Mah current three fave words : Deng...WTF....GG
Read bout this kidnapping scam thats been occuring in Spore...where the fella will go n call ur parents n use a girl's voice(to act as u) to talk to ur parents n cry for help....stupid or not u say??where got parents dont recognize their own flesh n blood's voice wan...dengg
fine ok...there's this case where the fella called the grandparents....then she said..."even tho might not sound like her...when ur in a panic state ur mind just wont think straight anymore...u will think that IT IS HER"..........fine fine watver.
ok n so...to ensure that all of us dont fall prey into this scam, think of three fave words...then tell ur parents...when they call...ask them whats the three fave words....
fella:"ur daughter's in our hands....give money quick"
mum: "i wanna tok to her"
fella passed to girl:"help mummy...*screames*"
mum:"ok stay calm my girl...mummy will save u...even tho i dont really have that much money...but before that...what r ur three fave words?tell me my girl, stop screaming for a moment...tell me tell me c'mon"
girl:"help help..im scared..."
mum:"dengggg...wtf...ur not my daughter la..GG"
*slams phone furiously n continues watching Dae Cheong Gum on Astro Wahlaitoi*
wahahaha...tok cock...as if got people can kidnap me la...say already also my mum will laugh at u!first of all, my parents are not even well off lor...the cost of killing me is even higher than what they can get out of my parents...dengggg
oops shit..just realised that the "victims" are 13-15yrs old...damn young...
watever la...ok bye.
Friday, 14 March 2008
Sunday, 9 March 2008
Aiks'
Baby don't you be so mean
I try to keep my conversation clean
But you the flyest thing i seen
Since i came up in here, you a superstar my dear
I dont wanna waist your time
With no corny playa lines
This song's flyyyyy...however...this ain't no proper english..try n count the errors dude!
ten fingers also not enuf...ghetto-licious is tight yo'!
I try to keep my conversation clean
But you the flyest thing i seen
Since i came up in here, you a superstar my dear
I dont wanna waist your time
With no corny playa lines
This song's flyyyyy...however...this ain't no proper english..try n count the errors dude!
ten fingers also not enuf...ghetto-licious is tight yo'!
Friday, 7 March 2008
Its aaa Frieeddaay
8.30am:Woke up...shit...bathe
9.15am:Get ready for lecture
9.45am:Reached lecture theater-early for the first time
12pm:Finished lecture....tapao Mcd...waited for Yenny at comp lab
12.30pm:Yenny arrived....ate fries in comp lab coz too hungry cannot tahan...kena "tiu" by that fucking idiot..."Pls dont eat here..later water spill..(then dunno what shit) blablabla"....tiu
1pm:Tutorial lab session...listen to lame jokes by CK...faints!
2pm:Gen bio lecture....finally got to eat my burger that stayed in my bag for so long my jacket smelled like fries!too bloated cant absord what the angmoh lecturer is teaching...hah!alasan!
3pm:Took pic of Calv n Teikeng sleeping in lecture!!got super ugly shots of them...both are damn kao rich...can simpan for blackmailing purpose next time.
4pm:Back to hall....facebook....read blogs....took nap.
6pm:Woke up....dress up for production.
6.45pm:Waited for bus to UCC...cam whored at bus stop...(steph's idea)
7.15pm:Arrived at UCC....cam whored again there...(what else la dengg)
8pm:Finally show started...tiu...suppose to start at 730pm wan lorrr...hate people who are not punctual!bleh.
10.30pm:Finished...and cam whored again...(Tak habis habis)
11.15pm:Supper at FS...ate porridge with Qiutong...damn sedap n syiok...stomach full..yet not bloated...happy like mad...
12.30am:Back to hall..bathed...
1.30am:Facebook...msn..email..blog...sleep...set alarm to wake up at 545am for FUTSAL!!!!yay!
9.15am:Get ready for lecture
9.45am:Reached lecture theater-early for the first time
12pm:Finished lecture....tapao Mcd...waited for Yenny at comp lab
12.30pm:Yenny arrived....ate fries in comp lab coz too hungry cannot tahan...kena "tiu" by that fucking idiot..."Pls dont eat here..later water spill..(then dunno what shit) blablabla"....tiu
1pm:Tutorial lab session...listen to lame jokes by CK...faints!
2pm:Gen bio lecture....finally got to eat my burger that stayed in my bag for so long my jacket smelled like fries!too bloated cant absord what the angmoh lecturer is teaching...hah!alasan!
3pm:Took pic of Calv n Teikeng sleeping in lecture!!got super ugly shots of them...both are damn kao rich...can simpan for blackmailing purpose next time.
4pm:Back to hall....facebook....read blogs....took nap.
6pm:Woke up....dress up for production.
6.45pm:Waited for bus to UCC...cam whored at bus stop...(steph's idea)
7.15pm:Arrived at UCC....cam whored again there...(what else la dengg)
8pm:Finally show started...tiu...suppose to start at 730pm wan lorrr...hate people who are not punctual!bleh.
10.30pm:Finished...and cam whored again...(Tak habis habis)
11.15pm:Supper at FS...ate porridge with Qiutong...damn sedap n syiok...stomach full..yet not bloated...happy like mad...
12.30am:Back to hall..bathed...
