan Yong Ping...n so we decided tht our "Session" will be named THIS....OMGGG ARE U BITCHES HONOURED???...phewww this "Session"'s name is really quite long...i will make everyone say it during our Randika Quan Yong Ping this friday...Omg cant wait....
"eh so so so need to add session not?randika quan yong ping session...."....."no la too long too long..."..."ok so its randika quan yong ping only?"...."yupe *nods in acknowledgment"...."OK can *reassuring tone *"....
HAHAHAH damn retarded we actually took this seriously when we were talking about it....Shut up okay...this is damn important to us!!!dont judge.

n so i was damn excited on my way to tutorial (which i dont understd a shit!) i messaged everyone to come down with their "stuff" tmrw n guess what?Mquan was the first to reply!!!hahahaha lovess it...he asked me somemore "So what would u like to drink..i go n prepare"...Wwalaooooo macam some high class restaurant/bar like tht so exclusive i can pick my choice of drinks....lovesss itttt...so i told him Wine...*atassssss*...then he further probed me "Red or White?"...walaoooo seriously....haih...professional Bartender really different wan eh...need every details to cater to their specific customer's need.

Then BFF shocked me with her sms...."are we inviting so n so?"(ppl tht im not so fond of)....OMGGGG BFF....y are u putting me in such a difficult position?why why why....hahahhaa dont know la...watever la haih if they wanna come then come lor who can stop them la right...

N tmrw we are celebrating CC's belated bday at holland v...hmm actually not reli la, just an excuse for us to go n eat atas dinner n have randika QYP after tht...u are a smokescreen only.haha
N i suck in organising la dont ever ask me to organise anything...just ask me to come as guest of honor n i can definitely entertain(oh yea trust me i really can!)...hahah...coz im suppose to book a table for tmrw then CC damn phek chek coz i damn slow moh here moh there in the end he booked himself...wtffff the bday boy had to do it himself n instead of us suprising him..he had to like...surprise himself OMGgggg..lovesss it...

There's some concert going on here...by some taiwanese artistes...damn happening la so many ppl man...so after dinner we just sibuk sibuk went to check them out coz its free anyway(coz its held inside our hall n we can all go in with our lousy Tshirts n shorts n slippers haha)....they are called Y2J, wat the.....LOVESS IT LA...

Take time to realise

Taking some time off my notes for some reminiscences of the good ol times. *damn long post, dont read if ur gonna be a bitch*

I really miss being in school...esp my f6 times...Young n Free....when we are still stuck in school uniforms but yet old enuf to drive n watch movies rated 18 n above. (in our school uniforms!loves it)...my first 18 n above movie in school uniform...White Chicks..OMG laugh until stomach cramp....i still remember they asked us for ICs coz they dont believe tht we are 18 with the school uniforms...hahaha i know la very loser la 18 already still wear uniform but better than waking up every morning thinking of what to wear then still kena kutuk habis habis if wear like damn chuiii or lala/ahhlian or watever.

I really miss those days where we randomly make plans on weekdays especially after our exams to catch a movie at Timesquare with student rate of RM6 OMG can u freakin belif it??it is tht cheap!!!!fuck this shit no wonder i dont watch movie here...convert back can watch like 4 movies or perhaps one gold class.WTF wtf wtf wtf wtf i am hatin' urghhhh
but then again, we never factor in the cost of parking n fuel n food n service charge blablabla in the end blew a damn big hole in our pocket...haih wat to do...tht time still naive n stupid wat.

I really miss all the Friday sessions....where we would gather the gang n go for lunch at Jalan Alor after our class...eat Pan mee drink Cendol n Michael Jackson (Cincau + soyabean is called MJ how DOPE is tht laaaa) at this restaurant called Jangan Ketawa...like WTF JANGAN KETAWA????(it means "Dont laugh")...hahahaha ketawa like siao!!!!my sis used to ask me "yerrrr jie, why this restaurant name is Jangan Ketawa?"...seriously when a 8 yr old asked u such ques....reli dumb struck just shut up dont know how to answer.
*Jangan Ketawa GG/close shop not long after we graduated from St.john* so sad~
no wonder its called Jangan Ketawa, coz obviously..who is Laughing now?haihhhhhhh

I really miss those days where we have the freedom of doing what we want n going where we like....because we freakin' DRIVE to school!!!!!CAR babeh CAR!!!the joy of racing each other in and out of the school gate...n we are not suppose to park inside the school...but we did it anyway because we simply dont care!hahahaha....i think the car ownership of my class SC2 is the highest...yes we are so cool tht way yo'....n we always parked illegally inside the forbidden compound only for teachers n visitors.....
we just take off our "P" stickers n those stupid prefects who made rounds will think that our cars belonged to visitors...haha we are damn smart alright!

