Its all over...Dance Uncensored 2008...curtain call...
Im so proud of my dance comm members...we did it, we had fun, we GG-ed...*nope,didnt think so* da da dum aw aw aw aw...GG..
Feeling emo now...didnt know that I can be so overwhelmed..the show was waaayyy better than the previous...with so many shit that happened along the way...made this whole experience even more memorable...."look out the surprises at the end!"...lame ass quote from that lame ass bitch...in the end...everyone was indeed "surprised"...even their own dancers...GG..their dances flopped big time..they GG-ed...our mission accomplished.
Here i wanna dedicate some emo speech to everyone whom I thought didnt matter to me at first..but actually realised that they did matter afterall...GG
To my beloved Bixian aka Fatima, despite all the shortcomings (n you being short as well), u managed to fought thru every obstacles n every bitches that tried to sabotage us...u are so garang...fatima style!
n yes...u are still short...n no,sorry ur still not my type...n no,u still cant do hiphop,even tho' i gave u L size shirt...doesnt mean u can do lyrical now...but i still love u very much...ur garang-ness turns me on....but nope,still not my type...i cant accept u still..GG
To Peter aka GG-king, u are the best lame-ster ever...without u, the comm will be damn stress n dull...ur crazy translations of songs during Du...."AlAMAK, love not scared..pi li pa la Love not scared!Love...NOT..lOVE...nOT.."...LAME LA YOU...but we love ur lameness..n ur still damn useless in the comm..thank god ur humourous if not then GG...u freakin' screwed up the ONLY thing we asked u to do....booklet...DANCE unSensored....GG.
To Krissandi, u GG already la...with three Malaysians...i bet u dont get half the jokes most of the time...pity u...but ur getting there...no worries...in no time..u'll be as lame as peter...
thnks for ur commitments n dedication towards us...we appreciate it...u walking to 7 11 at 3am to buy bread for the dancers...GG..i wont even do such thing la pls...let them starve oni la...i still have to dance wan okay...haha GG
To my bitch CC, u are so bitchy...ur second after me...not bad...im really going to miss u la...glad we've bonded so much considering i only got to know u this year...thru Rag dance...funkamania..n DU...man...we were in three performances in One yr...n u always help me tahpao...n always helping us by playing the "bad guy" by scolding the dancers...(We're too chicken la we dont scold ppl)....u are a great inspiration...im really going to miss u so much bitch!
To crazy monkey Aili, I am sooo going to miss all ur nonsense....n ur perfect timings!!!without u...GG already...everyone is gg to screw up their timing....all ur C'mon nonsense...ur hysterical laughter....ur dangling monkey limbs....
ur such a great performer...a great friend...a great mum...n u have long limbs...wahhaa...GG
To Chunting the sleazy bitch, we are eternally grateful for ur full commitment towards dance...u are one crazy bitch i must say...despite having Steppers training so vigorously, u never fail to skip one single dance prac!!!n u danced with great sleazy flava' i must say!!!...i dont get u...at times,u can be so unglam by sleeping everywhere on the floor, then can be so act cute when can whoring, can be so loud n giggly when ur talking, can be so sleazy n hot on stage, n then can act so demure n pure when dancing contemp...tht is what i call...a true inspiration!GG...i really hope that u will stay with KR dance till the end...we cannot afford to lose such a sleazy bitch like u....
To Jun li, thanks for the great hair u gave meeee...tht increased my hotness by 50 percent to make it 150percent i must say...GG...i used to think that u are damn "tao"...but after knowing u...u are a great person....always looking out for me...helping me with costumes n hair n make up....i reli reli appreciate it!!!thanks alot for being there....even tho i dont know u well...but i love u so much already!ur a great dancer as well....love ur girly moves...im going to try n surpass u already next yr....look out yea...GG
p/s yenny, pls tell jun li tht i dedicated this post to her...tell her that she'll make a great wife n mum....tell yaozhong tht he is damn lucky to have her...GG
To Step, thanks for saying tht I looked damn hot n sexy on stage...i will forever remembered that..it made my day...really...well..until stupid Dismas Selamat go n potong steam by saying, "u mean normally she doesnt look hot la isit?"...shit!...n ur dances are always fantastic as usual...i really really enjoyed dancing Play Culture...i love all ur shit!!!ur loud n annoying at times...but u'll forever be one of my dance idol....n i love ur Ride...pls let me drive again...GG
To Dismas Selamat, my new hiphop idol....u are COOOL SHIT!!!i think i have a lil' crush on u....but oh well..life goes on yea...u belonged to Aili afterall..seniority first...i understd the rule completely dun worry....GG
ur choreography has brought KR hiphop to a whole new level...i promise i will do every single one of ur items if u keep choreoing....u might look like a malay..or mas selamat...but at least u've got the groove....ur my homie nigga'!!!ur moves are tight yo'...n stop being so conservative...its about time to do sleazy...u call urself a nigga'without being sleazy???eiii...what is this man???..GG
To all my friends who came n watched me dance, (Yenn,Fens,Lychee,Nay,Panda,SF,Shafiq,Steph,Eunice,n the whole block)....thnx alot for making me feel like a "star"...for at least one day...u have no idea how much it meant to me...
