Its true...100percent proven...I have the most original n exciting nightmares...god,my brain never cease to amaze me when it comes dreaming....coz i have the weirdest dreams ever...
Like last nite, I dreamt of Jasmine turning into a zombie n chasing me up the Business School hill.....i was running up the hill for my life...n she just hopped up the hill so quickly....n her crazy heeeuuuggeee eyes....wooooo...now it seemed funny la...but i assure you that it is god damn kao scary okay!!!imagine ur friends turning into zombies one by one....
Then in the midst i woke up for toilet break....then i had another dream....its gettin weirder....we were performing the senior performance item in my secondary school...CBN...like wtf!!!....okay...the funniest part was....while we were practicing, this female teacher approached Dismas coz she was damn impressed by him...(like damn,even in my dream he has to be so good!damn it!)...then she proceeded to ask him to teach her some of the moves...."Oh I noticed that your this move is very nice...can u show me how to do it"...."Sorry, I only teach this to my fellow dancers"...GG!!!so not only is he good...he is freakin' hao lian and tao!...then the teacher was of course pissed...."Oh...like that la..fine...I dont think u guys are very good also"....waaa GG...sore loser...hahahaha my dream rawks la...full of shit wan.
Oh...then came the weirdest thing....after our dance prac....i stayed back for the assembly...n stood up straight when they sang Negaraku (national anthem)....n two of my friends didnt even bother to stand up....i dont know who la...cant remember...they just sat there n slack...(so i assume they are Singaporean then?confirm!).....ok then after that....check this....the most exciting part....n scariest part.....suddenly some guy(i think its a zombie also) started chasing the three of us......we were running like mad n i was the last person....so he overshot me n chased the two in front of me.....they ran back into the school n the guy just turned back n looked at me....i swear it was so scary my heart stopped....then I just stood there motionless thinking tht im soooo dead.
N so I did the most GG thing.....I negotiated with him...."U should go after them first since Im the slowest...u can definitely catch me after u went after them....if u go after me now..u'll lose them".........n so off he went....i ran for my life....was flagging down a taxi....then i woke up...GG.
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
Monday, 21 July 2008
Char siew
Ive never eaten so much char siew in one week!after i went back to KL n have the whole Char siew debacle with my friends....now Im eating loads of them...i mean,its hard to deny it la...char siew is really sensational....whats the big deal?well its a big deal to me alright.considering that Im Halal...GG
Anyway...I have yet to write about the maksiat Kk trip...super malas la...maybe i'll just skip it altogether la...all I can say is...we stayed in some shabby maksiat motel-like backpackers place...very interesting...n it was the longest trip (one week) that ive ever been to...n only spent about rm 500 overall plus flight...(yea..can u belif it?like kena yok toi like tht....deng...everyday eat cheap food stay at cheap place...jit toh)...was telling the Euc,if we didnt go with bunch of uncles, we surely spent 1k n above in 5 days...must jual diri to fly back...but I think we too mahal also la...who want to buy...GG
Had a crazy dream about panel judging n DU...i was so mad at Peter for screwing up everything n i bitched about him to my fellow dance comm...then I stormed away furiously to take Cityliner..WTF!!!!like suddenly a change of environment...from KR then suddenly can take Cityliner bus back home to Cheras wan....deng...
then Kriss woke me up by knocking on my door to deliver Char siew rice....GG
Speaking of kriss, the other day we went to have a decent dinner at Changing App...n he ordered honey roasted rib...then i potong-ed his steam by telling him the very very sad fact that he had just ordered Char siew....like hello?honey roasted?char siew lah tu!..then when his food came...god damn!it really tasted exactly like char siew!!!wakakaka..feel like saying.."ooopsss...you just got char siew-ed!"....GG
One more week before the performance....few more days before the big preview...gelabahness...i must stop char siewing already!!!