N there's this one time where i parked my car outside the main road on the double line...illegal but damn strategic n nice spot...directly at the entrance of the school summore wow wow!then i spent the whole day worrying about getting a ticket n the risk of my car kena scratched by the Chendol Man coz i parked exactly at his spot n my stupid friends kept scaring me by telling me tht HE will be damn pissed coz i took his spot n he cannot do business therefore he will break your glass n scratch ur car...OMGGGG the whole day i spent walking past that area during toilet breaks n recess break to check on my car lor pls....scare the shit outta me man!

I really miss those days where we always congregate around Kseng or Melvin's desk to play stupid games....like this card game "Wind,Fire,Water" invented by Melvin OMG damn retarded but we love it!!!!he freakin' made those cards himself, color with Luna colorpencils (LUNA OMG classic!) n wrapped with plastic for protection summore fuiyoh damn semangat tht fella!
Then we would talk cock play games before the next teacher comes in....Ah Kam will always feed us with his dirty (but damn kao funny) jokes, while Melvin will always show us his magic tricks and we damn Sam Pat we will go "woaaahh u go be magician la deng still study physics so susah for what"...."coz he wants to be a pervert magician ma got lenglui assistant wan leh"...HAHAH omg my friends are how cool n funny pls.....

I really miss those times where my mum let me drive her car to school every day n so i can act like im damn rich n can show off....so ppl will see me in a different light WTF!...ahahaha n those lil kids will hail me as their "lui san" (Goddess) coz i am so cool n i drive my own car MEEHHeh...
but damn potong steam la this one incident...i parked my car n the alarm went off....i couldnt stop it...it was damn loud damn loud damn kao loud until the whole school was looking at me la coz it was minutes before assembly n they were all there!....DAMN kao embarrassing my face red like tomato.

I really miss Nantha my pseudo indian husband who always leech on me for a ride home (COZ I DRIVE YO'........reiterates point)....n he happened to just moved in next to my neighbourhood WTF how coincidental is tht laaaa so i cannot say NO la right.....how he would always bug me n say "C'mon ufern lets get into your supercar".....hahaha lovesss it....n he always sits at the back while Trinna n I will sit in front n bitch about him nonstop n he would be all annoying behind going "wuuhuuhuuhuu" wtf!
n we will always stop by at Petaling Street to tapao Soya bean n the 3 of us will suck on the straw like Gaytards!hahaha what shit....
N i used to stick those AIDS campaign stickers onto his face n tried waxing him....coz he is the most Hairless Indian ive ever met n he cant afford to loose even an inch of his hair....according to him, it took him months to grow some facial hair n he is damn proud of his facial hair coz he said Indian Men must have facial hair if not then not consider manly or some shit like tht *role eyes*...n i attempted to rip them off whenever he tries to piss me off n he would scream like a bitch goin "NOOO ufern sorry sorry ...pls dont do tht"

I really miss those times when I can go swimming, eating n shopping with Kelly n Shimin darling after our class....we always eat HK food at Wongkok or Kimgary then we will go Kelly's clubhouse to swim n gym (until kelly told me a guy died of heart attack on the treadmill, i never step into the gym ever again...wtf) then go for dinner again....OMG such tai tai life...n be reminded tht we are still in high school ok..

I really miss this one time when Shimin's Estima broke down at Great Eastern n we were suppose to celebrate Euclea's bday n ended up waiting for the toll-truck for a whole two hours....n we just sat at the roadside in our uniforms playing stupid horse game like "kluk kluk kluk kluk " how many horses are there?WTFFFF damn stupid play for two hours summore...
n how the guys tried to ignite the engine n poured water into the car but the thing started "steaming" n making weird loud noises n we were all damn freaked out for the fear of explosion n we went "Shiiitttt runnnn" then stayed one corner while waiting for the Estima to stop jerking.HAHAH....i think this must be the Euc's most memorable bday. everrrr....

