uhoohoohoo..veli boling...feel like talking bout bo liao stuff....unimportant n irrelevant....nonsensical n no brainer.....the crap of all shit...
ok la let me share my "auntie story"....n no..this has got nothing to do with my auntie....its the auntie-in-me im talking about...
me n kenning went grocery shopping today....super auntie la....choose this n that....compare prices....waraoooo kenot tahan myself for being liddat la....haih...its not easy being poor u see....im really trying very god damn hard already....n no...my family didnt go bankrupt...its just me being more berjimat-cermat...(whats da english word???aiya heck care la cant think already...)
anyway....then we both proceeded to the fruits area....besides vegies now its my first time buying fruits!!yay!!!one at the time.....like the wise ones will say....
we took our own auntie time picking n squeezing those apples....kenning at the green apples...me at the red ones....took us like ten mins just to pick out five god damn apples laaaaa....when you are doing it ah...u really feel very into it wan without realising how fast time flies....but after you are done....waiting for your friend to pick hers....its like...the most auntiest thing in the whole wide universe.....u can see her auntinest n imagine yourself doing it before this ....super embarrassing la....
and so we realised how auntied we were n vowed not to be seen like that anymore....if wanna do it....must be chop chop n cover your face....or wear superman mask...huhuhu...
told yah its a super boh isi boh liao boh nothing post.....wahahaha...!!!
Saturday, 25 August 2007
Wednesday, 22 August 2007
Quick update
Formal Dinner 07- fifth floor girls n dates
With hot date,Reda
highlights: RAG n FLAG DAY.....DATING GAME...INTER BLOCK GAME...what else what else???lemme think lemme think...umm ummm...basically thts it la...yea i know...damn no life right?..deng
1)okay...RAG n Flag.....i was a bloody bulky PUMPKiN..performing for RAG....it was a "pleeeaaasant" experience...but wont do it again for NUTS!...why ah??waraoooo lemme tell u la...long waiting hours...waste of time....total fatigue....disgusting face n body paint....weird dance moves....even weirder costumes....erm wat else ah....yea la tht's enuf la wan more meh?
2)Flag was all about standing there n act nice n all asking for donation....Rule number one:Fake plastic smile...."Hi....donation...hi donation?"....aiyah when i was in my first yr i kena cheated adi...being the ever so naive freshman....of course the line was "Hello..would you like to make a donation??"...damn panjang weiii...talk until i wanna die....now now...hehe...im a class above adi...just go "donation donation..." smile smile abit....if duwan smile then dun smile...if wanna slack just sit one hour at the bus stop....the most amusing thing is...banglas are the most generous lot!!i totally dig em..i mean...asking donation fr them!!!
3)Dating game....here comes the fun part.....dating game is one of the game played by my hostel....where frehmen are suppose to ask seniors for a date....fake wan la of course....then hor then hor....(wah damn excited).....towards the very last minute i got asked by this super yummy delicious cupcake...i mean..angmoh....waraoooo damn exciting laaaaaa....he is like super dashingly hot to the maximum to the power of 100 square kuasa lima darab tiga ribu!!....yes thts how cute n hot he is(check out da pic yo!)....practically the hottest guy in our hall....wooohooo score!!!n things tht he said to me...ooohhhh..totally can melt ur heart away wan(not becoz he is angmoh kay!!!its really very sweet wan)...hahahhaa....then hor..haih..after the date i tak habis habis kena ejek by my frens la...SPG SPG...haih....then say wat..migrating to swiss la..having pretty babies la... buy them swatch watches la....naming his boat after me la...this n tht....too much la they all....hehe...okay la enuf...
4)lastly....Inter Block Games...erm...IBG is ...well...just IBG lor....huhuhu..potong steam right?....
oohhh ooohh...very random la but....last nite Nat asked me...to choose....either
a)to be hot n gorgeous but super dumb n bimbotic
b)to be fat n not so pretty..but not very ugly....but super intelligent
i chose....A la of course....duh!!!life is all about the superficial....thts y i read superficial.com...wahahhaa...
your choice???if u chose B...tht only meant one thing....YOU ARE A DISGUSTING LIAR!!!!
Friday, 27 July 2007
Back in KR
Have been back for almost a week or so...feeling very emotionally,mentally n physically drained now...haih...no wonder spore is the land of suicidal...this place really can drive people nuts.