Anyway...I have yet to write about the maksiat Kk trip...super malas la...maybe i'll just skip it altogether la...all I can say is...we stayed in some shabby maksiat motel-like backpackers place...very interesting...n it was the longest trip (one week) that ive ever been to...n only spent about rm 500 overall plus flight...(yea..can u belif it?like kena yok toi like tht....deng...everyday eat cheap food stay at cheap place...jit toh)...was telling the Euc,if we didnt go with bunch of uncles, we surely spent 1k n above in 5 days...must jual diri to fly back...but I think we too mahal also la...who want to buy...GG
Had a crazy dream about panel judging n DU...i was so mad at Peter for screwing up everything n i bitched about him to my fellow dance comm...then I stormed away furiously to take Cityliner..WTF!!!!like suddenly a change of environment...from KR then suddenly can take Cityliner bus back home to Cheras wan....deng...
then Kriss woke me up by knocking on my door to deliver Char siew rice....GG
Speaking of kriss, the other day we went to have a decent dinner at Changing App...n he ordered honey roasted rib...then i potong-ed his steam by telling him the very very sad fact that he had just ordered Char siew....like hello?honey roasted?char siew lah tu!..then when his food came...god damn!it really tasted exactly like char siew!!!wakakaka..feel like saying.."ooopsss...you just got char siew-ed!"....GG
One more week before the performance....few more days before the big preview...gelabahness...i must stop char siewing already!!!
Thursday, 17 July 2008
room sweet room
Finally I have finish watching Heart of greed!!the finale was abit potong steam...given all the super kao drama...I kinda expected the finale to be a bomb!oh well...now Imma havta work on my OTH n Private practice.
Ive also moved into my OWN room..finally...Im no longer a refugee...without realizing...Ive been bunking in for almost a week...thts definitely a personal record...n achievement...as much as I hate to say it... I actually did quite enjoy it...its like a holiday..as if Im staying in a chalet...oh well..at least thts how I felt...but to others....it seemed like we are having some maksiat thing going on...teehheehee...Ive been walkin' around the guys floor....really does seem maksiat i know!....but who cares...kriss is not my type...wahahha GG
I havent been eating well lately...because..duh...the food sucks la what else...n Im so sick of hawker food...coz when Im at home...I always eat hawker food...coz the maid is no longer around...haih....with mum n dad working n obviously I cant cook so...Ive tried every single hawker food until Im so sick of it..n now I cant even bring myself to eat them anymore...plus the fact that its not as good as those at home....so whenever i go to hawker ....i can only think of wantan min n chicken rice....i think i ate wantan min most of the time....n i dont even like wantan!!!i only like char siew...so technically Im eating char siew min....coz i always forget to eat my wantans....coz they are insignificant...unmemorable...just like wantan wantan....geddit?NVM.
Anyway, been quite occupied lately....with dance... at least I have things to do here...better than doing nothing n emo-ing in my own room...speaking of room, my whole floor is still empty...I am the sole occupant on the entire floor...damn,Im brave!thank god my neighbour moved in today...i bought a jasmine scented room freshener n since Im d only one on the entire floor, the scent kinda spread throughout the floor.....when dismas came to help me with my boxes....he said he got freaked out by the scent of flower...."you know what it means right?the flower smell..."....GG la....y these indons always have the tendency to see "things" wan...kriss also another one...always telling me "things" like that....haih...indonsssss
I was really freaked out by tht ok....but i got thru the nite anyway....I still rock!Im da bravest gal in the whole world...now i can kill a tiger...GG.. watever watever watever your mother works at Mcdonald!-courtesy of GG Pete
Ive also moved into my OWN room..finally...Im no longer a refugee...without realizing...Ive been bunking in for almost a week...thts definitely a personal record...n achievement...as much as I hate to say it... I actually did quite enjoy it...its like a holiday..as if Im staying in a chalet...oh well..at least thts how I felt...but to others....it seemed like we are having some maksiat thing going on...teehheehee...Ive been walkin' around the guys floor....really does seem maksiat i know!....but who cares...kriss is not my type...wahahha GG
I havent been eating well lately...because..duh...the food sucks la what else...n Im so sick of hawker food...coz when Im at home...I always eat hawker food...coz the maid is no longer around...haih....with mum n dad working n obviously I cant cook so...Ive tried every single hawker food until Im so sick of it..n now I cant even bring myself to eat them anymore...plus the fact that its not as good as those at home....so whenever i go to hawker ....i can only think of wantan min n chicken rice....i think i ate wantan min most of the time....n i dont even like wantan!!!i only like char siew...so technically Im eating char siew min....coz i always forget to eat my wantans....coz they are insignificant...unmemorable...just like wantan wantan....geddit?NVM.
