SH-iiiaaattt

MY GAWD i just had a freakin' MCD burger today...after like what?4 months?dayyyuummm mah record is gone....planned to stay un-McDeed for as long as I can...but work got hold of me...no time to eat proper lunch so had to just settle for BURgaahhh....arghhh,Bassssteerr....i mean..Baskin Robbin!!!!hahaha I am random tht way.

I vowed n pledged not to eat burger from MCD everrrrr....sumpah allah!!!*courtesy of CC*
coz I only eat burger from BK n CJ okay...i am so atas n selective when it comes to fast food...wateverrr

Just finished my presentation...skipped mah 7pm to finish up my report...Tmrw is D shit yo'....
cant wait cant wait....n the fire alarm from SH-it hall is ringing now...WTFFFF
they're having fire drill at nite???really full of SH-it....no wonder they are like tht...retarded n brain damaged.hahaha im totally hatin on em' yo'....

Of chillin Wed

This week is seriously never ending....which is why we need to unwind...LOL...
Couldnt wait for the end of the week...headed straight to our usual same ol same ol routine...chillin' 101.

After law test we had a brain draining one hour meeting with Da Guru...super shen tht guy.respect!
I even suspect he is a lecturer in disguise...n not our project mate.

OK then we wanted to head back n continue working on our parts...but got side tracked...
all the way to Holland V...gosh how did tht happen?pretty amazing i know thank you very much now shut up n dont judge.

Whatever happened to "lets chill for just a while"...became "chilling till 1am at two different spots".
GG!!!

First up, Harry's... as "Warm up" round according to Shafiq....wtfff got warm up somemore!takin' it to the extreme level of GG-ness...

See?Mine is the pretty pink drink (no alcohol)....*clap n cheer*!!!!

Lovin' the non-alcoholic drink.... FINE LA its damn GAY la shut up!!!!!
I swear the waiter gave me a "Strawberry colada are u kiddin' me?Thts totally Gay" stare when i ordered my drink...like,wateverrrrr man...

N yea la i looked damn GAY in my stupid KR POlo la shut up!....no mood to dress up for test today so just anyhow wear hall shirt....then sekali....go Holland V like this...GG!!!!
but then again, rich ppl all wear damn simple...polo T n shorts....rich=effortless ma,WTFFFF

then followed by 2AM dessert place...super kick ass the dessert....so are the prices....kick mah firm ass all the way to Holland...wtfff


Some kick ass Cheese dessert


Tiramisu.....Looked like shit la due to my low quality HP cam...*blame Yenny*....but i swear its damn kaooo nice....

Got another one is Chocolate dessert...but HP too lousy so gave up on taking pics already just whack the dessert...GG

wookay guys,next round lemme pick up the tab....OK i bring u all to MCdonalds or KFC....or fongseng...wtfff Im cheapo like tht yo'..haha loves it.

Stupid shafiq kept ordering Wine somemore...fella really tak control....or maybe he just wanna GG the waitress....with a very nice nose i shall say...mancungzzzz...nyeaaahhahaha

As for me, I cant belif im being all gay n refuse to drink alcohol...woots woots...bangga!!!
I wanna rest mah liver manzzz.....so that can blow it for another HEEEUUGGEE GG session!!!I believe in goin all the way....so yea,healthy liver's gonna come crawling to all ya' booziiessss soon yo'....soon soon...wait til all this shit is over!

WOkkayys back to project....peacezzz outzzz

D end of MR

Kays, Ive just finished Moonlight Resonance..damn it was intense...all the drama mamma is really draining my brain..
I always wonder when they all will get heart attack from all the screaming n crying.....n I thought Ah Khaa died OMGGGG...but i somehow knew that HK dramas wont have a sad ending larr so....haih...how bohhring...n like how I somehow knew that Ah Chau will not leave KunKaZhai...bohhring shit...cant it be an ending with a big twist huh?BOOHHHRINGGGGGGGGGG.....heh, but still nice lar neverthelesss...meeeehheh..