1.30am:Facebook...msn..email..blog...sleep...set alarm to wake up at 545am for FUTSAL!!!!yay!
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
kebodohan
I did something totally stupid...first i totally forgotten about my 7pm lecture..wanted to mati-ed n sleep a awhile after dinner when Yenny called me...she asked me what time Im going down?
then i dengan blur-nya answered her "huh?go down where?"..i thought why she suddenly wanna eat hall dinner today...mana tau..."lecture la!"...denggg
Then i quickly changed n met her...n we stupidly missed the A1 bus coz we stupidly thought that there's still D bus n we saw with our own eyes (three pairs summore!) that D is moving out.
Then we stupidly say somemore, "wah sekali tht bus move to the parking then mati engine"..
Sekali....tht bus freakin' dissapeared!OMG...sueh or not our mouth??
Then we waited for about fifteen min n decided that we should just ponteng....n we stupidly walked away from the bus stop leaving everyone there (people we know lar..) in awe!They must be wondering what are these three idiots doing.....kebodohan yg tidak terhingga!
Of course then I stupidly walked back to my room n slack...dennnggggg...waste of time n effort.took fifteen mins to prepare...but only need one min to strip everything off.
then i dengan blur-nya answered her "huh?go down where?"..i thought why she suddenly wanna eat hall dinner today...mana tau..."lecture la!"...denggg
Then i quickly changed n met her...n we stupidly missed the A1 bus coz we stupidly thought that there's still D bus n we saw with our own eyes (three pairs summore!) that D is moving out.
Then we stupidly say somemore, "wah sekali tht bus move to the parking then mati engine"..
Sekali....tht bus freakin' dissapeared!OMG...sueh or not our mouth??
Then we waited for about fifteen min n decided that we should just ponteng....n we stupidly walked away from the bus stop leaving everyone there (people we know lar..) in awe!They must be wondering what are these three idiots doing.....kebodohan yg tidak terhingga!
Of course then I stupidly walked back to my room n slack...dennnggggg...waste of time n effort.took fifteen mins to prepare...but only need one min to strip everything off.
Monday, 3 March 2008
random shit pics
Si panjang n si kontot.
yea,i cant belif my eyes either..i can open shop already
Super cute stickers to stick on Yenny's fridge...*sweat*
Sorry la..u might think tht this is just a salad wtf am i doing?wrong!this is thus by far my most bangga-ed "meal" that i made myself...its an achievement okay!its healthier than instant noodle.Tried upgrading the salad...this time..got ham wan okay...denggg
dude,seriously...speechless...
Sunday, 2 March 2008
Boozing
Man, Im not one of those people who enjoy drinking yet i actually kinda enjoyed it today...maybe its the company...plus all the stress lately...nuff said..
Getting tipsy is damn fun...all the stress is the world was lifted off almost immediately after downing whole cup of cocktail followed by few sips of beer...haiya i know la..damn lousy drinker la I ni....abit abit high adi...denggg
Like the canto ppl always say.."jeh jao siu sao"...(drink away all ur sorrows)...its very true indeed...
I think Im going to start picking up this new "hobby" of mine...been reading alot of blogs n most of them revolve around booze...i always wonder.y these poeple cant lay off their booze...well now mystery solved!I finally understood!
mE: Luiyan, I need to pick up drinking in order to realise my dream as a mis@#@$$..therefore i need you to teman me coz ur da master!
Nay: Eh...I just set a resolution to quit drinking.
mE: dengggg...i just set a resolution to pick up drinking n then u ffk me...dennngggg.
Nay: eh reli lo..i feel asleep on the bus n chau kung talked to me..he asked me to turn back..
mE: chau kung is what?
Nay: he who must not be denied.
mE: DEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG....
Too much la this luiyan!summore she can go n sms me halfway n said, "dontcha just feel like eating kimchi?"...mahsyaaalllaaah.
Drinking is addictive...it is like diarrhea...very torturing initially but the after effect is totally syiok!..like u berak everything out n felt 10kgs lighter afterwards!
Getting tipsy is damn fun...all the stress is the world was lifted off almost immediately after downing whole cup of cocktail followed by few sips of beer...haiya i know la..damn lousy drinker la I ni....abit abit high adi...denggg
Like the canto ppl always say.."jeh jao siu sao"...(drink away all ur sorrows)...its very true indeed...
I think Im going to start picking up this new "hobby" of mine...been reading alot of blogs n most of them revolve around booze...i always wonder.y these poeple cant lay off their booze...well now mystery solved!I finally understood!
mE: Luiyan, I need to pick up drinking in order to realise my dream as a mis@#@$$..therefore i need you to teman me coz ur da master!
Nay: Eh...I just set a resolution to quit drinking.
mE: dengggg...i just set a resolution to pick up drinking n then u ffk me...dennngggg.
Nay: eh reli lo..i feel asleep on the bus n chau kung talked to me..he asked me to turn back..
mE: chau kung is what?
Nay: he who must not be denied.
mE: DEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG....
Too much la this luiyan!summore she can go n sms me halfway n said, "dontcha just feel like eating kimchi?"...mahsyaaalllaaah.
Drinking is addictive...it is like diarrhea...very torturing initially but the after effect is totally syiok!..like u berak everything out n felt 10kgs lighter afterwards!
Saturday, 1 March 2008
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