Anyway, been quite occupied lately....with dance... at least I have things to do here...better than doing nothing n emo-ing in my own room...speaking of room, my whole floor is still empty...I am the sole occupant on the entire floor...damn,Im brave!thank god my neighbour moved in today...i bought a jasmine scented room freshener n since Im d only one on the entire floor, the scent kinda spread throughout the floor.....when dismas came to help me with my boxes....he said he got freaked out by the scent of flower...."you know what it means right?the flower smell..."....GG la....y these indons always have the tendency to see "things" wan...kriss also another one...always telling me "things" like that....haih...indonsssss
I was really freaked out by tht ok....but i got thru the nite anyway....I still rock!Im da bravest gal in the whole world...now i can kill a tiger...GG.. watever watever watever your mother works at Mcdonald!-courtesy of GG Pete
Sunday, 13 July 2008
Cendol Melaka land of parameswara
Wantan shit!I forgot to talk about my ass trippin' trip to the Land of mah homie, Parameswara...Melaka rawks!!Few of us went down n stayed at the Euc's rented house..
I went down with my parents for grandma's Bday n the gang went down later on n picked me up after my dinner with the family.....went around Jonkers for some Melaka Cendol n Nasi Lemak....then went back n played monopoly n mahjong....deng...freakin' gay..but all the guys are damn gay wan la btw....GG
Next day we went karaoke...wtf..thts even more gay....karaoke is not as fun to me coz i cant sing Chinese songs n karaoke is all about singing in chinese...like duhhh...Im a useless Char Siew fine!I cant read chinese, bring myself to be Emo n sing out emo chinese songs...I can only flaunt my chinese singing skill by singing only 2 of Jay's song..which I hafal-ed during my sec school yrs....during Add Math classes....Pauline had this whole file of Jay's lyrics printed out in Han Yin....n we just studied them n looked as if we're studying hard for SPM....padahal we're studying hard for Jay's concert in KL....dont wanna looked stupid ma when go concert then cannot sing along....GG
n if u ever attempt any BSB or Spice Girl in karaoke....the music vid will most prob look like some B rated porn....potong steam giler babi...imagine singing I dont Wanna miss a thing to some bikini clad chick sun tanning....WTF!summore it looked damn zaman 80-an!
Anyway....the highlight of the trip was prob the men-gg session we had at nite....went club hopping n obviously all clubs were empty..coz its Melaka...n all ppl do is eat cendol n sleep at 10pm!
Then we decided to just sit outside the club n booze....while talkin whole load of smack....i was so GG-ed tht i couldnt even remember what happened the next day.....i even told Euc tht her car plate number was WTF 1101...GG.....n i freakin' called the waiter "Macha!" n talked to him as if he was my long lost best buddy from bollywood....like...I just Indian-ified myself....thts when i know i am freakin' Gg-ified coz usually the only Indian tht i talk to are Sherene, Pacat n Nantha thts all....n no,I dont call them "Macha"...I only call them "You Indian people"..
Nevertheless it was a damn fulfilling experience....the only reason I ended up like that was prob because I was soooo happy around my girlfriends that I dont have to be worried about being judged....n they actually did managed to dig out some dirt from me....damn it..now they know all my deepest darkest secret....I would have to go all Angelina Jolie-in-Wanted on them...