Just finished helpin rachel cleaned her room...its was a disgusting mess!guys room are horribly horrid!thank god my own room wasnt like tht....
Been hiding in my clean,warm n cosy room watching non-stop japanese dramas 24/7.How do i survive in terms of food u ask?
My dad will will so proud of me....i bought vegetables for the first time in my 21 yrs of life!I even know how to cook/steam veggies with instant noodle(just to make it healthier) now...damn bangga sial!When i get home i must brag to my whole family...it is a freakin huge news to them...tht yours truly actually know how to shop for veggies!!!
Imagine the Mr.Bean scenario...where he follows the guy in the hotel...eating oysters n stuff...
I actually had no clue on how to pick the tomatoes n stuff...but i just did what those aunties do!!following every steps carefully....delicately picking n squeezing those damn fruits..or veggies..watever la..
My daddy would be proud!My daddy would be proud!My daddy would be so freakin proud!yay.
Its a big deal to me okay!Before i came here he even teased me saying tht i dont even know how to do laundry..(erm actually i really dont la...but i did pick it up fast)..just turn the damn machine oni la how hard can it be la....
Dad:When u go there how are u gg to survive huh???wash clothes also u dunno...
Me:Aiyah easy oni la....
Dad:What???just throw inside the pail n soak it whole nite isit???
Me:what????not so jia lat la...at least must whack the clothes with a stick first la...wahahaha
Wahaha damn funny..somehow i always imagine washing clothes the damn ancient kuno way...go to the river side n wash it on a wooden board n sing happily while whacking the clothes onto the board.syioknyerrrr!
Just finished helpin rachel cleaned her room...its was a disgusting mess!guys room are horribly horrid!thank god my own room wasnt like tht....
Been hiding in my clean,warm n cosy room watching non-stop japanese dramas 24/7.How do i survive in terms of food u ask?
My dad will will so proud of me....i bought vegetables for the first time in my 21 yrs of life!I even know how to cook/steam veggies with instant noodle(just to make it healthier) now...damn bangga sial!When i get home i must brag to my whole family...it is a freakin huge news to them...tht yours truly actually know how to shop for veggies!!!
Imagine the Mr.Bean scenario...where he follows the guy in the hotel...eating oysters n stuff...
I actually had no clue on how to pick the tomatoes n stuff...but i just did what those aunties do!!following every steps carefully....delicately picking n squeezing those damn fruits..or veggies..watever la..
My daddy would be proud!My daddy would be proud!My daddy would be so freakin proud!yay.
Its a big deal to me okay!Before i came here he even teased me saying tht i dont even know how to do laundry..(erm actually i really dont la...but i did pick it up fast)..just turn the damn machine oni la how hard can it be la....
Dad:When u go there how are u gg to survive huh???wash clothes also u dunno...
Me:Aiyah easy oni la....
Dad:What???just throw inside the pail n soak it whole nite isit???
Me:what????not so jia lat la...at least must whack the clothes with a stick first la...wahahaha
Wahaha damn funny..somehow i always imagine washing clothes the damn ancient kuno way...go to the river side n wash it on a wooden board n sing happily while whacking the clothes onto the board.syioknyerrrr!
Wednesday, 11 July 2007
Rambut tebal
Rambut tebal is my super maksiat buddy Tengcheong...Chem teacher called him rambut tebal thts y i started calling him tht...muahahha...n yes his rambut is damn ass tebal... means his hair is damn ass thick.....serious shit i ain't kidding..
well i recently went on two back to back 'maksiat' sessions with him to watch a few movies....hahhaa...we had our gud times....even back then....we were partners during chemistry lab sessions....n yes,we had lotsa chemistry!hahaha...
tht fella is gg back to Sabah for Uni n im going to miss his "maksiat" n his super corrupted antics....with him i can talk smack all nite long without having to care about what others think about my corrupted mind n manners..
i always teased him about his kampung uni n how he can only find orang utan n play with them during his pass times.... n how he would always say that he will swim across the sea to come look for me....n how the liquor is Sabah is so damn cheap that he cant stay sober normally...
during our "outing",i accompanied him to buy bermudas in some Lala shop....n i just cant stop "kutuking" him for going into a lala shop...although he is nothing like a lala..just so happen they have the berms he wanted inside there....he tried on a pair of Small size berms n told me tht his "canon" couldnt fit into it...wahhahaha wicked shit!