To all the other dancers, some of u are leaving for good...its a pity really...dance will never be the same again...
With this, I leave this post here....UNCENSORED.
Urgh...hate to be so emo like this...GG.
Sunday, 23 March 2008
Friday, 14 March 2008
3 words
Mah current three fave words : Deng...WTF....GG
Read bout this kidnapping scam thats been occuring in Spore...where the fella will go n call ur parents n use a girl's voice(to act as u) to talk to ur parents n cry for help....stupid or not u say??where got parents dont recognize their own flesh n blood's voice wan...dengg
fine ok...there's this case where the fella called the grandparents....then she said..."even tho might not sound like her...when ur in a panic state ur mind just wont think straight anymore...u will think that IT IS HER"..........fine fine watver.
ok n so...to ensure that all of us dont fall prey into this scam, think of three fave words...then tell ur parents...when they call...ask them whats the three fave words....
fella:"ur daughter's in our hands....give money quick"
mum: "i wanna tok to her"
fella passed to girl:"help mummy...*screames*"
mum:"ok stay calm my girl...mummy will save u...even tho i dont really have that much money...but before that...what r ur three fave words?tell me my girl, stop screaming for a moment...tell me tell me c'mon"
girl:"help help..im scared..."
mum:"dengggg...wtf...ur not my daughter la..GG"
*slams phone furiously n continues watching Dae Cheong Gum on Astro Wahlaitoi*
wahahaha...tok cock...as if got people can kidnap me la...say already also my mum will laugh at u!first of all, my parents are not even well off lor...the cost of killing me is even higher than what they can get out of my parents...dengggg
oops shit..just realised that the "victims" are 13-15yrs old...damn young...
watever la...ok bye.
Read bout this kidnapping scam thats been occuring in Spore...where the fella will go n call ur parents n use a girl's voice(to act as u) to talk to ur parents n cry for help....stupid or not u say??where got parents dont recognize their own flesh n blood's voice wan...dengg
fine ok...there's this case where the fella called the grandparents....then she said..."even tho might not sound like her...when ur in a panic state ur mind just wont think straight anymore...u will think that IT IS HER"..........fine fine watver.
ok n so...to ensure that all of us dont fall prey into this scam, think of three fave words...then tell ur parents...when they call...ask them whats the three fave words....
fella:"ur daughter's in our hands....give money quick"
mum: "i wanna tok to her"
fella passed to girl:"help mummy...*screames*"
mum:"ok stay calm my girl...mummy will save u...even tho i dont really have that much money...but before that...what r ur three fave words?tell me my girl, stop screaming for a moment...tell me tell me c'mon"
girl:"help help..im scared..."
mum:"dengggg...wtf...ur not my daughter la..GG"
*slams phone furiously n continues watching Dae Cheong Gum on Astro Wahlaitoi*
wahahaha...tok cock...as if got people can kidnap me la...say already also my mum will laugh at u!first of all, my parents are not even well off lor...the cost of killing me is even higher than what they can get out of my parents...dengggg
oops shit..just realised that the "victims" are 13-15yrs old...damn young...
watever la...ok bye.
Sunday, 9 March 2008
Aiks'
Baby don't you be so mean
I try to keep my conversation clean
But you the flyest thing i seen
Since i came up in here, you a superstar my dear
I dont wanna waist your time
With no corny playa lines
This song's flyyyyy...however...this ain't no proper english..try n count the errors dude!
ten fingers also not enuf...ghetto-licious is tight yo'!