I dont know why i so semangat wake up early everyday...kononyerrr to study n do my project la...nyehehehe....but it works la...morning very productive, afternoon go n sleep..wtf it rhymes...n i have law test tmrw...god damn!

That Yenny somemore said after this week she wanna go for holidays...WTF...she like finish her finals already liddat....neehehe now u see how intense this week is huh..

Lol thank god for my Lame-joke-cracker Yenny....if not lectures will be darn boring....we are always damn random...to the point tht noone finds it funny but the two of us..i think everyone gave up on us already...GG

We have this new lecturer, a young chinese woman in her thirties, who has some weird unnatural angmoh accent..."Im not here to control you"..WTF...in which i attempted to repeat to Yenny few times n we cracked up so loud n irritated the ppl around us....i told her to set it as her ring tone...ala Moonlight Resonance where Ah Khaa always do that..ok nevermind.

She pronounced the word Bond as Baaahhnnd(angmoh-ly)..then my Lame buddy (hahaha Lame buddy WTF) asked me "harhhh what Bun?".....to which i even bother to layan her n replied "Red bean Bun"...then we two laughed damn loud damn loud damn loud....HAHAHAH siao already lor seriously.....

"I think she from US wan leh dont play play"...."How u know?"...."Oh, coz she mentioned that "back in the states, we do it this way blablabla"...so I think she from US"......"Cheh like that means I can say "Back in Manhattan blablabla"..doesnt mean Im from Manhattan wat...Im from Batam leh"...."WTF???GG!!!"

"Talk so much, sekali she from Hongkong wan..GG"....."Better still, JB"...."Sekali from Batam..lagi GG"...HAHAHAHAH why are we like tht???during lecture we MSN-ed each other...but using PAPER!wtffff...hahahahaha damn ol' school lehhhh....u know during primary n sec school when u wanna talk to ur fren...n u scared being scolded by the teacher....so u write instead...OK nevermind.

ONE more ultimate one....but this is not Lame Buddy's original joke..its her friend's..but i swear its D Ultimate!!da Bomb!

During GP paper there's this word "DOGMA" n she doesnt know the meaning of it.....then her friend go n tell her that the word Dogma means Bitch....
"Why isit Bitch?"
"Because Dogma...=DOG de Mama wat"
WTF WTF WTF WTF......she told me, Baowei n Glen at Techno over dinner....n we burst out laughing damn loud!!!!!seriously very very loud!!!!Lame Buddy u rock!!!!!

Ok damn random wateverrrr...baaahhbaiii i go n study.

Alamak

See, thats the thing about having super "shen" project mates...stress level + 100%.GG

Wanted to contribute, but felt too stupid to do so...but if dont contribute, then look like a Leech.LEEECCCHHHH...urghhh hate this word!

Week 8= Hell week...

N whoever says that 8 is "Ong"?GG Noooo it ain't a good number...that is why i always prefer the number 4 instead.

Soccer sat

Cant believe I woke up so early to play soccer!wtf is happening to me manzzzz...
fine la give face to the Fat princess (new nickname, ultimate!)....nyeeehhh u wish la!!its just tht i have insomnia so i woke for bfast...then yea might as well.

Now Im roasted!!!after almost five months of not being under the sun...man it was like hell...its official....I am WEAK!I have reached my peak age....i can no longer play sports....i can no longer endure the Sun...I am useless.GG

I freakin hit the back of my head when i rolled into the goal....damn, i hope its no biggie, coz im feeling da *woo hoo hoo la la la la la*.....

Shit, I am really unfit now....losing it losing it...*Im losing my way, can u help me find my way*..its JT lar wtf

Me as striker?hmmm...doubtful but...whateverrrr manzz...anythin la...losing it seriously.

Raya rendang sedap

SO the three of us (Yenn,Cherie,Myself) went to Shafelo's place to whack some delicacies...something that Ive been looking forward to ever since the start of Puasa...kept telling Sq that I wanna eat rendang rendang rendang mesti nak makan rendang OK so cook rendang..
Da day has finally arrive....