I went down with my parents for grandma's Bday n the gang went down later on n picked me up after my dinner with the family.....went around Jonkers for some Melaka Cendol n Nasi Lemak....then went back n played monopoly n mahjong....deng...freakin' gay..but all the guys are damn gay wan la btw....GG
Next day we went karaoke...wtf..thts even more gay....karaoke is not as fun to me coz i cant sing Chinese songs n karaoke is all about singing in chinese...like duhhh...Im a useless Char Siew fine!I cant read chinese, bring myself to be Emo n sing out emo chinese songs...I can only flaunt my chinese singing skill by singing only 2 of Jay's song..which I hafal-ed during my sec school yrs....during Add Math classes....Pauline had this whole file of Jay's lyrics printed out in Han Yin....n we just studied them n looked as if we're studying hard for SPM....padahal we're studying hard for Jay's concert in KL....dont wanna looked stupid ma when go concert then cannot sing along....GG
n if u ever attempt any BSB or Spice Girl in karaoke....the music vid will most prob look like some B rated porn....potong steam giler babi...imagine singing I dont Wanna miss a thing to some bikini clad chick sun tanning....WTF!summore it looked damn zaman 80-an!
Anyway....the highlight of the trip was prob the men-gg session we had at nite....went club hopping n obviously all clubs were empty..coz its Melaka...n all ppl do is eat cendol n sleep at 10pm!
Then we decided to just sit outside the club n booze....while talkin whole load of smack....i was so GG-ed tht i couldnt even remember what happened the next day.....i even told Euc tht her car plate number was WTF 1101...GG.....n i freakin' called the waiter "Macha!" n talked to him as if he was my long lost best buddy from bollywood....like...I just Indian-ified myself....thts when i know i am freakin' Gg-ified coz usually the only Indian tht i talk to are Sherene, Pacat n Nantha thts all....n no,I dont call them "Macha"...I only call them "You Indian people"..
Nevertheless it was a damn fulfilling experience....the only reason I ended up like that was prob because I was soooo happy around my girlfriends that I dont have to be worried about being judged....n they actually did managed to dig out some dirt from me....damn it..now they know all my deepest darkest secret....I would have to go all Angelina Jolie-in-Wanted on them...
Saturday, 12 July 2008
Comm' treat
OK Im no longer emo...Im a complete refugee now...hmm..actually its not as bad as i thought....becoz ppl actually let me sleep on the bed while they sleep on the floor....(Sorry Kriss)...damn kesian....but its a guy's job..no matter how much they dislike it..they had to do it!!coz girls are not suppose to sleep on the floor...bwahaha...thts y i chose to bunk in a guy's room...seemed very maksiat...but watever la...as long as i get the bed....bwahahahahaha
Alright, so now I'll talk about my holidays in KL....Dance Comm aka D Elites aka Bixs,GG Pete n Kriss' came to visit....how sweet of them...awwwww....but Im not touched...GG.... We spent so much time looking for their hotel,Grand Continental which in the end is located at some sleazy transvestite area....awesome!brought them for some tranny hoping at Lorong Haji Taib...(i think)
The entire trip was spent eating n eating n eating thts all....nothing much....nevertheless...it was great. Bixs treated us for Comm's treat at TGIF...woohoohoo...thnx Bixs...happy bday to u too!sorry we couldnt think of anything to get u besides this lil' thing called...HEIGHT...so...hmmm...we are still figuring out a way to achieve that.
I brought them to meet my bunch of friends who organised a post bday celebration for me...just so they can have a taste of Orang KL....n now they see why Im so emo about being here n not being at home....
Throughout the trip....i taught them three great phrases...."Maksiat" "Tangkap basah" and "Kahwin".....n well....the rest is history they say....n not forgetting the "wantan" term....GG What a great way to learn ur first Malay language..2 Msians n 1 Indo...but none of them know Malay....useless!..n so now they can flaunt off their Malay with extreme words like Tangkap basah!!!seriously...who ever use words like Tangkap basah??GG.
We went KLCC on the last day n made alot of Wantan jokes along the way....ya' know...with so many of em' sittin' around da park....bwahaha
Our GG session failed because we decided to be "smart" n bought some unknown Bailey's substitute called Mozart...with a cute n nicely designed bottle....its so milky tht all of us feel like puking even without getting GG-ed....never buy anything with the name of Mozart...or Beethoven..or shit like tht!