I try to keep my conversation clean
But you the flyest thing i seen
Since i came up in here, you a superstar my dear
I dont wanna waist your time
With no corny playa lines
This song's flyyyyy...however...this ain't no proper english..try n count the errors dude!
ten fingers also not enuf...ghetto-licious is tight yo'!
Friday, 7 March 2008
Its aaa Frieeddaay
8.30am:Woke up...shit...bathe
9.15am:Get ready for lecture
9.45am:Reached lecture theater-early for the first time
12pm:Finished lecture....tapao Mcd...waited for Yenny at comp lab
12.30pm:Yenny arrived....ate fries in comp lab coz too hungry cannot tahan...kena "tiu" by that fucking idiot..."Pls dont eat here..later water spill..(then dunno what shit) blablabla"....tiu
1pm:Tutorial lab session...listen to lame jokes by CK...faints!
2pm:Gen bio lecture....finally got to eat my burger that stayed in my bag for so long my jacket smelled like fries!too bloated cant absord what the angmoh lecturer is teaching...hah!alasan!
3pm:Took pic of Calv n Teikeng sleeping in lecture!!got super ugly shots of them...both are damn kao rich...can simpan for blackmailing purpose next time.
4pm:Back to hall....facebook....read blogs....took nap.
6pm:Woke up....dress up for production.
6.45pm:Waited for bus to UCC...cam whored at bus stop...(steph's idea)
7.15pm:Arrived at UCC....cam whored again there...(what else la dengg)
8pm:Finally show started...tiu...suppose to start at 730pm wan lorrr...hate people who are not punctual!bleh.
10.30pm:Finished...and cam whored again...(Tak habis habis)
11.15pm:Supper at FS...ate porridge with Qiutong...damn sedap n syiok...stomach full..yet not bloated...happy like mad...
12.30am:Back to hall..bathed...
1.30am:Facebook...msn..email..blog...sleep...set alarm to wake up at 545am for FUTSAL!!!!yay!
9.15am:Get ready for lecture
9.45am:Reached lecture theater-early for the first time
12pm:Finished lecture....tapao Mcd...waited for Yenny at comp lab
12.30pm:Yenny arrived....ate fries in comp lab coz too hungry cannot tahan...kena "tiu" by that fucking idiot..."Pls dont eat here..later water spill..(then dunno what shit) blablabla"....tiu
1pm:Tutorial lab session...listen to lame jokes by CK...faints!
2pm:Gen bio lecture....finally got to eat my burger that stayed in my bag for so long my jacket smelled like fries!too bloated cant absord what the angmoh lecturer is teaching...hah!alasan!
3pm:Took pic of Calv n Teikeng sleeping in lecture!!got super ugly shots of them...both are damn kao rich...can simpan for blackmailing purpose next time.
4pm:Back to hall....facebook....read blogs....took nap.
6pm:Woke up....dress up for production.
6.45pm:Waited for bus to UCC...cam whored at bus stop...(steph's idea)
7.15pm:Arrived at UCC....cam whored again there...(what else la dengg)
8pm:Finally show started...tiu...suppose to start at 730pm wan lorrr...hate people who are not punctual!bleh.
10.30pm:Finished...and cam whored again...(Tak habis habis)
11.15pm:Supper at FS...ate porridge with Qiutong...damn sedap n syiok...stomach full..yet not bloated...happy like mad...
12.30am:Back to hall..bathed...
1.30am:Facebook...msn..email..blog...sleep...set alarm to wake up at 545am for FUTSAL!!!!yay!
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
kebodohan
I did something totally stupid...first i totally forgotten about my 7pm lecture..wanted to mati-ed n sleep a awhile after dinner when Yenny called me...she asked me what time Im going down?
then i dengan blur-nya answered her "huh?go down where?"..i thought why she suddenly wanna eat hall dinner today...mana tau..."lecture la!"...denggg
Then i quickly changed n met her...n we stupidly missed the A1 bus coz we stupidly thought that there's still D bus n we saw with our own eyes (three pairs summore!) that D is moving out.
Then we stupidly say somemore, "wah sekali tht bus move to the parking then mati engine"..
Sekali....tht bus freakin' dissapeared!OMG...sueh or not our mouth??
Then we waited for about fifteen min n decided that we should just ponteng....n we stupidly walked away from the bus stop leaving everyone there (people we know lar..) in awe!They must be wondering what are these three idiots doing.....kebodohan yg tidak terhingga!