I really miss those times where we will gather for dinner outings at shimin's place n everyone will be at least two hours late n we ended up with a yumcha outing coz its past midnight already by the time everyone arrive....instead of meeting at 7 everyone will reach at 9plus then laze around here n there then midnight already GG....n so its like supper/mamak-ing instead of eating dinner like we were suppose to...hahahaha bunch of retards.

I really miss those times when we named our teachers n try to create scandal n imagine them together (married) n how their lives will be like...hahahaa shit....like how my maths teacher is so blahhh n boring n wears the same color so we named her The Blender OMG...then my Chem teacher is so small size but is heavily pregnant n is still damn fiesty and garang so we named her Dragonlady HAHAHA...n there's our all time fave physics teacher, Hanster...he always ask ppl to "go n fly kite go n fly kite"....

N how we boycott the junior prefects coz we kononnyerrr seniors already so we dont have to respect them n can act all bitchy n stuff....like how there's this bitch prefect who always kena from us...there's one time when she tried holding up the all the classes during assembly n refuse to let us back to our classrooms....n she was in the midst of telling us to keep quiet blablabla but we just turned n walked away from her....n the whole class just followed n then followed by other classes as well....then she was screaming away behind us like a bitch but was totally ignored....we were like "walk fast walk fast dont look back"..n then we reached our classroom safe n sound..phewww.

The background looks magnificent huh..i know...but trust me, inside looks damn old wan!n looks shitty too!coz boys school ma...they damn dirty n disgusting wan...

There's this one time where we had to use those form4 boys classroom for extra class..its seriously disgusting as if they all pee-ed in the classroom...i swear the whole classroom smelled like cow piss!urggghhh...The guys told me got people even TFK in the classroom...EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
coz its a boy school...only F6 have co-ed n our building is exclusive n away from the main block so the whole school basically is made up of Monkeys tht has never seen anything/anyone with a SKirt before....
n therefore they will act like monkeys when they see something with Skirt-quotes Sherene.."doesnt matter if you are hot or not as long as u wear a skirt n walk past them, they will whistle at u like mad, yes even female teachers tht are ugly/old/married just wear skirt can already"....then when we were at the other block, n the classroom was so smelly, all of us girls couldnt take it we just sat at the corridor..while being ogled at...damn wrong weiii....then this Malay teacher walked past n gave us some dagger stare coz she thought like we damn slut or what purposely wanna seek attention from the boys....WTFFF...

Our damn nice n clean classroom thnx to all the guys who always kena arrow to do cleaning duties...coz my class only got 9 girls out of 28 poeple so we are really damn exclusive we dont have to do cleaning or any sort of heavy shitty work....we only need to arrange tables like just move them to stick to each other thts all how easy is tht la wtf...rawks!!!!n the guys are so gentlemanly they never once complain of gender inequality...because my Monitor is a girl n she damn smart go n arrow all the guys to do cleaning...n surprisingly no guys have ever questioned her before ..haha dont know they stupid or retarded or what!but then again, I love u guyssss for not complaining!!!

N the seating arrangement...all the girls must sit with guys....coz Hanster wanted to break the girls up he said we are very noisy if we sit together WTF damn MCP la!!!in the end Kelly can still turn to the back n talk to me, I can still turn to the back to talk to Shimin n Shimin can turn to the back n talk to trinna wat!!wtf is the difference la no brain or what???HAHAHA...n oh...Indians cannot sit with Indians WTF coz my teacher is damn racist...he said Indian boys sit with Indian boys will create RIOT WTFucuktaofu???HAHAHA damn nonsense laaaa his logic..lovess it...then when Sherene kena Esvaran, she went n told Han tht "sir, u said Indians cannot sit with Indians right?"..N he was dumb struck for a moment he went "Err..yea ok..change..u go sit with Joshua"...wtfffff...Sherene is being racist towards her own race muahaha...

OMG its past 3 yrs already...

ARGHHHH there are lotsa things tht i miss so badly.....emo bitch okay shut up!!!