The Elites..or so we think we are...GG
Peace out homie!
Alright, so now I'll talk about my holidays in KL....Dance Comm aka D Elites aka Bixs,GG Pete n Kriss' came to visit....how sweet of them...awwwww....but Im not touched...GG.... We spent so much time looking for their hotel,Grand Continental which in the end is located at some sleazy transvestite area....awesome!brought them for some tranny hoping at Lorong Haji Taib...(i think)
The entire trip was spent eating n eating n eating thts all....nothing much....nevertheless...it was great. Bixs treated us for Comm's treat at TGIF...woohoohoo...thnx Bixs...happy bday to u too!sorry we couldnt think of anything to get u besides this lil' thing called...HEIGHT...so...hmmm...we are still figuring out a way to achieve that.
I brought them to meet my bunch of friends who organised a post bday celebration for me...just so they can have a taste of Orang KL....n now they see why Im so emo about being here n not being at home....
Throughout the trip....i taught them three great phrases...."Maksiat" "Tangkap basah" and "Kahwin".....n well....the rest is history they say....n not forgetting the "wantan" term....GG What a great way to learn ur first Malay language..2 Msians n 1 Indo...but none of them know Malay....useless!..n so now they can flaunt off their Malay with extreme words like Tangkap basah!!!seriously...who ever use words like Tangkap basah??GG.
We went KLCC on the last day n made alot of Wantan jokes along the way....ya' know...with so many of em' sittin' around da park....bwahaha
Our GG session failed because we decided to be "smart" n bought some unknown Bailey's substitute called Mozart...with a cute n nicely designed bottle....its so milky tht all of us feel like puking even without getting GG-ed....never buy anything with the name of Mozart...or Beethoven..or shit like tht!
The Elites..or so we think we are...GG
Peace out homie!
"TANGKAP BASAH!!!"
Chillin' @ Curve waiting for Kungfu Panda...GG
Ahmad n Fatimah dating....cannot hold hands coz scared tangkap basah then have to kahwin...GG
Now got third party, Abu bakar...but Abu bakar is actually Ahmad's lover instead of Fatimah's..GG
Lets play "Spot the char siew amongst the wantans"
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Refugee
What the Wantan mIN!!!!Isit that long??so long until they had to meng-expired my chatterbox?GG
Oh well...Im back in misery land....damn kao emo last nite...was counting the hours left for me n my Astro....urgh...now Im back n I aint got no room....damn...gotta bunk in with ppl for these few days....yea yea life sucks get over it right.....what about the Africans living in tents in the middle of the Sahara dessert u ask???..oh wait...or isit not tent..i think its hay or plaster or mud...whatever...GG
I had so many wonderful memories back home....haiiiihhhh........emo giler babi....urgh..cant talk anymore....let me get myself together...then I'll start talking!!!
Oh well...Im back in misery land....damn kao emo last nite...was counting the hours left for me n my Astro....urgh...now Im back n I aint got no room....damn...gotta bunk in with ppl for these few days....yea yea life sucks get over it right.....what about the Africans living in tents in the middle of the Sahara dessert u ask???..oh wait...or isit not tent..i think its hay or plaster or mud...whatever...GG
I had so many wonderful memories back home....haiiiihhhh........emo giler babi....urgh..cant talk anymore....let me get myself together...then I'll start talking!!!
Friday, 6 June 2008
Die
the whole petrol issue is making headlines here...crime rate will confirm go up...n its already at its peak now....really cant imagine what will it be like now....guess its back to square one....no staying out when its getting dark....n im freakin 21!this rule is meant for a 12 yr old!wtf....everything in kl is great..except THIS.
met up with the St john gang the other day...caught up with my pseudo husband Nantha...he is a fat man now....still as SICK as usual...but fat.....he insisted its buff...buff with a bootaayyy....wateverrrr....his so-called booty comes in package i said...with tits.