I even starved myself for the entire day so that I will have more satisfaction when i whack all the food..call me crazy..but for the sake of good food, I will starve...i know its not good its bad influence to young girls anorexic bulemic blablabla boring shit like that...wateverrr i dont care.
n who ever ask your opinion about starving?shut up.


nyehehe whats this manzz??refusing to open my mouth to eat....need to starve until damn hungry first.

So paiseh we went to eat only...never even bring any gift...Cherie n I were cracking our heads thinkin bout what to give...because its so weird...she has never been to Raya open house before....back home, if we visit someone's house, we bring like kuih or chocolates or cookies la...but its over our budget la WTF...so i act stupid sayI dont know what to bring..HAHA joking la.

Dato' Lukman n Datin Jamilah ...interracial marriage wtf
(haha dont ask me whats with the names...its damn random wan la u think very easy ah to come out with Malay names...its always either Abu or Ahmad or Fatimah how boring)

His parents were super hospitable to the maximum kuasa sepuluh ribu!Very very warm n friendly...keep asking us to "makan makan"...."jangan malu ye..tambah lagi"
walaooo i think i gained like 2kgs....

Then we were damn jakun coz they were super proper with their utensils, they had like super nice layout of the dining table n even had coasters for the cups!!feels as if we are eating in some high class Malay cuisine restaurant.
n even the serviette is damn nice until we dont dare to use it....thought it was handkerchief..haha

Since the dining table is so nice n proper, we bo pian had to eat slowly n politely...even tho' this kinda food must go all out n whack habis habis!...unfortunately had to control sikit.

wahlao there's mah fav rendang, then got this curry chicken (Yenns fav)...then there's ayam masak merah, ayam goreng, some spicy prawn dish, lontong curry, some coconut thing (super nice) n Happy Soda!


Oh man...i really miss Raya back home...where i have more "options" to whack...ahahaha
Thnx Sq n Auntie Uncle for being so ramah mesra...Maaf zahir batin.

Thurs clubbing fri morn class die wtf

Oh man its really coonsperrmm....Im damn good in waking up early whenever I Gg-ed.
hmm actually, put it this way, I didnt really sleep at all...came back at 5am!now its 8am..just bathed...preparing for my 9am class....oh man....Im still damn tipsy I hope i wont die later.

Went Arena n Mos with Pete,WJ,SY,KhawbitchTing, n MQUAN....should have more ppl wan but midterm is going on now so...oh well....nvm nvm....we shall organise another one soon...coz it was hella fun!!!

Damn, all the booze...craziness....head banging *I wanna heal...I wanna feel* wtf GG....Imma have my Milo n Sultana fix later on!bleh.

Went FS to cool down after tht....super funny...we were damn high (hmm actually oni we two la)....then kept calling the FS waiter David Copperfield...David Blaine...hahahaha...his name is really David laaa....then ask him to do magic WTF!!!damn we are insane tht way....
we kept insisting that he is Copperfield n Blaine...then he said nonono he is David Raja....WTF..hahahaha...RAJA!!!loves it...

The got one named Vicky or something..then da bitch go n call him Ricky Martin ask him shake his Bon Bon wtf....siao char bo!!!!
I think i wont be going FS anytime soon.GG

OMG this pic!so scandalous...MAKSIAT~

urghhhh Bixs we wanted u to come so bad.....nvm nvm next time we shall invite everyone okay!!!Cc you too u bitch!!!n all the others as well of course...
Was telling MQ tht we are the "bai lao shu" (white mice)...few of us actually went out to test the water first...then we can go back n spread the love yo'...n ppl will wanna be cool like us next time...hahah wateverrrr

When i came back last nite(oops i mean few hours ago)....i was still talking to CT on msn...dont know what the shit I was typing....every single word was spelled wrongly....so funny can die.....drunkards are crazaaayyy......cant belif i managed to walked back in heels all the way from FS....rocks!

I love them dancers more n more...we are so cool n hip yo'!!Im really glad Ive known these ppl...we share sorrow n pain together wtf...

Bitch on crack!


Shit!!!I gotta head to class already....urgh super long day ahead...i hope i dont die really.