My love for my husband

hello hello...i hereby proclaim my undying love for my one and only.....dear Abang Kentang aka Mr. Potato....abaaaannnggg kentang....engkaulah buah hatiku.....aku sungguh sungguh menggemari lemak yg diberi olehmu....aku suka menikmati kemasinan perisamu.....keranggupan yang tidak terhingga membuat hatiku lemah disaluti lapisan lemak yang tebal menyumbat arteriku.....engkaulah lelaki yang paling lazat di seluruh dunia!!hanya engkau mampu memberi sensasi hebat yang tidak terhingga kepadaku........aku cinta padamu abang kentang....

wahahhaa ok ok direct translation.....erm ok forget it...kinda hard....anyway....mr. potato rocks....went to ss to grab some junk....

"makanlah banyak sikit, sudah boleh jadi babi"...shin fei told me tht....muahaha...damn fun to indulge in junk la....sinful but happy...happy happy happy....yay.....

shit...im blogging like a bimbo now....haih...try to refrain from becoming a bimbo blogger...im not even a blogger la plsss....im a cock writer...wahaha..hmmm how to become less bimbotic ah..?maybe i should start cursing in canto again la like how i used to.....damn mengganas wan..u wont even wanna come near....im like the queen of canto curses n "tai ga jie" of petaling street....muahaha scared onot?my gang even used to had this "who-can-stand-not-cursing-for-one-day" competition back then....it was that bad!even have to bet n see who can last longest...in the end...noone can lorr..all must curse like sailor...cuss cuss cuss nonstop....random auntie walk past also must curse her...."pokai la....pok chan la....luk dei la....jong pek la...."...all da TNMCH.....blablabla...haih now cursing skill abit lapuk adi la...no longer can find cussing gang n cuss cuss cuss here n there...sien

anyway.....besides resulting in finding a manly man(mr. potato), another solution is to run.....run run run.....yay..today i finally can tell da world tht i have ran the whole NUS course!!damn happy....tried a new route today....which is the only one that ive never been to....finally....conquer NUS....woohooohoo feels gudddd....

Upcoming Dance Supper

Dance Supper will be held next wed...the new batch of freshie dancers did a good job so far in preparing the door gifts for us seniors....better than what we did last year at least.....what we did last year was beyond pathetic and super fugly and effortless...oops...ok la...i did put in some effort in "anyhow coloring" the damn thing...

hahaha...but this year's was waaaayyy better and creative...can see that they really put in lotsa efforts in doing it..gotta give em thumbs up fer tht!they even printed our names individually on each picture...not bad la...last year's where got liddat wan???it was mass produced wan ok...damn disgusting...n never even use technology wan how stupid u tell me??...use stupid magic pens n manually conteng oni....da seniors must be damn disgusted!well who cares??wahahhaa..now im da senior...i "wa si"...

and who wouldnt be impressed by the cheesy n super lame "suggestions" they gave???

well i can tell u....im damn impressed laaa.a...im always a sucker for lame stuff...who isnt??dont pretend....woot!

Shit, gotta think of my halloween costume....im definitely gg to be sumthing bloody...dunno wat yet..but must be bloody wan....ok i want go sleep.....

Cool lyrics

"If you aint got no money take yo'broke ass home
You say: If you aint got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"-Fergie's Glamorous

Blardy realistic lyrics!!!

KR Hall bash

Pageant girls (Yay go Nat)

Pageant guys (Im secretly rooting for Lionel,yay)

Hot pageant contestants
With Nat backstage

queer eye

botak,Nat n Yenn
Kent Ridge Hall Bash was held in DXO last thursday....not bad..quite happening...had my first "Sexy but not sleazy" dance performance ever....ok la..not bad also..considering im damn not confident in doing it...although "buanged" a few steps here n there...but it was dark...n chaotic...so noone notice...hopefully...
Was dancing whole nite thru after the programme ended...so high until someone stepped on my toe with their stilletos....n taadaaaa...blood on da dance floor...ahahaha..dramaticnyerrr...but really la...my heels were covered in blood...berlumuran darah melimpah-limpah here n there...hahahaha....but but im okay not to worry....still can walk can run can do maksiat here n there...wahahhaa..ok tockin cock...buhbye

Jessica's bday

Today is my lil' sis's Bday!!too busy until totally forgotten about it....every yr...i mean..since last yr la when i came...my mum would send me sms asking me to wish my sis....yea thts how forgetful i am....as if my bro's early reminders on friendster is not enuf...my mum had to sms me herself....haih...what a bad sis I am...unlike "someone"...purposely go back KL to celebrate "her" sister's bday...haih...jealous......tsk tsk
anyway...after mum sms-ed....i called jessica n talked to her a while...its so weird to "talk" to ur sis....its not like ur talking to ur friends.....u cant go like..."hey hey yo yo happy bday girl!!(all chirpy n fake tone).....omg omg ur like...OLD...like auntie....yack yack yack.....okay hope u have fun...yumcha sumtime okay!!!"(yea right...as if really will yumcha).....
and besides...my sis is only....10 yrs old...so u cant really talk bimbo to her like tht....and she is also not the manja manja type....so we were just talking like mature adults...(fuiyoh)....hahaha...weird right??
i was askin her how she's going to celebrate...."buy cake, order pizza tht's it lor" she said as a matter of factly....now i know where the cool genes came from...it runs in the family...woohoohooo...
sien sien sien...my life is hopeless...yea yea whine whine whine.....i know no one cares la...who cares la really.....i even feel like laughing at myself....wahahaha..ok weird...watever
anyway.....I MISS HOME.....haaaaaiiihhhhh

First book

yay!!!i BOUGHT MY FIRST BOOK EVER!!!after one year....yes larrr..have to congratulate mahself...so proud man!!!!
see???i really did it lor....super exp wei...stupid book which i probably wont read much...cost me $44 freakin dollars....thts like...rm100 pls!!!anyway...it feels gooooood to finally own a freakin BOOOOK!!!the smell of brand new pages.....amat syiokkkkk sekali...n i looove wrapping new books....ok la one book oni la....so semangat go n buy wrapping paper summore u noe....when it comes to new books....im a total freak...must wrap nice nice wan....esp so exp summore....sure treat it as gold n exibit it nicely on my shelf.....wooohooohooo.....
buyin books are so fun.....im going to do it more next semester.....yayssssssssssssss.....
dunno y i never thought of it before...hmmmm....i wonder.....

Die pls

I dont freakin' understand a thing in lecture!!nono....should be..lectures..with s..!!shit....things are getting harder n harder now...i know la i know la...buy books n read up ma...deng...i told panda tht books are damn expensive n damn not worth it to invest for one semester....then she deng me...."can spend so much on hair kenot spend on books meh???bimbo...."....*sweat*...say until liddat..speechless adi lor....

hana hana i go buy books tmrw la...i really duwan to die ruthlessly..damn not worth it
got books better also la...at least can decorate my shelves....yea sweat right??...but its true la...so far i have so many spacious shelves with no books...so wasted....
anyway...im so dead la....conclusion...

oh oh one more thing...try these donuts....damn nice pls!!!donut factory n tht stupid vivo one also not as nice pls!!!n most of all..the bestest thing is..no queue pls!!!!n its also low fat pls!!!n n its at the Curve,most happening place is town now pls!!!so..pls go pls!ok chiaoz...