Of course then I stupidly walked back to my room n slack...dennnggggg...waste of time n effort.took fifteen mins to prepare...but only need one min to strip everything off.
then i dengan blur-nya answered her "huh?go down where?"..i thought why she suddenly wanna eat hall dinner today...mana tau..."lecture la!"...denggg
Then i quickly changed n met her...n we stupidly missed the A1 bus coz we stupidly thought that there's still D bus n we saw with our own eyes (three pairs summore!) that D is moving out.
Then we stupidly say somemore, "wah sekali tht bus move to the parking then mati engine"..
Sekali....tht bus freakin' dissapeared!OMG...sueh or not our mouth??
Then we waited for about fifteen min n decided that we should just ponteng....n we stupidly walked away from the bus stop leaving everyone there (people we know lar..) in awe!They must be wondering what are these three idiots doing.....kebodohan yg tidak terhingga!
Of course then I stupidly walked back to my room n slack...dennnggggg...waste of time n effort.took fifteen mins to prepare...but only need one min to strip everything off.
Monday, 3 March 2008
random shit pics
Si panjang n si kontot.
yea,i cant belif my eyes either..i can open shop already
Super cute stickers to stick on Yenny's fridge...*sweat*
Sorry la..u might think tht this is just a salad wtf am i doing?wrong!this is thus by far my most bangga-ed "meal" that i made myself...its an achievement okay!its healthier than instant noodle.Tried upgrading the salad...this time..got ham wan okay...denggg
dude,seriously...speechless...
Sunday, 2 March 2008
Boozing
Man, Im not one of those people who enjoy drinking yet i actually kinda enjoyed it today...maybe its the company...plus all the stress lately...nuff said..
Getting tipsy is damn fun...all the stress is the world was lifted off almost immediately after downing whole cup of cocktail followed by few sips of beer...haiya i know la..damn lousy drinker la I ni....abit abit high adi...denggg
Like the canto ppl always say.."jeh jao siu sao"...(drink away all ur sorrows)...its very true indeed...
I think Im going to start picking up this new "hobby" of mine...been reading alot of blogs n most of them revolve around booze...i always wonder.y these poeple cant lay off their booze...well now mystery solved!I finally understood!
mE: Luiyan, I need to pick up drinking in order to realise my dream as a mis@#@$$..therefore i need you to teman me coz ur da master!
Nay: Eh...I just set a resolution to quit drinking.
mE: dengggg...i just set a resolution to pick up drinking n then u ffk me...dennngggg.
Nay: eh reli lo..i feel asleep on the bus n chau kung talked to me..he asked me to turn back..
mE: chau kung is what?
Nay: he who must not be denied.
mE: DEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG....
Too much la this luiyan!summore she can go n sms me halfway n said, "dontcha just feel like eating kimchi?"...mahsyaaalllaaah.
Drinking is addictive...it is like diarrhea...very torturing initially but the after effect is totally syiok!..like u berak everything out n felt 10kgs lighter afterwards!
Getting tipsy is damn fun...all the stress is the world was lifted off almost immediately after downing whole cup of cocktail followed by few sips of beer...haiya i know la..damn lousy drinker la I ni....abit abit high adi...denggg
Like the canto ppl always say.."jeh jao siu sao"...(drink away all ur sorrows)...its very true indeed...
I think Im going to start picking up this new "hobby" of mine...been reading alot of blogs n most of them revolve around booze...i always wonder.y these poeple cant lay off their booze...well now mystery solved!I finally understood!
mE: Luiyan, I need to pick up drinking in order to realise my dream as a mis@#@$$..therefore i need you to teman me coz ur da master!
Nay: Eh...I just set a resolution to quit drinking.
mE: dengggg...i just set a resolution to pick up drinking n then u ffk me...dennngggg.
Nay: eh reli lo..i feel asleep on the bus n chau kung talked to me..he asked me to turn back..
mE: chau kung is what?
Nay: he who must not be denied.
mE: DEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG....
Too much la this luiyan!summore she can go n sms me halfway n said, "dontcha just feel like eating kimchi?"...mahsyaaalllaaah.
Drinking is addictive...it is like diarrhea...very torturing initially but the after effect is totally syiok!..like u berak everything out n felt 10kgs lighter afterwards!
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