After Italiannies we went to Kayu n ordered this super long roti tisu....i aint kidding u...it is freakin long....about 70cm....n i forgot to snap a pic with it while it was still "standing"....when they made it "sleep"..it took two tables for it to lie on....
Kseng asked why it took them so long to serve...which I replied.."because its so long, it takes time for them to erect it to its highest point"....its been a while for me to speak in such crazy puns....n for everyone to actually get it....i call tht...a truly magical moment...
I was so bumped out when i didnt get to snap any pics...then i ranted at kseng asking him "how now?HOW?"....."aiyooo take again tomorrow lor deng"....GG....then TC said..."go n google it la deng"...
DENGGGGGG....stupid lam yans!potong steam.
then on our way back...trinna brought me the wrong way n then we missed the turning n took the damn long way to get back...we were damn freaked out coz its 1am in the morning n we went into an unfamiliar area....n my car almost GG me on the way....scare the crap outta the both of us....thank god i prayed a lil' n then sweet talk the car a lil'....it works ok.
My dad just became a victim of snatch theft the other day....while he was walking outside a row of shop lots...two rempits just sped past n snatch his gold chain...its not even nite time or anything like tht...its freakin 5pm in the evening....
N now I am getting very paranoid about rempits...i have this urge of just running them down whenever i see them on a highway...going at 100km/h there's no way they can survive...
N my dad is getting very very very paranoid....he told me that those rempits will run u down on the road n acted as if they were the victims..then as they stopped ur car n demanded that u get outta the car...they will surround u n then ur DONE....who knows what they'll do...rob...rape....take ur car away....haiiihhhhh....i wanna be a KIRA n kill all of them....
finally,Tmrw we are having a random trip to Melaka...staying over in Euclea's empty house....wtf...have to sleep on the floor...die...tht reminds me of those B list horror flicks where a bunch of teens go on vacations n then get murdered one by one...GG
met up with the St john gang the other day...caught up with my pseudo husband Nantha...he is a fat man now....still as SICK as usual...but fat.....he insisted its buff...buff with a bootaayyy....wateverrrr....his so-called booty comes in package i said...with tits.
After Italiannies we went to Kayu n ordered this super long roti tisu....i aint kidding u...it is freakin long....about 70cm....n i forgot to snap a pic with it while it was still "standing"....when they made it "sleep"..it took two tables for it to lie on....
Kseng asked why it took them so long to serve...which I replied.."because its so long, it takes time for them to erect it to its highest point"....its been a while for me to speak in such crazy puns....n for everyone to actually get it....i call tht...a truly magical moment...
I was so bumped out when i didnt get to snap any pics...then i ranted at kseng asking him "how now?HOW?"....."aiyooo take again tomorrow lor deng"....GG....then TC said..."go n google it la deng"...
DENGGGGGG....stupid lam yans!potong steam.
then on our way back...trinna brought me the wrong way n then we missed the turning n took the damn long way to get back...we were damn freaked out coz its 1am in the morning n we went into an unfamiliar area....n my car almost GG me on the way....scare the crap outta the both of us....thank god i prayed a lil' n then sweet talk the car a lil'....it works ok.
My dad just became a victim of snatch theft the other day....while he was walking outside a row of shop lots...two rempits just sped past n snatch his gold chain...its not even nite time or anything like tht...its freakin 5pm in the evening....
N now I am getting very paranoid about rempits...i have this urge of just running them down whenever i see them on a highway...going at 100km/h there's no way they can survive...
N my dad is getting very very very paranoid....he told me that those rempits will run u down on the road n acted as if they were the victims..then as they stopped ur car n demanded that u get outta the car...they will surround u n then ur DONE....who knows what they'll do...rob...rape....take ur car away....haiiihhhhh....i wanna be a KIRA n kill all of them....
finally,Tmrw we are having a random trip to Melaka...staying over in Euclea's empty house....wtf...have to sleep on the floor...die...tht reminds me of those B list horror flicks where a bunch of teens go on vacations n then get murdered one by one...GG
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