n how he suddenly turned to me during Transformers n told me tht Megan Fox's boobs are definitely a C....n i was quite slow at tht times....took me a while to realise what he was talking...tht sick bastard!!! its a freakin family show with little "its"(annoying children) sitting in front of us....
n how we both kept critisicing the movie Die hard n all the "keh leh feh"(extras) who will die one by one when facing the unbeatable old dude Bruce willis.
n how he told xieshen tht i made him feel so happy these few days when we hung out...n how he felt like a "Real man"...aaahahahaha...super wicked
well im so going to miss tht sickenin rambut tebal...hope tht i can bermaksiat with him again at puncak mount kinabalu when i go find him next hols....
well i recently went on two back to back 'maksiat' sessions with him to watch a few movies....hahhaa...we had our gud times....even back then....we were partners during chemistry lab sessions....n yes,we had lotsa chemistry!hahaha...
tht fella is gg back to Sabah for Uni n im going to miss his "maksiat" n his super corrupted antics....with him i can talk smack all nite long without having to care about what others think about my corrupted mind n manners..
i always teased him about his kampung uni n how he can only find orang utan n play with them during his pass times.... n how he would always say that he will swim across the sea to come look for me....n how the liquor is Sabah is so damn cheap that he cant stay sober normally...
during our "outing",i accompanied him to buy bermudas in some Lala shop....n i just cant stop "kutuking" him for going into a lala shop...although he is nothing like a lala..just so happen they have the berms he wanted inside there....he tried on a pair of Small size berms n told me tht his "canon" couldnt fit into it...wahhahaha wicked shit!
n how he suddenly turned to me during Transformers n told me tht Megan Fox's boobs are definitely a C....n i was quite slow at tht times....took me a while to realise what he was talking...tht sick bastard!!! its a freakin family show with little "its"(annoying children) sitting in front of us....
n how we both kept critisicing the movie Die hard n all the "keh leh feh"(extras) who will die one by one when facing the unbeatable old dude Bruce willis.
n how he told xieshen tht i made him feel so happy these few days when we hung out...n how he felt like a "Real man"...aaahahahaha...super wicked
well im so going to miss tht sickenin rambut tebal...hope tht i can bermaksiat with him again at puncak mount kinabalu when i go find him next hols....
Memorable bali quotes
Sherene:Ei,must bring passport ah?(to clubbing)
Others:No nid la... mahfan
Me:Oiiii bring leh...in case something happen(like bomb)...they can identify us n our nationalities...
Others:deng.....
Me:Ei why u got tht bracelet?bought from tht lady ah?
Sherene:No la she gave me for free....
Me:Wa....why she do tht?
Sherene:Dunno..maybe its jampi(black magic)...she wants me to go back for her manicure
Me:then take it off la...damn scary wan la jampi
Sherene:..duwan la i scared if take it off sumthing bad happen
....in the end...we went back for manicure coz sherene insisted upon it...sahlah kena jampi
Euclea:If u must choose to die is the saddest way....will u rather.....choke on tofu.....kena hit by a kancil who is moving at 20km/h....walk into a longkang
Pacat:or....ur bulu mata (eye lashes) kena tersepit(caught in) in between the lift's door....
wahahahahahahahahahaha
Others:No nid la... mahfan
Me:Oiiii bring leh...in case something happen(like bomb)...they can identify us n our nationalities...
Others:deng.....
Me:Ei why u got tht bracelet?bought from tht lady ah?
Sherene:No la she gave me for free....
Me:Wa....why she do tht?
Sherene:Dunno..maybe its jampi(black magic)...she wants me to go back for her manicure
Me:then take it off la...damn scary wan la jampi
Sherene:..duwan la i scared if take it off sumthing bad happen
....in the end...we went back for manicure coz sherene insisted upon it...sahlah kena jampi
Euclea:If u must choose to die is the saddest way....will u rather.....choke on tofu.....kena hit by a kancil who is moving at 20km/h....walk into a longkang
Pacat:or....ur bulu mata (eye lashes) kena tersepit(caught in) in between the lift's door....
wahahahahahahahahahaha
Bali trip
wah shit...im so outa this world....okay first up...wonderful Bali of course
I HAD LOTSA LOTSA FREAKIN FUN IN BALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sure will be back again....ppl there are damn poor...but they are damn friendly....western food there are damn cheap.....branded surfing brands are damn cheap....everything is just so damn exciting!!!!
my companions are damn "maksiat"..i totally dig them....prasath,sherene n euclea....considering he is d only guy,pacat couldnt be any gay-er than he was....he is so un-guy at all....he eats like a girl....tak guna
first day i already kena "molested" at checkpoint...tak guna...im d one who wore the most minimal cloth on me n yet they suspected tht i might smuggle stuff..deng....
officer(man):"syiok tak??(of being molested)"
me:"Syiooookkkkk....amat syiok sekali"
officer:sweat.....
well of course the officer who molested me was a female la..the male wan was just "sibuking"
then once we reached Bali....im the one who kena check luggage again....deng....pacat look like an indon...sherene looks lost...euclea look like a ball...so y me la????i just look like a sweet Chinese person..china ppl dun smuggle bombs ok...so what if they smuggle "ikan masin" n fake LVs???bigggg offence...deng
second day went on trip...watched barong dance(bohhhhring!!!)...go shopping...ate ayam penyet(damn different from spore one)...n watched euc n pacat bungee jump...
i chickened out coz im afraid of heights...damn gayat sial!!!i went up with them n i totally "mengeras"(hardened)....i cannot imagine jumping...i will freak n die!!!!do tht for what????in the end u only get a lousy tshirt n an even lousier cert tht talks cock.
went clubbing everyday coz its super happening n cheap....with angmohs half naked all dancing...damn syiok.Bounty is da place to go....sherene said bounty is da second most happening place after the other club who kena bombed..."den still wanna go meh so dangerous?"..."thts the whole point....damn vunerable wan this place will kena bomb anytime wan...thts y we must go..."...crazy woman
the funniest thing tht happened in bali was...those street vendors who try to sell us stuff couldnt figure out what nationalities we were....they thought euc n i were jap....then they saw sherene n prasath who look nothing like jap...n they just went speechless....im sure they're thinkin.."what is this two white thing duin with this one black thing n one indon pimp?"..wahahhaa
ok la damn lazy d...the end
I HAD LOTSA LOTSA FREAKIN FUN IN BALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sure will be back again....ppl there are damn poor...but they are damn friendly....western food there are damn cheap.....branded surfing brands are damn cheap....everything is just so damn exciting!!!!
my companions are damn "maksiat"..i totally dig them....prasath,sherene n euclea....considering he is d only guy,pacat couldnt be any gay-er than he was....he is so un-guy at all....he eats like a girl....tak guna
first day i already kena "molested" at checkpoint...tak guna...im d one who wore the most minimal cloth on me n yet they suspected tht i might smuggle stuff..deng....
officer(man):"syiok tak??(of being molested)"
me:"Syiooookkkkk....amat syiok sekali"
officer:sweat.....
well of course the officer who molested me was a female la..the male wan was just "sibuking"
then once we reached Bali....im the one who kena check luggage again....deng....pacat look like an indon...sherene looks lost...euclea look like a ball...so y me la????i just look like a sweet Chinese person..china ppl dun smuggle bombs ok...so what if they smuggle "ikan masin" n fake LVs???bigggg offence...deng
second day went on trip...watched barong dance(bohhhhring!!!)...go shopping...ate ayam penyet(damn different from spore one)...n watched euc n pacat bungee jump...
i chickened out coz im afraid of heights...damn gayat sial!!!i went up with them n i totally "mengeras"(hardened)....i cannot imagine jumping...i will freak n die!!!!do tht for what????in the end u only get a lousy tshirt n an even lousier cert tht talks cock.
went clubbing everyday coz its super happening n cheap....with angmohs half naked all dancing...damn syiok.Bounty is da place to go....sherene said bounty is da second most happening place after the other club who kena bombed..."den still wanna go meh so dangerous?"..."thts the whole point....damn vunerable wan this place will kena bomb anytime wan...thts y we must go..."...crazy woman
the funniest thing tht happened in bali was...those street vendors who try to sell us stuff couldnt figure out what nationalities we were....they thought euc n i were jap....then they saw sherene n prasath who look nothing like jap...n they just went speechless....im sure they're thinkin.."what is this two white thing duin with this one black thing n one indon pimp?"..wahahhaa
ok la damn lazy d...the end
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